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Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • For context, please see:

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    POETRY NEWS #616
    Date: 10/27/2003 at 16:01
    From: Thrall Riluo Voltaire
    To : Everyone
    Subj: loneliness

    These feelings of loneliness
    They haunt me inside
    They talk all my strength
    My happiness denied
    And when im with friends
    Or if im alone
    I still get those feelings
    From the unknown
    Then it occurs
    When im feeling quit blue
    Im not really lonely
    I'm thinking of you

    To my lost love?

    Penned by my hand on the 1st of Variach, in the year 113 MA.

    -----

    POETRY NEWS #614
    Date: 10/26/2003 at 14:11
    From: Thrall Riluo Voltaire
    To : Everyone
    Subj: Hunger

    On this night
    I felt a hunger I had never known
    An raw need for sustenance
    order ghoul passive
    order ghoul calm craving for this surge of pure energy
    My body was on fire

    Trembling
    Shaking
    Quivering
    I found myself breathless
    Drops of sweat covering my skin

    These feelings
    Undescribable
    Yet, somehow familiar
    Understood
    Something inside of me clicked
    With it, came a sense of clarity
    Insight to my true nature

    My identity
    I heard the voices in my mind
    Saw the visions dancing before me
    Felt the embrace of kindred spirits
    The arms of old souls
    Cradling me in their arms
    Like a newborn child

    It was a rebirth
    The rise of a phoenix from past ashes
    Hidden doors unlocked
    Revealing secrets that had been kept hidden from me
    Letting loose a flood of emotions
    Feelings that had been dormant for what seemed like a lifetime
    order ghoul passive
    order ghoul calm new chapter opened
    order ghoul passive
    order ghoul calm path untraveled

    This overwhelming desire to feed
    Washed over me
    Magnetic and powerful
    This entity
    Drawing me in
    The thirst for blood
    The taste of sweet nectar
    Lingering on my tongue
    Awakening my senses

    I welcomed it
    I felt no fear
    No hesitation
    I did not turn away from it
    It was my destiny
    I could feel it
    On this dark, wonderous night
    This thirst made itself known
    This new, exciting life-force
    The raw hunger
    The desire


    To nourish
    To feed
    It transformed me
    Cleansed me
    Baptized me
    I will never forget it
    The night I awakened
    Walking into a whole new world
    Bonded in blood
    fortify eternity

    Penned by my hand on the 1st of Haernos, in the year 112 MA.

    -----

    IshinMoirean
  • SetneSetne The Grand Tyrant
    Draiman said:

    Xenia clears her throat, "excuse me comrades, I'm about to culture you all so hard, there's gonna be a whole new culture."


    The result:

    POETRY NEWS #1771
    Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:19
    From: Xenia Seirath-Tash'Vetra
    To : Everyone
    Subj: Spreading some culture in the world

    your scent fills my lungs
    and I vomit
    cringing from the poison
    you injected nto my heart
    so long ago

    before my world knew
    what a ghoul was
    you made me one
    order ghoul calm craving for this surge of pure energy


    Penned by my hand on the 21st of Khepary, in the year 437 MA.



    Ingram said:
    "Oh my arms are suddenly lubed"
    IshinMoireanDraimanXeniaAshmer
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    What happens in the poetry board...resurfaces a decade later for great amusement.
    DraimanIshinRiluoXenia
  • Don't know about the others, was only skimming, but Draiman's poem is actually a song.
    imageimage
    Draiman
  • RiluoRiluo The Doctor
    We love you guys and the wedding is this spring!


    Abhorash says, "Ve'kahi has proved that even bastards can earn their place."

    DraimanMoireanIshinSollace
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Most of them are parodies of songs. Mine is One Headlight, Ishin's is Adam's Song.
    Ishin
  • Erzsebet said:

    Don't know about the others, was only skimming, but Draiman's poem is actually a song.

    Plagiarism at its finest. You're awesome for knowing Voltaire though.
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    Erzsebet
  • Voltaire is the best.
    imageimage
    DraimanPeriluna
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    So Spinesreach has a clan called RedTape that we use for ministry stuff...

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "Can someone appoint aldric to rank 3 please. I can't. Broken. No idea why."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "And dismiss that Grimdale person from rank 3."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Ishin says, "Not in the clan."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "Yeah I can't induct either."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Eugenides says, "I can't."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Ishin says, "Me either."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "Ugh. And I can't invest privs."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "Issued myself, just have to wait I guess."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "I can't reset clans, set a new head, no workaround I guess."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "Anything that uses CLAN I just can't do."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Eugenides says, "Sounds like a lot of redtape."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "...get out."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Eugenides says, "Almost did, realized I couldn't be invited back."
    DraimanSetneTragerXenia
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    So I was afk and come back to this in my buffer:


    (Web): Lim says, "Moi find ysi."

    You can see naught but darkness.

    (Web): You say, "[FARSIGHT]: I detect nobody."

    (Web): Lim says, "Moi find ysi."

    You can see naught but darkness.

    (Web): You say, "[FARSIGHT]: All I can see is black, empty empty black like the depths of your misbegotten soul, you foul shadowy fiend. Yeah, can't find em."

    (Web): Xenia says, "No moi, really."

    (Web): Xenia says, "Moi fnd ysi."

    (Web): Xenia says, "Moi find ysi."

    You can see naught but darkness.

    (Web): You say, "[FARSIGHT]: Try again, comrade."

    ---

    I have since edited my failure messages to be a bit less trolly...
    Sollace
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    This NPC is probably my favorite NPC ever:


    Blood seems to be smeared rather gruesomely over Aldric's form as he agitatedly struts into sight, an expectant gaze leveled upon you.

    You have emoted: Moirean pauses a moment as she eyes the blood, and then gives her head a shake. "Our Chief Engineer," she says, introducing Aldric to the Grecht. "He'll help you get sorted out with lodging in the Winterbreeze. Pester him about ANYTHING you need - pillows, blankets, anything."

    Talon Reneshfi, of the Neicel Naru offers a faintly bemused shake of her head, glancing up and down Aldric. "How untidy." She comments, wrinkling her broad nose at his bloodied garments. "Did you cut yourself on a protractor?"
    Riluo
  • @Rashar: Not sure if like.
  • C'mon, @obyn. Who doesn't like a little @benedicto tentacle?
    Erzsebet
  • Health: 9847/9847

    Still fucking dies.

    Politics
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    9k is nothing. Come back when you hit 15k.









    ...The joke here is that soul consume gives you 150 extra health after you hit the diminishing return. Your stone runs out of souls before you hit the health cap, so if you write a very precise script to summon, kill via a direct attack (wraiths hit you and knock that health down, so you need to cull specifically), call stone, etc, you can poke your health up to the cap. Eventually. A single tick that procs two mobs and give you a stray hit will nearly reset things. Imma just let you all sit and imagine the math and time investment. The things we do....
    Rilath
  • Sounds like you need another hobby.. like playing the stockmarket.

    Politics
    Volka
  • TragerTrager Raiding your underwear drawer.
    (Web): Ezalor says, "Im trying to draw lips and it just keeps on looking like a mutant vag."
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's go-... Oh.


    EzalorXeniaDraimanAngwe
  • TeaniTeani Shadow Mistress Sweden
    @Ishin‌ flashes Talila a thumbs-up, grinning broadly. Then, he turns to a few of the letters in his hands, shuffling through them before he purses his lips. "Hrm.."

    Ishin peers at a peacock-ribboned pink gift box suspiciously.

    Ishin Cardinalis demands, "...she sent me a gift in a peacock-ribboned box?!"

    Ishin opens a peacock-ribboned pink gift box.

    Ishin sways back and forth.

    Ishin Cardinalis exclaims, "WOW!"

    Teani snickers at the sight of the pack, then waits patiently for the reaction. Once it comes, she beams broadly.

    You ask Ishin, "Merry Celesmas?"

    Ishin Cardinalis exclaims to you, "Pit yeah!"

    Holding up a glowing shadow crystal, Ishin exclaims, "How do I put it together?!"

    Ishin Cardinalis says, "YES I GOT IT."

    "While speaking to @Faerah about Celesmas gifts, we also made a small transaction." Teani comments to Ishin with a bright sparkle in her eyes.

    Ishin hops about in place several times, hugging the shadow shroud to his chest.

    @Konnorn stares at Ishin and pointedly says nothing at all.

    Konnorn murmurs to you, "If you get your hands on one of those.. I would like to know.."

    You say to Konnorn, "Sadly, the one I got I handed over last month."

    Teani points towards Ishin, saying to Konnorn, "And seeing -that- reaction made it totally worth it."

    Ishin bends lightly at the knees, holding it out away from himself as he gazes up at it. "YessssssssIwanteditsobad!"

    Teani clasps a hand over her mouth to stifle an outburst of laughter.

    Ishin opens his mouth again, and then pauses briefly before he looks at you. "...how do I use it?"

    "ELEMENT SHADOW, then you should be able to BLAST someone with it." Teani explains.

    Ishin whips the shadow shroud around his shoulders, before he lifts his arms and flexes as it settles in. "FEEL MY POWER," he says, before he lifts a hand and points his index finger at Konnorn. "Bang!"

    Rubbing his chest, Konnorn Ket'Hedj says, "Ow... that.. sortof kind could've hurt."

    Konnorn peers about himself suspiciously.

    Konnorn Ket'Hedj says, "I mean..."

    You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

    Konnorn Ket'Hedj exclaims, "Oooooh, owwwww!"

    Konnorn pales considerably as he faints.

    Ishin points his finger at Konnorn again, shaking it imperiously. "There's more where that came from," he declares, before he laughs again, grinning broadly enough to display his teeth, even the tips of his four sharp canines. It also causes the corners of his eyes to crinkle, completely ruining the effects his teeth might have otherwise.

    Konnorn stands up, brushing some dust from his clothes. "Perfectly lethal, Black Hand. And very suiting to your title."

    Ishin lifts his fingers and puffs a breath across the tip, before he places his own hand on the one that's on a dark steel scale mail. "Damn skippy!"



    FaerahSetneXeniaIshinMoireanEmelle
  • Thanks for sharing that, @Teani! I was sad to have to just mail it to him but I wanted him to get it for his birthday!
    XeniaIshinTeani
  • IshinIshin Retired Lurker Virginia
    Faerah said:

    Thanks for sharing that, @Teani! I was sad to have to just mail it to him but I wanted him to get it for his birthday!

    Thank you! Totally was not expecting that. :D
    Tell me and I forget, teach me and
    I remember, involve me and I
    learn.
    -Benjamin Franklin
    Teani
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    (Oasis): @Draiman says, "Impale and gorge me again."

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    RasharDraimanBenedictoMoireanEzalor
  • What can I say? I like it rough.
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    TeaniRasharAngweHaven
  • edited December 2014
    Clark leaves to the southeast following Laenea.

    Plato says, "Ah to be young and in love."

    Kendri says, in a feral tongue, "Those two are siblings."

    Kendri says, in a feral tongue, "As a note."

    Plato says, "Ah... well plutonic love is okay too."

    (Shifters of the Flame): Roux says, "Plutonic: noting or pertaining to a class of igneous rocks that have solidified far below the earth's surface."

    (Shifters of the Flame): Roux says, "Glad they have a rocky relationship."

    (Shifters of the Flame): Roux says, "Ackackack."
    KendriDraimanTeaniMoireanEzalorEmelleAryanneNola
  • A burly golem in a faded black tuxedo begins to follow Lim.

    The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "I apologize for the inconvenience....also
    is that golem wearing a tux...nevermind that."

    (Web): Lim says, "Indeed it is."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    MoireanEzalorEmelle
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Rashar said:

    Clark leaves to the southeast following Laenea.

    Plato says, "Ah to be young and in love."

    Kendri says, in a feral tongue, "Those two are siblings."

    Kendri says, in a feral tongue, "As a note."

    Plato says, "Ah... well plutonic love is okay too."

    (Shifters of the Flame): Roux says, "Plutonic: noting or pertaining to a class of igneous rocks that have solidified far below the earth's surface."

    (Shifters of the Flame): Roux says, "Glad they have a rocky relationship."

    (Shifters of the Flame): Roux says, "Ackackack."

    It's funny that Plato doesn't know the word platonic...
    TeaniAldricSetneEmellePerilunaHavenAryanneNola
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Market): Aldric says, "Credits for sale, significantly lower than the next highest price!"

    Credits currently available for purchase:
    5 credits at 5000 gold per credit.
    1 credits at 64999 gold per credit.

    All about dat spin...
    Emelle
  • Found this amusing

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    The corpse of a Githani inscriber lifts a palm to his mouth and blows gently, the air growing icy as the runes on his arm glow.
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    Olli has been electrocuted to death by a gibbering kelki reaver.
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    The corpse of a Githani grappler exhales a soft sigh and stretches her arms high over her head.
    The corpse of a Githani inscriber lifts a palm to his mouth and blows gently, the air growing icy as the runes on his arm glow.
    The corpse of a Githani inscriber quickly snaps his fingers and a small spark of light emits.
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    The corpse of a Githani inscriber cups his hands together and murmurs quietly to himself.
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    The corpse of a Githani inscriber squeezes his hands around the lightning ball, the energy quickly dispersing.
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    Moirean
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    (Web): Aishia says, "I can't achieve sexual arousal without seeing deathsight anymore."
    image
    MoireanRiluoHavenAryanneErzsebetNolaIlyonSibatti
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee
    How dare you.
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