Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Stine

[Sailboats]: Razmael named their sailboat 269214 Boaty McTestFace

Keroc

I, for one, am set aghast by my fellow coworker's poorly thought out shenanigans.

Aloli

With how often @Iesid has bad puns, I will be rich soon.

(Duiran): Iesid says, "I think 'Hiyanala' is quite clever, thanks."
(Duiran): Iesid says, "About as clever as 'hello-li', but I haven't used that one yet."
(Duiran): You say, "Voice? I would like to submit a new request. I wish to start deducting acorns for bad puns."
(Duiran): Iesid says, "Wow."
(Duiran): Arista says, "Hahahaha."
(Duiran): Iesid says, "Betrayed!"
(Duiran): You say, "You dared turn my name into a greeting on a bad card!"
(Duiran): Iesid says, "It would be a splendid card! Personalized for you, even!"
(Duiran): You say, "You can't hear me grumping but I am."
(Duiran): Ayanala says, "Ah, I approve. Those who names start with Ie and end with Sid should get fined double."
(Duiran): You say, "Wonderful."
(Duiran): Arista says, "Hahaha."
(Duiran): Iesid says, "Oof."
(Duiran): Iesid says, "This comedy tax is burdensome!"

Rhyot

I thought Ie-sid no more bad puns.

Tsy

(Web): Mazzion has invited Robyn to join your web.
(Web): Robyn has joined your web.
(Web): Robyn has left your web.
(Web): Nerakh says, "Lol rejected."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "DENIED."
(Web): You say, "She be robyn you the privilege of being in the same Web as her."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
(Web): You say, "Wow, way to bug out."

..
..

(Web): Nerakh says, "I have silver carapace."
(Web): Nerakh says, "At some point I will be able to say KISS MY SHINY CHITIN ASS."
(Web): You say, "Kiss my carapass."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "Tsy is trying to become my good friend and mortal enemy with these sub-dad jokes."
(Web): You say, "Yeah, my aim is to truly tsyche you out."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "Lol."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "Thanks for answering my question about the pronunciation of your name ."

..
..

(Web): Vyxsis says, "Know what's fucked up?"
(Web): Vyxsis says, "Grecht get CHITTER but horkval don't."
(Web): You say, "Time to reincarnate, grecht are the batter race anyway."
(Web): Nerakh says, "God damnit."

..
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(Web): Vyxsis says, "The only race i actually legit dislike as a rule."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "Is mhun."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "That's 100% indorani bias."
(Web): Vyxsis says, "Also they're stupid."
(Web): You say, "Agree, they're a pretty mhundane race."
(Web): Nerakh says, "Hahahaha."

If Vyxsis kills Tsy, you all know why...

Xenia

MS Alathesia has been slain by a pair of death dice.
Alathesia gambled and lost rolling a pair of death dice.
You divine the location of this death as The Inner Gate of Spinesreach in Spinesreach.
Your ally has fallen at The Inner Gate of Spinesreach.
You can almost feel Alathesia's disappointment as she falls to the level of Azudim Lady of the 21st
Circle.
Alathesia drops some willow bark.

Emir

Most recent deaths:
1 . Alathesia has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
2 . Robyn has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
3 . Diancecht has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
4 . Elanoria has been slain by the might of a blackened, ravenous shark.
5 . Alathesia has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
6 . Iesid has perished, unable to escape his fate set by Leana.
7 . Emir has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
8 . Iazamat has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
9 . Desidora has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
10. Diancecht has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
11. Mjoll has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
12. Emir has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
13. Mjoll has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
14. Mjoll has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
15. Diancecht has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
16. Emir has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
17. Nerakh has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
18. Mjoll has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
19. Mjoll has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.
20. Rijetta has been slain by the might of a pair of death dice.


Death is so detrimental to the game and PK is so toxic. Why would anyone participate in events that involve death.

Maybe for pure shits and giggles.

Fezzix

I found a promotional hype pic from one of the Afterparty Barge wrestlers:



He's so INDOMITABLE

Leana

I approve.

Tekias

(Newbie): Aefina says, "Hello I am new."

(Newbie): Ansidia says, "Welcome."

(Newbie): Robyn says, "Welcome."

(Newbie): You say, "Hi New, I'm Tekias. *thigh slapping laugh* I mean welcome!"

(Tells): Wafting, as if on the air, Tatia's velvety tongue reaches your ear: "((lolol.))"

(Newbie): Cardie says, "...you're fired, Tekias."

(Newbie): Giliand says, "Welcome."

(Tells): Wafting, as if on the air, Oriana's velvety tongue reaches your ear: "// I giggle snorted and I blame you."

(Newbie): Giliand says, "I laughed, Tekias."

(Newbie): Isia says, "Terrible dad jokes aside, welcome."

(Newbie): Aefina says, "Thanks."

(Newbie): Rhine says, "Welcome! Ignore the dad jokes. Tek just thinks he is punny."




I am very punny, thank you.

Rhine

@Tekias puny?

Emir

Puny puns.

Emir

A clay golem uses Animation Barrel on you. <-- My golem.
A clay golem barrels headlong into you, knocking you over before the force of its great bulk.
Health Lost: 215, blunt, none
A clay golem quickly catches you and props you back up. <-- Also my golem.

Tekias

And y'all thought I'd leave my snark and wise-ass-ery up in Spinesreach.




(Enorian): Lexen says, "Anyone have need of me before I depart, or wish to use my artifacts?"

(Enorian): You say, "I could use a million gold from the city coffers."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "I don't recall seeing that on the list."

(Enorian): You say, "Mmm, you sure? I just added i-I mean, it's been there quite some time now."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "The list of needing me or my artifacts?"

(Enorian): You say, "Needing you to access the coffers for entirely legitimate and never to be looked into reasons, yes."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "Ah, of course. The bribe to make that happen is 2 million gold, payable up front."

(Enorian): Vahn says, "That's a bad deal."

(Enorian): You say, "...allow me to get back to you."
*barely a breath's pause*
(Enorian): You say, "Oonagh, Magister, may I have a word?"

(Enorian): Oonagh says, "Rr..hrm."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "Just don't kill him, Oonagh. Research ministers are hard to find."

(Enorian): Stine says, "I'm out and you're not sticking me back in, Vanguard."

(Enorian): Stine says, "I still see points in my sleep.."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "See."

(Enorian): You say, "For any curious, this is how you avoid death and murder. Make yourself indispensable."

(Enorian): Stine says, "The numbers, what do they mean?!"

(Enorian): Oonagh says, "I also refuse to return to research, you are stuck with Tekias."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "Aye, so don't -kill- him. Maiming is fine."

(Enorian): Oonagh says, "Tighten the manacles once in a while sure..."

(Enorian): You say, "...I believe Amarita might have words about this plan."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "That sounds like a complaint for Herald Iames."

(Enorian): Lexen says, "He's a big fan of those."

Moxie

(Enorian): Eliadon says, "Lexie sounds like a perfect nickname for our Vanguard."
(Enorian): Tekias says, "I know. I'm saddened we can no longer use it."
(Enorian): Iames says, "I'll be sure to pass the message."
(Enorian): You say, "Hey, you might actually be right for once."
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "A travesty."
(Enorian): Vahn says, "Make sure to add who said it, too."
(Enorian): Vahn says, "For credit."
(Enorian): Lexie says, "Sorry to spoil your fun!"
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "Vahn, I'm afraid you don't know me very well if you think that's not what
I intended."

(One hour later...)

(Enorian): Lexen says, "New post, Enorian."
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "Aye aye, Lexie."
(Enorian): Lexen says, "... pardon?"
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "You see, we have a new citizen - Lexie."
(Enorian): You say, "Oh no."
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "And I thought it would be a perfect nickname for you."
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "So I had to try it at least once."
(Enorian): Lexen says, "And do you feel a sense of impending dread?"
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "Not at all!"
(Enorian): Lexie says, "I do!"
(Enorian): Lexen says, "Then you didn't try it correctly."
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "You're as fluffy as a capybara."
(Enorian): Eliadon says, "Nothing to be afraid of, there!"

Moxie

(The Side Line): Benedicto says, "Easiest thing to do is take off your armor as well."
(The Side Line): Benedicto says, "Because it's all magic/elemental type damage, your armor reduces
your dodge chance."
(The Side Line): You say, "Really?"
(The Side Line): Benedicto says, "And doesn't afford you any increased protection anyway."
(The Side Line): Benedicto says, "Because armor only buffs blunt/cutting."
(The Side Line): You say, "Oh shyt. I didn't know that."
(The Side Line): Benedicto says, "Which is super important for somewhere like Tiyen, but in Xaan -
it's literally all magic/elemental."
-Look at inventory to take off armour… notice that I am not wearing any.-
(The Side Line): You say, "Irk... well, I'd say I died without my armour too because that also
decayed."
(The Side Line): Benedicto says, "Well this is awkward."

Tekias

Moxie said:

@Lexen 's new nickname

(Enorian): Lexen says, "Enorian, do you have further need of me before I rest?"

(Enorian): Lexie says, "Farewell!"

(Enorian): You say, "Hineb fyahno, Lexies."

(Enorian): Zaila says, "Catch you later."

(Enorian): Oonagh says, "Rest well, Lex squared."

Lexen eyes you suspiciously.

Sir Lexen Verite says, "Brave man to say that within reach."

You hold your hand out to Lexen, spark flaring to life in the center of your palm and covering your skin in a purifying glow.

The corners of Lexen's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Sir Lexen Verite says, "Death comfort you, Minister."

You say to Lexen, "Either brave, or quite foolish. Most likely both."

Sir Lexen Verite says, "Time will tell."

You say to Lexen, "Hineb fyahno, Vanguard."

Lexen uses Log Out Phylactery.
Lexen's soul retreats after some quick murmurs of self-reflection.

Lexen is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to Aetolia.

Hallis

In search of food, an awkwardly armoured chicken struts in.

Valingar picks up an awkwardly armoured chicken.

Valingar greets an awkwardly armoured chicken with a sincere smile.

Valingar ceases to wield a fiery aetherstaff of swirling spatial motes in his right hand.

Valingar starts to wield an awkwardly armoured chicken in his right hand.

Valingar puts on a pair of wings of the eagle.
Valingar speaks in low, reverberating tones that resound about you.
Valingar is swiftly carried into the skies and out of sight by a pair of wings of the eagle.


goodbye sir cluck

Stine

(Enorian): Hallis says, "They've... got it handled?"

Kanivara has been sliced apart by a monstrous shadow beast.
You divine the location of this death as Grand Hallway in Spinesreach.

(Enorian): Rasani says, "Have they?"

Few minutes later..

(Enorian): Oonagh says, "Fezzix said it was rr...under control."

Kanivara has been sliced apart by a monstrous shadow beast.
You divine the location of this death as Owlery in Spinesreach.

(Enorian): Hallis says, "Mostly is."

(Enorian): Hallis says, "Except for that bit."

Emir

"Nogvert337191" Nogvert (alert).
"Rubanzin269976" Rubanzin Trefoxe (alert).
"Twilleri269981" Twilleri Stubtail (alert).

You say, "HALT CRIMINALS."

Nogvert says, "Yeah, halt!"

You say, "No I said it first you don't get to say it back."

Nogvert says, "Um... you halt, no backsies!"

Emir

Noting the state of the Master Crystal, Severn says, "It would seem the shadows have permanently
tainted your Crystal. A small price to pay for salvation."

Benedicto

(Tells): The authoritative, commanding voice of Mjoll reaches your consciousness, "Hehe."

Tekias

Temple Circle near the Pilgrim's Bridge.
The noonday sun shines down, tinged grey by its passage through the thick clouds above. With flared nostrils and wild eyes, a roan brumby stallion gallops about here. A granite pillar stands here beside the road, an orb of fire casting brilliant illumination from its apex. Faintly glowing a ghostly blue, a statue of a feline is being honored here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A small black fly buzzes around. Valingar is here. Docent Eliadon, fio Ihiem Emaev is here. He wields a jewel-encrusted buckler in his left hand and a long wooden staff in his right.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Eliadon uses Thaumaturgy Calamity Increase.
The air ripples with tongues of flame, gouts of water, fingers of lightning as Eliadon feeds the building calamity of his fulcrum.

Eliadon uses Thaumaturgy Calamity Increase.
The air ripples with tongues of flame, gouts of water, fingers of lightning as Eliadon feeds the building calamity of his fulcrum.

"Greetings!" Valingar says with a smile.

Docent Eliadon, fio Ihiem Emaev says, "Oh gods."

You blink.

Docent Eliadon, fio Ihiem Emaev says, "Tekias move."

The Pilgrim's Bridge.
The noonday sun shines down, tinged grey by its passage through the thick clouds above. A granite pillar stands here beside the road, an orb of fire casting brilliant illumination from its apex. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 2 steadfast Templars here. Swathed in white cloth, an alert, gold-marked temple warrior patrols here. There are 3 Ascendril mages here.
You see exits leading north and south.

(Tells): Eliadon's voice echoes in your ears, "The fulcrum was going to explode."

(Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell Eliadon, "...please, tell me...why am I -not- surprised you're playing with booms in the city?"

(Tells): Eliadon's voice echoes in your ears, "Look, Valingar and I are bonding."

(Tells): Eliadon's voice echoes in your ears, "That requires explosions."

(Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell Eliadon, "Oh, I'm not judging or saying you should stop. Perhaps find a safer place, sure, but not judging or saying to stop."

(Tells): Eliadon's voice echoes in your ears, "Ahaha."





Why does Tek find the company of the Emirs of the world?

Aloli

(Web): Kvothe says, "I absorb ylem when I kill people."
(Web): Kalinaar says, "I absorb awesomeness when I kill people."

Benedicto

Iames gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a glittering seacrystal, declares his eternal love for Ayanala, and asks her to join him in the Rites of Unity.
Losing his balance, Iames falls from his steed to the hard ground.

Church

Web): Iesid says, "Vinelash Wemir: xentio."

(Original artwork by Phoenecia.)

Mjoll

Rijetta asks, "Did you know that if you break people's legs, I can kill them easier?"

Helpfully, as if everyone didn't know, Iazamat says, "I'm rather talented at breaking bones."

Rijetta says, "Don't break your arm trying to reach your back."

A crocodile-headed golem pats Iazamat in a friendly manner.

Iazamat smiles at Rijetta.

Rijetta rolls her eyes.

Benedicto

(MSGA: Sundaren): Iesid says, "Last lesser?"

Literally a second later...

A raw, violet glow dances across the horizon, wreathing the stars in a murky haze high above.

At the seeding stage in the Major...

(Web): Iesid says, "Hope it's 3x lesser."

Seeding finishes...

Stage: First contention, Nodes.

During First Contention...

(Web): Iesid says, "Think it would be good to get Gateways. If we snag one or two more people, I think it's a sure thing."

Second Contention...

The silence is broken abruptly as three great geysers of light erupt from the ground, throwing wave after wave of ley energy into the air. This burst lasts for several moments before it grows silent once again, the geysers receding and leaving behind distinct sinkholes in the fabric of the ley.

@Iesid is literally shaping the reality of the game as we speak.

Aloli

...
(Leaders): Tiur says, "All those Animal Crossing jokes, gone gone."
...
(Leaders): @Benedicto says, "Guess you'll just have to search every Nook and cranny for more then, Tiur."
(Leaders): Tiur says, "I'll remember not to delete you when the time comes, Bene. Good people."

Kalinaar

(Sentaari): Aloli says, "How do you cut grass in your farm and build trees?"
(Sentaari): Aloli says, "Or grow trees, I mean."
(Sentaari): You say, "You must uproot the grass. Then you'll want to till the soil. Then, buy
yourself some pine seed and plant it."
(Sentaari): Aloli says, "Do you need a hoe?"
(Sentaari): You say, "I have no shortage of hoes Abbess."