Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Rashar

(Oasis): You say, "It's ok Ish, I'll look at it."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Ok ."

(Oasis): You say, "I'll be like, 'Yep. Cadillac converter is totes whack. You're going to need to lube that thing up and polish the tie rods.""
(Oasis): Ishin says, "...it's catalytic."
(Oasis): You say, "I'm aware."
(Oasis): You say, "Sigh."

(Oasis): You say, "I wonder why, though."
(Oasis): You say, "Is it because it converts cataclysms? Or because it acts as a catalyst to
conversions."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "No."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "It's because the platinum within the converter is a catalyst which causes
emissions to go down."
(Oasis): Edain says, "^."
(Oasis): You say, "No, I don't think that's it."

(Oasis): Edain says, "It has a catalyst and is a converter."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "The process decreases horsepower as well because of compression."
(Oasis): You say, "No. That's not it at all."
(Oasis): You say, "I'm p sure it means whale's vagina."

(Oasis): Edain says, "You cast Cataclysmic Converter at Rashar."

For those of you who thought people actually did work around here.

Jensen

Nobody has yet to make that mistake @Rashar

Moirean

(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Alright you crazy kids, im in the spirit of giving."

(Spinesreach): Arbre says, "Oh dear."

(Spinesreach): Cardie says, "...oh, no...."

(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I have ...this scroll, and one of these vox baubles here tinkling about in my poison sack."

(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Now before you begin your chuckling at ...Mister Furors grand use of the word tinkle."

(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I am going to ...erm lets see here."

(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "First one to bring me a slain buffalo get the scroll...."

(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I await you at the inner gates."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Heh tinkle."

(Spinesreach): Aren says, "Hehe, sack."

(Spinesreach): Grimdale says, "I chuckled more at the poison sack comment myself."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Teehee bauble."

(Spinesreach): Arbre says, "Teehee buffalo."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Har har Aarbrok."

(Spinesreach): Arbre says, "Miss Seirath wins."

(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Rue the day, short stack..."

(Spinesreach): Ferrik says, "DID SOMEONE SAY BUFFALO."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Man I love this city."

Benedicto

Raising a jewel-encrusted sacrificial dagger on high, you murmur a prayer to Damariel mot Lanosaryon, the Unbound, before striking downward into a stack of 28 research tokens (in your inventory) evenly into 28 stacks of 1. As your dagger rams home, blood sprays over you, the corpse fading into nothingness as it is sacrificed to your God.

Ishin

02:02:30 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
notion of Cardie telling you, "// drunk at a strip club
playing basketball with a stripper with her thing pulled
out at the frint."
02:03:04 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
notion of Cardie telling you, "// just had a 80+ woman
rub my chin hair while partaking of this..my life is
complete."
02:03:12 (Market): Rashar says, "Globes for sale."
02:04:14 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
notion of Cardie telling you, "// put a quarter in
dollars and rolled it up like a dart and put farmed on
the flat end and played ass darts while she tweaked ->.>.
"
02:04:29 (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the
notion of Cardie telling you, "// heading to the crying
pan."

Moirean

I like the well-timed globes for sale. Gives a whole new level to Rashar's market spam.

Cardie

-.- to clarify...twerked, carmex on the flat end, butt darts, and thong pulled out....I'm so hung over.

Benedicto

I'll be honest, I still can't tell what happened but it sounds fascinating.

Moirean

Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I feel if I ever got to be a God in Aetolia, I would be a corrupt beast god like Scar from the Lion King."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "So...Omei?"

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "No."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I would sing."

Ashmer

The Artist formerly known as

Moirean

Ere says, "Hmm, Mephistoles is right. I awarded the point to Aldera incorrectly, but Alyssn still won anyway."

You give a kola nut to Ere.

You smile and say to Ere, "To help you focus."

Ere eats a kola nut.

Ere says, "I completed the Herbivore task."

Moirean

Teani says, "Well, actually I think Ferrik once played a jazzy tune on the piano we have in Spines, in the institute."

Keroc says, "There's a piano?"

Konnorn says, "In the institute, yes."

Teani says, "In the institute!"

Ere says, "Shh now."

Ere says, "Ready?"

Leau gives a pained sigh.

Ezalor nods his head emphatically.

*** It is now: Ezalor vs Alyssn ***
*** Ezalor has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

Ezalor says, "X."

Whispering, Teani says, "To the southeast."

You have emoted: Moirean whispers on, "...There's a piano there."

Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "In the institute.."

Ishin says, "There's two in Spines, actually."

Keroc murmurs to Konnorn, "Where in the institute?"

You say to Ishin, "Two what?"

Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "Southeast."

Ishin smiles and says, "Pianos."

Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "In the institute."

You say, "We have one of those in the Institute!"

Ere says, "Tells or shh."

"Eep!" you scream in fright.

(Tells|Teani): Teani tells you, "To the southeast?"

Keroc murmurs to Konnorn, "There's a piano in the institute to the southeast?"

Konnorn murmurs to Keroc, "A piano! Yes!"

Very quietly, you say, "We should all hush now, before Ere throws one at us."

Aryanne

I'm waiting for IDEA JAZZHANDS emote

Moirean

"Activity's one'a my strong points," Aldric almost wryly seems to note with a quick nod following. "We'll see some stuff comin' to stir that up, you can count on that." Fingers strum at his thigh thoughtfully as he considers something, but doesn't speak upon it yet.

You have emoted: Moirean raises an eyebrow. "Hold nothing back," she commands. "That's the bane and blessing of this new role - you are my sounding board, and my confidant. You have access to me in a way that no others do - but it only works if you exercise that." Her chin lifts. "Speak."
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"I was gonna say that I've seen you stir up enough activity in my days to have some thoughts brewin'," Aldric comments now as a sly grin snakes its way across his lips. "But the last time I said somethin' flattering I got a grunt back." He takes a single, simple step forward as he cocks his head towards you, gaze narrowing in what appears to be another thoughtful display. "But it's good to know what sorta... access I'll have," he amends.

You have emoted: Moirean raises an eyebrow, questioningly. "What do you mean?" she asks, clearly cautious.

[11:53:16 PM] Moi: IS HE ASKING FOR SEX

[11:53:20 PM] Aldric: rofl

[11:54:20 PM] Moi: come on it totes came across like that

[11:54:44 PM] Aldric: XD

Aldric

NO IT WAS NOT SEX

Setne

Aldric was asking about under the shirt stuff.

Moirean

Ere says, "And time!"

Mongoro's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You clap for Mongoro, applauding in appreciation.

Mongoro bows respectfully.

Ere says, "Well done, Mongoro!"

Ere claps for Mongoro, applauding in appreciation.

Mongoro says, "My thanks my lord."

Mongoro gives a pained sigh.

Mongoro says, "Lordess."

Meyvitch

Aellia, Alarielle, Alathesia, Aldera, Alyssn, Areka, Aryanne, Ashlea, Asmodean,
Asynth, Atticus, Aviflora, Calixte, Cardie, Chiaki, Cronides, Dana, Daweson,
Diancecht, Drahkuna, Elim, Elwyn, Erzsebet, Evol, Ezalor, Faerah, Ilarin,
Kaldaka, Kaleigh, Kamus, Keiko, Kerryn, Kiora, Larch, Leau, Lexen, Mazzion,
Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Melantha, Meyvitch, Neron, Noelle, Phendegwen,
Quillian, Rashar, Relandroc, Ross, Roux, Sarita, Satomi, Sceral, Sibatti, Slyphe
, Tantra, Tenshyo, Teyrn, Tina, Trager, Vess, Zion, and Zsadist.

Everything(one) keeps turning up Mazzion

Volka

(Web): Tsvanni says, "Aldric removes Xenia's chains after a long and heartfelt conversation about strength, slaughter, and all sorts of Carnifex sexiness. He makes some comment about the next phase of the assignment being killing herself because it demonstrates slaughter or some shit! So! She promptly does that! And they all lived happily ever after OO-RAH CARNIFEX SWAG."

I want in this club.

Zsadist

Volka said:

(Web): Tsvanni says, "Aldric removes Xenia's chains after a long and heartfelt conversation about strength, slaughter, and all sorts of Carnifex sexiness. He makes some comment about the next phase of the assignment being killing herself because it demonstrates slaughter or some shit! So! She promptly does that! And they all lived happily ever after OO-RAH CARNIFEX SWAG."

I want in this club.

No you don't. :P You just think you do.

Meyvitch

(The Black Flagon Inn): Sarkis says, "Don't run from your feelings, Lexen! I
just need to oil you up some. Make you slliiiiiiick."

Moirean

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "REMEMBER YOU ARE DOING DUNK TANK."

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "All of us Senate get to sit a span."

(Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "Huh? Sorry, You're cutting out."

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Uh huh."

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Civic duty."

(Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "Its all garbled. I think I'm loosing my telepathy."

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Uh huh."

(Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "I'm walking through a bridge. I'll talk to you later."

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "I'll stab your unicorn."

(Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "That's low."

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Imp."

(Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "Point."

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "In your unicorn's belly."

(Tells|Eugenides): From an unseen place, Eugenides communicates to you, "I'LL SIT IN THE DAMNED DUNK TANK!"

(Tells|Eugenides): You tell Eugenides, "Best Chair everrrrrr."

Trager

(Tells): Denira tells you, "Do you know how to fight as a monk?"

(Tells): You tell Denira, "I think you punch people."

(Tells): Denira tells you, "Oh ok."

(Dion an Duir): Denira says, "Sets f1 to punch ksys.tar."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "Sagenod."

(Dion an Duir): Denira says, "Next level strats."

(Dion an Duir): Denira says, "200 dmg."

Toz

Just spam axk/ucp/ucp. I tried to get monk damage nerfed, but they minorly buffed it instead!

Elyni

^Can confirm it working. Used to do it all the time at lessers. KS'd loads.

Rashar

(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Man your rites are annoying.""

(Tells): "Your ruining a perfectly good lover's lesser was annoying. How do you know I wasn't about to get down, huh?" you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "...i uh...sorry?""

(Tells): "It's the danger, you know," you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

(Tells): "The eld, the energy. Risk of imminent death," you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Yeah, NOW I am scared.""

(Tells): "Act like you've never boogeyed at a lesser before," you think, instilling the message into Mazzion's memory."

(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You win today sir.""

Moirean

derp

Jensen

I just billed my client 75$/hour to read that....

Moirean

I blame vodka.

Benedicto

Just....wow.