(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "They lost interest in the last thing. To be honest, I have faith in Oleis. I don't think she will always be agreeable or straight forward, but I think she'll get it done."
(The Secretariat): You say, "Oleis is a he."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Wait... Really?"
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Oleis isn't a ladies name?"
(The Secretariat): You say, "Oleis is a gay man."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Well shit."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "... How do you know this?"
(The Secretariat): You say, "Were you hoping for a non-date or something?"
(The Secretariat): You say, "He's posted pix on forums..."
(The Secretariat): You say, "And he's been very open about being gay..."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Oh, I only go the the misquotes fourm."
(The Secretariat): You say, "Is your life now shattered?"
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Kinda. Just my perception of who's on the other side."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Weird. You think you know someone and all of a sudden that lady is a gay man."
(The Secretariat): You say, "Pat pat."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Though not the first time this has happened to me."
You say, "And I want to crush that unicorns finch with a unicorns rock." > With a high-pitched note, a finch flutters away to the south. > You smirk. > You say, "At least it can take a hint."
But... they serenade me whenever I come into the room. They're nice!
Think of their inevitable sacrifice as one done for science and the greater good!
Also, I expect an inverse square to height of silicoid dropped, a relative independence from size of rock after a certain threshold, with a second threshold that eliminates dependence on height.
Spinesreach went caroling last night. I present to you our final tune of the night, the Twelve Days of Celesmas, as sung by Spinesreach. I'll just share the 12th verse, as, yes, we did sing all 12. Warning, each line got a bit more drunk as the song went on..
You yell, "On the twelfth day of Celesmas, my Spireans gave to me...."
You see Yllaora yell, "Twelve Sciomancers a-Bloodlochian."
You see Ishin yell, "Elgv *hic* en Syssin aWsshnneaki~~nf!!" (11 Syssin a-sneaking)
You see Malchus yell, "Oen hounddss m-howwwl *hic* ttin *hic* g!" (10 hounds a-howling)
You see Pypo yell, "Nnnniiiinnnneeee crickets a-oozing! ...Yum!"
You see Vess yell, "Eight lycans a-packing!"
You see Eleanor yell, "Seven Spheres presiding~."
You see Timothi, a diminutive orphan boy yell, "Six Spires a-rising."
You see Eugenides yell, "Fiiiive Sen-a-tors!"
You see Volka yell, "Four carnival games!"
You see Menelaus yell, "Three Gr *hic* ecchht ddipl *hic* omat *hic* s!" (3 Grecht diplomats)
You see Xenia yell, "Two Pints if beeer." (2 pints of beer. Xenia admirably embodied this line every verse)
You see Akaryuterra shout, "And a booze-fiilled fxght at tse MmonkeeeeeY!" (and a booze-filled fight at the Monkey!)
You see Ishin yell, "FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA."
You see Xenia yell, "Two PiSts of beer."
You see Akaryuterra yell, "And a booze-filleed fIgmht at the ggonkeieeeb!"
You see Ishin yell, "FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA."
(Daru): Amaara says, "You can say that out of duty and I'll respect it, but we both know it isn't easy to find a kelki with an overwhelming sense of beauty."
(Daru): You say, "Well. I guess if we look at Benedicto as the main example..Tentacles were never erotic to me, personally.. but -some- people would appreciate them."
(Daru): Amaara says, "Probably some bad people, but they are people none the less!"
I'll have you know this was followed with about fifteen minutes of cow based puns and someone being called Bessie. If you ask me it's rare to find puns that well done.
(Tells): You tell Mazzion, "Baby I'm preyin' on you tonight." (Tells): You tell Mazzion, "Hunt you down, eat you alive." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Hit me with your best shot." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Fire away." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You come on with a "come on"." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You don't fight fair." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "But that's OK, see if I care." (Tells): You tell Mazzion, "I'll scream. I will. From the top of my lungs." (Tells): You tell Mazzion, "What's going on?" (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "We don't need to escalate." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You see, war is not the answer." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "For only love can conquer hate." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You know we've got to find a way." (Tells): You tell Mazzion, "We don't need no education." (Tells): Mazzion tells you, "(fuck, you win." (Tells): You tell Mazzion, "We don't need no thought control." (Tells): You tell Mazzion, "//<3."
Main Entrance. With his spectacles resting a bit crookedly on his nose, Mauric stands here. Mauric, an aged monk is a tutor you can learn your skills from, view HELP LEARNING for more information. You see exits leading east, south, west, and down. [HINT]: Mauric, an aged monk has a quest you have yet to undertake!
You greet Mauric, an aged monk with a sincere smile. Mauric, an aged monk says, "Hi! Did you happen to see little annoying creatures made of dust around the library? They really are a pain to keep cleared up, and I would appreciate the help." [*] (say) Yes I can help
You say, "Help." Mauric, an aged monk says, "Please try to get them all. The last thing I want is for the library to actually be...dusty." You have received a quest! Check out QUEST MAURIC_DUSTDEVILS for more information.
--- A few minutes go by ---
You beam broadly at Mauric, an aged monk.
You retain the corpse of a dust devil. Mauric, an aged monk has no need for it.
You greet Mauric, an aged monk with a sincere smile. Mauric, an aged monk says, "Hi! Did you happen to see little annoying creatures made of dust around the library? They really are a pain to keep cleared up, and I would appreciate the help." [*] (say) Yes I can help
You say, "Help." Mauric, an aged monk says, "Oh my! Have you already caught all the little devils?" [HINT]: You already have this quest, check QUEST MAURIC_DUSTDEVILS for more information.
Speak of the devil: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Level: 5 Area: the Grand Library Giver: Mauric, an aged monk
Mauric has asked you to catch the dust devils plaguing the monastery. If you see a dust devil, try and GRAB it.
Objective: Dust devils caught. Progress: 0 / 10
ABANDON QUEST MAURIC_DUSTDEVILS if you wish to abandon this quest.
Personal Completions: 0 Total Completions: 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You are holding: "devil297305" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil297497" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil297749" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil297434" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil272358" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil297447" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil297339" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil231353" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil297409" the corpse of a dust devil. "devil297354" the corpse of a dust devil. You are holding 10 items.
I usual loathe self-quotes but I'm sorta proud of this so I'm putting it here incase someone ruins it IG: Someone planted a statue of Yarel at the Atrium of the Oak in Duiran so I had a bit of fun.
A hulking statue of a consanguine male dwells here.
---turns into---
A hulking statue of a consanguine male dwells here. A small ribbon ornament tops the large statue finishing the festive touches of baubles, diamond dust and fireflies on it. A hulking statue of a consanguine male dwells here. Lei after lei of white moonflowers hang intertwined with the statue, turning it into a contemporary Celesmas decoration.
You assemble a broken animal horn#204600, a broken animal horn#229717, a broken animal horn#230801, and a broken animal horn#285802 into horns. Horns disappears, having become bound to you.
FINALLY! YAY!
You lower your head, ready to ram it into someone's chest at a moment's notice. --> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Oh god I need to kill people with this." [the horns] (Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "Lol." (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Gonna just SPAM IT IN LESSERS." (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Someone let me headbutt them to death I wanna see the deathsight." (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Let's find a lesser."
--- I kill myself to test ---
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "What was the message?" (Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "Moirean has been sliced apart by Moirean." (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Bah boring." (Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "Agreed." (Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Lol, that it??" (Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "That needs to be changed immediately." (Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "^." (Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "'Soandso has fallen to the horny malevolence of Moirean'" (Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "O.o." (Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "I'd phrase it somewhat differently, but sure." (Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "'Soandso has painfully discovered that horns don't go there!'" (Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Horny malevolence......>.>." (Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Nah." (Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "(that'sthejoke.jpg)" (Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Fail." (Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "'Ho crap, soandso got skewered by Moirean's horns!'" (Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "Gosh I need to be paid to write deathsights." (Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "More like the opposite." (Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Lol, don't quit your day job." (Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "Soandso couldn't grab life by moireans horns." (Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "Yeeeees."
Eventually...
Idea #1942 Section: unassigned Support: 0 2014/12/20 23:43:31: can the HEADBUTT with horns get a cool death message? It's just using the generic cutting death message. Ideas: Stubbornly hard-headed, Moirean has rammed Toz to death with her horns.----- Alternative, Spirean-crowd-sourced-ideas: Toz has painfully discovered that Moirean's horns don't go there.//Toz has been gored to death by Moirean's horny butt.//Moirean's horny advances have conquered Toz.//Toz couldn't grab life by Moirean's horns.
So the public boards mentioned a certain poem by Riluo. Us darkies decided that poem needed celebrating...
(Web): You say, "Poetry board is best board." (Web): You say, "We need to bring poetry board back." (Web): Ezalor says, "We should all just flood the poetry board." (Web): Illinian says, "Yesss." (Web): Illinian says, "Everyone write poetry." (Web): Draiman says, "We should each be given a minion to dedicate a poem too." (Web): Illinian says, "As /emo/ as you can make it." (Web): Sollace says, "Yeah, moi told me." (Web): Illinian says, "Like, channel your in 14 year old." (Web): You say, "I'll give Spireans 5 credits if they make a terribad poem." (Web): Xenia says, "Man, what constitutes bad? Does it need to be Emo?" (Web): Sollace says, "Hrm...must write badly....what to start with." (Web): Xenia says, "Ugh, I'm going to need to drink for poetry to happen. I want a Hugo poem." (Web): Illinian says, "Me + Ril + bottle of Jameson = much emo." (Web): Riluo says, "^." (Web): Catty says, "Mmm Jameson is one of my favs." (Web): You say, "(Spinesreach): You say, "I think we need some culture. Menelaus highlighted a truly admirable, deep, lovely poem written by Riluo - I will award 5 credits to every Spirean who writes him a response, channeling the visceral and emotional tones brought up in that poem."" (Web): You say, "^_^." (Web): Sollace says, ":)" (Web): Xenia says, "Ohgod. I'm dying." (Web): Riluo says, "I hate you all lol." (Web): You say, "XD." (Web): Sollace says, "This is going to be difficult." (Web): Illinian says, "I know right." (Web): Illinian says, "How do you top Riluo's poem?" (Web): You say, "Just pretend you are 13 again. Play some evanescence."
We all get very emo...Too much chatter to even attempt to paste...And then:
POETRY NEWS #1771 Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:19 From: Xenia Seirath-Tash'Vetra To : Everyone Subj: Spreading some culture in the world
your scent fills my lungs and I vomit cringing from the poison you injected nto my heart so long ago
before my world knew what a ghoul was you made me one order ghoul calm craving for this surge of pure energy
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POETRY NEWS #1772 Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:26 From: Emperor Ezalor D'baen, the Bloodletter To : Everyone Subj: ghoul
my life is an unending pit of dark upon my wrists lie mark after mark eveerything spirals into this bottomless pit just a puppet stuck in this eternal skit
but there is a lite at the end of th eroad something that helps save my world from cold it comforts me like a soothing balm when i go and order ghoul calm
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POETRY NEWS #1773 Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:37 From: Lim To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir Subj: The Endless Missing Souls of Unrequited Never Love
Once more love is lost, gone and beyond. Dawning twilight from night to day. Darkness beckons from this bottomless pond. Order golem calm these ashes from clay.
Death, a massacre, a bloody mess. Damp and cold, and endless fog. Take my puppy, my pound of flesh. Order hound calm but don't kick my dog.
My fog, my dog. My day, my clay. Order ghoul attack me today.
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POETRY NEWS #1774 Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:41 From: Moirean To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir Subj: I know the feeling
So long ago, I don't remember when (because I'm Spirean and booze) That's when they say I lost my only friend (my special, special friend) Well they said she died easy of a rotting heart disease (like, rotted right into ooze) As I listened through the cemetery trees (hoplite hill, good place for an end)
I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn (great spot to find some a nip) The long broken arm of human law (their fault for electing an Imp!) Now it always seemed such a waste (she rotted right into dust) She always had a pretty face (if you looked past the worms and stuff) So I wondered how she hung around this place (maybe cuz I'd raised her up...)
Heeeeeyyyyy...come on try a little (passive and calm) Nothing is forever (it won't hurt for long) There's got to be something better than (attack, now, attack!) In the middle (...not me, stop, ack!) But me and my ghoul, uh... (relax my special friend) We put it all together (we're nearly at an end) We can drive it home (me and you, my ghoul) With one torchliiiiiight (without you, life's crueeeel)
Yes, one torchliiiiight...
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POETRY NEWS #1775 Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:45 From: Draiman Ilyra To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir Subj: Dead Girls
Have you ever tasted love like this? Cool and smooth And have you ever been accepted unconditionally? Have you ever loved someone Who didn't hurt you Didn't harm you?
There's no pain and there's no pressure No verbal humiliation There's no fear There's no shame There's no pulse, so is it so strange?
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POETRY NEWS #1776 Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:53 From: Ishin Cardinalis To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir Subj: Ghoul's Song
"Ghoul's Song"
I never thought you'd die alone You laughed the loudest who'd have known? I traced my blood along my lips No wonder you didn't say no, you were dead after all I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine I didn't need to think I'm not depressed at all My ghoul, you'll never be gone
[Chorus:] I never asked, always came Mortality never held these better days Days when I never felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try Enorian's raid was over we'd survived I couldn't wait till we got home order ghoul calm To pass the time in my coffin with you
I knew I'd never be dead alone Six months ago, I was all but unknown I left all my things to all my friends Then killed them so they'd never go in my room again I closed it off, boarded it up They tried to talk about when I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall I told them this was all mom's fault
[Chorus:] I never asked, always came Mortality never held these better days Days when I never felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try Enorian's raid was over we'd survived I couldn't wait till we got home order ghoul calm To pass the time in my coffin with you
I never asked, always came Mortality never held these better days Days when I never felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try Enorian's raid was over we'd survived I couldn't wait till we got home order ghoul calm To pass the time in my coffin with you
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POETRY NEWS #1777 Date: 12/21/2014 at 3:00 From: Evening Sky, Teani Tash'Vetra To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir Subj: Lament of the Spirean kind
I wake with a craving So punishingly real My head is just pounding Room spinning like a wheel
I crack an eye open And curse at the light Who decided mornings Had to be so damn bright?
I long for that passion Of yesterday gone When the night and laughter Were cheering me on
When all things made sense As they always should do But that's only the case When it's just me and you
I crawl out of bed And shielding my eyes I search through the room For my precious prize
And lo and behold, It's right within sight! I scramble ahead To make everything right.
It's the main remedy For Spireans en masse To meet up and brawl With a drink in our glass
To quench our thirst We'll go to great length Pray none take away Our Liquid Strength
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POETRY NEWS #1778 Date: 12/21/2014 at 3:39 From: Viceroy Menelaus Moridin To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir Subj: Long Lost Love
Trees have dropped their leaves, Clouds their waters All this burden is killing me
Distance is covering your way, Tears your memory All this beauty is killing me
Oh, do you care, I still feel for you So aware, What should be lost is there
I fear I will never find anyone I know my greatest pain is yet to come Will we find each other in the dark My long lost love
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POETRY NEWS #1779 Date: 12/21/2014 at 4:26 From: Auxiliar Laveau Montrau To : Everyone Subj: Ode to Entities
My dervish friend you twist and wail a life with no end through death you flail order dervish calm but its will will not bend
Oh how I long to forget my sycophant true yet no amnesia will I beget that is a gift from you order sycophant calm lest my heart be filled with regret
Gremlin my dear so jagged and weak It is my fear that you shall never speak order gremlin calm I know your death grows near
Firelord you, so burning and bright What happened to you when you lost your light? Please say it's not true order firelord calm and return to the fight
When I look at you I think I see me But it's all wrong Don't you see Order doppleganger calm You've got your own person to be
I had my soul to give and you ripped it apart The blow ached like a shiv a knife to my heart order soulmaster calm please let me live
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(Web): Xenia says, "This is the most action the poetry board's gotten in a while, I feel."
(Web): Draiman says, "I'm gonna go make tea." (Web): Ezalor says, "RILUO PLS RESPOND." (Web): Illinian says, "Kk." (Web): Ezalor says, "LOOK WHAT WE MADE FOR YOU." (Web): Lim says, "Haha yeah. I feel like a kid that made a turd eager to display it to his dad." (Web): Lim says, "Riluo pls come back." (Web): Ezalor says, "Pls." (Web): Lim says, "It is a beautiful turd." (Web): Xenia says, "Yeah Riluo, we lurve you for the poetry." (Web): You say, "Ri-lu-oooooooo."
(Web): Xenia says, "In my head, everyone who wrote a poem is going to be called ot the headmaster's office and get a stern talking to." (Web): Draiman says, "Yea we're all getting shrubbed." (Web): Ezalor says, "Nah." (Web): Xenia says, "I know, it's making me laugh." (Web): Ezalor says, "Theyll just turn us into ghouls." (Web): Ezalor says, "Then we'll follow riluo around." (Web): Xenia says, "Ahahaha." (Web): Draiman says, "Haha." (Web): Lim says, "Hahahhaah." (Web): Ishin says, "I'm laughing tears." (Web): Draiman says, "Ez." (Web): Lim says, "I wouldn't mind spending a day like that." (Web): Draiman says, "Retitle him." (Web): Draiman says, "To master of ghouls." (Web): Sollace says, "He really is." (Web): Draiman says, "Wait no maybe that's too far." (Web): You say, "We just spent 2 hours making emo poetry at him, but changing his title, THAT is too far?" (Web): Ezalor says, "Riluo where are you." (Web): Riluo says, "I AM (stuff) YOUR MUM AT: Temple of the Kel in The Havens - v35467." (Web): Ezalor says, "I can't he's in haven ." (Web): Xenia says, "He should at least change his trigger to say : I AM HANGING WITH MY GHOUL AT:." (Web): Draiman says, "Lol." (Web): Lim says, "LOL." (Web): Ishin says, "LOL." (Web): You say, "Ahaha." (Web): Ishin says, "I'm laughing so hard." (Web): Ishin says, "It's hard to breathe."
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(The Secretariat): You say, "Oleis is a he."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Wait... Really?"
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Oleis isn't a ladies name?"
(The Secretariat): You say, "Oleis is a gay man."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Well shit."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "... How do you know this?"
(The Secretariat): You say, "Were you hoping for a non-date or something?"
(The Secretariat): You say, "He's posted pix on forums..."
(The Secretariat): You say, "And he's been very open about being gay..."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Oh, I only go the the misquotes fourm."
(The Secretariat): You say, "Is your life now shattered?"
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Kinda. Just my perception of who's on the other side."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Weird. You think you know someone and all of a sudden that lady is a gay man."
(The Secretariat): You say, "Pat pat."
(The Secretariat): Eugenides says, "Though not the first time this has happened to me."
(The Secretariat): You say, "...suddenly dying."
in related news, offering a five credit bounty for Moirean.
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With a high-pitched note, a finch flutters away to the south.
>
You smirk.
>
You say, "At least it can take a hint."
Also, I expect an inverse square to height of silicoid dropped, a relative independence from size of rock after a certain threshold, with a second threshold that eliminates dependence on height.
But to heck with generalizations, I want data!!!
Data
(the Front Line): Chiaki says, "I'm wondering if the bloodline code is an issue, they'll probably make it better and compensate for deceased chars."
(the Front Line): Rivas says, "That happened in the 1.5 seconds between when I did BLOODLINE JAMI and BLOODLINE RIVAS, and my own didn't work."
(the Front Line): You say, "BLOODLINE SHOW RIVAS."
(the Front Line): Rivas says, "Is it possible I forgot the command in the 1.5 seconds?"
(the Front Line): Rivas says, "Yes. Yes it is."
You yell, "On the twelfth day of Celesmas, my Spireans gave to me...."
You see Yllaora yell, "Twelve Sciomancers a-Bloodlochian."
You see Ishin yell, "Elgv *hic* en Syssin aWsshnneaki~~nf!!" (11 Syssin a-sneaking)
You see Malchus yell, "Oen hounddss m-howwwl *hic* ttin *hic* g!" (10 hounds a-howling)
You see Pypo yell, "Nnnniiiinnnneeee crickets a-oozing! ...Yum!"
You see Vess yell, "Eight lycans a-packing!"
You see Eleanor yell, "Seven Spheres presiding~."
You see Timothi, a diminutive orphan boy yell, "Six Spires a-rising."
You see Eugenides yell, "Fiiiive Sen-a-tors!"
You see Volka yell, "Four carnival games!"
You see Menelaus yell, "Three Gr *hic* ecchht ddipl *hic* omat *hic* s!" (3 Grecht diplomats)
You see Xenia yell, "Two Pints if beeer." (2 pints of beer. Xenia admirably embodied this line every verse)
You see Akaryuterra shout, "And a booze-fiilled fxght at tse MmonkeeeeeY!" (and a booze-filled fight at the Monkey!)
You see Ishin yell, "FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA."
You see Xenia yell, "Two PiSts of beer."
You see Akaryuterra yell, "And a booze-filleed fIgmht at the ggonkeieeeb!"
You see Ishin yell, "FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA."
(they all kinda kept going...)
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Happy holidays!
easy to find a kelki with an overwhelming sense of beauty."
(Daru): You say, "Well. I guess if we look at Benedicto as the main example..Tentacles were never
erotic to me, personally.. but -some- people would appreciate them."
(Daru): Amaara says, "Probably some bad people, but they are people none the less!"
(Daru): You say, "..Bahahaha!"
You say to a cloaked figure, "Yes, but you'll have to get permission from their parents."
A cloaked figure says, "I am sure I can pay them off."
A cloaked figure says, "Hey wait they are orphans they do not have parents."
Flashing a smile, you say, "Good luck paying them off."
an exchange between myself and @canasius.
]You give Eugenides a despairing look and heave a sigh before applying your face to your palm.
(Tells): You tell Mazzion, "Hunt you down, eat you alive."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Hit me with your best shot."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "Fire away."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You come on with a "come on"."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You don't fight fair."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "But that's OK, see if I care."
(Tells): You tell Mazzion, "I'll scream. I will. From the top of my lungs."
(Tells): You tell Mazzion, "What's going on?"
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "We don't need to escalate."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You see, war is not the answer."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "For only love can conquer hate."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "You know we've got to find a way."
(Tells): You tell Mazzion, "We don't need no education."
(Tells): Mazzion tells you, "(fuck, you win."
(Tells): You tell Mazzion, "We don't need no thought control."
(Tells): You tell Mazzion, "//<3."
With his spectacles resting a bit crookedly on his nose, Mauric stands here. Mauric, an aged monk is a tutor you can learn your skills from, view HELP LEARNING for more information.
You see exits leading east, south, west, and down.
[HINT]: Mauric, an aged monk has a quest you have yet to undertake!
You greet Mauric, an aged monk with a sincere smile.
Mauric, an aged monk says, "Hi! Did you happen to see little annoying creatures made of dust around the library? They really are a pain to keep cleared up, and I would appreciate the help."
[*] (say) Yes I can help
You say, "Help."
Mauric, an aged monk says, "Please try to get them all. The last thing I want is for the library to actually be...dusty."
You have received a quest! Check out QUEST MAURIC_DUSTDEVILS for more information.
--- A few minutes go by ---
You beam broadly at Mauric, an aged monk.
You retain the corpse of a dust devil. Mauric, an aged monk has no need for it.
You greet Mauric, an aged monk with a sincere smile.
Mauric, an aged monk says, "Hi! Did you happen to see little annoying creatures made of dust around the library? They really are a pain to keep cleared up, and I would appreciate the help."
[*] (say) Yes I can help
You say, "Help."
Mauric, an aged monk says, "Oh my! Have you already caught all the little devils?"
[HINT]: You already have this quest, check QUEST MAURIC_DUSTDEVILS for more information.
Speak of the devil:
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Level: 5
Area: the Grand Library
Giver: Mauric, an aged monk
Mauric has asked you to catch the dust devils plaguing the monastery. If you see a dust devil, try and GRAB it.
Objective:
Dust devils caught. Progress: 0 / 10
ABANDON QUEST MAURIC_DUSTDEVILS if you wish to abandon this quest.
Personal Completions: 0
Total Completions: 1
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You are holding:
"devil297305" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil297497" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil297749" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil297434" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil272358" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil297447" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil297339" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil231353" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil297409" the corpse of a dust devil.
"devil297354" the corpse of a dust devil.
You are holding 10 items.
This quest isn't Carnifex-proof.
Someone planted a statue of Yarel at the Atrium of the Oak in Duiran so I had a bit of fun.
A hulking statue of a consanguine male dwells here.
---turns into---
A hulking statue of a consanguine male dwells here. A small ribbon ornament tops the large statue finishing the festive touches of baubles, diamond dust and fireflies on it.
A hulking statue of a consanguine male dwells here. Lei after lei of white moonflowers hang intertwined with the statue, turning it into a contemporary Celesmas decoration.
Merry Celesmas people.
Politics
a watch guard flings himself at Draiman, tackling him to the ground.
You assemble a broken animal horn#204600, a broken animal horn#229717, a broken animal horn#230801, and a broken animal horn#285802 into horns.
Horns disappears, having become bound to you.
FINALLY! YAY!
You lower your head, ready to ram it into someone's chest at a moment's notice.
--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Oh god I need to kill people with this." [the horns]
(Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "Lol."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Gonna just SPAM IT IN LESSERS."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Someone let me headbutt them to death I wanna see the deathsight."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Let's find a lesser."
--- I kill myself to test ---
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "What was the message?"
(Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "Moirean has been sliced apart by Moirean."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Bah boring."
(Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "Agreed."
(Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Lol, that it??"
(Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "That needs to be changed immediately."
(Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "^."
(Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "'Soandso has fallen to the horny malevolence of Moirean'"
(Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "O.o."
(Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "I'd phrase it somewhat differently, but sure."
(Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "'Soandso has painfully discovered that horns don't go there!'"
(Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Horny malevolence......>.>."
(Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Nah."
(Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "(that'sthejoke.jpg)"
(Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Fail."
(Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "'Ho crap, soandso got skewered by Moirean's horns!'"
(Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "Gosh I need to be paid to write deathsights."
(Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "More like the opposite."
(Spirean Hunters): Sollace says, "Lol, don't quit your day job."
(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "Soandso couldn't grab life by moireans horns."
(Spirean Hunters): Laveau says, "Yeeeees."
Eventually...
Idea #1942 Section: unassigned Support: 0
2014/12/20 23:43:31: can the HEADBUTT with horns get a cool death message? It's just using the generic cutting death message. Ideas: Stubbornly hard-headed, Moirean has rammed Toz to death with her horns.----- Alternative, Spirean-crowd-sourced-ideas: Toz has painfully discovered that Moirean's horns don't go there.//Toz has been gored to death by Moirean's horny butt.//Moirean's horny advances have conquered Toz.//Toz couldn't grab life by Moirean's horns.
The result:
POETRY NEWS #1771
Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:19
From: Xenia Seirath-Tash'Vetra
To : Everyone
Subj: Spreading some culture in the world
your scent fills my lungs
and I vomit
cringing from the poison
you injected nto my heart
so long ago
before my world knew
what a ghoul was
you made me one
order ghoul calm craving for this surge of pure energy
Penned by my hand on the 21st of Khepary, in the year 437 MA.
(Web): You say, "Poetry board is best board."
(Web): You say, "We need to bring poetry board back."
(Web): Ezalor says, "We should all just flood the poetry board."
(Web): Illinian says, "Yesss."
(Web): Illinian says, "Everyone write poetry."
(Web): Draiman says, "We should each be given a minion to dedicate a poem too."
(Web): Illinian says, "As /emo/ as you can make it."
(Web): Sollace says, "Yeah, moi told me."
(Web): Illinian says, "Like, channel your in 14 year old."
(Web): You say, "I'll give Spireans 5 credits if they make a terribad poem."
(Web): Xenia says, "Man, what constitutes bad? Does it need to be Emo?"
(Web): Sollace says, "Hrm...must write badly....what to start with."
(Web): Xenia says, "Ugh, I'm going to need to drink for poetry to happen. I want a Hugo poem."
(Web): Illinian says, "Me + Ril + bottle of Jameson = much emo."
(Web): Riluo says, "^."
(Web): Catty says, "Mmm Jameson is one of my favs."
(Web): You say, "(Spinesreach): You say, "I think we need some culture. Menelaus highlighted a truly admirable, deep, lovely poem written by Riluo - I will award 5 credits to every Spirean who writes him a response, channeling the visceral and emotional tones brought up in that poem.""
(Web): You say, "^_^."
(Web): Sollace says, ":)"
(Web): Xenia says, "Ohgod. I'm dying."
(Web): Riluo says, "I hate you all lol."
(Web): You say, "XD."
(Web): Sollace says, "This is going to be difficult."
(Web): Illinian says, "I know right."
(Web): Illinian says, "How do you top Riluo's poem?"
(Web): You say, "Just pretend you are 13 again. Play some evanescence."
We all get very emo...Too much chatter to even attempt to paste...And then:
POETRY NEWS #1771
Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:19
From: Xenia Seirath-Tash'Vetra
To : Everyone
Subj: Spreading some culture in the world
your scent fills my lungs
and I vomit
cringing from the poison
you injected nto my heart
so long ago
before my world knew
what a ghoul was
you made me one
order ghoul calm craving for this surge of pure energy
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POETRY NEWS #1772
Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:26
From: Emperor Ezalor D'baen, the Bloodletter
To : Everyone
Subj: ghoul
my life is an unending pit of dark
upon my wrists lie mark after mark
eveerything spirals into this bottomless pit
just a puppet stuck in this eternal skit
but there is a lite at the end of th eroad
something that helps save my world from cold
it comforts me like a soothing balm
when i go and order ghoul calm
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POETRY NEWS #1773
Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:37
From: Lim
To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir
Subj: The Endless Missing Souls of Unrequited Never Love
Once more love is lost, gone and beyond.
Dawning twilight from night to day.
Darkness beckons from this bottomless pond.
Order golem calm these ashes from clay.
Death, a massacre, a bloody mess.
Damp and cold, and endless fog.
Take my puppy, my pound of flesh.
Order hound calm but don't kick my dog.
My fog, my dog. My day, my clay.
Order ghoul attack me today.
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POETRY NEWS #1774
Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:41
From: Moirean
To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir
Subj: I know the feeling
So long ago, I don't remember when
(because I'm Spirean and booze)
That's when they say I lost my only friend
(my special, special friend)
Well they said she died easy of a rotting heart disease
(like, rotted right into ooze)
As I listened through the cemetery trees
(hoplite hill, good place for an end)
I seen the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn
(great spot to find some a nip)
The long broken arm of human law
(their fault for electing an Imp!)
Now it always seemed such a waste
(she rotted right into dust)
She always had a pretty face
(if you looked past the worms and stuff)
So I wondered how she hung around this place
(maybe cuz I'd raised her up...)
Heeeeeyyyyy...come on try a little
(passive and calm)
Nothing is forever
(it won't hurt for long)
There's got to be something better than
(attack, now, attack!)
In the middle
(...not me, stop, ack!)
But me and my ghoul, uh...
(relax my special friend)
We put it all together
(we're nearly at an end)
We can drive it home
(me and you, my ghoul)
With one torchliiiiiight
(without you, life's crueeeel)
Yes, one torchliiiiight...
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POETRY NEWS #1775
Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:45
From: Draiman Ilyra
To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir
Subj: Dead Girls
Have you ever tasted love like this?
Cool and smooth
And have you ever been accepted unconditionally?
Have you ever loved someone
Who didn't hurt you
Didn't harm you?
There's no pain and there's no pressure
No verbal humiliation
There's no fear
There's no shame
There's no pulse, so is it so strange?
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POETRY NEWS #1776
Date: 12/21/2014 at 2:53
From: Ishin Cardinalis
To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir
Subj: Ghoul's Song
"Ghoul's Song"
I never thought you'd die alone
You laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I traced my blood along my lips
No wonder you didn't say no, you were dead after all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't need to think
I'm not depressed at all
My ghoul, you'll never be gone
[Chorus:]
I never asked, always came
Mortality never held these better days
Days when I never felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
Enorian's raid was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till we got home
order ghoul calm To pass the time in my coffin with you
I knew I'd never be dead alone
Six months ago, I was all but unknown
I left all my things to all my friends
Then killed them so they'd never go in my room again
I closed it off, boarded it up
They tried to talk about when I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
I told them this was all mom's fault
[Chorus:]
I never asked, always came
Mortality never held these better days
Days when I never felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
Enorian's raid was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till we got home
order ghoul calm To pass the time in my coffin with you
I never asked, always came
Mortality never held these better days
Days when I never felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
Enorian's raid was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till we got home
order ghoul calm To pass the time in my coffin with you
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POETRY NEWS #1777
Date: 12/21/2014 at 3:00
From: Evening Sky, Teani Tash'Vetra
To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir
Subj: Lament of the Spirean kind
I wake with a craving
So punishingly real
My head is just pounding
Room spinning like a wheel
I crack an eye open
And curse at the light
Who decided mornings
Had to be so damn bright?
I long for that passion
Of yesterday gone
When the night and laughter
Were cheering me on
When all things made sense
As they always should do
But that's only the case
When it's just me and you
I crawl out of bed
And shielding my eyes
I search through the room
For my precious prize
And lo and behold,
It's right within sight!
I scramble ahead
To make everything right.
It's the main remedy
For Spireans en masse
To meet up and brawl
With a drink in our glass
To quench our thirst
We'll go to great length
Pray none take away
Our Liquid Strength
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POETRY NEWS #1778
Date: 12/21/2014 at 3:39
From: Viceroy Menelaus Moridin
To : Dominus, Prince Riluo Nebre'seir
Subj: Long Lost Love
Trees have dropped their leaves,
Clouds their waters
All this burden is killing me
Distance is covering your way,
Tears your memory
All this beauty is killing me
Oh, do you care,
I still feel for you
So aware,
What should be lost is there
I fear I will never find anyone
I know my greatest pain is yet to come
Will we find each other in the dark
My long lost love
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POETRY NEWS #1779
Date: 12/21/2014 at 4:26
From: Auxiliar Laveau Montrau
To : Everyone
Subj: Ode to Entities
My dervish friend
you twist and wail
a life with no end
through death you flail
order dervish calm
but its will will not bend
Oh how I long to forget
my sycophant true
yet no amnesia will I beget
that is a gift from you
order sycophant calm
lest my heart be filled with regret
Gremlin my dear
so jagged and weak
It is my fear
that you shall never speak
order gremlin calm
I know your death grows near
Firelord you, so burning and bright
What happened to you
when you lost your light?
Please say it's not true
order firelord calm
and return to the fight
When I look at you
I think I see me
But it's all wrong
Don't you see
Order doppleganger calm
You've got your own person to be
I had my soul to give
and you ripped it apart
The blow ached like a shiv
a knife to my heart
order soulmaster calm
please let me live
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(Web): Xenia says, "This is the most action the poetry board's gotten in a while, I feel."
(Web): Draiman says, "I'm gonna go make tea."
(Web): Ezalor says, "RILUO PLS RESPOND."
(Web): Illinian says, "Kk."
(Web): Ezalor says, "LOOK WHAT WE MADE FOR YOU."
(Web): Lim says, "Haha yeah. I feel like a kid that made a turd eager to display it to his dad."
(Web): Lim says, "Riluo pls come back."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Pls."
(Web): Lim says, "It is a beautiful turd."
(Web): Xenia says, "Yeah Riluo, we lurve you for the poetry."
(Web): You say, "Ri-lu-oooooooo."
(Web): Xenia says, "In my head, everyone who wrote a poem is going to be called ot the headmaster's office and get a stern talking to."
(Web): Draiman says, "Yea we're all getting shrubbed."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Nah."
(Web): Xenia says, "I know, it's making me laugh."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Theyll just turn us into ghouls."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Then we'll follow riluo around."
(Web): Xenia says, "Ahahaha."
(Web): Draiman says, "Haha."
(Web): Lim says, "Hahahhaah."
(Web): Ishin says, "I'm laughing tears."
(Web): Draiman says, "Ez."
(Web): Lim says, "I wouldn't mind spending a day like that."
(Web): Draiman says, "Retitle him."
(Web): Draiman says, "To master of ghouls."
(Web): Sollace says, "He really is."
(Web): Draiman says, "Wait no maybe that's too far."
(Web): You say, "We just spent 2 hours making emo poetry at him, but changing his title, THAT is too far?"
(Web): Ezalor says, "Riluo where are you."
(Web): Riluo says, "I AM (stuff) YOUR MUM AT: Temple of the Kel in The Havens - v35467."
(Web): Ezalor says, "I can't he's in haven ."
(Web): Xenia says, "He should at least change his trigger to say : I AM HANGING WITH MY GHOUL AT:."
(Web): Draiman says, "Lol."
(Web): Lim says, "LOL."
(Web): Ishin says, "LOL."
(Web): You say, "Ahaha."
(Web): Ishin says, "I'm laughing so hard."
(Web): Ishin says, "It's hard to breathe."