Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • (Oasis): You say, "It's ok Ish, I'll look at it."

    (Oasis): Ishin says, "Ok :(."

    (Oasis): You say, "I'll be like, 'Yep. Cadillac converter is totes whack. You're going to need to lube that thing up and polish the tie rods.""
    (Oasis): Ishin says, "...it's catalytic."
    (Oasis): You say, "I'm aware."
    (Oasis): You say, "Sigh."

    (Oasis): You say, "I wonder why, though."
    (Oasis): You say, "Is it because it converts cataclysms? Or because it acts as a catalyst to
    conversions."
    (Oasis): Ishin says, "No."

    (Oasis): Ishin says, "It's because the platinum within the converter is a catalyst which causes
    emissions to go down."
    (Oasis): Edain says, "^."
    (Oasis): You say, "No, I don't think that's it."

    (Oasis): Edain says, "It has a catalyst and is a converter."
    (Oasis): Ishin says, "The process decreases horsepower as well because of compression."
    (Oasis): You say, "No. That's not it at all."
    (Oasis): You say, "I'm p sure it means whale's vagina."

    (Oasis): Edain says, "You cast Cataclysmic Converter at Rashar."

    For those of you who thought people actually did work around here.
    MoireanAshmerAishiaBenedicto
  • JensenJensen Corruption's Butcher
    Nobody has yet to make that mistake @Rashar
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    AshmerAryanneHaven
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Alright you crazy kids, im in the spirit of giving."

    (Spinesreach): Arbre says, "Oh dear."

    (Spinesreach): Cardie says, "...oh, no...."

    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I have ...this scroll, and one of these vox baubles here tinkling about in my poison sack."

    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Now before you begin your chuckling at ...Mister Furors grand use of the word tinkle."

    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I am going to ...erm lets see here."

    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "First one to bring me a slain buffalo get the scroll...."

    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I await you at the inner gates."

    (Spinesreach): You say, "Heh tinkle."

    (Spinesreach): Aren says, "Hehe, sack."

    (Spinesreach): Grimdale says, "I chuckled more at the poison sack comment myself."

    (Spinesreach): You say, "Teehee bauble."

    (Spinesreach): Arbre says, "Teehee buffalo."

    (Spinesreach): You say, "Har har Aarbrok."

    (Spinesreach): Arbre says, "Miss Seirath wins."

    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Rue the day, short stack..."

    (Spinesreach): Ferrik says, "DID SOMEONE SAY BUFFALO."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Man I love this city."
  • IshinIshin Retired Lurker Virginia
    edited October 2014
    02:02:30 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
    notion of Cardie telling you, "// drunk at a strip club
    playing basketball with a stripper with her thing pulled
    out at the frint."
    02:03:04 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
    notion of Cardie telling you, "// just had a 80+ woman
    rub my chin hair while partaking of this..my life is
    complete."
    02:03:12 (Market): Rashar says, "Globes for sale."
    02:04:14 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
    notion of Cardie telling you, "// put a quarter in
    dollars and rolled it up like a dart and put farmed on
    the flat end and played ass darts while she tweaked ->.>.
    "
    02:04:29 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
    notion of Cardie telling you, "// heading to the crying
    pan."
    Tell me and I forget, teach me and
    I remember, involve me and I
    learn.
    -Benjamin Franklin
    MoireanCardieTrager
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    I like the well-timed globes for sale. Gives a whole new level to Rashar's market spam.
    Cardie
  • edited October 2014
    -.- to clarify...twerked, carmex on the flat end, butt darts, and thong pulled out....I'm so hung over.
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    I'll be honest, I still can't tell what happened but it sounds fascinating.
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    AshmerTragerArbreSetneErzsebetAarbrokPerilunaRivasNola
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I feel if I ever got to be a God in Aetolia, I would be a corrupt beast god like Scar from the Lion King."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "So...Omei?"

    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "No."

    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I would sing."
    AshmerLimEmelle
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    The Artist formerly known as

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    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    Emelle
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Ere says, "Hmm, Mephistoles is right. I awarded the point to Aldera incorrectly, but Alyssn still won anyway."

    You give a kola nut to Ere.

    You smile and say to Ere, "To help you focus."

    Ere eats a kola nut.

    Ere says, "I completed the Herbivore task."
    AldricAryanneTeaniJensenEmelle
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    Teani says, "Well, actually I think Ferrik once played a jazzy tune on the piano we have in Spines, in the institute."

    Keroc says, "There's a piano?"

    Konnorn says, "In the institute, yes."

    Teani says, "In the institute!"

    Ere says, "Shh now."

    Ere says, "Ready?"

    Leau gives a pained sigh.

    Ezalor nods his head emphatically.

    *** It is now: Ezalor vs Alyssn ***
    *** Ezalor has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

    Ezalor says, "X."

    Whispering, Teani says, "To the southeast."

    You have emoted: Moirean whispers on, "...There's a piano there."

    Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "In the institute.."

    Ishin says, "There's two in Spines, actually."

    Keroc murmurs to Konnorn, "Where in the institute?"

    You say to Ishin, "Two what?"

    Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "Southeast."

    Ishin smiles and says, "Pianos."

    Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "In the institute."

    You say, "We have one of those in the Institute!"

    Ere says, "Tells or shh."

    "Eep!" you scream in fright.

    (Tells|Teani): Teani tells you, "To the southeast?"

    Keroc murmurs to Konnorn, "There's a piano in the institute to the southeast?"

    Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "A piano! Yes!"

    Very quietly, you say, "We should all hush now, before Ere throws one at us."
    KonnornTeaniJensenAarbrokAldricKaleighEmelle
  • I'm waiting for IDEA JAZZHANDS emote

  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    "Activity's one'a my strong points," Aldric almost wryly seems to note with a quick nod following. "We'll see some stuff comin' to stir that up, you can count on that." Fingers strum at his thigh thoughtfully as he considers something, but doesn't speak upon it yet.

    You have emoted: Moirean raises an eyebrow. "Hold nothing back," she commands. "That's the bane and blessing of this new role - you are my sounding board, and my confidant. You have access to me in a way that no others do - but it only works if you exercise that." Her chin lifts. "Speak."
    -
    "I was gonna say that I've seen you stir up enough activity in my days to have some thoughts brewin'," Aldric comments now as a sly grin snakes its way across his lips. "But the last time I said somethin' flattering I got a grunt back." He takes a single, simple step forward as he cocks his head towards you, gaze narrowing in what appears to be another thoughtful display. "But it's good to know what sorta... access I'll have," he amends.

    You have emoted: Moirean raises an eyebrow, questioningly. "What do you mean?" she asks, clearly cautious.

    [11:53:16 PM] Moi: IS HE ASKING FOR SEX

    [11:53:20 PM] Aldric: rofl

    [11:54:20 PM] Moi: come on it totes came across like that

    [11:54:44 PM] Aldric: XD
    TragerAryanneAshmerXeniaEmelleLeau
  • NO IT WAS NOT SEX
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    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead. No squealin' remember, that it's all in your head.
    TragerHavenLeau
  • SetneSetne The Grand Tyrant
    Aldric was asking about under the shirt stuff.

    Ingram said:
    "Oh my arms are suddenly lubed"
    TragerHavenLeau
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Ere says, "And time!"

    Mongoro's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

    You clap for Mongoro, applauding in appreciation.

    Mongoro bows respectfully.

    Ere says, "Well done, Mongoro!"

    Ere claps for Mongoro, applauding in appreciation.

    Mongoro says, "My thanks my lord."

    Mongoro gives a pained sigh.

    Mongoro says, "Lordess."
    AshmerAarbrok
  • Aellia, Alarielle, Alathesia, Aldera, Alyssn, Areka, Aryanne, Ashlea, Asmodean,
    Asynth, Atticus, Aviflora, Calixte, Cardie, Chiaki, Cronides, Dana, Daweson,
    Diancecht, Drahkuna, Elim, Elwyn, Erzsebet, Evol, Ezalor, Faerah, Ilarin,
    Kaldaka, Kaleigh, Kamus, Keiko, Kerryn, Kiora, Larch, Leau, Lexen, Mazzion,
    Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Melantha, Meyvitch, Neron, Noelle, Phendegwen,
    Quillian, Rashar, Relandroc, Ross, Roux, Sarita, Satomi, Sceral, Sibatti, Slyphe
    , Tantra, Tenshyo, Teyrn, Tina, Trager, Vess, Zion, and Zsadist.

    Everything(one) keeps turning up Mazzion
    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
    Moirean
  • VolkaVolka Lurking behind the beakers....

    (Web): Tsvanni says, "Aldric removes Xenia's chains after a long and heartfelt conversation about strength, slaughter, and all sorts of Carnifex sexiness. He makes some comment about the next phase of the assignment being killing herself because it demonstrates slaughter or some shit! So! She promptly does that! And they all lived happily ever after OO-RAH CARNIFEX SWAG."

    I want in this club.
    MoireanAldric
  • Volka said:


    (Web): Tsvanni says, "Aldric removes Xenia's chains after a long and heartfelt conversation about strength, slaughter, and all sorts of Carnifex sexiness. He makes some comment about the next phase of the assignment being killing herself because it demonstrates slaughter or some shit! So! She promptly does that! And they all lived happily ever after OO-RAH CARNIFEX SWAG."

    I want in this club.
    No you don't. :P You just think you do.
    (Oasis): Benedicto says, "There was like 0.5 seconds between "Oh hey, they're in area. That was quick." and "OMFG THEY'RE IN THE AREA STAHP STAHP!""


    Trager
  • (The Black Flagon Inn): Sarkis says, "Don't run from your feelings, Lexen! I
    just need to oil you up some. Make you slliiiiiiick."
    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
    MoireanHaven
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "REMEMBER YOU ARE DOING DUNK TANK."

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "All of us Senate get to sit a span."

    (Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "Huh? Sorry, You're cutting out."

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Uh huh."

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Civic duty."

    (Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "Its all garbled. I think I'm loosing my telepathy."

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Uh huh."

    (Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "I'm walking through a bridge. I'll talk to you later."

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "I'll stab your unicorn."

    (Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "That's low."

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Imp."

    (Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "Point."

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "In your unicorn's belly."

    (Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "I'LL SIT IN THE DAMNED DUNK TANK!"

    (Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Best Chair everrrrrr."
    AarbrokSetneAryanne
  • TragerTrager Raiding your underwear drawer.
    (Tells): Denira tells you, "Do you know how to fight as a monk?"

    (Tells): You tell Denira, "I think you punch people."

    (Tells): Denira tells you, "Oh ok."

    (Dion an Duir): Denira says, "Sets f1 to punch ksys.tar."

    (Dion an Duir): You say, "Sagenod."

    (Dion an Duir): Denira says, "Next level strats."

    (Dion an Duir): Denira says, "200 dmg."
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's go-... Oh.


    Moirean
  • Just spam axk/ucp/ucp. I tried to get monk damage nerfed, but they minorly buffed it instead!

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
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    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
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    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
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    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

  • ElyniElyni New Zealand
    ^Can confirm it working. Used to do it all the time at lessers. KS'd loads.
  • (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Man your rites are annoying.""

    (Tells): "Your ruining a perfectly good lover's lesser was annoying. How do you know I wasn't about to get down, huh?" you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

    (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "...i uh...sorry?""

    (Tells): "It's the danger, you know," you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

    (Tells): "The eld, the energy. Risk of imminent death," you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

    (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Yeah, NOW I am scared.""

    (Tells): "Act like you've never boogeyed at a lesser before," you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

    (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You win today sir.""
    AshmerEmelleTaras
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    edited October 2014
    derp
  • JensenJensen Corruption's Butcher
    I just billed my client 75$/hour to read that....
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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    I blame vodka.
    Taras
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    Just....wow.
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    TragerAshmer
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