Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Illikaal

Wasn't sure where to put this, but ladies and gentlemen I do believe i've stumbled upon a conspiracy.

Emir

This joke is going to go over everyone's head.

Clovis

You invite Count Cariv Cardinalis to join the Divine Order of Omei, the Nightmare and await a response.
You whisper softly into Cariv's consciousness, "Whoa..."
You whisper softly into Cariv's consciousness, "Don't accept. I have no idea how that happened."

literally all I typed in was PATRON. You missed out Cariv.

Kadeuceus

Practicing venoms and things on Eliadon, figuring I wont possibly do anything to him right...

Eliadon retches violently and makes a strangled noise before falling to the ground, dead.

Experience Gained: 34650 (Player Kill) [total: 202129]
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.
You use Racial Revive on the corpse of Eliadon.
[SND] You: HIT revive the corpse of Eliadon!
[SND] Equilibrium: 5.16s.
The corpse of Eliadon stirs for a moment, then suddenly crumbles into naught.


(Internal UNICORNS UNICORNS UNICORNS)


IM SO DEAD.. HES AFK....OH GOD

Sorry @Eliadon

Stine

Is finding two minors in the same room a common occurrence?

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/Ugv8KkI2

Edit: ..wording could've been a bit better but we'll let it stand.

Sarita

I've seen it happen before.

Robyn

(Web): You say, "I wonder when they're going to
release Jax? Hm."
(Web): You say, "If it's tonight I might not be here."
(Web): Nykara says, "If you don't say his name right
they won't notice."
(Web): You say, "Yeah I can't remember it so I just
start with a J and then ad lib."
(Web): Nykara says, "Haha."
(Web): Toz says, "Jingleheimershmidt."
(Web): Nykara says, "You were really close but if we
don't say his name he won't come out :,)"
(Web): Nykara says, "Toz dammit I said _don't_ say it."
(Web): You say, "Jos?"
(Web): Nykara says, "Jim."
(Web): You say, "Ahahah."
(Web): You say, "My poor brain."
(Web): Nykara says, "It's Jox."
(Web): You say, "Went "Jiz!" Oh er nope."
(Web): You say, "So now that's gonna be stuck in there.
"
(Web): Nykara says, "Hahahahaahahaha."
(Web): Nykara says, "Erryone shouts Jiz at it when it
wakes up."
(Web): You say, "Right?!"
(Web): Nykara says, "AY HONEY DON'T JIZ ALL OVER
SAPIENCE PLS."
(Web): Toz says, "No pls feel free."
(Web): Toz says, "Make Steele's week."
(Web): Nykara says, "Hwat."
(Web): Nykara says, "I Learned Something Today :')"
(Web): Toz says, "Maybe if he's in a good mood he will
approve Emir's tickle torture room."
(Web): You say, "He tell you where he came up with
that idea?"
(Web): You say, "Lolol."
(Web): Toz says, "Yeah."
(Web): Nykara says, "Hwat."
(Web): Toz says, "Toz's official reply was "I think
that's a fetish?""
(Web): You say, "He sent Rob a tell after her last
news post "I woulda! But I'm already a minister! But
yeah I think we should jail all the lazy ones.""
(Web): You say, "Rob: Or.....tickle them till they pee
their pants?"
(Web): Nykara says, "I'd vote for state-sponsored
kinks."
(Web): Nykara says, "^^^^ especially that one."
(Web): Toz says, "Welcome to Spinesreach, the safe
word is hroagh."
(Web): You say, "Gnehehehe."
(Web): Nykara says, "This is a terrible safe word."
(Web): Nykara says, "Who doesn't make that noise?"
(Web): You say, "Yeah well, knowing some of the chars
in Spines? I think they prolly have selective safe
word deafness anyways."
(Web): Toz says, "Sober people."
(Web): Nykara says, "Oof."
(Web): Toz says, "Man what are you implying."
(Web): Nykara says, "Uncomfortable squirming ensues
(the bad kind)"
(Web): You say, "Implying? Hell I thought I was
stating outright!"
(Web): Nykara says, "Is bloodloch any better."
(Web): You say, "Lol."
(Web): Toz says, "I am the only Chair."
(Web): Toz says, "The one true furniture."
(Web): Nykara says, "Chars, not chairs, dude."
(Web): Toz says, "O."
(Web): Toz says, "I'm on my phone."
(Web): Toz says, "Cant see shit."
(Web): You say, "Ahahahahaha."
(Web): Nykara says, "I would have cried if u had
safeword deafness."
(Web): You say, "Ahhhhhhh rofl."
(Web): Toz says, "I was like WHAT THE FUCK."
(Web): Nykara says, "///I RESPECTED YOU///."
(Web): Nykara says, "///I RESPECTED YOU///."

Steele

Wow, I was not a part of this conversation and I'm feeling personally attacked right now.

Oonagh

Good ol' Jizz, the aspect of rage, and ...dirty socks.

Fezzix

They'll release Jax right after they release Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, and Goro.

Toz

When Stryker shows up, @Emir is out of a job.

Tiur

Fezzix said:

They'll release Jax right after they release Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, and Goro.

Thank you. I made this joke a long time ago when I was learning the names of the Albedi gods, and no one laughed.

Illikaal

Checking my inventory. See random item.
You are holding:
"plate155152" a bowl of crispy frog skins with garlic aioli.
You are wearing:

Someone TRIED to be funny but the jokes on them BECAUSE BASHOOMBA IS A TOAD.

Aishia

A toad is just a kind of frog.

Aishia

Why can't I agree with my own post!!?

Benedicto

A lash of Shadow exterminates a stray piece of flesh as it flies Severn's way while He impassively watches the Dragon feast. As She alights again upon His own Spire - not the freshly built shiny Dragon Spire built especially for Her - His gaze narrows once more and a small snort escapes His nostrils. "Good," He starts, again choosing not to touch that topic. "The third gift I have for You: Training. You are new to wielding My Father's essence - You have yet to figure out how to breach Kal Keleru and harness its domain, am I not correct?"

(The Blacker Arrow): You say, "Keenan and Kal Keleru."

(The Blacker Arrow): You say, "Who loves orange soda? Kal Keleru loves orange soda."

(Tells): The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!"

(The Blacker Arrow): Emir says, "I just face palmed RL."

(The Blacker Arrow): Emir says, "Just want you to know that."

Elliana

(Enorian): You say, "Yeras just likes feeling like a fairy."
(Enorian): @Yeras says, "I never win, but yes, I do get to feel like a fairy."
@Oonagh arrives from the north.
Oonagh gives a diaphanous cape of golden faerie wings to Yeras.
Oonagh croaks like a frog.
Oonagh doffs a tricorn hat adorned with a phoenix feather cordially to Yeras.
Oonagh leaves to the north.
(Enorian): Oonagh says, "If rr...Mister Yeras wants to feel like a faerie, then Mister Yeras can feel like a faerie."
(Enorian): Yeras says, "This feels right."

Steele

"Egg....ward," a winged bipedal creature wreathed in crackling energy repeats, its first words tortured through its beak.

Iazamat

The man pictured is Cariv.

Tekias

I has a sad every time that scene comes up.

Tedrunai

Elliana

I mean I didn't -save- it.

But I sent a Titanic reference tell to Haern, just after killing the monster trokar...I hope I spelled that right. Anyway, I said something along the lines of "If You hold Your arms out just so, it feels like You're flying I hear....maybe."

I do not have the exact response but it was something along the lines of it would be a bad time, unless one of his siblings held his waist.

10/10 @Haern

Stine

With a slow nod as He examines the bone, Haern, the Hunter says, "To the Core. Bring the meat."
H:8262 M:4973 E:100% W:100% Dev:97% Spark:81% XP:59% [csdb eb]
Courene nods her head affirmatively.
H:8262 M:4973 E:100% W:100% Dev:97% Spark:81% XP:59% [csdb eb]
Tybereus stalks out to the southwest, vanishing into the shadows.
H:8262 M:4973 E:100% W:100% Dev:97% Spark:81% XP:59% [csdb eb]
Haern's ready to get this ooking party started!

Diogen

Just be glad he didn't OOK STINE.

Emir

You sent the following message to Toz:
//ok he's tried turning it off and on again twice. Got any other IT advice for K?

Toz would like you to know: Leave a message before the beep and I'll get back to you eventually.
*Beep*
H:7297 M:7198 E:100% W:100% B:38000 (100%) | B:0 [csdb eb]
You just received message #1229 from Toz.
H:7297 M:7198 E:100% W:100% B:38000 (100%) | B:0 [csdb eb]rm
Message #1229 Sent By: Toz Received On: 11/01/2018/0:34
"//update Adobe?"

Keroc

Wendigos are so mythically powerful they can crash servers without logging an error. Don't mess with wendigos guys.

Sarita

So there I was out harvesting in the pash valley when I saw this...

A herald of Chaos ponders aloud whether or not Iosyne would wear red to Her wedding before hopping out to the southwest.

So I guess the proposal from that Chaos emperor guy to Iosyne is still on the table?

Oonagh

Every time someone sees my order item....

Benedicto

Kandara

You have slain Iatan.
Experience Gained: 2247137 (Player Kill) [total: 49383536]

Raynia claps her hands together merrily.

(Tells): His voice sharp-edged and frosty, @Toz whispers to you, "Not a patron of the arts, I take it."