Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • EmirEmir Member Posts: 386 ✭✭✭✭
    This joke is going to go over everyone's head.
    (Web): Toz says, "Emir's Express Evacuation and Existence Eradicator, Every Experience is Explosive - Experience the Entirety of your Existence!"
    MjollHavenXenia
  • ClovisClovis Member Posts: 2
    You invite Count Cariv Cardinalis to join the Divine Order of Omei, the Nightmare and await a response.
    You whisper softly into Cariv's consciousness, "Whoa..."
    You whisper softly into Cariv's consciousness, "Don't accept. I have no idea how that happened."

    literally all I typed in was PATRON. You missed out Cariv.
    XeniaTeaniKandaraLeana
  • KadeuceusKadeuceus Member, Bot Posts: 5
    edited October 2018
    Practicing venoms and things on Eliadon, figuring I wont possibly do anything to him right...

    Eliadon retches violently and makes a strangled noise before falling to the ground, dead.

    Experience Gained: 34650 (Player Kill) [total: 202129]
    Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.
    You use Racial Revive on the corpse of Eliadon.
    [SND] You: HIT revive the corpse of Eliadon!
    [SND] Equilibrium: 5.16s.
    The corpse of Eliadon stirs for a moment, then suddenly crumbles into naught.


    (Internal UNICORNS UNICORNS UNICORNS)


    IM SO DEAD.. HES AFK....OH GOD

    Sorry @Eliadon
    FezzixZaila
  • StineStine Member, Bot Posts: 104 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    Is finding two minors in the same room a common occurrence?

    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/Ugv8KkI2

    Edit: ..wording could've been a bit better but we'll let it stand.
    ZailaAisei
  • SaritaSarita Empress of Bahir'an The Pillars of the EarthMember, Guildmaster Posts: 754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've seen it happen before.
  • RobynRobyn Member, Bot Posts: 4

    (Web): You say, "I wonder when they're going to
    release Jax? Hm."
    (Web): You say, "If it's tonight I might not be here."
    (Web): Nykara says, "If you don't say his name right
    they won't notice."
    (Web): You say, "Yeah I can't remember it so I just
    start with a J and then ad lib."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Haha."
    (Web): Toz says, "Jingleheimershmidt."
    (Web): Nykara says, "You were really close but if we
    don't say his name he won't come out :,)"
    (Web): Nykara says, "Toz dammit I said _don't_ say it."
    (Web): You say, "Jos?"
    (Web): Nykara says, "Jim."
    (Web): You say, "Ahahah."
    (Web): You say, "My poor brain."
    (Web): Nykara says, "It's Jox."
    (Web): You say, "Went "Jiz!" Oh er nope."
    (Web): You say, "So now that's gonna be stuck in there.
    "
    (Web): Nykara says, "Hahahahaahahaha."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Erryone shouts Jiz at it when it
    wakes up."
    (Web): You say, "Right?!"
    (Web): Nykara says, "AY HONEY DON'T JIZ ALL OVER
    SAPIENCE PLS."
    (Web): Toz says, "No pls feel free."
    (Web): Toz says, "Make Steele's week."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Hwat."
    (Web): Nykara says, "I Learned Something Today :')"
    (Web): Toz says, "Maybe if he's in a good mood he will
    approve Emir's tickle torture room."
    (Web): You say, "He tell you where he came up with
    that idea?"
    (Web): You say, "Lolol."
    (Web): Toz says, "Yeah."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Hwat."
    (Web): Toz says, "Toz's official reply was "I think
    that's a fetish?""
    (Web): You say, "He sent Rob a tell after her last
    news post "I woulda! But I'm already a minister! But
    yeah I think we should jail all the lazy ones.""
    (Web): You say, "Rob: Or.....tickle them till they pee
    their pants?"
    (Web): Nykara says, "I'd vote for state-sponsored
    kinks."
    (Web): Nykara says, "^^^^ especially that one."
    (Web): Toz says, "Welcome to Spinesreach, the safe
    word is hroagh."
    (Web): You say, "Gnehehehe."
    (Web): Nykara says, "This is a terrible safe word."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Who doesn't make that noise?"
    (Web): You say, "Yeah well, knowing some of the chars
    in Spines? I think they prolly have selective safe
    word deafness anyways."
    (Web): Toz says, "Sober people."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Oof."
    (Web): Toz says, "Man what are you implying."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Uncomfortable squirming ensues
    (the bad kind)"
    (Web): You say, "Implying? Hell I thought I was
    stating outright!"
    (Web): Nykara says, "Is bloodloch any better."
    (Web): You say, "Lol."
    (Web): Toz says, "I am the only Chair."
    (Web): Toz says, "The one true furniture."
    (Web): Nykara says, "Chars, not chairs, dude."
    (Web): Toz says, "O."
    (Web): Toz says, "I'm on my phone."
    (Web): Toz says, "Cant see unicorns."
    (Web): You say, "Ahahahahaha."
    (Web): Nykara says, "I would have cried if u had
    safeword deafness."
    (Web): You say, "Ahhhhhhh rofl."
    (Web): Toz says, "I was like WHAT THE unicorns."
    (Web): Nykara says, "///I RESPECTED YOU///."
    (Web): Nykara says, "///I RESPECTED YOU///."

    OonaghSteele
  • SteeleSteele Member, Bot Posts: 52 ✭✭
    Wow, I was not a part of this conversation and I'm feeling personally attacked right now.
    Robyn
  • OonaghOonagh Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    Good ol' Jizz, the aspect of rage, and ...dirty socks.
    Oonagh has been slain by the might of the toxic atmosphere of Ulangi.
    Robyn
  • FezzixFezzix Member Posts: 258 ✭✭✭✭
    They'll release Jax right after they release Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, and Goro.
    OonaghRobynVyxsis
  • TozToz Member Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When Stryker shows up, @Emir is out of a job.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous
    ---------------------------

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of unicorns awfulness Toz
    FezzixVyxsis
  • TiurTiur Producer Member, Administrator, Immortal Posts: 697 admin
    Fezzix said:

    They'll release Jax right after they release Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, and Goro.

    Thank you. I made this joke a long time ago when I was learning the names of the Albedi gods, and no one laughed.
    ZailaOonaghSteeleVyxsis
  • IllidanIllidan Pray AreaMember Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Checking my inventory. See random item.
    You are holding:
    "plate155152" a bowl of crispy frog skins with garlic aioli.
    You are wearing:

    Someone TRIED to be funny but the jokes on them BECAUSE BASHOOMBA IS A TOAD.
                                    
                 Faaaaaaaaaaabulous!                                          Adorable!                                                               UHMAYZING!

    Calipso has been slain by the divine might of Razmael, the Synthesist.
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee Member Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A toad is just a kind of frog.
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    Zaila
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee Member Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why can't I agree with my own post!!?
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  • EllianaElliana Member Posts: 49 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    (Enorian): You say, "Yeras just likes feeling like a fairy."
    (Enorian): @Yeras says, "I never win, but yes, I do get to feel like a fairy."
    @Oonagh arrives from the north.
    Oonagh gives a diaphanous cape of golden faerie wings to Yeras.
    Oonagh croaks like a frog.
    Oonagh doffs a tricorn hat adorned with a phoenix feather cordially to Yeras.
    Oonagh leaves to the north.
    (Enorian): Oonagh says, "If rr...Mister Yeras wants to feel like a faerie, then Mister Yeras can feel like a faerie."
    (Enorian): Yeras says, "This feels right."
    I am not a morning inside four walls. I am the hurricane setting fire to the forests at night when no one else is alive or awake. I live in my own flames sometimes burning too bright -too wild to make things last and so I run. Far and wide until my bones ache and lungs burn..and it feels good.
    Do you hear that?
    It feels good, it feels good because I am both the slave and the ruler of my own body and I wish to do with it exactly as I please
    OonaghJamiDidi
  • SteeleSteele Member, Bot Posts: 52 ✭✭
    "Egg....ward," a winged bipedal creature wreathed in crackling energy repeats, its first words tortured through its beak.




    TedrunaiVyxsis
  • IazamatIazamat Member Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
    The man pictured is Cariv.
    Steele
  • TekiasTekias WisconsinMember Posts: 332 ✭✭✭
    I has a sad every time that scene comes up.
    Formerly: Spiegel. Eidycue.

    Hi.

    image
    Vyxsis
  • TedrunaiTedrunai Member, Immortal Posts: 154 Immortal
    edited October 2018

    SteeleVyxsisLeana
  • EllianaElliana Member Posts: 49 ✭✭✭
    I mean I didn't -save- it.

    But I sent a Titanic reference tell to Haern, just after killing the monster trokar...I hope I spelled that right. Anyway, I said something along the lines of "If You hold Your arms out just so, it feels like You're flying I hear....maybe."

    I do not have the exact response but it was something along the lines of it would be a bad time, unless one of his siblings held his waist.

    <3 10/10 @Haern
    I am not a morning inside four walls. I am the hurricane setting fire to the forests at night when no one else is alive or awake. I live in my own flames sometimes burning too bright -too wild to make things last and so I run. Far and wide until my bones ache and lungs burn..and it feels good.
    Do you hear that?
    It feels good, it feels good because I am both the slave and the ruler of my own body and I wish to do with it exactly as I please
    Raeken
  • StineStine Member, Bot Posts: 104 ✭✭✭
    With a slow nod as He examines the bone, Haern, the Hunter says, "To the Core. Bring the meat."
    H:8262 M:4973 E:100% W:100% Dev:97% Spark:81% XP:59% [csdb eb]
    Courene nods her head affirmatively.
    H:8262 M:4973 E:100% W:100% Dev:97% Spark:81% XP:59% [csdb eb]
    Tybereus stalks out to the southwest, vanishing into the shadows.
    H:8262 M:4973 E:100% W:100% Dev:97% Spark:81% XP:59% [csdb eb]
    Haern's ready to get this ooking party started!

    Kanivara
  • DiogenDiogen Member, Immortal Posts: 186 Immortal
    Just be glad he didn't OOK STINE.

    DidiEllianaAlathesia
  • EmirEmir Member Posts: 386 ✭✭✭✭
    You sent the following message to Toz:
    //ok he's tried turning it off and on again twice. Got any other IT advice for K?

    Toz would like you to know: Leave a message before the beep and I'll get back to you eventually.
    *Beep*
    H:7297 M:7198 E:100% W:100% B:38000 (100%) | B:0 [csdb eb]
    You just received message #1229 from Toz.
    H:7297 M:7198 E:100% W:100% B:38000 (100%) | B:0 [csdb eb]rm
    Message #1229 Sent By: Toz Received On: 11/01/2018/0:34
    "//update Adobe?"
    (Web): Toz says, "Emir's Express Evacuation and Existence Eradicator, Every Experience is Explosive - Experience the Entirety of your Existence!"
    OonaghStathan
  • OonaghOonagh Member Posts: 217 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    Every time someone sees my order item....



    Oonagh has been slain by the might of the toxic atmosphere of Ulangi.
    PazradymBenedictoVyxsis
  • KandaraKandara Member, Bot Posts: 26
    edited November 2018
    You have slain Iatan.
    Experience Gained: 2247137 (Player Kill) [total: 49383536]

    Raynia claps her hands together merrily.

    (Tells): His voice sharp-edged and frosty, @Toz whispers to you, "Not a patron of the arts, I take it."
    KanivaraStathanIatan
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