Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Toz

(Web): Zhatu says, "I sweater god."

He tried, bless him.

Toz

Somewhere in the darkness the clucking of chickens can be heard, it stirs still amongst the sounds
of the bustling within the basilica and the occasional whistle of steam. It is not a matter of if,
but when.

Kerryn

Isto draws a circle in the air with a diligent little girl, and a fiery outline appears.

Volka

(Spirean Hunters): Trikal says, "Mumu is a manatee!"

Asaraii

Darmen moves, shifting and lifting his head as he crawls forward almost into your lap. "I have
nothing," he murmurs, lifting his eyes, so green but lined in silver and staring right at you.
"Nothing to offer but myself. Take it?"

Darmen gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a stack of 5 testis slices, declares his
eternal love for you, and asks you to join him in the Rites of Unity. Type AGREE if you agree to
this.

You joyfully accept Darmen's proposal of Unity, and his gift of a stack of 5 testis slices.





Grabbing life by the balls.

Rashar

I swear it was the gin.

Asaraii

It was the gin that made Asaraii accept, yes.

Rashar

Sarita

5 slices would technically only be one ball. There are ten slices per corpses since it's a double organ.

Mariena

Shhh Sarita. We don't talk about THE ACCIDENT.

Asaraii

@Mariena Dying so gud rofl

Ezalor

(Newbie): Hterd says, "Guys I need help I have a question."

(Newbie): Trikal says, "What's up?"

(Newbie): Tenshyo says, "What do you need?"

(Newbie): Rajazel says, "This is the place for that. Fire away."

(Newbie): Hterd says, "How do I get to Tekal?"

An agonized scream startles all into a brief hushed silence as Dreth finally transcends the mortal body, assuming the hollow form of a
Tekal.
(Newbie): Dreth says, "Like this."

Draiman

From my pov:

(Newbie): Hterd says, "How do I get to Tekal?"
H:5348 M:4420 E:27350 W:20397 B:100% S:100% LC:0 XP:99% [csdb eb]newbie like this
(Newbie): You say, "Like this."
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Congratulations! You have completed the We all need help sometimes task!
You have reached the illustrious level of 99.
As the last bit of experience washes over your psyche, you are seized with a panic, suddenly unable
to mentally contain the swell of power that comprises the sum total of your long journey to this
point. Struggling to maintain control over the burgeoning tide of experience, you feel your body
begin to tense and swell as if a larger physical container were the answer. Using your very body as
a receptacle, you consciously channel the explosion of mental potence into your physical form.
Almost immediately, the changes occur. Your skin tightens and stretches, taking on a grey sheen. You
cannot help but scream in agony as your bones elongate and thicken, forcing muscle and tissue to
adapt. As your body grows, you sense a void grow deep inside, a hollowness caused by and part of
your sudden transformation. The gnawing emptiness has changed you profoundly, and you quickly
recognize that only Divine essence might have any hope of filling it and making you whole once again.
Without understanding how you know, you are aware that you are now Tekal, a hollow one.
An agonized scream startles all into a brief hushed silence as Dreth finally transcends the mortal
body, assuming the hollow form of a Tekal.
Experience Gained: 2310 (Special) [total: 1939]
You have gained 1000 experience!
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Oleis

As much as I rolled my eyes a little, I can't deny that that was stylish.

Sarita

Am I the only one who thought of I, Robot when I saw this?

A shiver runs through Creation, rapidly swelling into a thunderous, echoing tone that heralds the rebirth of the Idreth, Dreth.

Draiman

That one was not intended until I actually got 100. Wish I could say it was all planned. >.>

Draiman

(Oasis): Rashar says, "I'm so stoked."
H:5223 M:6016 E:25080 W:30900 B:100% Morning [csdb eb] Soul: 100
(Oasis): Rashar says, "And because I am."
H:5223 M:6016 E:25080 W:30900 B:100% Morning [csdb eb] Soul: 100
(Oasis): Rashar says, "I givge you."
H:5223 M:6016 E:25080 W:30900 B:100% Morning [csdb eb] Soul: 100
Rashar has had his soul torn from his body by Rashar.
H:5223 M:6016 E:25080 W:30900 B:100% Morning [csdb eb] Soul: 100clt that's going in quotes
(Oasis): You say, "That's going in quotes."
H:5223 M:6016 E:25080 W:30900 B:100% Morning [csdb eb] S

Aniko

Malok has been burnt to a crisp by the mind of Serrice.
H:6298(109%) M:4467(96%) W:100% E:100% [csdb eb]

-Some random chatter and other deaths

(Tells): Serrice tells you, "/ I GOT A RADIANCE KILL."
H:6298(109%) M:4467(96%) W:100% E:100% [csdb eb]
Zenobia has been sliced apart by a rabid hound.
H:6298(109%) M:4467(96%) W:100% E:100% [csdb eb]
serrice (i see that, did he not notice or something?)
(Tells): You tell Serrice, "(i see that, did he not notice or something?)"
H:6298(109%) M:4467(96%) W:100% E:100% [csdb eb]
(Tells): Serrice tells you, "/ He noticed, but did nothing about it until too late."

-more random chatter

H:6298(109%) M:4417(95%) W:100% E:100% [csdb eb]
(Tells): Serrice tells you, "/ ohoho, I'm still chuckling about that."

H:6298(109%) M:4417(95%) W:100% E:100% [csdb eb]
Serrice has been burnt to a crisp by the mind of Draiman.

H:6298(109%) M:4417(95%) W:100% E:100% [csdb eb]
msg serrice ask me why I am laughing now.
You sent the following message to Serrice:
Ask me why I am laughing now.

Serrice

FOR SCIENCE!

Jensen

Dask used to do that so I made a triggered prism. Months later I let someone radiance me and I prismed right in, totes forgot about it.

Draiman

For the record:

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Your classes
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Indorani
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Necromancy Tarot Domination
Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100%

Syssin
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Venom Subterfuge Hypnosis
Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100%

Praenomen
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Corpus Mentis Sanguis
Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100%

Shapeshifter
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Shapeshifting Ferality Vocalizing
Inept 0% Inept 0% Gifted 76%

Carnifex
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Savagery Deathlore Warhounds
Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100%

Sciomancer (Active)
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Sciomancy Crystalism Enchantment
Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100% Transcendent 100%

You have 5 classes of a maximum 5.

I'm pmuch a god.

Edit: If you ignore the fact that it was set up, at least.

Draiman

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Borscin says, "I haven't bred for like 2 years."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Borscin says, "Oh you guys mean hounds nvm."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Aarbrok says, "Borscin wants to breed something athletic, amirite."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Borscin says, "Urite."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Uhh what other traits, borscin?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Borscin says, "Always wanted to try toothless."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Borscin says, "I mean. What?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Hahahahaha."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Aarbrok says, "Shut up..."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Aarbrok says, "I cant."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Aarbrok says, "I literally cant."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Alathesia says, "Wow."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "I don't understand what you guys mean."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Oh god."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "I'm fking dying over here."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Or are taling about. Toothless is a bad trait though."

Xenia

X_X

This is what I get for not reading

Ezalor

An ethereal firelord spews fire westward.

You have slain Rashar.

Rashar has been flame-grilled.
You divine the location of this death as Valley road approaching the city in Enorian.
Experience Gained: 41250 (Player Kill) [total: 12044294]
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.

..............?

Where am I?

The Portals of Bloodloch. (portals of Bloodloch.)


................????

What class am I?

| You are of the Rituos Praenomen class. |

Well then.....

You order a crone, a firelord, a humbug, and a slime to kill Draiman.
They obey your command.

The crone withers Draiman's left leg into uselessness.

Flames spew from a firelord, engulfing Draiman and consuming his flesh.

Mana Lost: 33
Draiman's mana stands at 4042/4042.
H:7084(100%) M:4800(99%) B:42920(91%) [csdb eb]
You use Corpus Frenzy on Draiman.
Balance Used: 3.15 seconds
You use Mentis Dwhisper on Draiman.
You lock your gaze to Draiman's for the briefest moment and sharply whisper a word of command, driving the imperative into his mind with the force of your supernatural will.
You use Mentis Temptation on Draiman.
You impart temptation into the mind of Draiman.
You use Mentis Seduction on Draiman.
You impart seduction into the mind of Draiman.
Equilibrium Used: 3.22 seconds

Behold, the Indonomen!

Rivas

Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached a moment that I've literally been waiting for for -weeks-:

cotells full
Most recent tells:
1 . Kendri: "Hello Lycia."
2 . Lycia: "Greetings."
3 . Rashar: "That's a parfait."
4 . Rashar: "You didn't want to go in there anyway."
5 . Tenshyo: "Doing well Peifru?"
6 . Peifru: "I'm fine, thanks for asking."
7 . Aryanne: "Lovely evening!"
8 . Rashar: "How're you doing, Peifru?"
9 . Aryanne: "Splendid Afternoon, lovely folk!"
10. Rashar: "Also I don't drive drunk so."
11. Rashar: "No. I mean maybe? i have usaa insurance."
12. Rashar: "Morrowind rather."
13. Rashar: "Ffs. Morrowind."
14. Rashar: "I'm basically old as fuck."
15. Rashar: "Fell-er."
16. Rashar: "It really is when you pk."
17. Rashar: "So he just arti bashes mostly."
18. Rashar: "Yeah."
19. Rashar: "Oh I put pictures on the wall."
20. Rashar: "Dude what's the recipe for dash board chicken teriyaki leftovers."


We've officially reached the point where COTELLS is more than halfway composed of @Rashar mischans.

Rashar

I'm having a rough night.

Draiman

In response to the Indonomen:

(Oasis): Rashar says, "I am sitting in my truck right now, listening to music and mudding on my
phone, which is charging. In the dark, while heating my dinner up on the fucking dash board heater.
Because my power is out for no reason that the fucking lady at the goddammit fucking place can
answer. And I just died to a fucking fire. Who the fuck does that? How, you ask? WELL LET ME TELL
YOU. I SURE AS FUCK DONT KNOW, BUT I'M ABOUT TO THROW A FULL BLOWN TEMPER TANTRUM."

Zsadist

Ezalor said:

An ethereal firelord spews fire westward.

You have slain Rashar.

Rashar has been flame-grilled.
You divine the location of this death as Valley road approaching the city in Enorian.
Experience Gained: 41250 (Player Kill) [total: 12044294]
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.

..............?

Where am I?

The Portals of Bloodloch. (portals of Bloodloch.)


................????

What class am I?

| You are of the Rituos Praenomen class. |

Well then.....

You order a crone, a firelord, a humbug, and a slime to kill Draiman.
They obey your command.

The crone withers Draiman's left leg into uselessness.

Flames spew from a firelord, engulfing Draiman and consuming his flesh.

Mana Lost: 33
Draiman's mana stands at 4042/4042.
H:7084(100%) M:4800(99%) B:42920(91%) [csdb eb]
You use Corpus Frenzy on Draiman.
Balance Used: 3.15 seconds
You use Mentis Dwhisper on Draiman.
You lock your gaze to Draiman's for the briefest moment and sharply whisper a word of command, driving the imperative into his mind with the force of your supernatural will.
You use Mentis Temptation on Draiman.
You impart temptation into the mind of Draiman.
You use Mentis Seduction on Draiman.
You impart seduction into the mind of Draiman.
Equilibrium Used: 3.22 seconds

Behold, the Indonomen!

I want this. Can I has it too??

Draiman

(Web): You say, "Trikal get out of my portals dude."

(Web): You say, "ACTUALLY."

(Web): You say, "STAY."

(Web): Trikal says, "Why would you want me gone?"

(Tells): You tell Trikal, "/hypnotise Asaraii to dance, giggle, and skip."

Trikal snaps his fingers in front of Asaraii.

Asaraii appears confused for a moment.
Asaraii sweeps and twirls about the place, dancing joyfully.

Asaraii appears confused for a moment.
Asaraii giggles happily.

(Web): You say, "Trikal is honorary BL citizen."

Asaraii says to Trikal, "You son of a bitch."

Asaraii appears confused for a moment.
Asaraii skips along her merry way.

Asaraii gives a pained sigh.

Glaring menacingly, Asaraii vows that you will rue the day you ever met her.


You say to Trikal, "Good, good."

(Web): Ezalor says, "Wtf is a Legatus."

Cariv uses Savagery BruteForce.
Cariv's muscles bulge with deadly strength as he tightens his grip upon his hammer.

"Heh heh heh," Trikal chuckles.

Cariv uses Savagery Swat on Trikal.
Cariv swings a blackened warhammer around and slams it painfully into Trikal's side. The force of
the blow sends him cartwheeling through the air towards the east.
Losing his balance, Trikal falls from his steed to the hard ground.
A ghostly apparition vanishes from sight to the east.

(Web): Trikal says, "Oi!"

(Web): You say, "Hahaha."

2015/04/23 02:18:00 - Credits: -5. Transfer to Cariv. Reason: Getting rid of a pest.

Zsadist

A small, well-lit cave (50584) - the Sect of Blades arena (Unmapped)
A small forest of sharpened crystals protrudes from the ground. A black, murky mist has settled here.
Trikal is here, hidden. He wields a jewel-encrusted buckler in his left hand and a viciously curved
steel dirk in his right. Draiman is here. He is riding on a midnight black stallion. He wields a
reinforced tower shield in his left hand and a black voidstaff in his right.
You see exits leading east, southeast, and south.

[7431(100%)|6302(100%)|0|100%|94%|56%|23.1308%|S:100%] [HMcsdb eb]
[7431(100%)|6302(100%)|0|100%|94%|56%|23.1308%|S:100%] [HMcsdb eb]who here

You see the following people here:
A figure wrapped in darkness, Trikal, Draiman


Epic 3 way fight!