Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean

The Inner Gate of Spinesreach. (road) (Spinesreach.)
A carved wooden sign has been nailed to the wall.

You read what is written on a carved wooden sign:
ISHIN IS KIND OF A JERK.

You nod your head at a carved wooden sign sagely.

Xenia peers at a carved wooden sign suspiciously.

Xenia demands, "Who made this?!"

Xenia gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Someone wise."

Xenia ponders the situation.

Xenia says, "I need to be able to make signs."

Asaraii

(Tells): You tell Belrameth, "Excellent. When I was doing what you're doing, I stumbled into a swamp and got stalked by a puppet that looked like me for over a day and wandered into an abandoned village overrun with cats. You appear to be doing better than I was."

(Tells): Belrameth tells you, "That sounds like an exciting event. Were you able to learn much from it?"

(Tells): You tell Belrameth, "I'm even uglier as a puppet, and cats are assholes."

(Tells): Belrameth tells you, "Fascinating. Cats tend to run when I appear. How do you successfully keep them around?"

(Tells): You tell Belrameth, "Have a genuine dislike for them."

This guy is a good sport. Lol.

Toz

Asaraii said:

(Tells): You tell Belrameth, "I'm even uglier as a puppet, and cats are assholes."

...You just summed up one of my character concepts in a sentence.

Moirean

Eugenides says, "What's new, Moi."

You say, "Often, I debate stepping down."

You say, "But who would the city even take."

Eugenides says, "Don't do that to me."

You say, "You unicorns would all just keep voting for me."

Eugenides nods his head emphatically.

Eugenides says, "Yup."

I paste this to plug dj...

Argolis11:36pm
I'd log in just to vote.

Moirean11:37pm
...for me, because you are a dick

Moirean11:37pm
you aren't denying it q_q

Argolis11:37pm
I am what I am.
Points for honesty? >_>

Setne

We'd hack the game code so that even inactive people and non-citizens vote for you whether they want to or not.

Draiman

@Xenia has been bludgeoned to death by a ball of chitinous legs.
Your ally has fallen at Deep within the abyssal canyons.
(23410) Located within (Tiyen Esityi.)

(Tells): You tell Xenia, "Quit."

(Tells): You tell Xenia, "Dying."

Xenia has been bludgeoned to death by a Nazetu corrupter.
Your ally has fallen at Deep within the abyssal canyons.

I know it's not funny when Xenia dies anymore but I thought the timing was pretty nice on this one.

Zsadist

And here I thought I died alot.... but Xenia dies more than I do!!!

Volka

(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "No rubber can contain my sharknado."

Xenia

Draiman said:

@Xenia has been bludgeoned to death by a ball of chitinous legs.
Your ally has fallen at Deep within the abyssal canyons.
(23410) Located within (Tiyen Esityi.)

(Tells): You tell Xenia, "Quit."

(Tells): You tell Xenia, "Dying."

Xenia has been bludgeoned to death by a Nazetu corrupter.
Your ally has fallen at Deep within the abyssal canyons.

I know it's not funny when Xenia dies anymore but I thought the timing was pretty nice on this one.

@Draiman, it's ok I have embraced it. Here's a song (with lyrics adapted) that pretty much explain it all.

[T-Pain - Chorus]
All I Do is die die die no matter what
got money on mind i can never get enough
and everytime I step up in the hunt
my deathsights go up
and they stay there
and they say yeah
and they stay there
Up down, up down
cause all I do is die die die
and if I'm huntin' put deathsight's up..

Jensen

Xenia dies enough for it to be hilarious, dip towards routine, head towards annoying, and then right back to hilarious again. And so the cycle goes and goes

Xenia

Jensen trust me, I would like to claim that I do not die as often as I do-- it is something I constantly strive towards.

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "I wish we could piggy back on other players and ride them into combat."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "It's called buying a system."

Asaraii

@Xenia oh man, that seriously made my night complete

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Oh man, I was going for no hunting deaths for the week...."

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Volka, your enthusiasm is fueling me right now to try and restart the count on no hunting deaths (default for not hunting doesn't count)"
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Do it."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Let me live vicarriously through you."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "*deathsight on*."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Hah! I feel like this should be a bet or something but I don't want to push my luck >_>."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Someone should set up formalized gambling for this."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Toz you read my mind as always."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Set odds, let us take flavor bets against the house."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Bet on which Xoran type she dies to, if she dies twice in an hour, which hour."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Clearly I'm betting for myself to be successful because in my heart of hearts, I know one day I will be."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "^^."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Ok, I am going to Xaanhal right now. There will be no deathsights."
(Guides): Pixel just started the newbie tour.
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Now I've gotta come spice up the action with delph arrows."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Im rooting for you!"
(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "Bet there will."
(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "It'll be a master at arms."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Any takers?"
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Me, I'm betting on myself."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Formal terms?"
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "I think it'll be Krissina."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I don't care, any terms, I'll take them."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "JOKES ON YOU I DON'T ATTACK HER."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "HAHHAAHAHHAHA I don't think that'll matter. Like Moi, breaking the city leader posiion."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Ok, here: everything but krissina the harem girls (cus who kills harem girls?) and that other dude that chills out with them. I'm not attakcing them, everything else is up for grabs."
(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "Murdering the children is fine, but not the harem girls!"
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Uhhh yes."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Well wel ARE evil."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Just not THAT evil."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "The children are a problem to be sorted out. The Harem girls, the provide a -service-."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Xenia likes eye candy while she kills."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "She likes to keep them guessing."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "You know I can't pass through ripparum or whatever that place is called, without flirting with one of the mermaids."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I'll even back track on my path finding to like wink at one or something."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "*flutter*."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Ok I'm starting this hunt now, I will announce when I have slaughtered everything and come out alive."
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Kay. Will that be before or after the deathsight?"
(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "After."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Before."
(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "The fiftieth."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Cus there will be NONE."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "DURING."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "If you get her all chatty she'll die faster."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "She always dies when I start BSing with her on ICS."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "JOKES ON YOU I WONT."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "TOZ."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "She stops paying attention to her hp and starts typing."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Stop giving them hints."
(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "I think you know what to do, Toz."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Like alan Cumming in goldeneye."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Kelliara, this is going to be a bet you lose."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "I'm bringing that here, so you can all participate. It'll be a team effort."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Oh shit."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I'm not in Xaanhal."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I'm in Nazetu."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "I AM INVINCIB- *frozen solid*."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I mean Tiyen."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Crap."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I forgot where to go."
(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Lol she can't even find the place."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "OK HUNTING RESETTING TO THE RIGHT SPOT."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Good thing I noticed before those two cutters got me >_>."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "This may be faster than we thought, kell."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "No, I'm still good, I got this."
(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Even after a night at the bar, I will survive this hunt."


Xenia was unable to stand up to the holy retribution of Aithene.


Nobody had bet on THAT outcome.

Moirean

Courtyard of the Shadow Keep. (Shadow Keep.)
A set of maple stocks stand here. A glowing red flame-shaped sigil has been left here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A murky darkness has settled in here.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, south (open pine door), southwest (open pine door), and west.

You have added a new room to the down.

A cleared plot of land.
A solid, round kola nut lies here. Someone has left a prickly pear here. A small, ripe sileris berry lolls about. Some irid moss has been left here. The twisted remains of Teani lie here. A murky darkness has settled in here.
You see a single exit leading up.

(Carnifex): You say, "I built us a new wing, below the courtyard, for a dungeon."

(Carnifex): You say, "...it came with a corpse already in it."

(Carnifex): You say, "Clearly this construction is auspicious."

(Carnifex): Argolis says, "Very much so."

Your features set in a demonic grin of pure malevolence, you cry a gleeful prayer to the forces of darkness and plunge your hand deep into Teani's chest. You grip the still-warm and faintly beating heart that lies within, and wrench it free from its nest of arteries and veins. Your arm bathed and dripping with the lifeblood of your victim, you hold aloft the wretched organ as a testament to the power of pure evil.

You shift your eyes from side to side suspiciously.

Moirean

(Research): Kelliara says, "Web."

You have invited Kelliara to join a web.

You are not the member of any web.

(Tells|Ezalor): You tell Ezalor, "Web."

Ezalor has invited you to join a web. WEB ACCEPT to accept the invitation.

You have joined Ezalor's web.

(Web): Kelliara has joined your web.

(Web): You say, "Ninja."

Trager

(Oasis): Sollace says, "Omg I just butt dialed bf's mom >.>."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "@Ishin has a mom?"

(Oasis): You say, "^."

(Oasis): Sollace says, "Duh."

(Oasis): You say, "/boggled."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "^."

(Oasis): You say, "I thought he was like."

(Oasis): You say, "Spit out of hell."

(Oasis): Sollace says, "Lol, shut up you towo."

(Oasis): Sollace says, "Two*."

(Oasis): You say, "All ornery and full-grown."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "I thought he was genetically engineered."

(Oasis): Sollace says, "Lmao."

(Oasis): You say, "Idk Z."

(Oasis): You say, "Not sure human kind can make that kind of venomous fuckery."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "Maybe if they were mad scientists."

(Oasis): Sollace says, "Heyyy. :P bf is the most awesome ass ever :P."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "Hell bent on creating a demon."

(Oasis): You say, "Nazi's."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "^."

(Oasis): You say, "Nazi's made him."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "Ishin's a nazi baby."

(Oasis): Sollace says, ">.<."

(Oasis): You say, "^."

Serrice

Voice lilting on feathery wafts of air, Ixmi tells you, "/Sleeves are the enemy."

Toz

Trager said:

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "@Ishin has a mom?"

Marines aren't born, they're deployed.

Teani

Moirean said:

Courtyard of the Shadow Keep. (Shadow Keep.)
A set of maple stocks stand here. A glowing red flame-shaped sigil has been left here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A murky darkness has settled in here.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, south (open pine door), southwest (open pine door), and west.

You have added a new room to the down.

A cleared plot of land.
A solid, round kola nut lies here. Someone has left a prickly pear here. A small, ripe sileris berry lolls about. Some irid moss has been left here. The twisted remains of Teani lie here. A murky darkness has settled in here.
You see a single exit leading up.

(Carnifex): You say, "I built us a new wing, below the courtyard, for a dungeon."

(Carnifex): You say, "...it came with a corpse already in it."

(Carnifex): You say, "Clearly this construction is auspicious."

(Carnifex): Argolis says, "Very much so."

Your features set in a demonic grin of pure malevolence, you cry a gleeful prayer to the forces of darkness and plunge your hand deep into Teani's chest. You grip the still-warm and faintly beating heart that lies within, and wrench it free from its nest of arteries and veins. Your arm bathed and dripping with the lifeblood of your victim, you hold aloft the wretched organ as a testament to the power of pure evil.

You shift your eyes from side to side suspiciously.

It's been ages since I was last in the Keep. Apparently my character's corpse comes well-preserved, just like myself!

Moirean

No it wasn't from a previous visit. I built a brand new dungeon.  .and there you were. O.o

Teani

We have a saying for this in Sweden. "There's a dog buried here." which basically means "There's something fishy going on, I can feel it." Feels kind of appropriate, under the circumstances.

Jensen

Fun fact! If you ever kill someone, dig the hole 2x as deep, fill in to normal bury depth and then bury a dead dog! It confuses police dogs and looks like a false positive!

Arbre

There is nothing good or happy about that posting.

Jensen

clearly you never found this
on the internet. Makes me laugh that it brings sense to a weird swedish saying. I also have dark humor

Damonicus

Third floor landing in the Alcazar.
Scanning the surroundings with a cool expression, a domineering Carnifex knight stands on
watch here. Resting on the ground is a cube-shaped silver sigil. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Examining the surroundings with a perpetual
sneer, a callous Praenomen vampire slouches here. A member of the royal guard of the
Dominion stands watch at the top of the stairwell, arms crossed.
You see exits leading west, northwest (open stone door), and down.
H:5826 M:4446 E:24898 W:19380 B:100% Night 0 [sdb eb lr]ih
You can see the following 5 objects:
"carnifex166358" a domineering Carnifex knight. [P][G]
"sigil175815" a cube sigil. [P][G]
"monolith sigil185619" a monolith sigil.
"vampire213429" a callous Praenomen guard. [P][G]
"vampire281802" an enforcer of the Dominion. [P][G]
H:5826 M:4446 E:24898 W:19380 B:100% Night 0 [sdb eb lr]get 281802
You pick up an enforcer of the Dominion.

You are wielding:
Left hand : Nothing.
Right hand: Nothing.
You are holding:
a research token, a kalsu rune-carved wooden
cane, a conductive, quartz-hearted dagger, 5 scroll racks, a sulphurite gland slice, 4
enforcers of the Dominion, an elegant Consanguine woman, a dark-haired Consanguine
gentleman.
Categories:
You have 14 items in the Artifacts category.
You have 5 items in the Curatives category.

Talk about an easy way to move guards.

Ashmer

Teani

How to pick up ladies - Aetolian style

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Guys I hit 30k messages."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "I maybe have a problem."

You just received message #30001 from Canasius.

Message #30001 Sent By: Canasius Received On: 2/11/2015/7:30
"30,001 now."