Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Daskalos

Hear something funny in game (and not necessarily in character?) This thread is for you!

Arbre

You tell Macian Amaratha, "You know there are some cultists down in the Great Rock that might be closer to your level."

Macian tells you, "Ouch."

Macian has been sliced apart by a crazed Nazetu cutter.
Your ally has fallen at Glorious overlook of the Vashnars.
(23476) Located within (Tiyen Esityi.)

Daskalos

Preceptor Aren Yaslana, Morning Star frowns and says, "The stupid wheel changed me for a while."

Squire Damonicus Yaslana says, "I can see that, mom."

Nola

Aren's true form finally reveals itself.

The wheel, what a clever rouse to cover the TRUTH.

Lin

I would have expected @Aren to transform into a man.

Edit: nngh what is with the @ symbol

Arbre

Better than #Aren?

Meyvitch

You can see the following 5 objects:
"monolith sigil4164"     a monolith sigil.
"chessboard14626"        a beautifully-carved chess board.
"imp alchemist29264"     a furry humgii.
"rod76829"               a rod banded with metal.
"missionary157549"       a bright-eyed missionary.

...I knew Enorian was weird.

 

Ladrana

Meyvitch said:

You can see the following 5 objects:
"monolith sigil4164"     a monolith sigil.
"chessboard14626"        a beautifully-carved chess board.
"imp alchemist29264"     a furry humgii.
"rod76829"               a rod banded with metal.
"missionary157549"       a bright-eyed missionary.

...I knew Enorian was weird.

 

They have that in Saluria too. I was like 'The fawk...?'

Rivas

(The Quorum): Saybre says, "Get it smack dab in the middle of your chest, like a pro."

Saybre

Rivas said:

(The Quorum): Saybre says, "Get it smack dab in the middle of your chest, like a pro."

I stand by that.

Arbre

Nyrus:    ..why do you have your own liquor category?
Arbre:    ...
Nyrus:    /me hasn't even bothered looking at invcat yet
Arbre:    Why does that SURPRISE you?
Nyrus:    no, not really

Lin

Oh god, I have one too.

Meyvitch

How can you tell if you have your own category?

Arbre

You made it.  INVCAT

Lin

Quivering, an shifting wraith of ice and dust expels a freezing wave of gas and air over you, crackling over your skin in icy waves.

(+) Afflicted: shivering.

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I just pooped myself.

Zun

If you ever find yourself alone at the end of the world...

You sit down on the Throne of the Stormlord.

The searing lightning enveloping the Throne of the Stormlord reacts poorly to your temerity; it 

blasts through your fragile form, searing flesh and burning away hair, reducing you swiftly to a 

charred, smoking husk.

You have been slain by the Throne of the Stormlord.

...have some restraint.

Meyvitch

That is awesome.

Lin

Used to not be an instakill.

A cloaked figure says to Maghak, the Sovereign, "I must say, nice chair, Sir."

Aarbrok holds up a flask in a salute to Maghak, "To you, Lord Maghak!" he exclaims.

Aarbrok takes a long drink of the slimy green potion. It takes several moments before he begins to gag involuntarily, the slimy, jelly-like concoction dribbling from the corners of his mouth.

With a grunt and a heavy glance at a cloaked figure, Maghak replies, "A relic. But it will suffice. Far more suited to My behind than My Brother's sky-throne."

You have emoted: Anfini wipes his hands together, trying to pat off the frost. "Oughta let me have a sit in it, see how it feels."

Maghak gives you a long, considering look, then takes a step aside, His boots crunching against the snowy towertop. "Be My guest, peacock."

Maghak takes a drink from a heavy glass bottle.

You have emoted: Anfini's eyebrows go as high as they can, a weak laugh sputtering from his throat. "Well hot damn," he exclaims, and wastes no time in trotting to the throne, making a show of planting his not-as-impressive rear end into it.

You sit down on the Iridum Throne.

The searing lightning enveloping the Iridum Throne reacts poorly to your temerity; it blasts through your fragile form, searing flesh and burning away hair, reducing you swiftly to a charred, smoking husk.

( Prompt before: )

H|4026 M|4026 E|100% W|78% E|100% X|49.564% (cfdb) (ehsm) eb - 

( Prompt after: )

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You exclaim, "F(udgy dingaling bars)!"

Eyolf snickers under his breath.

Eleanor squints at the throne and the smoke. "You alright in there?"

Pleasantly, Maghak, the Sovereign says to you, "Comfortable?"

Kelliara gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

The corners of Aarbrok's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You have emoted: Anfini leaps from the chair immediately, his skin, clothes and hair smoking, a terrified look to his eyes. "Y-Y-You can have the bloody g- goddamn thing. Cu- curiosity satisfied."

Maghak

Nerf Link. >:[

Lin

The Tear of Lleis. (Pash valley) [gardn] (v19296)

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A shimmering ball of energy hovers here above a multi-colored coral pedestal ornamented with seashells. The Tear of Lleis ripples gently here, embraced by its reedy bank. arm

Exits: northeast, southeast.

Shrines: Slyphe.

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You gently bathe the corpse of Piper in the Tear of Lleis.

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The Tear of Lleis. (Pash valley) [gardn] (v19296)

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Like a cathedral's window, three pines appear to watch over this place, silent and beautiful in their own right - the tallest of the three in the center flanked by two of equal height. The pines stand sentry over a rippling pool. The ripples in the pool emanate from a welling up, similar to a submerged fountain, in the very center. The pool's waters lap at the reedy bank, the cattails that grow there turned into bright white puff balls as if preparing for coming winter. To the east, a thorny hedge blocks the view in that direction, while the line of pines bars more than a fleeting glimpse of a sparkling river beyond this place. A shimmering ball of energy hovers here above a multi-colored coral pedestal ornamented with seashells. The Tear of Lleis ripples gently here, embraced by its reedy bank. arm

Exits: northeast, southeast.

Shrines: Slyphe.

H|5390 M|5200 E|100% W|100% E|100% X|84.935% (cfdb) (ehsm) eb - 

You can see the following 4 objects:

"shrine4250"             a shrine of Slyphe.

"tear9585"               the Tear of Lleis.

"arm63892"               arm.

"stallion13379"          a Jaziran stallion.

H|5390 M|5200 E|100% W|100% E|100% X|84.935% (cfdb) (ehsm) eb - 

You pick up arm.

H|5390 M|5200 E|100% W|100% E|100% X|84.935% (cfdb) (ehsm) eb - 

arm

It has 1 months of usefulness left.

Weight: 10 pounds

        4.54 kilograms

You may use the following commands with this weapon:

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wat

Kiyotan

Arbre

It's from a lycan quarter.  I've typoed it.  You can wield it and hit people with it.

Kiyotan

Xiuhcoatl tells you, "Why aren't you leading the Daru still?"

 

You tell Xiuhcoatl, "...what."

 

Xiuhcoatl tells you, "You were the Daru firefist for a while right?"

 

You tell Xiuhcoatl, "I have never been a Daru."

 

Xiuhcoatl tells you, "Then which K person lead the Daru for a long long time?"

 

You tell Xiuhcoatl, "Is it...did you truly just mistake me for Kylan?"

Aldric

Welcome back.

Daingean

You say nothing in a very pointed way. Your silence is deafening.

:-L

Kylan

Kiyotan said:

Xiuhcoatl tells you, "Why aren't you leading the Daru still?"

 

You tell Xiuhcoatl, "...what."

 

Xiuhcoatl tells you, "You were the Daru firefist for a while right?"

 

You tell Xiuhcoatl, "I have never been a Daru."

 

Xiuhcoatl tells you, "Then which K person lead the Daru for a long long time?"

 

You tell Xiuhcoatl, "Is it...did you truly just mistake me for Kylan?"

That's.. a new one.

Aldric

(Web): Winger says, "Time to go tackle and tickle some kids."

Kiyotan

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O_O.

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Creepy admin are creepy!

Daskalos

Anything posted in the immediate future is all lies.

Rivas

I wouldn't lie about something like this:


(Enorian): Daskalos says, "Well, true, tits always top unicorns, but then I'd have to
watch a romcom."

(The Quorum): Daskalos says, "...f[udgenuggets]."

Luna

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Extracting a lesser focal point at A spiraling stairwell within Scidve."

(Spirean Joint Command): Osmond says, "Any idea where that lesser is?"

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Yes."