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  • DaskalosDaskalos Credit Whore Extraordinare Rolling amongst piles of credits.
    Since when is making a mockery of your opponents weakness NOT RP?

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    Message #17059 Sent By: Oleis           Received On: 1/03/2014/17:24
    "If it makes you feel better, just checking your artifact list threatens to crash my mudlet."

    IstoDemarcus
  • TeaniTeani Shadow Mistress Sweden
    I mean rp as in interaction for the sake of interaction, rather than (as you said) trolling for PK.



    HaydynPerilunaDemarcus
  • DaskalosDaskalos Credit Whore Extraordinare Rolling amongst piles of credits.
    All interaction is RP, and I'm quite capable of long, fluid emotes if that's what you're referring to. But in this case, the object was to start up some conflict because the game has been completely lacking.

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    Message #17059 Sent By: Oleis           Received On: 1/03/2014/17:24
    "If it makes you feel better, just checking your artifact list threatens to crash my mudlet."

    Demarcus
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    [22:23] Aisling: [redacted]
    [22:23] Aisling: [redacted]
    [22:24] Aisling: A BUG JUMPED ON MY FACE AND I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE MOUTH
    [22:24] Arbre: Ahahahahahahahhaaa
    [22:24] Arbre: aheuaheuaheuaheu
    [22:24] Aisling: IT JUMPED TO MY SCREEN
    [22:24] Aisling: BE QUIET, I'LL SWAT IT AWAY
    [22:24] Arbre: aheuaheuaheuaheu
    [22:24] Aisling: [redacted] IT JUMPED BACK TO MY FACE
    [22:24] Aisling: ALMOST WENT INTO MY NOSE THE LITTLE [redacted]
    [22:24] Aisling: aaai hate BUGS
    [22:25] Aisling: brb gonna get a flip flop or something
    [22:25] Aisling: ok its dead
    KiyotanPeriluna
  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    Now targeting Tyrak!ORDER ENTOURAGE KILL Tyrak
    ORDER ENTOURAGE KILL Tyrak
    [The Spirits whisper]: Target set to Tyrak.
    You order a badger, lemming, raven, butterfly, wolf, and a cunning red fox to kill Tyrak.
    ta
    WIPE HANDAXE +2e
    passive
    ORDER ANIMALS PASSIVE
    You order badger, lemming, raven, butterfly, wolf, and a cunning red fox to assume a passive stance.
    They all seem to settle down.

    WIPE HANDAXE
    noven
    WILL NOW APPLY NOTHINGta
    WIPE HANDAXE
    ENVENOM HANDAXE NOTHING
    throw axe at Tyrak
    throw axe sw at Tyrak
    throw axe se at Tyrak
    throw axe w at Tyrak
    throw axe n at Tyrak
    throw axe e at Tyrak
    I do not recognize that venom.

    You cock back your arm and throw a primitive obsidian and pine hand axe north at an enraged male
    villager.
    Balance Used: 4.20 seconds
    The axe swiftly returns to your hand.

    clan dion tell ...
    (Dion an Duir): You say, "..."
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    Calipso
  • Rank      Pack Leader
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    #1        Zura Ani, Roux Aquila
    #2        Doyen Aarbrok Sarraski, the Mystborn Vicar
    #3        Ishin Cardinalis
    #4        Lexen Verite
    #5        Isto
    #6        Primordial Ranger Aithene Rose, Ferine Wolf
    #7        Treoir Giliand Bouchard
    #8        Athravan Mephistoles, Serpent of the Sands
    #9        Morrighan
    #10       Ms. Alyssn Nebre'seir
    #11       Tarleich
    End of the Rankings.


    Your pack has the following members:
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    Isto.
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    One man gun show!
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  • So not to toot my own horn, but I thought the centaur was cool. And tall. Really, really tall.

     

     

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    A burly centaur crossbowman stretches languidly.

    You tilt your head curiously at a burly centaur crossbowman.

    look

    The massive core of the Great Oak.

    Flickers of vibrant green fire encase this gargantuan pillar rising up from the

    Heartwood, the living core of the Great Oak visibly crackling with the energy of

    Dendara. The massive core shoots up through the center of the tree, both

    existing and nonexisting in the sense that it collides with foreign objects but

    passes through the various roots, limbs, and other aspects of the Great Oak as

    if nothing more than ethereal vapor. The pillar dominates the landscape, visible

    for miles in all directions as it shoots out through the canopy of the tree, and

    beyond to the sky far above. Where the core erupts from the earth, the pillar is

    surrounded in a hazy, pale green fog, illuminated by the dancing flames. Every

    once in awhile, a loud crack resounds from the pillar as white lightning ripples

    over its surface, coursing over the length of the core with unbridled energy. A

    burly centaur stands sentinel, his hefty crossbow at the ready. Raest stands

    here, clasping a great spear in his right hand as he overlooks the primordial

    heart of the Great Oak. A large, blood-splattered totem has been erected here,

    formed of obsidian, ivory and red-wood. Facing outwards and surrounding the

    totem are a large ivory bear, an obsidian raven and a red-wood serpent. A sigil

    in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Prowling about

    the area is a feral bahkatu predator. Fell green energy emanates from the

    pulsing core of the Great Oak, a massive pillar erupting from the earth to tower

    over the Heartwood. Torrents of water twist and shift around the watery form of

    an undine aquacaster here, masterfully manipulating her element. A cot with a

    simplistic clockwork mechanism is here, a plain wooden pot atop it. A massive

    golem made of clay stands here.  The sublime glow of the core casts an effulgent

    green light over the surrounding area.

    You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

     

    The sun begins her downward journey towards eventual sleep, casting even, full

    light upon the land.

     

    An ethereal trail of phosphorescent energy weaves through the air above the

    trees in a continuous stream.

     

    You say to a burly centaur crossbowman, "I saw a couple centaurs at the dance

    a...couple? years ago. But where did you live before that before you started

    guarding Duiran?"

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman looks over at you casually. "You're speaking to

    me?," he asks the sky.

     

    You nod your head at a burly centaur crossbowman.

     

    You have emoted: Meyvitch leaves off rubbing his knee and turns to shrug off his

    pack, rummaging through his salves.

     

    You take a drink of an elixir of health from a boring vial.

    The elixir heals and soothes you.

    You may drink another health or mana elixir.

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman shifts his hulking shoulder slightly as he stares

    down at you. "Is there a problem?" he asks.

     

    You say, "No problem. I was just wondering where you lived before the changing

    of the guards."

     

    You tilt your head curiously at a burly centaur crossbowman.

     

    look centaur

    This male centaur towers over most at a height of ten and a half feet tall -

    most of which is due to his equine lower body. Naturally muscular and fit, the

    centaur's lower body sports a tawny brown coat and dark brown hooves. His bare

    torso is equally toned and strong, warm cocoa-hued skin complementing his ebon

    tresses and tail, which have both been arranged into an exotic five-tail braid.

    White paint adorns his face, shoulders, and arms, streaked in tribal patterns of

    no definite shape. The centaur wields a heavy, impressive bolt-action crossbow,

    and he wears a sturdy gauntlet on each wrist.

    A burly centaur crossbowman looks weak and feeble.

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman says, "You some sort of reporter?"

     

    Blankly, you say, "What's a reporter?"

     

    You say to a burly centaur crossbowman, "I'm just satisfying my own curiosity!"

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman narrows his eyes suspiciously, "Like a spy or

    something. You're asking a lot of questions."

     

    You say to a burly centaur crossbowman, "Do I look like a Syssin to you?"

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman peers at you suspiciously.

     

    You have emoted: Meyvitch gives the crossbowman an indignant look.

     

    You say, "That's not a trick question, I'm a Sentinel!"

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman says, "That's what they all say."

     

    You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

     

    You say, "I'm also in Lord Haern's order. You can trust me."

     

    An ethereal trail of phosphorescent energy weaves through the air above the

    trees in a continuous stream.

     

    You ponder the situation.

     

     

    You say, "Well, I don't know if that actually means anything to you."

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman swishes his tail nonchalantly and looks out over

    your head, "So long as you're not causing trouble." He nods to himself and adds,

    "Or spying."

     

    You have emoted: Meyvitch stands up, stepping in front of the centaur and

    craning his head to look up at him. And up. And up. "Man, you're tall."

     

    The deepening dusk yields to impenetrable darkness as night claims the land.

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman shakes his head firmly. "I'm quite average. Shortest

    one in my family, actually."

     

    As tall as the trees surrounding it, a towering elemental walks in, silent and

    unobtrusive.

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman says, "My brother, now that's a centaur. Woo boy.

    Had two feet on me, easy."

     

    The surrounding woods falls eerily silent, just before a quiet, high-pitched

    keening can be heard from the luminescent orbs of the earthbound elemental. The

    ringing sound grows in volume gradually, until the surrounding woods are filled

    with the resonating, vibrating tones. Abruptly, it ends, and the forest comes

    alive once again with the sounds of life.

     

    You have emoted: Meyvitch turns his head, eyeing the elemental with concern.

     

    You ask a burly centaur crossbowman, "Is that a little or big brother that's

    taller than you?"

     

    p elemental

    At first glance, this elemental would blend into the woods were it capable of

    standing completely still for an extended period of time. The gargantuan

    creature matches the height of the trees surrounding it, though too irregular

    and bulky to aspire to their predictable shape. It resembles a lumpy mass of

    vines and branches seated atop a perfectly round, polished boulder of granite,

    with three trunk-like limbs to serve as its legs. Lush green moss drapes from

    every surface, disguising the true shape of the earthbound in its chaotic array,

    and the vines covering its limbs perpetually lash onto nearby surfaces to anchor

    it in place, as if taking root. At the peak of the elemental's body is what one

    might consider a head; the display of branches and vines might resemble a mouth

    with some creative liberty. A scattering of luminescent stones resemble oblong

    eyes, though they are devoid of pupil or movement. It moves at a lumbering pace,

    too slowly to make a great amount of noise, but far too animated to be mistaken

    for the environment surrounding it.

    An earthbound elemental looks to be crushingly strong.

    It weighs about 3000 pound(s).

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman paws the ground thoughtfully, shifting the weight of

    his weapon in his hands. "Younger, not much though. Doesn't have much for brains

    though."

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman shrugs helplessly.

     

    You say to a burly centaur crossbowman, "Well, your family must be very proud of

    you, guarding Duiran as you are."

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman frowns, narrowing his eyes at you again in

    suspicion. He scowls, "There you go nosing around again. You working for

    someone?"

     

    You ask an earthbound elemental, "Are you okay? Your eyes are screaming?"

     

    You say to a burly centaur crossbowman, "Nope. Just myself. And the Sentinel

    guild."

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman says, "The Sentinels are spying on me?!"

     

    You have emoted: Meyvitch's attention turns from the elemental back to the

    centaur. Putting his hand on his hip, he gestures with the stump of his wrist.

    "Oi, why would we spy on our guards? You're working with us!"

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman snorts indignantly, "Maybe they should be focusing

    on their jobs instead of watching me do mine!"

     

    A snap of vines and a subdued creak sounds as a towering earthbound elemental

    slowly makes its way to the north.

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman scowls miserably.

     

    Raising his hand nonthreateningly, you smile and say, "I was just trying to be

    friendly. I'll let you alone, then."

     

    As tall as the trees surrounding it, a towering elemental walks in, silent and

    unobtrusive.

     

    You ponder an earthbound elemental's profile, deep in consideration.

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman huffs at you, then turns his attention back to

    guarding, mostly.

     

    A burly centaur crossbowman eyes you suspiciously.

     

    You have emoted: Meyvitch's fingers twitch and he eyes the elemental curiously,

    but refrains from questioning this guard too, scooping up his stuff.

     

    You wave goodbye.

     

    EXIT STAGE WEST
    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
    HaydynTeaniPiper
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    edited February 2013
    The conclusion of the bug episode:

    [23:17] Arbre: qqing luffy
    [23:17] Aisling: no stay
    [23:17] Aisling: stay bre
    [23:17] Arbre: Why?
    [23:17] Aisling: you scare the bugs away
    [23:18] Arbre: I think they were like "[redacted], if she'll punch HERSELF in the face what will she do to US?!" and fled
    [23:18] Aisling: yes good
    [23:18] Aisling: good
    [23:19] Aisling: ok u can go
    [23:19] Aisling: i'll let u go
  • @Meyvitch mmm Centaurs. So beautiful. I should pay a visit :>
  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    edited February 2013
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    Emelle
  • Angwe, I can't see it. Can you attach?

     

    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
  • Lol @Angwe. Cant stop me!

    *rides off into the sunset on a centaur*


    ...*trips another of Angwe's traps*

    damnit!
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    Our combat system does not work by typing "kill" or "attack" or "fight". Read HELP NEWBIEATTACKS for more information on the basic attacks. The full Aetolia combat system is extremely complicated.
    [HINT]: Refer to AB DHURIV LIGHTNING for information on how to utilize your lightning skill.

    What.
    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
    CalipsoAldricDhar
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    The real question is why were you typing KILL in the first place?  Is that your PK win button?
    PiperPerilunaCalipsoIllikaal
  • SaritaSarita Empress of Bahir'an The Pillars of the Earth
    edited March 2013
    It happens if you just hit K on its own too.  That seems to happen to me a lot.
    HaydynCiarelleAngwe
  • edited March 2013

    This is a little event that took place with me supplying the cabalist guards with some warm footwear for those wintry Spinesreachian days! There was more before but I ran around so much, it is beyond scrolling :(. Anyway it started with him giving a cute little sneeze and being cold, and later both of us agreeing to allow me to supply the boys with some comfy boots. Below is a log of when I got a handful of boots, for those interested! :D


    [spoiler]

    --- Through the farmlands ------- 1:-11:0 ---

    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. There are 2 monolith sigils here. Hands folded in the

    sleeves of his dark, voluminous robes, a cabalist stands ready to guard his city.

    You see exits leading north, northeast, and west.

     

    You beam broadly at a cabalist of jherza.


    A cabalist of jherza inclines his head politely to you.


    You say to a cabalist of jherza, "Well I couldnt find many, but I have several fur-inlaid and comfy

    boots."


    A cabalist of jherza glances momentarily around, as if revived from a deep reverie, before relaxing

    into nonchalance once more.


    Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.


    You say, "Here you go."

     

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give a pair of soft soled boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give a pair of tanned leather combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

    You give fur-lined combat boots to a cabalist of jherza.

     

    Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.


    A cabalist of jherza says, "I'm certain anyt- ooof!"


    You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

    A cabalist of jherza struggles under the weight of so many boots.


    You say, "Fur straight from Attica too."


    You giggle happily.


    The stars wink into existence, familiar constellations illuminating the night with tales of myth and

    legend.


    The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.


    You say, "And they are great for combat too!"


    A cabalist of jherza peers over the side of the mountain of boots in his arms, "Oh most definitely.

    You have done us a great service, Seven-Hand."


    You beam broadly.


    You stick out your tongue and say, "My pleasure...do  you need help with those? I was able to carry

    them around half of the continent, im sure I can take them to the barracks too."


    A whirling cloud of dust kicks up around you as the winds of the northern tundra blow past.

     


    You say, "Oooh you better put them on soon, winds are picking up."


    A cabalist of jherza says, "Oh no no no, I'll get right on this!"


    A cabalist of jherza peers about himself suspiciously.


    A cabalist of jherza says, "Between me and you, Seven-Hand, if you dropped all these off before the

    other lads found out, they'd never be seen again."


    You give a trillingly melodic laugh.


    You say, "So true."


    You say, "Alright brother cabalist, any other supplies you will need?"


    A cabalist of jherza grumbles something that vaguely sounds like 'upjumped Syssin bastards' but is

    anyone's guess.


    A cabalist of jherza ponders the situation.


    A cabalist of jherza says, "I think this will go a long way, Seven-Hand."


    A cabalist of jherza beams broadly at you.


    You beam broadly.


    You say, "Im glad."


    You say, "Well I have some research to get back to then."

    You say, "You keep safe you hear? Dont want any Enorians jumping you from behind."


    A cabalist of jherza peers about himself suspiciously.


    A cabalist of jherza winks knowingly at you.


    You give a trillingly melodic laugh.


    You wave goodbye.


    [/spoiler]


    Edit: Cleaned it up a bit!
    AngweEsper
  • Probably better for "Roleplay Logs" than for Q&MQ, honestly.


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    (The Front Line): Daskalos says, "<-- artifacts."

    EmelleFenrirAmara
  • When I grow up I wanna be an Arbre.
    Periluna
  • AarbrokAarbrok Breaking things...For Science San Diego, CA
    edited March 2013
    Funny thing was I was in a meeting with Abhorash at that very time, explaining willpower to have the cure and not use it, and the fact I had it in my stockroom for years now.

    Timing, Impeccable.

    I dont keep it a secret at all and highly recommend Arbre over people like Azton.
    Calipso
  • TzaTza
    edited March 2013
    Sirtydanchez
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    General:
    He is 18 years old.
    He was born on the 1st of Ios, year 367 of the Midnight Age.
    He is unranked in Aetolia.
    He is a Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
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    Please tell me I'm not the only one who works with people who have a strange sense of humour (men!) thus knowing what that is...

    Hint: Switch the 's' and the 'd'.
    Hint2: Wikipedia knows all.
  • Tza said:


    Hint: Switch the 's' and the 'd'.

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.....


     



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    (The Front Line): Daskalos says, "<-- artifacts."

    Arbre
  • KiyotanKiyotan spectacular vernacular Summit of the Falconmount
    Yes, disparaging remarks against people of Hispanic descent should not be tolerated.
    Some may say we've lost our way, but I believe we've not gone far enough.
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  • Skyme reaches up and scratches the nape of his neck as he looks over the sweets. "I... like 
    everything. If I had the coin I'd probably buy the whole lot and make a fort out of it." As if to 
    emphasize his fantasy the Atavian suddenly strikes a pose with one arm out-stretched before him and 
    his legs spread wide apart like he were on unstable ground. "Skyme! Smiter of Foes and Lord of the 
    Sweet Keep!" The declaration sends him into a fit of laughter shortly after as he clutches his sides 
    while his shoulders shake uncontrollably from the effort.

    Made me laugh so hard I unphased to interact with them. Heh @Skyme
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    HavenHaydyn
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    Arbre: Meyvitch tells you, "Aye. And his skin still makes me nervous. Your tattoos are prettier."
    Arbre: /strut
    Rivas: he's just saying that to overcompensate
    Rivas: he TOTALLY wants me, can't you tell?
    Arbre: Yessir


    Meyvitch steps away from Arbre, circling Rivas at a distance, checking out the man's back side. "How do you not set this place on fire?"


    Arbre: Okay, you win.
    Arbre: He's checking out your backside
    Rivas: i win, and yet i lose
    Rivas: ...i love how you brought meyvitch in and now YOU'RE the third wheel
    Haydyn
  • KiyotanKiyotan spectacular vernacular Summit of the Falconmount
    Rivas is a homewrecker.
    Some may say we've lost our way, but I believe we've not gone far enough.
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    (The Front Line): Daskalos says, "<-- artifacts."

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  • edited March 2013
    Nevermind. It wasn't that funny of a quote anyway.
  • Arbre Aquila dur Naya's voice resonates across the land, "I have way too much 
    practice with my mouth to be fumbling."
    HavenFenrirCalipsoAmara
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