Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Volka

(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Oh naturally, because dog food is well known for its teleportation abilities.

(Spirean Hunters): Toz says, "Just pop over the fence, grab a nibble and be on your way."

Asaraii

@Trager You make me sound like such a barbarian.

Trager

Imagine that, Gollum.

Asaraii

What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?!

Draiman

@Chakrasul uses Wield.
Chakrasul starts to wield a twisted quarterstaff of jade in Her hands.

(Oasis): You say, "9/10 when gods wield something around me I'm about to die."

(Oasis): You say, "Wtf did I do this time."

Chakrasul purses Her lips in thought, deeply pondering Her quarterstaff, "Mm..I have yet to try
throwing this at someone.."

(Oasis): You say, "SEE."

(Oasis): You say, "I TOLD YOU."

(Oasis): @Ashmer says, "HAhaha."

stuff happens

A mirage-like ripple passes over Chakrasul's limbs, blurring and unnaturally distorting them until
She altogether vanishes.

whew I didn't die ty Chak

You have emoted: Draiman seems to relax a bit as the room empties. "Usually when a Goddess makes a
surprise visit, my insides somehow end up on the outside."

Mildly, Ashmer says to you, "Ss, we would be happy to oblige."

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "Where is my Hero Toz at when I need him ."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Pypo says, "Getting a hair cut."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "He doesn't need one."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Aldric says, "STAYING AWAY FROM YOU LIKE HE SHOULD."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "He's beautiful the way he is."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "YOU STFU ALDRIC I WILL FIND YOU AND YOU END YOU."

Your protege, Ser Toz the Hammer, has arrived in the realm.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Whoa."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Sup?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "HE HEARD ME."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "I keep a shrunken head on my desk IRL too."

Moirean

http://hastebin.com/ogupuvudad.vhdl

Draiman

(Oasis): Sakyl says, "I know what it is that is causing this lag."

(Oasis): You say, "Moirean."

(Oasis): Sakyl says, "Nope."

(Oasis): Sakyl says, "It's the new foci thing they are doing."

H:5553 M:4606 E:25744 W:24332 B:97% Night [csdb eb] Soul: 100
(Oasis): Sakyl says, "Check the new announce."

(Oasis): You say, "No literally it's Moirean."

---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2015/02/19 04:49:30 )---
You may have noticed that Savagery Charge is causing issues. Maybe don't do that for a while.
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(Oasis): You say, "Check the newest ooc announcement."

(Oasis): You say, ":D."

Moirean

I literally couldn't NOT do it after I realized it had broken stuff. I unfroze and typed WHO HERE, and it started me charging again. I wasn't trying to spam it.

Toz

Exuding a powerful inner light, this living incarnation of divine will remains always as a
sworn protector and symbol of the favour the Gods extend to those who dedicate their lives
to the pursuit of holiness. Although possessed of a roughly humanoid shape, the angel
seems born of matter that is utterly apart from the physical. You marvel at the tiny
coruscating points of light which sparkle over the surface of this divine being, inspired
with wonder and intrigued by the prospect of the stellar planes on which creations such as
this must dwell.
It is strangely weightless.
It is loyal to Ser Toz the Hammer.

I'm still a Luminary.

Asaraii

(Oasis): You say, "All your hounds are belong to me."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "Pls were you not watching."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "I killed the one that liked you."

@Draiman is a puppy slayer

Draiman

Laying your bone dagger flat upon your palm, you flick it sharply towards a chaos hound. The blade
speeds through the air and shatters on impact, before suddenly reappearing in your hand.

A chaos hound screams with rage as the ties that bind it to this plane are severed.

HELLO I'M EVIL DUH

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Rule of thumb, if you can't handle the Arms Master dmg, I can't date you cus I can't hunt with you."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Lol xenia does that mean you can't masterbate."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Moi just rekt Xenia."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "So hard."

Moirean

Xenia has bled to death.
You divine the location of this death as Skirting around a preserved duskywing in Tiyen Esityi.
Your ally has fallen at Skirting around a preserved duskywing.

Xenia has been slain by the magical power of a Nazetu necromancer.
You divine the location of this death as Skirting around a preserved duskywing in Tiyen Esityi.
Your ally has fallen at Skirting around a preserved duskywing.

Xenia has been slain by the magical power of a Nazetu necromancer.
You divine the location of this death as Skirting around a preserved duskywing in Tiyen Esityi.
Your ally has fallen at Skirting around a preserved duskywing.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "...how did she manage 3 deaths."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "Dude."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "She's perfected dying while hunting."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Hugo says, "Nice."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "Transcended what we mere mortals could only aspire to do."

Jensen

Weren't people inking starburst, using it, then reinking over it? Or did they cooldown/remove that?

Asaraii

Ezalor buries a junior-sized pink coffin in the ground, and utters a short charm.

Ashmer

Jensen said:

Weren't people inking starburst, using it, then reinking over it? Or did they cooldown/remove that?

Probably starburst and soul_substitute.

Aishia

The shadows stir as a concealed figure slips in from the south.
H:7061 M:6918 E:99% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--
Wylliam lashes out with his tail and drags Tifa into the room.
H:7061 M:6918 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--
A shadowy figure slips out of sight to the northwest.
H:7061 M:6918 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--
A tail comes speeding in, wraps itself around Tifa and drags her off.
H:7061 M:6918 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--
The stars wink into existence, familiar constellations illuminating the night with tales of myth and
legend.
H:7061 M:6918 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--
Tifa has been sliced apart by Tifa.
H:7061 M:6918 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
H:7061 M:6918 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--
(the Front Line): You say, "Wat."
H:7061 M:6918 E:99% W:100% B:100% XP:59% [csdb eb]--

Draiman

Asaraii said:

(Oasis): You say, "All your hounds are belong to me."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "Pls were you not watching."

(Oasis): Draiman says, "I killed the one that liked you."

@Draiman is a puppy slayer

You have emoted: Draiman turns to Asaraii as she returns. "I'm sorry about all the trouble I've been
causing you lately. I'd like to make it up with some free food." He reaches into his pack and pulls
out a bloody chunk of dog flesh, offering it to Asaraii.

Moirean

Ashmer said:

Jensen said:

Weren't people inking starburst, using it, then reinking over it? Or did they cooldown/remove that?

Probably starburst and soul_substitute.

Those don't stack.

Moirean

(Tells|Plutoch): Plutoch tells you, "Do you ever just spend time looking at your own honours and just think wow, I'm ace."

(Tells|Plutoch): You tell Plutoch, "...I like you."

(Tells|Plutoch): Plutoch tells you, "I aim to please."

(Tells|Plutoch): You tell Plutoch, "And no, that would be HONORS ACE." (credit for that goes to ELlenia)

(Tells|Plutoch): Plutoch tells you, "Haha, I like you..."

(Tells|Plutoch): You tell Plutoch, "I am to please."

Lim

I claim credit for the third Xenia death.

Draiman

(Web): You say, "Holy shit."

(Web): You say, "Did Ilyon just speak IG?"

(Web): You say, "Like not in a web?

(Web): Ilyon says, "Crazy, huh?"

(Web): You say, "It's almost like you're a real person!"

(Web): Ilyon says, "Now now, let's not get too carried away."

Xenia

Moirean said:

Xenia has bled to death.
You divine the location of this death as Skirting around a preserved duskywing in Tiyen Esityi.
Your ally has fallen at Skirting around a preserved duskywing.

Xenia has been slain by the magical power of a Nazetu necromancer.
You divine the location of this death as Skirting around a preserved duskywing in Tiyen Esityi.
Your ally has fallen at Skirting around a preserved duskywing.

Xenia has been slain by the magical power of a Nazetu necromancer.
You divine the location of this death as Skirting around a preserved duskywing in Tiyen Esityi.
Your ally has fallen at Skirting around a preserved duskywing.

I'll unravel the mystery -- first is Starburst, second is soul substitute, third is Starburst. IF I LIVE LONG ENOUGH I WILL INK ANOTHER Starburst. In this case, I did, but that necromancer was teaming with two cutters, rude.

Moirean

They shouldn't be able to be stacked...

Moirean

You say to Aren, "Has Satomi spoken with you?"

Aren shakes his head at you.

Aren says, "Nope."

You say to Aren, "Well. She will. Or. Someone will."

You say, "Questions about Belladonna."

You say, "You played a part in her fixing and all that, so."

Aren says, "Oh, yeah no problem."

You nod your head sagely.

A cloaked figure nods her head sagely.

A cloaked figure says, "That he did, turned her straight he did."

You say, "But not himself."

You cackle hellishly.

You say, "It's funny because he's gay."

You beam broadly at Aren.

Heaving a sigh, a cloaked figure applies her face to her palm.

Erzsebet

Think she means that she inked one after she came back from dying the first time.

Moirean

Racism at its finest:


(Web): Lyl has invited Ezalor to join your web.

(Web): Ezalor has joined your web.

(Web): You say, "No get out."

(Web): You say, "We're 100% no canada today."

(Web): Ezalor has left your web.

Asaraii

<<Order>>: You say, "Perhaps one of us can read it to you."

<<Order>>: Ashmer says, "Ss, Darkness loves a good story."

<<Order>>: Ishin says, "I'll lean under your wing, Asaraii. Cuddle in close to your dead little body.
You can croon to me. Like a mother bat. And I'll be your little batling."

<<Order>>: Ishin says, "And go 'kee, kee, kee' for you."


I laughed IRL, and then realized I had absolutely zero comeback for that IG. Owned so hard.

Toz

A gnat timidly bashes you.
A vicious warhound uses Warhound Intercept on you.
A vicious warhound, your faithful companion, leaps forward and intercepts the attack.

You da real mvp.