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A baby looks weak and feeble.
He carries over ten weeks of survival experience.
He weighs about 5 pound(s).
He is loyal to the Dominion.
16) Slay a NPC that has full longevity bonus 2 0 / 1
Garden fio Vahait.
The rain pours down, daylight edging the dark clouds with streaks of silver. A fountain stands at the very center of this garden, forming a break in the paths which meet here. Stairs lead upward, ascending a large, pyramidal structure that lies directly northward, at the center of the Illuminai compound. Arrayed throughout this portion of the grounds are low shrubs, spiraling outward from the fountain, which is in its turn carved into the shape of a winged, chimeric creature, rearing high as if to challenge the heavens themselves. Water pours out from its opened mouth and into the recess which lies beneath it, glimmering beneath the ever-present light of the city. A solid but slender pedestal stands nearby, about three feet high. School having been suspended indefinitely, a Mhun boy
plays here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. Wings tucked against its back, a brindled ina'a grazes here. Luminous armour radiant with light, a guardian angel hovers in the air here. Karhast Akhaloer is here. He is riding on a fiery-maned qilin. He wields an iron mace in his left hand and a buckler in his right.
You see exits leading northeast, south, northwest, and up.
You have emoted: Elene's pale gaze glances about the area, taking note of the pyramidal structures that rise before her. "An interesting layout, Herald."
You say, "Why is the Illuminai compound shaped into pyramids?"
"Because if you stack up rocks that way, they tend not to fall down very easily." @Karhast's voice isthe epitome of deadpan.
I don't know what I expected, really. XD
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "HOI."
(Carnifex): Taj says, "COMMANDER."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "SOLDIER."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "WHERE'S MY WRITE UP ON HOUNDS?!"
(Carnifex): Taj says, "THEY ATE IT."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "That tracks."
(Carnifex): You say, "AHAHAHAH."
Hi.
And then Mjoll ate the dog.
Does this count as wresting someone from their haven?
A goat pen.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Hargi, a goatherd, sits atop a fence here watching over
his herd within their pen. The remains of a baby goat rest here in a bloody pool.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
Hargi, a goatherd says in an exotic tone, "Thank you for bringing my goat back, outsider."
Hargi, a goatherd passes you a bag of gold.
[Gold]: You have gained 150 gold.
I... guess he doesn't care if the goats I kick back into his pen are dead?
A penguin plague doctor gives you a look, then resumes its serious business.
I love my penguin. I named him Jeff.
(Dozen fowl puns later)
(Enorian): Anka says, "How ya'll know its a girl duck."
(Enorian): Anka says, "Who checked."
(Enorian): Benedicto says, "It was the size of its....
flame....that gave it away."
(Illuminai): Saltz says, "Moxie is just doing the Moxie thing to do, often misinterpreted."
(Tells): Sir Iames Gallant, the Executioner tells you, "The one Illuminai beyond prayer, I swear."
Valingar: "How could a daughter of me, the most noble man in the south, be so heartless?"
(Tells): Haven Locke, Illuminai Khimaira tells you, "Be that as it may, I've also seen the strength in you. You can take care of yourself."
Translate the word duck into Swedish and you get anka.
(Armchair Science Society): Aloli says, "..."
[Milestones]: You have completed credit milestone #33: Win a sect duel!
I'm getting my butt kicked really bad lol but this felt pretty good. :P
(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to Karhast, "I thought you might enjoy a trophy of my head before you fled to safety, Karhast."
(Tells): Karhast Akhaloer tells you, "I'm not really supposed to let you give me head, you know."
(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to Karhast, "I- What. Right. Well, in a manner of speaking, it's not such a bad thing."
(Tells): Karhast Akhaloer tells you, "It's okay."
(Tells): Karhast Akhaloer tells you, "Maybe if you were a little prettier."
God damnit, why do you have to be so brutal.
Savas asks, "..You want my hair and nails to be pink?"
You say, "Of course I do. I said it! Did I stutter?"
You say, "Maybe your skin!"
Savas asks, "What about it?"
Simply, you say, "Pink."
Savas asks, "Do you believe in 'too much of a good thing is bad'?"
You say, "Well I guess, but you're rather lacking at the moment!"
Savas pointedly says nothing at all.
This barely belongs here but it's so mindblowing I thought I would share it. This appears to be a website dedicated to the geneology or tracking down "what happened" to people with a certain last name. Somehow they scraped an aetolian character and made a page for her just because she has the last name. SO WEIRD.
"The Boulle Vortal’s Mission is a charitable one : to develop, encourage and propagate knowledge about the Boulle Diaspora worldwide and to document its contributions and donations to culture, conservation, art, charity from publicly available sources"
It's such a weird half-formed website with all these strange pages?! I'm losing it!
A giant bull eland shakes his head at a monitor lizard.
I've had it with the sass, Chelan.
Then later...
(Web): Benedicto says, "I notice you're not teapotting."
I couldn't be anymore British.