Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Setne

Mudlet comment sealed the deal for me.

Benedicto

Hey! My tentacles are innocent of being involved in any sordid tentacle prawns!

Alissandra

Kamak Way South. (road)
There are 15 field harvesters here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, and west.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
A field harvester barely notices you, never taking her eyes from her clipboard.
>blink
You blink.

Par-tay over here!

Benedicto

Consumed by malignant shadows, Xenia has been utterly destroyed by Ati, the Shadow.
They were assisted by: Ignotum.


Consumed by malignant shadows, Aymah has been utterly destroyed by Ati, the Shadow.
They were assisted by: Ignotum

.

What a bully that @Ignotum is!

Moirean

Out of nowhere...

(Tells|Ilarin): Ilarin tells you, "M m mmmmmm."

(Tells|Ilarin): Ilarin tells you, "// i have no idea."

Moirean

You have sent the following mass message:
(Mass: Aarbrok, Aryanne, Mephistoles) I HAD A DREAM ABOUT US HANGING OUT. In my dream I forgot my phone and I had to make friends with aliens, instead of you guys, so just to be double-safe, here's my number again: ###-###-###.

Message #26929 Sent By: Aryanne Received On: 9/18/2014/21:50
"((OMG, I had a dream of us hanging out too! Only in mine, Jensen randomly showed up and started a bar brawl with Rashar over some sport and everyone we hung out with were those model-gorgeous people from Ellenia's pictures.))."

You sent the following message to Aryanne:
((...i like your dream better))

Message #26930 Sent By: Aarbrok Received On: 9/18/2014/22:54
"The mothershi.....I mean yes, Human, Definitely human."

Rashar

I do kind of secretly want to bar brawl with @jensen.

And I'm also (not secretly) upset about apparently being the only medic in the company with nothing to do over the weekend, meaning I get to pull coverage on some training. More importantly, meaning I can't go to Portland tomorrow.

And I was totally going to stop and buy one of those gag fake mustache-big-nose-glasses to creep @moirean out.

Angwe

Beaglepuss!

Moirean

(Research): You say, "Ison, ilyon, ezalor, toz."

(Research): You say, "Who should i save up to pair with neeeext."

(Research): Daegon says, "Me."

(Research): You say, "Who, useful, should I save up to pair with neeeeext?"

(Research): You say, ">_______>."

(Research): Kraz says, "<.<."

(Research): Catty says, "Esh you already have that many?"

(Research): You say, "<3 dae."

(Research): Kraz says, "<--- I could use a get out of jail."

(Research): Daegon says, "...."

(Research): You say, "Yeah I'm a locket slut."

(Research): Zsadist says, "No comment."

(Research): Zsadist says, "Lmao."

(Research): Catty says, "Bwahahah."

(Research): You say, "250 credits, great arti."

(Research): Ezalor says, "Worse yet, she broke up me and Ison's locket so she could locket to us both instead."

(Research): Ezalor says, "Homewrecker."

(Research): You say, ":D."

(Research): You say, "It's a 3way, most guys don't complain."

(Research): Zsadist says, "3 way with an imp..."

(Research): Zsadist says, "Not much room there..."

(Research): Zsadist says, "Soooooooooooooo...."

(Research): Kraz says, "Most guys wouldn't complain if it was 2 chicks and not a midget with wings <.<."

(Research): Catty says, "...Omg hahah."

(Research): Neron says, "She can always practice skiing with the other two."

(Research): Toz says, "They're just naked staring at each other and she's chewing on an ankle."

(Research): Zsadist says, "^."

(Research): Kraz says, "^^^^^."

(Research): You say, ":(."

(Research): Kraz says, ":P."

(Research): Zsadist says, "You make it too easy to pick on you moi."

(Research): Catty says, "Hahahahah he has a point."

(Research): You say, "I will stab your kneecaps SO HARD."

(Research): Zsadist says, "You gotta reach em first."

(Research): Toz says, "Just step away when she sets up the ladder and you're ok."

Moirean

(Research): Daegon says, "Level 2 Sip bonus + Protection. Sound like a solid 1500 credit investment?"
+
(Research): Ezalor says, "Protection is always a good investment, otherwise you on the hook for 18 years."

Setne

I see what he did there.

Moirean

Toz gives you a peck on the cheek.

Toz gives fifty steaks to you.
Toz gives fifty steaks to you.
Toz gives fifty steaks to you.
Toz gives fifty steaks to you.
Toz gives fifty steaks to you.

You stare implacably at Toz.

Toz gives fifty steaks to you.
Toz gives fifty steaks to you.
Toz gives fifty steaks to you.
Toz gives twenty-nine steaks to you.

ii steak:
501 bloody chunk of dog fleshs

You say, "Murderer."

Toz says, "Strength in slaughter."

Benedicto

One last cry rips across the firmament, signaling the end to Trager's hunt of Akirash.
You divine the location of this death as Surrounded by towering oaks in Eastern Ithmia.

(Oasis): Akirash says, "Meh, you caught me with my pants down. Literally- Was poopin' ."

Ashmer

What happens in (Oasis): hardly ever stays in (Oasis):

Mephistoles

@Slyphe bellows with exertion, hurling his trident towards
$($room[$persona[${target}].room$].area$).

Trigru

Oh my god, you poor things. Prog code can put someone's eye out.

Moirean

You use Savagery Batter on an arrogant Xorani master at arms.
Striking out at an arrogant Xorani master at arms with a blackened warhammer, you repeatedly smash it into his unguarded head, leaving him beaten and bloodied.
Damage done: 5840 (5010 overkill), blunt.
You have afflicted an arrogant Xorani master at arms with stuttering.
You have afflicted an arrogant Xorani master at arms with indifference.
The force of the blow drives an arrogant Xorani master at arms to his knees.
An arrogant Xorani master at arms stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

TAKE IT XORANI STAY DOWN

Moirean

(Research): Daegon says, "I'm gonna make a lesser timer. Then you guys can ask me or Lyl."

(Research): Alathesia says, "Stop yapping and go find us a lesser."

(Research): Daegon says, "I never log out anyways."

(Research): Cardie says, "I'mma make a lesser timer, too. And make it only respond with one line, "The last lesser was tapped around the time I last tapped yer mom...OR x hours and xx minutes ago." That'll give you all something to be like 'lolwtf' about."

(Research): Zsadist says, "Been said and done Cardie."

(Research): Cardie says, "Now I'm sad."

(Research): Yarel says, "Yeah with Mazzion around, the whole 'doing your mom' thing has been worked from every angle."

(Research): Zsadist says, "^."

(Research): Corvian says, "I guess you could say those lesser jokes are *sunglasses* Tapped out."

(Research): Zsadist says, "=.=."

(Research): Cardie says, "...."

(Research): Cardie says, "Target: Corvian."

(Research): Zsadist says, "Just for that... you lose 50 lesser points."

(Research): Corvian says, "Did you just 50 dkp minus me? o_O."

(Research): You say, "Many lifers handle it."

Alissandra

You tell Zsadist, "Your offer of ## credits per is too high. Make me a better offer."
>
Zsadist tells you, "Too high or too low?"
>
You tell Zsadist, "High. I demand fewer valuable things."
>
Zsadist tells you, "// i don't..."
>
Zsadist tells you, "// ."
>
Zsadist tells you, "// i don't really know how to respond to that..."

Moirean

You give a stack of 169 lobelia seeds to Rashar.

You say, "My cache is stuffed."

"Huh," Rashar quips lightly, glancing around. "And here I hadn't seen Toz in a while."

You stare implacably at Rashar.

Exayne

(Newbie): Marty says, "You built a time machine out of a Delorean!?"

Gwenith

***********************************[ Pipes ]***********************************
Pipe Herb Puffs Decay Lit
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292787 an ornately-carved ivory pipe a charred chari 0 artifact yes
292806 an ornately-carved ivory pipe a charred chari 0 artifact yes
292811 an ornately-carved ivory pipe a charred chari 0 artifact yes
*******************************************************************************

This small ivory pipe is carved with magical runes that shine with a luminescent glow.
It is an Ankyrean artifact, enchanted with the following powers:
artifact_pipe
It weighs 6 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Gwenith.
An ornately-carved ivory pipe is holding:
A charred chariot (0 puffs)

(Web): You say, "I have chariots in my pipes."

You take a long drag off your pipe filled with chariot.

You may smoke another herb.

The plant, burned and charred as it is, cannot be taken from your pipe. You must EMPTY PIPE to get
rid of it.

Ashmer

Life is a bowl of chariots.

Trigru

FEATURE, NOT A BUG

(please bug it)

Oleis

It's bugged. I thought I had fixed it about three times and it still keeps happening somehow. My only explanation is that this involves some of the oldest, grossest code we have.

Rashar

@oleis is a code snob!

He's the guy who turns his chin up and huffs, "Is that.. -Folgers- coffee?"

Moirean

Yeah it's been doing that for like 8+ years...

Cardie

2 . Gwenith: "Bribing a Syssin to apprentice me in Syssin skills."
3 . Rashar: "If you don't hush it up, I'm going to whack you."
4 . Aldric: "Shimmering seed, two pairs of golden legs, and a golden headless
torso for sale."
5 . Gwenith: "Buying chocolates, globes, compendium pages.. Is that better,
Rashar?"
6 . Rashar: "I shall not murder you, for the moment."
7 . Trager: "You have nothing to worry about regarding my brother, lass. Besides
your virtue, at least."
8 . Cardie: "Unless we are selling her virtue, or your brother's intents, let's
keep the jibber-jabber to a minimum folks, don't want to anger the Pools."
9 . Sotir: "Holding instructional classes on how to properly use and get your
Market Ads out there! Please contact me for details within the next day!"
10. Sibatti: "Selling Cardie's virtue for one low, low price."


--- Today was a very weird day.

Alissandra

Recently severed from some poor lion, these genitals are rumoured to have beneficial
effects when digested.
It will decay regardless of where it's stored.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).
>eat testicles
Try as you might, you cannot eat that.
>frown
You crease your brow in a frown.

Sad day. I will not figure out what 'rumored' beneficial effect genitals have when digested!

Moirean

#justSpireanthings