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Taaroshi says, "Hmmmm."
You hear an echo from your resting body:
Taaroshi says, "Two of my favorite people."
You hear an echo from your resting body:
Taaroshi says, "Asleep in their havens."
You hear an echo from your resting body:
Taaroshi says, "Penis."
(OH I WAS HERE, AND I FAILED MY HACKING IN STARMOURN CAUSE I STARTED LAUGHING)
(Good form @Taaroshi, Good form)
(Tells): You tell @Tybereus , "That glute strength."
[HINT]: Celesmas Tree Lot's accessible again, someone is in the shametube for forgetting to unflag an important flag.
I have no idea if I'm just lucky with this sort of stuff. But I was fiddling around with the new Celesmas wares, and this happened.
You examine a puzzle-like calendar, rotating it in your hands. Finding a spot to press, you test the symbol that seems to speak to you.
The piece begins to shift, the wood sliding and locking into place. The geometry of the calendar further alters, new facets revealing interesting grain and celestial symbols.
Your senses are soothed with a soft light and a brief, pleasant chill like the kiss of fresh snow. When your vision returns, you find a plain grey sweater in your hands.
It is only at a second glance that you realize that the sweater isn't grey, but really quite horrendous!
p sweater
This grey sweater is made of simple spun wool. It is fairly warm, though cheap and unadorned.
It can be worn in the following locations:
torso overtorso
It has 50 weeks of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pound(s) and 8 ounce(s)
...or it should be! Something got caught in the enchantment!
POOF LIKE MAGIC, it is as terrible as it should have been.
You peer about yourself suspiciously.
You aren't wielding anything in either hand.
You are holding:
"sweater328062" a horrendous Celesmas sweater.
You are wearing:
You are holding 1 items.
You are holding 7 quest item(s).
You say, "Magic sweater."
Bulky and pilled, this sweater has seen better times, if not been imagined by a better mind. Rolls and fringe of green wool shape it out to be a Celesmas tree, ruffling down the body to the thighs and along the arms in a manner that would be befitting for a merry, drunk holiday dancer. Enameled tin and bits of wood dangle and clatter around it, ornaments interspersed between fraying strings of silver-leafed paper tinsel. The sweater culminates in shiny golden mittens, which, when held together above the head, form the crowning Celesmas star. Cute in concept, it is utterly ghastly in execution, and difficult to discern if it was knitted in demented good will or as some horrible prank.
It can be worn in the following locations:
torso overtorso
It has 50 weeks of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pound(s) and 8 ounce(s).
Today is your birthday! You are 34 years old!
...(edited out a few minutes of random Source spam and me checking my goggles since my gauntlet just decayed)
11:14:43 The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a
Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile
about himself as he arrives.
With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Because it's a special time. A special
celebration, Axius!"
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!
With a sly wink and a wide grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous takes the holiday platter right out of
your hands, exclaiming, "I'll take this for the road!"
Happy birthday Axius, I guess!
Built into the northern wall is a crackling traditional fireplace. A wrought iron table with a round glass top is here, 4 comfortable chairs of
iron and wood have been placed at it. A wrought iron bookshelf is affixed high on the north wall. A simple deposit box has been left here. An aged, tea-drinking etiquette intstructional poster hangs from iron chains. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.A glass jar stands here, a label on its side indicating its purpose for collecting tips. A powerful russet charger lingers here, gaze alert and ears perked. Illuminating the surroundings, glowing blooms grow in a lush blanket of delicate petals and light. Stathan is sitting at a corner table, fiddling with something small in his hands.
Well now. Alright then.
(Novice): You say, "That's good advice!"
(Novice): Tiur says, "Today I learned, Tiur cannot target WHICH novice channel he talks on."
(Novice): Rhine says, "Sleep is overrated."
(Novice): You say, "Maybe Tiur needs sleep too."
16:38:49 (Web): Benedicto says, "Raynia and Stine are the problems."
16:38:54 (Web): You say, "Thanks."
(The Side Line): Karhast says, "Someone with a twisted sense of insight and responsibility."
(Illuminai): Saltz says, "Moxie is just doing the Moxie thing to do, often misinterpreted."
(Tells): Sir Iames Gallant, the Executioner tells you, "The one Illuminai beyond prayer, I swear."
Valingar: "How could a daughter of me, the most noble man in the south, be so heartless?"
(Tells): Haven Locke, Illuminai Khimaira tells you, "Be that as it may, I've also seen the strength in you. You can take care of yourself."
@Raynia pets a honey bee ingratiatingly.
Raynia snickers under her breath.
Jaws open wide, @Toz crunches down on a honey bee's flesh in a brutal bite.
Having slain a honey bee, Toz retrieves the corpse.
Your eyes sparkle with amusement.
Raynia stares at Toz, her mouth gaping open in shock.
Raynia says, "Meanie."
With obvious delight, Toz digs into the corpse of a honey bee, eating only the choicest organs and
leaving the rest for the vultures.
You nod your head sagely.
"Hmph!" Raynia snorts.
You say to Toz, in a feral tongue, "Sweet and crunchy?"
Toz says to you, in a feral tongue, "Tastes like knives."
You bare your teeth at Toz in a feral grin.
Raynia sticks out her tongue and says, "I hope it stung all the way down!"
Raynia mutters discontentedly.
@Tatia's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Toz snickers under his breath.
(The Front Line): Iatan says, "Ahem, fetishes?"
(The Front Line): Ferrovax says, "Whips, chains..."
(The Front Line): Benedicto says, "-_-."
(Spinesreach): Sklax says, "I do."
(Spinesreach): Toz says, "There's always at least one. Come to the training room."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Well, you're not my wife after a long time away from her, but I suppose you'll do."
(Spinesreach): Amarita says, "Wow Tekias..."
(Spinesreach): Toz says, "It's such a pity your husband suffered that fall off the Dragon Spire, Chancellor."
(Spinesreach): Toz says, "You have my condolences, and I will gladly attest you valiantly tried to pull him back once he lost his balance, and that's why your arm was out."
(Spinesreach): Amarita says, "Why thank you, Chair. That is very kind of you."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Chair, may I bring up charges of plotting the murder of an Adjutant?"
(Spinesreach): Toz says, "You can, but I don't think it'll help."
(Spinesreach): Robyn says, "Domestic issues really don't fall within the purview of the city I don't think."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Well, when the evidence is this public.."
(Spinesreach): Amarita says, "Dear.. you know if I decided to they'd never know what happened to you. Just one day...POOF."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Besides, I know Amarita. If I am to die from a brutal fall, it would be at the base of the Ophidian Empire."
(Spinesreach): Amarita says, "True."
(Spinesreach): You say, "So, if anyone stops hearing from me, search for my body there."
(Spinesreach): Miroslav says, "Noted!"
(Spinesreach): Miroslav says, "Can't be lettin' my friend's body just lay around after all!"
(Spinesreach): Amarita says, "Who said there would be one left."
(Spinesreach): Miroslav says, "Hah well... if there's one."
Hi.
Health Lost: 2975, spirit, none
Uisor has been slain by Fezzix.
Body broken and face flecked with cigar ashes, Uisor has been bested by Fezzix.
You divine the location of this death as The Altar of Fire and Water in the City of Enorian.
Trixkya has been slain by Fezzix.
Body broken and face flecked with cigar ashes, Trixkya has been bested by Fezzix.
You divine the location of this death as The Altar of Fire and Water in the City of Enorian.
Body broken and face flecked with cigar ashes, Uisor has been bested by Fezzix.
You divine the location of this death as The Altar of Fire and Water in the City of Enorian.
Experience Gained: 431 (Player Kill) [total: 26660700]
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.
You have slain Trixkya.
Body broken and face flecked with cigar ashes, Trixkya has been bested by Fezzix.
You divine the location of this death as The Altar of Fire and Water in the City of Enorian.
Experience Gained: 1256 (Player Kill) [total: 26661956]
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.
Your phased defense has been stripped.
Your surroundings shatter into a cloud of glowing stars which dissipate to leave you back where you
began.
Equilibrium Used: 2.79 seconds
(Spinesreach): You say, "Apparently I've become so good at killing that I don't even know that I'm doing it."
(Spinesreach): You say, "I'm literally killing people in my sleep."
(Spinesreach): Toz says, "Nice to have another monk, finally."
(Spinesreach): Tekias says, "Did you have any bombs laying around?"
(Spinesreach): You say, "Maybe I know their fathers and I beat them so badly that their kids
eventually felt it."
(Spinesreach): Emir says, "Teach me how to do that PLEASE."
(Tells): Emir's voice roars in your skull, "//lol did you get sect points for it?"
(Tells): You communicate to Emir, concealing your voice's origin: "// YUP."
(Tells): Emir's voice roars in your skull, "//hax."
Balance Used: 30.00 seconds
Equilibrium Used: 25.80 seconds
You see the following people here:
Iazamat, A cloaked figure, Toz.
Iazamat says nothing at all to you. His silence is deafening.
You say, "Like anyone is brave enough."
Toz uses Deathlore Reave (begin) on you.
A viscous blue sheen envelops a blackened warhammer as Toz draws it back, the motion accompanied by
an odd tugging sensation from deep within that threatens to steal your breath with it.
You say, "I stand corrected."
Toz uses Deathlore Reave (mid) on you.
Toz swings a blackened warhammer around in a wide arc toward you, the deadly weapon whistling
through the air as it carves a path straight for your core.
The viscous blue sheen enveloping Toz's weapon sloughs off in thick glops as he ceases his attack.
Toz uses Savagery Hook (mounted) on you.
Toz thrusts an ice-bladed halberd toward you, hooks you upon the blade, and pulls you to the ground.
Losing your balance, you fall from your steed to the hard ground.
Toz says, "You don't stand either."
(Sentinels): @Iesid says, "In my time in the cadre, Madali, I went through plenty of small towns and
villages. In a few of them, the tradition was that a woman would receive a flower from a secret
admirer to weave into their hair, and then the admirer would eventually come forward to remove it
when they felt comfortable."
(Sentinels): Iesid says, "Humor me."
(Sentinels): You say, "...shit...should I not wear this in my hair then?"
(Sentinels): Iesid says, "Cailean: is it night? I'm in a living room right now."
(Sentinels): Eaku says, "Maybe I really should take the flowers out of my hair."
(Sentinels): Iesid says, "You are all ridiculous. I am merely displaying the cultural significance!"
(Sentinels): You say, "...the response of Sentinels of a like mind makes me laugh."
(Market): Toz says, "Selling a crystal spider mount."
You say to Toz, "Likely out of my price range at the moment, but how much?"
Toz Aquila-Seirath says to you, "Asking seventy-five."
You give 75 gold sovereigns to Toz.
Toz smiles wryly.
Toz Aquila-Seirath says, "Shall I consider this a down payment, and send Mjoll to collect later?"
You say to Toz, "You said seventy five. I gave you seventy five."
Toz Aquila-Seirath says, "Indeed, I suppose I did."
Toz gives a steed whistle for a crystalline arachnid to you.
You ponder a steed whistle for a crystalline arachnid's profile, deep in consideration.
You say, "Keep being the pain in the ass bureaucrat you hired me to be...or give this back since I know full well which currency you meant..."
You give a steed whistle for a crystalline arachnid to Toz.
You say to Toz, "That threat of Mjoll is too much. Rather not risk it."
Toz gives 74 gold sovereigns to you.
Toz Aquila-Seirath says to you, "Restocking fee."
Hi.
A herald of Chaos shouts, "WORMS OF SAPIENCE! THE TERROR-INDUCING GAZE OF GOLGOTHA MAKES PUDDLES FORM AT HIS ENEMIES' FEET!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "TREMBLE EMIR, FOR GOLGOTHA'S UNPARALLELED FACE WILL RESHAPE YOU IN OUR IMAGE!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "PREPARE YOURSELVES, FOR THE LUXURIOUS STRENGTH OF GOLGOTHA MAKES YOUR WOMEN TREMBLE AND YOUR MEN
SHRINK IN FEAR!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "LET YOUR EYE ORIFICES MOISTEN IN TERROR, FOR GOLGOTHA'S GOD-DEFYING BELLOW MAKES PUDDLES FORM AT
HIS ENEMIES' FEET!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "EMIR IS A STUPID NAME, AND THE TERROR-INDUCING BUTTOCKS OF GOLGOTHA WILL RESHAPE YOU IN OUR
IMAGE!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "CHAOS COMETH... ETH! GOLGOTHA'S CHISELED BICEPS WILL CONSUME YOUR PLANE WITH OUR OVERWHELMING
GLORY!"
(Tells): Your voice reaches Karhast's mind: "And I know what you're thinking... how could
I be surprised?"
(Tells): Your voice reaches Karhast's mind: "BUT I like to think better of myself."
(Tells): Karhast Akhaloer tells you, "You're really not unattractive, just.."
(Tells): Karhast Akhaloer tells you, ".. Small."
(Tells): Karhast Akhaloer tells you, "Tiny, really."
(Tells): Your voice reaches Karhast's mind: "What..."
(Tells): Your voice reaches Karhast's mind: "I am talking about quiz answers!!"
Karhast reminding me every day of why my character is still single...
(Illuminai): Saltz says, "Moxie is just doing the Moxie thing to do, often misinterpreted."
(Tells): Sir Iames Gallant, the Executioner tells you, "The one Illuminai beyond prayer, I swear."
Valingar: "How could a daughter of me, the most noble man in the south, be so heartless?"
(Tells): Haven Locke, Illuminai Khimaira tells you, "Be that as it may, I've also seen the strength in you. You can take care of yourself."
gather."
You tell Isia, "Where should I meet you?"
You tell Isia, "Please don't say a volcano."
Her voice laden with crackling fire, Isia whispers warmly to you, "I'll just leave you with the
coordinates."
A shadowy figure enters from the southeast, followed by Lelali and Trixkya.
Isia Adesso says, "But it is totally a volcano."
Teani has been obliterated where she stands, caught in an explosion of ylem energy.
You divine the location of this death as An enclosed pool in the Urubamba in within the ley below the Mamashi Grasslands.
Steele has been obliterated where he stands, caught in an explosion of ylem energy.
You divine the location of this death as Urubamba approaching a small pool in within the ley below the Mamashi Grasslands.
Tekias has been obliterated where he stands, caught in an explosion of ylem energy.
You divine the location of this death as An enclosed pool in the Urubamba in within the ley below the Mamashi Grasslands.
(The Side Line): You say, "Welp."
(The Side Line): You say, "There it goes."
(The Side Line): You say, "Hahaha."
(The Side Line): Moxie says, "Lol i think my dogs stole my contacts anyways."
(The Side Line): You say, "Wait, what?"
Only the best for you, @Benedicto
(Illuminai): Saltz says, "Moxie is just doing the Moxie thing to do, often misinterpreted."
(Tells): Sir Iames Gallant, the Executioner tells you, "The one Illuminai beyond prayer, I swear."
Valingar: "How could a daughter of me, the most noble man in the south, be so heartless?"
(Tells): Haven Locke, Illuminai Khimaira tells you, "Be that as it may, I've also seen the strength in you. You can take care of yourself."
15:21:18 (Web): Teani says, "Int 3, Con 3, Str 2, Sex 2."