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[10:25:38 PM] Brokes: so my craft gnome, if I have him on follow
[10:25:48 PM] Brokes: he attacks when I order my entities
[10:26:00 PM] Brokes: and chops people with his little gnome hand
[10:26:18 PM] Brokes: and if you yell at him
[10:26:18 PM] Akaryuterra: ahahaha
[10:26:26 PM] Brokes: he will scream really loud and headbutt you
[10:26:30 PM] Akaryuterra: XD
[10:27:48 PM] Masterwork: wow what
[10:27:52 PM] Masterwork: haaaahaha I wonder if that's intended
[10:28:09 PM] Akaryuterra: your gnome is a krogan at heart
[10:28:18 PM] Brokes: well he wouldn't stop attacking me so I newbie kicked it and killed it
[10:28:24 PM] Brokes: now he doesn't exist as an artifact
[10:28:27 PM] Brokes: issue me So my artifact gnome died, after going a bit postal and yelling at me for scolding it IC....and now he doesnt exist...mind you I did newbie kick him but yeah, did I just murder a 200 cr artifact?
[10:28:47 PM] Akaryuterra: ...
[10:29:05 PM] Akaryuterra: I shouldn't find this as funny as I do, perhaps, but I did just crack up a bit
[10:29:10 PM] Brokes: I held a ceremony for him and buried him
[10:29:11 PM] Brokes: lemme see
[10:29:23 PM] Brokes: yeah he doesn't exist anymore
[10:29:55 PM] Masterwork: what the unicornsin' what
[10:30:04 PM] Masterwork: aaahahaha
[10:30:04 PM] Masterwork: that
[10:30:10 PM] Masterwork: kinda belongs in Q&MQ
[10:30:12 PM] Masterwork: or maybe Owned
...and that is the story on how I killed my craft gnome -sigh-
(The Fellership): @Didi says, "Helping the locals nice."
(The Fellership): You say, "Roooofl Didi."
(The Fellership): Rashar says, "I just died."
(The Fellership): Didi says, "I have revive."
--- Area 88: Bloodloch ---- v9330 ---
Jeromy rushes away with a startling cry.
You have slain Jeromy.
A frantic, agonized scream reaches you as Jeromy is tortured to death by Ashmer.
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.
You glance towards the up.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooops.
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
Date: 8/24/2015 at 2:44
From: Keroc
To : Everyone
Subj: The vibrating stick
That subject line.... and I thought this game was PG 13. lol
20:14:35 (Troublemakers Anonymous): Catty says, "Going back to music."
20:14:36 (Troublemakers Anonymous): You say, "Lol."
20:14:37 (Troublemakers Anonymous): @Akirash says, "I don't know what that means."
20:14:46 (Troublemakers Anonymous): Akirash says, "So much hate?"
20:14:48 (Troublemakers Anonymous): Akirash says, "Shaking my head?"
20:14:50 (Troublemakers Anonymous): You say, "Yeah."
20:14:50 (Troublemakers Anonymous): @Coribhell says, "It's all done with love not hate
20:14:51 (Troublemakers Anonymous): Akirash says, "Shooting my hooters?"
20:14:56 (Troublemakers Anonymous): Akirash says, "Stabbing my homies?"
20:14:57 (Troublemakers Anonymous): Akirash says, "Oh, k."
Stabbing my homies.... YES!!
(Research): @Cariv says, "And then they went on Jerry Springer, and Dhar was all, "THAT AINT MY BABEH NO WAY NO HOW" and Jerry was like "WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU! PATERNITY TESTTTTTT!!!!!" and Dhar was like "OH NO YOU DI'NT!!!""
(Research): Cariv says, "And that's the story of how vampires were born boys and girls. TRUE FACTS."
@Iselle looks a bit dizzy at the prospect. "Yes. I never knew a shop could have...so many things."
You say, "I come out of that place toting ten different kinds of cloaks and I don't even remember
buying them. It's like a bad nightmare that you can't seem to remember, you just wake up scared and
alone."
Iselle says, "A sort of daylight robbery, if you will."
I lol'd. DAYLIGHT ROBBERY.
Shortly after the obvious jokes were no doubt made:
Cariv declares very loudly, "Those who don't accept welel as a currency can be paid in goodel instead, or warm wishes, eternal gratitude, Also available, standard boring gold, credits and ironcoins. Whatever you want."
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Always interested in knowing how I'm doing!
(Spirean Joint Command): Zenobia says, "Nope busy getuing drunk."
(Spirean Joint Command): Xenia says, "Oh, hmmm, maybe I'm too late anyway, I just realized it's been
like 5 minutes since that call."
(Spirean Joint Command): Trikal says, "It's been 17 minutes."
(Spirean Joint Command): Zenobia says, "I mmisshed it too oa I would have hhelped."
(Spirean Joint Command): Xenia says, "Oh 17 minutes. SOOOOME TIME."
(Spirean Joint Command): Trikal says, "So it's probably done."
(Spirean Joint Command): Xenia says, "Yeah."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Oh you know....five ...seventeen minutes, who cares there is booze."
Oh Spinesreach, please never change.
Message #22 Sent By: Chakrasul Received On: 9/20/2015/15:44
"While I appreciate gluttony, there is no need to take that many slices."
You sent the following message to @Chakrasul:
I - my deepest apologies, My Lady. Your cake was so tantalizing that I could not help thinking about it, and, of course, that was the very means that (inadvertently) summoned, well, more cake. I have left some recompense that I hope will mitigate some of my, er, indiscretions.
A plate upon a tall stand is holding:
"cake105742" a white chocolate mud cake
"cake105803" an orange and poppy seed cake
"cake90980" a mirror-glazed chocolate raspberry brownie cake
"cake83013" a cherry custard cake
"cake178024" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake47223" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake50104" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake50156" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake50332" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake53666" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake28577" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake108012" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake109380" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake116403" a slice of chocolate cheesecake
"cake76810" a purple and blue apology cake
Iselle carefully arranges the cakes into a pleasing arrangement before, with some reluctance, backing from the plate.
I cracked up. Even Eve just ate the one apple, not the entire garden!
Princess @Asaraii D'baen says to Awakened Goruk, "I have to pester that little sassy shit a bit about Corruption. You don't have to listen, but I'd like to Corrupt you too so I tricked you here."
Asaraii clears her throat, eying you. "Disregard that, lady."
You mutter discontentedly.
@Goruk idly picks his nose, glancing this way and that.
That was, like, pure class on Goruk's part.
@Cariv doesn't waste space.
(Bloodloch): @Ezalor says, "Quick Asaraii, tell a joke."
(Bloodloch): @Asaraii says, "What do you call a fish with no eyes?"
(Bloodloch): Asaraii says, "A FSSHHH."
(Bloodloch): Asaraii says, "I'll be here til dawn, folks. Though that's the only joke I know."
(Bloodloch): @Leau says, "That joke went swimmingly."
(Bloodloch): @Chakrasul says, "Asaraii..I'm a bit disappointed in that joke. You should not try to be a comedian. Though, I'm not sure Leau's is any better."
(Bloodloch): You say, "Cod scale back on the puns there."
(Bloodloch): Ezalor says, "Hmph, You can't judge a joke without giving us one of Your own."
(Bloodloch): Asaraii says, "Oh Mistress. I will, some day, learn another joke. And You will be the first to hear!"
(Bloodloch): @Alexina says, "Hah. Divine comedy."
(Bloodloch): Leau says, "I do find myself flopping around, and even floundering."
(Bloodloch): Chakrasul says, "Mine would simply kill or mist you all from the hilarity of it. I'd rather not see that happen at the moment."
(Bloodloch): Ezalor says, "Well I know Asaraii's joke got me all kraken up."
(Bloodloch): You say, "Whale, any fin is possible."
(Bloodloch): Chakrasul says, "Kraken, you say?"
(Bloodloch): You say, "Speaking of mists, My Lady - what did one mist say to the other two?"
(Bloodloch): You say, "Two's company, three's a cloud."
(Bloodloch): Leau says, "I sea what you are saying Iselle, You make quite the splash here in Bloodloch."
(Bloodloch): You say, "...I'm sorry."
(Bloodloch): Alexina says, "I sea what you did there, Iselle."
(Bloodloch): Alexina says, "I guess Leau was a bit quicker."
(Bloodloch): Chakrasul says, "I don't really have a retort to that terrible one, though I did perhaps smirk."
(Bloodloch): You say, "A smirk! I'll take it."
An arrow comes flying in towards you from the east.
You use Arrow Catching.
With deft precision you snatch it from the air.
You can see the following 1 objects:
"magi229547" a battle-worn Ascendril. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
You clap your hands together merrily.
A vague silhouette's eyes sparkle with amusement.
You are wielding:
You are holding:
"arrow190471" an arrow. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
"arrow20583" an arrow. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
"arrow190648" an arrow. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
"arrow190685" an arrow. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
"arrow190774" an arrow. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
"arrow73360" an arrow. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
"arrow190208" an arrow. [P] [WP][C][G][R]
You are wearing:
You are holding 7 items.
You are holding 6 quest item(s).
You say, "7."
You say, "You?"
A vague silhouette says, "To my five."
You say, "I'm winning!"
The corners of a vague silhouette's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
Thank you @Zarni for the comical relief.
trade.
To complete this trade in, enter: ARTIFACT 217624 TRADEIN VALUE CONFIRM
>artifact 217624 tradein value confirm
You may trade in a secure brass keyring and receive 33 Bound Credits and 0 Bloody Iron Coins for the
trade.
To complete this trade in, enter: ARTIFACT 217624 TRADEIN VALUE CONFIRM CONFIRM
>artifact 217624 tradein valueconfirm confirm
You may trade in a secure brass keyring and receive 33 Bound Credits and 0 Bloody Iron Coins for the
trade.
To complete this trade in, enter: ARTIFACT 217624 TRADEIN VALUE CONFIRM CONFIRM CONFIRM
>artifact 217624 tradein value confirm confirm confirm
You may trade in a secure brass keyring and receive 33 Bound Credits and 0 Bloody Iron Coins for the
trade.
To complete this trade in, enter: ARTIFACT 217624 TRADEIN VALUE CONFIRM CONFIRM CONFIRM CONFIRM
>artifact 217624 tradein value confirm confirm confirm confirm
You may trade in a secure brass keyring and receive 33 Bound Credits and 0 Bloody Iron Coins for the
trade.
To complete this trade in, enter: ARTIFACT 217624 TRADEIN VALUE CONFIRM CONFIRM CONFIRM CONFIRM
CONFIRM.
Apparently you REALLY have to confirm that you want to trade in that artifact... (Pro Tip: Take out the 'value' to actually trade it in.)
(noon hit at some point before this)
Attempting to brave the sun's rays, Daegon has been burnt to a crisp.
H:6780 M:5720 B:100% [eb]
Beating its tail against the water, a voracious blind-fish darts toward you, tearing off a chunk of your flesh with its razor-sharp teeth.
H:6601 M:5720 B:100% [eb]
Beating its tail against the water, a voracious blind-fish darts toward you, tearing off a chunk of your flesh with its razor-sharp teeth.
H:6440 M:5720 B:100% [eb]
You call upon your mental prowess, hurling a voracious blind-fish to the ground with psychic force and battering it to shreds.
H:6440 M:5720 B:100% [e-]
Beating its tail against the water, a voracious blind-fish darts toward you, tearing off a chunk of your flesh with its razor-sharp teeth.
H:6620 M:5720 B:100% [e-]de
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:6620 M:5720 B:100% [eb]
You call upon your mental prowess, hurling a voracious blind-fish to the ground with psychic force and battering it to shreds.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a voracious blind-fish, who expires, pitifully.
Experience Gained: 206 (Bashing) [total: 5578527]
Having slain a voracious blind-fish, you retrieve the corpse.
A rush of energy fills you as you feel ready to deliver a devastating blow upon your next target.
H:6620 M:5720 B:100% [e-]i
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
H:6780 M:5720 B:100% [eb]
A falling leaf creates ripples in the water which reflect brightly the light of the moon.
(double checked)
The sun sits at its apex. It is exactly noon.
In your world, it is 16:26 GMT.
For you, it is 12:26 in your timezone.
See HELP GMT for an explanation of GMT.
Thank you whoever left this in the library.
(Spinesreach): Luxord says, "There once was a blacksmith from Delos. He liked to blow in his bellows. If you needed some steel, he'll give you a deal, cause it's obvious he really likes fellows."
(Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "There once was a furred Duirani, who was aroused by the knot in a tree. He climbed up so high and wrapped that tree with his thighs, but was left with but splinters you see."
(Spinesreach): You say, "There was a vampire from Bloodloch, whose tastes strayed far from the flock. Though others would peck, their prey on the neck, he aimed his fangs straight for the, uhm, ahem."
(Bloodloch): @Cariv says, "I thought you had that well under control with the noon sun! Think outside
the box, man, BE THE OVEN."
Soldier Eocis says, "A man orders an alligator sandwich and says "Make it fast.""
Eocis shrugs helplessly.
Iselle's face changes subtly, as though she smells something faintly bad. "Good...one..." she says, unconvincingly.
Callidora tilts her head curiously.
Soldier Eocis says, "I'm not sure why it's funny though."
You say, "It's not."
Eocis gives a nod. "I see."
You say to Eocis, "What does humor mean to you?"
Soldier Eocis says, "Something that is used to make others laugh."
Iselle probes her chin. "Er, correct, technically. Do you understand why people laugh, though, innately? What drives it?"
Soldier Eocis says, "Because they have humour."
Another stare overtakes Iselle. "We have a lot of work to do."
EDIT:
So I noticed that canon is spelled wrong so I typo reported that too and got this as a response: There's a reason why I always state that the admins in IRE games are the best admins ever.