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The Midnight Age
Harpy's Head Tavern
Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges
(Sentaari): You say, "To answer your question though.. I don't know.
Is it laziness on the part of the wolves? Charity toward other
hungry animals? Or perhaps it's confidence in their own hunting
ability to the point that they don't believe they need to store one
kill away since the next hunt is sure to be a success."
(Sentaari): Clearwater says, "I would say the later. As a group,
they are strong enough to take down the largest of beasts."
Zenobia has been sliced apart by a rabid direwolf.
(Sentaari): You say, "Ah it looks like a wolf has just had a
successful hunt as we speak."
I have the best stats in the whole game, I swear!
I shot Ander while flying in the monastery. So I didn't get to see his reaction this time.
From Ander's perspective:
Aloli fires an arrow striking you directly in the chest. Upon impact an explosion of colourful sparks is released into the air.
- You own 0 arrows.
- You have shot 0 arrows today.
- You have been hit by 1 person.
You say, "Help! Help!"
Hips swaying and steps sending a precise and practiced jiggle to her bountiful curves, Easy Katy saunters past. She brushes against your arm, making a show of pulling a small purse out of her cleavage and dropping it in your hands before winking, giggling, and running off.
Easy Katy just gave you a a drawstring purse (typo?)
You say, "Under attack."
You say, ".. I need a chaperone!"
With a sudden look of concentration, Easy Katy smiles a crooked smile, gives a flick of her hair, and vanishes in a burst of glitter, leaving nothing behind but sparkle and powerful perfume.
(Tells): You tell Aloli, ".. I think I will be a bit more careful when calling for help now, Abbess."
(Tells): Aloli whispers into your consciousness, "Oh?"
(Tells): You tell Aloli, "Mm!"
Formerly: Spiegel. Eidycue.
edited February 13
You shout, "The ten of you could not defend this lesser from one Templar. For shame!"
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A herald of Chaos shouts, "HE CAME! HE SAW! AND SOON HE WILL CONQUER SAPIENCE WITH HIS OVERWHELMING STRENGTH!"
When even the Heralds recognize the effort!
Here we see Rhyot trying to do his best Hulk Hogan impression!
You guys were needy!! I got so many tells from all of you to keep coming back for more!!
What else was I able to do except poke you all??
edited February 21
(Tells): Spiritwalker Aishia Celaeno, The Shrike tells you, "Mace in the face!"
(Tells): Spiritwalker Aishia Celaeno, The Shrike tells you, "Or up in that place!"
(Tells): Spiritwalker Aishia Celaeno, The Shrike tells you, "Shield in the butt, or maybe the gut."
(Tells): Your voice reaches Aishia's mind: "That is an interesting way to explain a combat route, I'm not sure they'd appreciate me explaining that to novice luminaries."
(Tells): Spiritwalker Aishia Celaeno, The Shrike tells you, "Just don't let the maces touch. That's what shields are for."
CLASS QUIT LUMINARY
(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Iesid imparts to you, "( goob isn't here so I'll say it: BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MUTHAFKRR )"
(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Iesid imparts to you, "( said in Chapelle's Rick James voice )"
Empress of Bahir'an
The Pillars of the Earth
(Misfits): Lleminara says, "Quite sure vamp husks don't do bodily functions."
(Misfits): Canasius says, "They poof dust."
(Misfits): Leana says, "I still get heads from them."
(Misfits): Leana says, "Husks are shrink ready."
(Misfits): Lleminara says, "That's a husk's head alright. We can make you a new one."
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "Well, what happens when we drink wine? Does it just get completely absorbed or do we have to force ourselves to pee it out?"
(Misfits): You say, "I was having a conversation about this recently with someone. I wanted to know if vampires poop."
(Misfits): Leana says, "If they eat, yes."
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "Pee/poop...depending on if we eat or drink?"
(Misfits): Canasius says, "They only make bodily movements they allow."
(Misfits): You say, "Blood obviously gets completely absorbed."
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "Except drinking blood obviously. Yes."
(Misfits): Prucilla says, "I've had that same thought for ever, but I was too embarrassed to voice it. Been sitting on it for years."
(Misfits): Leana says, "According to Aetolia lore, undead are not much different than living."
(Misfits): Lleminara says, "Should we lore-wisely need to eat tho? Is sustenance really what fuels our functions tho."
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "No. Blood fuels our functions."
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "We drink and dine because we're classy af."
(Misfits): Lleminara says, "Precisely. So we either poop that out, or don't need to I reckon."
(Misfits): Leana says, "They function almost exactly the same with some differences. Blood prevents children, because vampire virus is trong."
(Misfits): Lleminara says, "But with that in mind. Does a husk sweat?"
(Misfits): Steele says, "Undead and vampires still require operational vital organs."
(Misfits): Steele says, "Body processes still continue."
(Misfits): You say, "Some, yes. They don't have to breathe."
[News]: A new changelog post has been placed upon the news board. READNEWS CHANGELOG 1565 for more information.
(Misfits): Canasius says, "Yet they can drown."
(Misfits): Steele says, "With exception of the cardiovascular systems."
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "Yeah, the drowning part always annoyed me."
(Misfits): Lleminara says, "Inb4 changelog is 'Vamps now poop'"
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "LOL."
---------------Ishmar starts a Chakrasul sermon here-------------------
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "We just never talk about it ICly because we're too classy for that."
(Misfits): Lleminara says, "^."
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "Last nights dinner did not agree with me... I had to poop...can you imagine a vamp saying that?"
(Misfits): Steele says, "Bein real tho outside of breath and heartbeat, u still need a functional everything else."
(Misfits): Steele says, "Which is why we can't have skeletons
(Misfits): Vyrthanis says, "In true misfit fashion - attending a sermon on the Dark Mother ICly whilst talking about vamps bowel movements here XD."