Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Setne

Lim (.
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$chakrasul's sudden appearance startles Lim, and he takes a surprised step back.


@Lim is such a pro emoter.

Lim

hey roomie, what happens in our alcove stays in our alcove! also it's not my fault that she doesn't respond to tokens! 

Draiman

(Web): @Ashmer says, "I wonder how breeding actually works."

(Web): You say, "Well Ash."

(Web): @Ezalor says, "Well."

(Web): Ashmer says, "."

(Web): You say, "When two dogs are forced into a cage."

(Web): Ashmer says, "Shhhh."

(Web): Ezalor says, "When a man dog loves a woman dog."

(Web): Ashmer says, "GOD."

(Web): Ashmer says, "ALRIGHT."

(Web): @Moirean says, "When a boy dog likes a..."

(Web): Ashmer says, "I GET IT ALREADY."

Setne

Crafted from the hides of the mighty beasts of the tundras, this quiver is extremely
durable. It has been crafted to avoid any type of damage, even from the normal decays
of time.
It is an Ankyrean artifact, enchanted with the following powers:
artifact_quiver
It can be worn in the following locations:
back shoulder
It weighs about 1 pounds and 14 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of some gold sovereigns.
A quiver of Cthalut is holding:

Rashar's prismatic barrier dissolves into nothing.
@Rashar wiggles his hips about suggestively.

Rashar coughs softly.

Rashar says, "That was the, ah. Wrong wiggle."

Rashar leaves to the south.

Riluo

Not so much a misquote as owned by the new quest with the Woderhund that does huge blackout/damage etc. I was hoping the reward was going to be sweet. However!:

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You give the corpse of an ancient multi-headed woderhund to a warden of the Hlugnic clans.
Shaking his head sadly, a warden of the Hlugnic clans tosses the vile corpse to the side, smearing
it across the stone floor. "Suppose I owe you one, then." he replies, letting out a heavy sigh.
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A warden of the Hlugnic clans reaches into a pouch at his hip, idly handing over a rather handsome
handful of sovereigns to you, waving with a hand in dismissal as he goes back to his duties.
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You are wielding:
Both hands: an ethereal scythe drenched in shadow.
You are holding:
3 snow wight syringes, 100 aphotic vials, Peripleko's Eye, a shrunken head, a venantium tablet, a
dark pipe, covered in runes, 11 intricately painted Bahir'an vials, 6 simple white bandages, 49
white oak vials of Nebre'seir, a sarcophagus talisman, a frosted snowflake glass, 18 Bahir'an
crested bandages, 15 emerald-flecked white vials, a set of tattoo stamps, a prayer mat, 6 simple
syringes, a phial of the sanguine, a white snowflake tinderbox, a blood-soaked censer, the
Exploration Compendium, a festive Celesmas pipe, a long-stemmed ebon pipe, a glass of neverending
eggnog, a three-footed iron cauldron, a curved, chitinous icon of the Malevolent, a crystal divining
skull, a gem of cloaking, a beetle motif vial, 2 silver-painted ebony vials, a piercing needle, snow
wight essence, an academy bandage, 3 academy vials, a golden translocator, 6 plain wooden vials, a
golden idol depicting a Mhun, a long, claw shaped vial, 8 black and red vials of Bloodloch, 3 kalsu-
etched Bloodborn vials, a moist washrag, 2 globes of elemental energy, 2 emerald vials, an elegant
diamond vial, a sapphire crystal vial, a keeneye monocle, a stomach slice, a tongue slice, a
sulphurite gland slice, a bone slice, a heart slice, a prickly pear, 4 corpses of an enormous
spinelash fish, the withered husk of Riluo, a bladder slice, a stack of 3 kidney slices, a stack of
2 eyeball slices.
You are wearing:
A luxurious winter cloak, bracers of proficiency, a pair of boots, an ancestral crown of Nebre'seir,
a ring of the flood, a pair of Slyphian Bracelets, an octagonal pendant, a ring of parting, a
sulfurous amulet, a Slyphian earring, a Slyphian nose ring, a vindictive charm, a wyrmskin pack, a
cloak of obscurity, a brass keyring, 4 obsidian rings, 2 arcane black rings, a ring of pestilence, a
silver amulet, a clarion eyeglass, a Selunic weaponbelt, a many-slotted vocal fob, a red and white
striped scarf, a black-inked tattoo of a pair of crossed fists, boots of divine celerity, the Winged
Slippers of Xon, a calm, blue ghoul costume, a silver stud earring, brass knuckles, a pair of silver
and azure bracers, bracers, a sanguine choker, a bracer of hammered ilmenite, a mesmerizing rainbow
ring.
Summary:
You have 45 types of items in the cache.
You possess 317 items.
You are carrying 63 gold sovereigns.
You can buy a total of 0 credits at 4500 apiece, with 63 gold remaining.
You can buy a total of 0 credits at 4600 apiece, with 63 gold remaining.
You can buy a total of 0 credits at 4700 apiece, with 63 gold remaining.
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You pointedly say nothing at all.
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You say, "63 coins."
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You say, "Is this a joke."
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Riluo

At a lesser and @Amberlea sends me a tell by mistake instead of doing the normal --"t riluo undead"-- she does this:
The shrunken head in your inventory sneezes violently.
(Tells): Her voice laden with crackling fire, Amberlea whispers warmly to you, "Undad."
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Amberlea.
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You use Wisp Anxiety (baldness) on Meltas.
Meltas glances around nervously as his baldness anxiety settles in.
They are afflicted with baldness.
You use Wisp Anxiety (baldness) on Amberlea.
Amberlea glances around nervously as her baldness anxiety settles in.
Vladmr uses Wisp Anxiety (commitment fear) on Kendri.
The shrunken head in your inventory sneezes violently.
(Oasis): Amberlea says, "YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER RILUO."
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(Oasis): Amberlea says, "You are the undad."
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Grimdale's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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Grimdale quickly injects himself with a syringe filled with sudorific.
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Ethereal energy floods into Aldric's grasp as they extract power from the focal point.
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Hugo moves over to block the west exit.
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(Oasis): You say, "Lol."

Ashmer

Illinian uses Warcry.
Illinian's eyes fill with battle rage as he screams out, "MY BODY IS READY!"

Aldric

You use Savagery Doublebash on Aisling.
You powerfully swing a long-hafted Carnifex battlehammer down upon Aisling's left leg and pull back
with ease, readying a second blow.
Target's Soul: 96
You use Deathlore Soulthirst Strike on Aisling.
A jolt of raw energy travels through your weapon as it gorges itself on Aisling's soul.
You have slain Aisling's left leg.
Experience Gained: 90000 (Player Kill) [total: 359627]
Aisling drops a stack of 3 kola nuts.
Aisling drops a stack of 3 prickly pears.
Aisling drops a goldenseal root.
You can find no such target as 'aisling'.
Balance Used: 1.22 seconds

...well then.

Toz

Aldric said:

You have slain Aisling's left leg.

I was killing legs before it was cool.

Trager

Toz said:

Aldric said:

You have slain Aisling's left leg.

I was killing legs before it was cool.

Oh gosh, don't get @Toz started on his four hundred and six kills all while targeting the left leg. NOT AGAIN.

Angwe

Something something something slay da booty.

Toz

Trager said:

Toz said:

Aldric said:

You have slain Aisling's left leg.

I was killing legs before it was cool.

Oh gosh, don't get @Toz started on his four hundred and six kills all while targeting the leftright leg. NOT AGAIN.

Rashar

** Rashar pokes around, finds Asaraii in a place and moves in for some RP. At some point I showed her the attire conceal command and she was much thankful. **

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "I completely agree, this shit pissed me off haha. You're actually my hero for showing me that :P."

(Oasis): You say, "Ooh I'm at stage one of a three stage affliction set up."
(Oasis): You say, "Soon she'll be liferr."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "Y u do dis rash fk off m8."
(Oasis): Draiman says, "Leave my darkies alone."

(Oasis): You say, "Dude what happens IC is IC."
(Oasis): You say, "No hard feelings. "

Asaraii is here. She wields a cavalry shield in her left hand.

(Oasis): Draiman says, "XD."

(Oasis): You say, "I wanted to do Ishin but man."
(Oasis): You say, "The world would end."
(Oasis): You say, "Just combust."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Sapience would sink."
(Oasis): You say, "You can't have two of us in the same place."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "And we would have to all move to Delve."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "Right."
(Oasis): Draiman says, "Well."

(Oasis): You say, "That's going to be the arc rofl."
(Oasis): You say, "Ishin goes lifer for like 5 minutes, they meet at 4C."
(Oasis): You say, "Enorian blows up."
(Oasis): You say, "Everyone moves to Delve."

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "Wait a minute."
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "Wtf."

(Oasis): You say, "?"

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "Three stage affliction set up?"
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING."

(Oasis): You say, "Yeah templar have this skill."
(Oasis): You say, "Redemption."
(Oasis): You say, "It gives you the lifer affliction which has a 6 RL month cooldown."
(Oasis): You say, "No cure."

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "Ffs."

(Oasis): You say, "Makes you be a good guy for a while."

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "I am not seeing messages for that."

The shrunken head in your inventory sneezes violently.
(Oasis): Ishin says, "*ROT RASHAR*."
(Oasis): You say, "It's sneaky."

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "And I'm so going to gtfo."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "Hidden aff."
(Oasis): You say, "Hidden aff, yeah."
(Oasis): You say, "*sagenod*."
(Oasis): Draiman says, "Doesn't show up on diag either."
(Oasis): Draiman says, "AND IT GOES THROUGH REBOUNDING."

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "So here I'm like oh RP, which will end with my death."
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "I THINK I WILL RUN."

Asaraii leaves to the south.

(Oasis): You say, "Rofl she ran."
(Oasis): You say, "Cmon man."
(Oasis): Draiman says, "Dun worry I'm putting in a report to nerf it next liaison round."
(Oasis): You say, "Get back here lady!"
(Oasis): You say, "I wasn't done RPing!"


(Oasis): Asaraii says, "No way, you're going to do something ."

(Oasis): You say, "Rofl I am not."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Hahahaha."
(Oasis): You say, "I'm not in the habit of randomly attacking people mid RP."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "NO MISTER GUY IN THE WHITE VAN, I DON'T WANT TO GET IN."

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "I don't know what it means, but 6rl months of it doesn't sound cool ."

(Oasis): You say, "Rofl it's a joke bb."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Oh god."
(Oasis): You say, "I made it up because I stole Amberlea for the lifer side."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Troll so good."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Lololol."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "<3 Asa."
(Oasis): You say, "Rofl she was like."

(Oasis): Asaraii says, "........"

(Oasis): You say, "I'm out."
(Oasis): You say, "*peace*."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Lolol."

(Oasis): You say, "Asaraii leaves to the south."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Oh god dying."
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "I hate you already."
(Oasis): Trager says, "...."
(Oasis): You say, "<3."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Lolol."
(Oasis): Trager says, "She really."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Yeah."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "She really."
Asaraii arrives from the south.

(Oasis): Trager says, "Thought you were going to afflict her?"

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Lol."
(Oasis): You say, "Yeah."
(Oasis): Trager says, "."
(Oasis): Trager says, "YES."

(Oasis): Trager says, "QUOTE THAT SHIT."
(Oasis): You say, "Dude I was 3 lines into an emote too."
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "I seriously hate you."
(Oasis): You say, "Now I have to retype it."
(Oasis): You say, "Oh it's getting quoted."

(Oasis): You say, "Don't you doubt it "
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "DAMNIT."
(Oasis): You say, "Dude Asaraii."
(Oasis): You say, "I'm no quotes for waaaay dumber shit."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Hahahaha."
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "I'm loling so hard right now lol."
(Oasis): You say, "Like the time Arbre informed me that farsee wasn't an artifact, it was a low
level vision skill that I had had for like 2 RL months and didn't know."
(Oasis): You say, "Over CT ."
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "Hahah!!"

(Oasis): Trager says, "Or the pearl."
(Oasis): You say, "Fuck you dude."
(Oasis): You say, "Why you gotta bring that shit up every fucking time."
(Oasis): Trager says, "Good old pearl."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Tell us Trag."

@Asaraii‌ @Trager‌ @Ishin‌ @Arbre‌ @Draiman‌

Asaraii

I only wish I did a crafty emote before scurrying away, like most of you people do. I failed all across the board there. Thanks for picking on the slow kid @Rashar (*) !! (It was hilarious after the fact, I'll give you that much, unicorner)

Ashmer

(Oasis): @Ishin says, "You shut up about my hotpants."

Haven

(Web): Moirean says, "So i was all sitting here."
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(Web): Moirean says, "In every room I go to with other people checking who here."
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(Web): Moirean says, "Wondering who the cloaked figure is."
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(Web): Moirean says, "And then I realize."
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(Web): Moirean says, "The cloaked figure is ME."
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(Web): Xenia says, "Haha."
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(Web): Ashmer says, "BA BA BAAAAAA."
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(Web): Moirean says, "TWIST ENDING IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME."
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(Web): Ashmer says, "^."

(Web): Ashmer says, "YOU'RE DARTH REVAN."

Moirean

It's been a long weekend -_-

Teani

Rashar said:

(Oasis): You say, "Like the time Arbre informed me that farsee wasn't an artifact, it was a low level vision skill that I had had for like 2 RL months and didn't know."
(Oasis): You say, "Over CT ."
(Oasis): Asaraii says, "Hahah!!"

(Oasis): Trager says, "Or the pearl."
(Oasis): You say, "Fuck you dude."
(Oasis): You say, "Why you gotta bring that shit up every fucking time."
(Oasis): Trager says, "Good old pearl."
(Oasis): Ishin says, "Tell us Trag."

The number of things that has amazed Rashar through his time in this game... I can't even remember all of them, but he's been (still is sometimes) such a noob. >.<

Oh, and yes, the pearl.

Rashar

Gets transferred to some island by Slyphe, has no idea how to get out. Can't reach anyone via channels for help, spends 15 minutes wandering around.

Buys hunting ground transport artifact, goes in to kill Yarel. Has no idea how to get out. Gets tripped for 3 minutes straight by some bugs. Has to Skype / message for instructions to leave.

So glad I keep you entertained, Teani.

Teani

It's the little things in life, @Rashar. The little amusing things. *pat*

Emelle

@Ingram tells you, "Hey Emelle."
You tell Ingram, "Hello."
Ingram tells you, "Want to get a drink?"
You tell Ingram, "I suppose."
Ingram tells you, "The enthusiasm is flooding."
You tell Ingram, "Well."
Ingram tells you, "Oh I only divorced you twice."

Moirean

So Spinesreach is having a joke contest...The first five minutes:

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "Why're Carnifex the best dancers? Because they've got the most soul! Aha.."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Ahaha."

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "I know this won't count, but why ain't Eleanor afraid of electricity? ...'Cause she's the Conduit! Aha..."

(Spinesreach): You say, "...aha."

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "Oh, oh, oh. What kinda seat only has two legs? ..Moirean! Aha.."

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "Get it, 'cause Chair. Ha."

(Spinesreach): Canasius says, "What are ducks' favorite food to have with soup?"

(Spinesreach): Canasius says, "Quackers."

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "Gettin' the creative juices flowin' as they say. Speakin' of creative juices, here's an insult joke! Your momma's so dumb, she dipped a dagger into a cup'a water an' thought it was Liquid Steel!"

(Spinesreach): You say, "Don't talk about Xenia like that."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Why shouldn't you buy stuff from Undead merchants?"

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "...I don't like this joke."

(Spinesreach): You say, "They charge an arm and a leg."

(Spinesreach): You say, "What do you call two Undead in a hot tub?"

(Spinesreach): You say, "Soup."

(Spinesreach): You say, "How do the Undead start the lesser battle?"

(Spinesreach): You say, "With the face-off."

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "I'll stop if you stop."

(Spinesreach): You say, "NO STOPPING TIL MIDSUMMER."

(Spinesreach): Canasius says, "A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink then tells the barkeep put it on my bill."

(Spinesreach): You say, "You have a curious predilection with ducks, Ambassador."

(Spinesreach): Canasius says, "I like to quack people up, I also tell utterly hoovingly bad cow jokes."

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "Did you folks hear about that legal trouble between Moirean an' her husband? He tried to claim half her stuff was his, but when they went to council he did all the paperwork thinkin' her actual name was Commander an' she won."

[The funny part is people do "say to commander" and "msg commander" enough for this to be true...]

Toz

Moirean said:

(Spinesreach): Aldric says, "Did you folks hear about that legal trouble between Moirean an' her husband? He tried to claim half her stuff was his, but when they went to council he did all the paperwork thinkin' her actual name was Commander an' she won."

[The funny part is people do "say to commander" and "msg commander" enough for this to be true...]

...Because that's her name.

Nola

Xenia prismed into the guildhall into a bunch of Daru (I guess to me, since I looked away from my screen for a second while everyone else moved >> and THERE SHE WAS) drunk as all get-out. Before Jami had the chance to Pound her, Melantha scurried her out safely.

Then this gem happened:

Jami glances after the leaving duo, her grin turning into a soft frown, "Oh well I guess, but my
fists always enjoyed her.

Eugenides

Shameless self post!


(Spinesreach): You say, "Speaking of divine and displeased, I've a joke! You all heard the one about the Tempest Priest's Burial?"

(Spinesreach): You say, "Well, I'll tell it anyway. You all know that the Slyphe followers are... Four cards short of a straight. Ya know, Some of the cheese slide off their cracker... Dumb. That's what I'm getting at."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Anyway, One of That Sea lovers priest found himself dead one day. His will asking for a burial at sea, right?"

(Spinesreach): Sollace says, "Right..."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Anyway, There's this whole ceremony, everyone gets together to lay this holy man to rest."

(Spinesreach): You say, "But half way through this shin-dig, Tragedy strikes."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Turns out, Five of the Tempest followers drown trying to dig the grave."

(like less than a millisecond later)

Slyphe bellows in fury, hurling His trident towards Spinesreach as lightning wracks the firmament.
Tempest's Wrath, the trident of Slyphe, comes hurling out of the sky, aimed at you.

The trident slams into your chest, ripping through your body in a spray of blood and viscera that leaves you impaled to the ground, writhing in agony as the world fades to black.

You have been slain by Tempest's Wrath.

Aldric

This is kinda nit-picky, but from an IG perspective can gods actually act on stuff that's said about them in a city they're not part of the divine advisory of? I remember hearing that acting on things like order channels isn't kosher, but I'm not sure where the line gets drawn there.

Teani

Acting on thins in other Divine's Order channels would not be alright, I think. I see it as the Divine is protecting their own people and their way of mental communication. However, cities are more open and the gods are omniscient, no? It's just that most of the time, they let things slip because they have "more important things to deal with".

Obyn

It typically depends on if they have a reason to be paying attention to have the information or not, or if their attention is being obviously drawn.

Teani

I'd say that in this case, Slyphe's attention was definitely caught, since it was not long after Teani got dropped to Tekal by him and she's Spirean.

Ashmer

(Oasis): @Zsadist says, "Don't you dare make that sound Ashmer!"