Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Rashar

For Crafters: More joy! New references - Bread: Tortilla. Pie: Empanada. Soup: Broth. New Jewelcraft Pattern: Utensil. New Gems (available in Delve): yellow smithsonite, nuummite, larimar.

Someone please take this Taco Bell menu and give me my immersion back!

Jensen

I love empanadas

Teani

(Oasis): Draiman says, "Your lust for blood sends you into a wild frenzy!"

(Oasis): Draiman says, "Wut."

(Oasis): Zsadist says, "0% blood."

(Oasis): Lim says, "Kill yourself in training ground."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "That's still bugged?"

(Oasis): Lim says, "Blood lust."

(Oasis): You say, "You need to bite something."

(Oasis): You say, "Hard."

(Oasis): Lim says, "I can give you something hard to bite on."

(Oasis): Lim says, "Giggity."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Omai."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "/turns gopro on for Teani."

(Oasis): You say, "Got some cheetos here, is that equivalent?"

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Lolol."


Oasis, always so much fun. you people!

Draiman

@Satomi asked me to come hit her with a bunch of affs.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Let's go to the sparring room here."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "So I don't accidentally keel u."

You close the door to the south.

During all the testing:

An Ironmaw sentry opens the door to the south.
Her gaze lingering on you with a cool, assessing stare, an Ironmaw sentry strides out to the south.

Later:

Satomi rushes away with a startling cry.

You have slain Satomi.
Experience Gained: 33000 (Player Kill) [total: 2290468]
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.

I felt like such a jerk after, stupid guards

Jensen

I'm going to have to promote that Sentry

Satomi

In my defense, mudlet crashed on me >.<

Sakyl

This chamber is shrouded with an almost tangible darkness so thick that it is almost
impossible to see beyond arm's length. Murky puddles, slightly less dark then the
surrounding area, are the only indication that there are other objects within the
chamber. An almost blinding light keeps this location well illuminated.

....WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THIS DESCRIPTION?!?!?!?

Erzsebet

THIS ROOM IS UBER DARK. ALSO MORE DARK. SHADOWS.

Luminary: LET THERE BE LIGHT.

Sakyl

(Tells): @Catty tells you, "A golem is your best friend right now!"

that...that's just mean, Catty...>.>...I know that in context I get what you're referring to...but still... out of context, or in the context of a sleepy brain trying to wake up...that just sounds mean. lol.

Moirean

(Market): You say, "Looking for someone to mash organs together and make me drugs."

(Tells|Rashar): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "(( I'm not terrible at smashing certain organs together. *hip wiggle* ))"

(Tells|Rashar): You tell Rashar, "((oh god stop I'm already nauseous."

(Tells|Rashar): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "(( ))"

(Tells|Rashar): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "(( I'm not THAT BAD. *slumps* ))"

(Tells|Rashar): You tell Rashar, "((I'll ask Trager for his opinion."

(Tells|Rashar): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "(( Oh hayl no you did not. ))"

Moirean

(Tells|Rashar): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "(( Bahah. I already told you guys, man. If I were going to be gay I wouldn't half-ass it. I'd want me a big ol' manly mother fucker with a rebel flag bandanna and a t-shirt cut into a v-neck with his chest fro just -poppin-. Cut off jean shorts. Thighs to squat a pickup truck with. Fuck that babyface shit, Trager ain't got what it takes. Ah. Assuming I was going to be a gay person, that is. ))"

(Tells|Rashar): You tell Rashar, "((assuming, suuuuure."

(Tells|Rashar): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "(( ))"

Moirean

Forum filter now has Rashar's ideal man appearing as...

Rashar

Oh god I'm dying.

Moirean

You sense that Auresae has entered the Iernian Fracture.

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "[FRACTURE]: Auresae (homeless loner) Kill it? Maybe?"

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "..."

Moirean

(Research): Aniko says, "Why is canasius naked."

Teani

Moirean said:

Forum filter now has Rashar's ideal man appearing as...

Forgot the chest hair poppin' on that one, Moi!

Moirean

You use Wield.
You start to wield a metal pie plate in your left hand.

You use Wield.
You start to wield a metal cookie sheet in your right hand.

Erant slowly starts to back away from the conversation, making no sudden movements.

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Kid knows what's what.

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "...jesus."

(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "?"

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "This is likely the most icky thing ever. It's awesome but it's so icky."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Great spikes of pain tear through your neck and spasm through your shoulders as your stomach begins to heave convulsively - and fruitlessly. Something is distending your gullet, fitfully and jerkily clawing its way out of your esophagus!"

(Spirean Hunters): Ishin says, "Sounds like you're having a baby through your mouth, not your cooter."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "EeeeeeeeWWWWWWwwww!!"

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "The struggle is mercifully brief, and in a welter of blood and bile, something smooth, white and writhing slithers from your mouth and falls to the ground, splattering and quivering in a pool of fluid before expiring."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Something like that, apparently."

(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "Congratulations, it's a maggot!"

(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "Pardon, larvae."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "It's a -cymothian-."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Whateve that is."

(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "Sounds fascinating."

(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "That baby don't look like me."

(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "Next, on Maury: Paternity test reveals, Hugo, you are NOT the father."

(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "#goescrazylikeeveryguyonmauryever."

(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "Pretty gnarly. WE SHOULD STUDY IT."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "We should."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Let volka finish with her mental break down from vomiting up a FOOT AND A HALF long lobster-worm first tho."

(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "So your the next insect queen."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Shaddup."

(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "Well, for a real in depth study, it would require about a month IG. Akary isn't in the appropriate skin. Of course, I suppose there's dissection as an alternative."

(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "So swallowing doesn't prevent babies."

(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "That's a charming takeaway from this. Silver lining, eh?"

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "....you know, there was a girl in my sex ed class that was told that if she swallowed she'd get pregnant."

(Spirean Hunters): Hugo says, "Volka just had a mouth baby."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "The biggest thing i learned from sex ed is if you get it in your eye you can get aids."

(Spirean Hunters): Erant says, "...This clan is odd sometimes."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, ">_>."

(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "The heck did I log into?"

(Spirean Hunters): Erant says, "^."

(Spirean Hunters): Teani says, "Welcome to Shunt, ladies and gentlemen."

Moirean

(Tells|Auresae): The Divine voice of Auresae echoes in your head, "Thank you for the drinks, though I am not much of a drinker. I imagine that one of Mine will enjoy them however."

(Tells|Auresae): You tell Auresae, "I peed in them."

(Tells|Auresae): You tell Auresae, "Give them to Daskalos."

(Tells|Auresae): The Divine voice of Auresae echoes in your head, "Do mind the flames next time, they seem forgiving of yo....with pleasure dearest."

(Tells|Auresae): The Divine voice of Auresae echoes in your head, "That wretch once attempted to ban Me from the beacon."

(Tells|Auresae): You tell Auresae, "Haha! I actually can believe that. Did he enemy You?"

(Tells|Auresae): The Divine voice of Auresae echoes in your head, "Actually, yes."

(Tells|Auresae): You tell Auresae, "Sounds like he made a....hot-headed move."

(Tells|Auresae): The Divine voice of Auresae echoes in your head, "Dare I leave a note for him, from Lady Auresae and the Chairwoman he may depart perm...this is what I get for humouring Imps."

(Tells|Auresae): You tell Auresae, "It's just a little bit of humor."

Setne

You possess the following abilities in Tekura:
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Hand Techniques:
Jab A straight-forward punch.

I read Jab wrong at first...

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "LOL."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "This astringent rag aarbs made takes a potato."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Lol."
(Spirean Hunters): Ishin says, "Say what."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "It takes a potato."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "For the vodka."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "That's awesome."

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "It's starting to seem like those wasps turned you into a badass Volka. Obviously we need to cram some more into you!"

(Spirean Hunters): Eleanor says, "I saw a porno like that once."

(Spirean Hunters): Eleanor says, "It was japanese."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "...oh god."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Doesnotwant."

(Spirean Hunters): Kelliara says, "...that...went in an entirely different direction than I planned ."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "..."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "No kiddin."

Moirean

<<Carnifex>>: Hugo says, "Hey commander."

<<Carnifex>>: You say, "What's up?"

<<Carnifex>>: Huyana says, "Not you, shorty."

#rodneydangerfield

Erzsebet

You claim these people as allies:
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Fakeniuri, the Lost


Fakeniuri, the Lost
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She was born before time was counted.
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...wat

Razmael

When we kill a God, we tend to just rename their shell to something else rather than outright delete it, so that we don't lose all the records attached to the shell.

Erzsebet

Ah. Makes sense. Considered that. Tried to honours fakearion and so on. Different names, I guess. ^.^ I only happened on that one 'cause I had Niuri allied for...I don't remember why. Think it was a newbie Kira move. And then when I realized it wasn't at all necessary, I thought it'd make a weird statement to unally a God.

Obyn

This is pure speculation, but Arion may simply have been namechanged to Damariel.

Volka

Doyen Kelliara Vetra says, in a feral tongue, "Perhaps we should put you in a dress and send you back to Delve."

Draiman

Testing things with Raeche, she stole all my shit with generosity:

Raeche gives a simple white bandage to you.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18311 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
Raeche gives a black voidstaff to you.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18343 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
Raeche gives a soft gray bandage with gray embroidery to you.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18343 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
Raeche gives a delicate silver goblet to you.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18407 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
Raeche gives a delicate silver goblet to you.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18407 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
Raeche gives a black silk dress to you.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18439 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
"Oooo!" a cloaked figure enthuses.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18503 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
(Tells): Raeche tells you, "\\ oh actually that dress is mine."
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18535 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100'thief
You say, "Thief."
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18535 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
(Tells): Raeche tells you, "\\ give it back."
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18567 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100give dress to raeche
You give a black silk dress to Raeche.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18567 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
Raeche puts on a black silk dress.
H:4953 M:5800 E:22230 W:18599 B:100% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
(Tells): Raeche tells you, "\\ I was wondering why you had a dress."

>.>

Sarita

I kind of wondering why she didn't have it on.