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Well... So I laughed at that.
then after a few hours, I saw it again. Edited.
I know I catch a lot of jokes about unicorns, but from my own dog now?
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Oh. my. god."
(Spirean Hunters): Akaryuterra says, "Becky."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Look at HER BUTT."
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "That's enough Shunt for one day."
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "This place got weird."
...And then 30 seconds later...:
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Also, after a bit of research, it appears my fear of having my teeth stolen by an owl might have been unsanctioned."
Edit: edited for unicorns
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(The Front Line): Daskalos says, "<-- artifacts."
Unless I'm trying to mudsecks and you prism in, in which case I'm going to fucking whack you like 10
times because NOBODY INTERRUPTS MY MUDSECKS."
(Oasis): You say, "Lol."
(Oasis): You say, "To quote or not to quote."
(Oasis): Rashar says, "Plus I'm usually typing one handed when I mudsecks so hard to pk."
(Oasis): You say, "Quoting."
Right? .. Right?!
***This is where I start drinking my coffee***
Rashar leaves to the northwest.
***This is where I almost choke to death on my coffee "NO HE DIDN'T"**
(Bloodloch): An imperious hemic savant says, "Quickly, to 'Sharp bend in a passage', I heard a scream!"
(Bloodloch): A callous Praenomen guard says, "That cry! We've got to get to 'Sharp bend in a passage!'"
(Bloodloch): An imperious hemic savant says, "Quickly, to 'Sharp bend in a passage', I heard a scream!"
(Bloodloch): An imperious hemic savant says, "Did you hear that? There's trouble at 'Sharp bend in a passage!'"
(Bloodloch): A callous Praenomen guard says, "Did you hear that? There's trouble at 'Sharp bend in a passage!'"
(Bloodloch): A callous Praenomen guard says, "Did you hear that? There's trouble at 'Sharp bend in a passage!'"
Rashar has been bludgeoned to death by a callous Praenomen guard.
(Oasis): You say, "Ok, that was kind of amusing."
(Oasis): You say, ":>."
(Oasis): Rashar says, "YOU HUSH."
(Oasis): Rashar says, "Nobody ruins a good exit like me."
I freaking
You divine the location of this death as A small, well-lit cave in the Sect of Blades arena.
They were assisted by: Yarel.
(Web): You say, "You know you are paying to win when even your deathsights say that money killed the person."
(Web): You say, "Artiwhore."
(Web): Ezalor says, "He went the Daskalos route."
Message #17059 Sent By: Oleis Received On: 1/03/2014/17:24
"If it makes you feel better, just checking your artifact list threatens to crash my mudlet."
A ghostly hand ripples into existence before you and grasps your shoulder. Suddenly, your entire body begins
vibrating rapidly, becoming quicker every second. A short burst of azure light fills your vision, and you find
yourself standing next to Catty, out of sync with the rest of reality.
wt Abducted by Catty
secure weapon
wield eyesigil
relax grip
qb throw eyesigil at ground
<4765/6237h 5905/5997m 27726e 26505w <e-> > [-as x-r]
Xenia uses Savagery Hook on you.
Xenia thrusts a bardiche between your ankles and jerks it sideways, sending you sprawling to the ground.
<4765/6237h 5905/5997m 27726e 26505w <e-> > [-as x-r]
The chaos hound explodes into a fury of claws and teeth, rending your flesh.
Health Lost: 138, cutting, brute
Vicious laughter fills your ears as bolts of coloured light slam into you from the chaos storm.
Health Lost: 307, magic, brute
Flames spew from a firelord, engulfing your body and consuming your flesh.
You are afflicted with ablaze.
Health Lost: 494, fire, brute
<3826/6237h 5905/5997m 27726e 26505w <e-> > [-as x-r] [-15%]
Ezalor uses Savagery Hack on you.
Ezalor hefts a winding dogwood bardiche over his head before lunging forward and viciously hacking into you,
messily rending flesh with the deadly blade.
A rosetail finch gives a soft chirrup, ruffling its feathers as it begins to preen.
You have emoted: Moirean stares over at the finch, scowling. She brushes back her own hair, as if in some weird competition with the preening bird.
With a high-pitched note, a finch flutters away to the south.
You nod your head sagely.
And the 3rd party commentary from me pasting it:
Toz: lol
Toz: step off bird
Toz: moi's workin'
You have emoted: Moirean simply nods in reply, offering a somewhat-rote, "And me at yours - and all of Spinesreach." She frowns, faintly, a tiny crease in her brow, and then the expression is gone. Smiles again. She nods. "Any last questions?"
A series of barks precedes a vicious warhound as it bounds into the room.
A vicious warhound uses Warhounds Deliver on you.
A vicious warhound barks loudly and drops a pink candy heart into your hands.
A vicious warhound uses Warhounds Deliver.
A vicious warhound turns its snout up and barks before bounding away.
You blink.
Shaking his head slowly, Weston says, "Again, none, if I am to ignore the obvious one that just popped up."
With a wry grin, you say, "I have no idea who that was from."
With a shrug, you say, "You learn to accept...random...when you lead a city and guild."
(Carnifex): You say, "Do I want to know who this was from?"
(Carnifex): Hugo says, "I didn't do it this time."
You read what is written on a pink candy heart:
UR A QT
(Carnifex): You say, "Someone thinks I am a QT apparently."
(Carnifex): Xenia says, "....."
(Carnifex): Xenia says, "Commander I sent you what was apparently a candy heart and not a mortal one."
(Carnifex): You say, "I think you liiiiiike me."
(Carnifex): You say, "...this is weird. I'm your mother."
(Carnifex): Xenia says, "Yeah..."
(Carnifex): Xenia says, "Yeah, very weird."
(Carnifex): Xenia says, "But you are a cute mother!"
(Carnifex): Xenia says, "Raawr."
(Carnifex): You say, "Let's all just stop talking. Good? Yes? Very good."
(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Hi eug."
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "The Syssin know as Eugenides "Eugy" Cardinalis is not hear at the moment. Feel free to leave a message after the "Yo!""
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Yo."
(Spirean Hunters): Ishin says, "'here'."
(Spirean Hunters): Grimdale says, "'known'"
(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "... F you guys."
Teani already did his portrait for the calendar.
raging in my imagination - the fierce hawks of the west clash with the brave patriotric men of the
east. The bards will sing of this one for years to come."
TIME FOR THE SUPERBOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Templars welcome the triumph of Varian as they join the ranks of Knighthood.
Sir Varian, the Celestine.
Can we do @Razmael next?
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
Talila says, "I hope it hasn't affect my potential."
You say, "Nah, It's like riding a unicorn."
Talila furrows her brow slightly.
You say, "OH, You never forget."
Talila says, "I.. uh..."
Talila says, "That sounds vaguely.. sexual. Well, not even vaguely..."
You place your fingers to your mouth, and focusing mentally on your trusty steed you blow hard, creating a sharp, carrying whistle.
A magnificent pink unicorn trots in, beckoned by its master's call.
You point accusingly at a magnificent pink unicorn.
You say, "My mount."
Talila says, "I'm sure it is."