Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Alissandra

Makes me wonder if there is some sort of counter that goes up whenever the command to eat testicles is entered while holding them... Why else have that bit about rumored effects upon digestion? 

Moirean

Less flippantly, they were a quest item during the Dreikathi invasion and actually had a use once-upon-a-time. Same with the oryuk (sp?) hearts.

Moirean

A Republican guard shifts her weight to eye you as you pass, breastplate rattling against chainmail as she pointedly taps her pike on the ground.

With a stern gaze upon her face, a Republican guard stands watch here.

The fierce maw of a lion envelops the head of this soldier, its fangs extending just above her eyes to form the hood of her snowy fur cloak. Beneath the pelt, a blackened steel breastplate grimly glints, worn atop a long, protective chainmail tunic. She wields a massive crimson towershield in her offhand, framed with metal black bands, with the crest of a roaring lion proudly emblazoned across its face. In her main hand, she carries a long awl pike, its long pole ending in a wickedly sharp point to give her a deadly reach.

--- I message Jensen about the new guards he designed ---

(Tells|Jensen): Jensen tells you, "You mean medium guards?"

(Tells|Jensen): You tell Jensen, "Atabahi guards got made into your guards."

(Tells|Jensen): Jensen tells you, "NICE!"

(Tells|Jensen): Jensen tells you, "Can I recruit 300?"

(Tells|Jensen): Jensen tells you, "And make a spartan army."

(Tells|Jensen): You tell Jensen, "..."

(Tells|Jensen): Jensen tells you, "THIS IS SPINESREACH."

Jensen

Enemy Status for the City of Bloodloch.
Name: Jensen
Length:
Enemied by: Ezalor
Date Enemied: 12th Arios, 425MA
Fine: 0
Offense: Yeleni, raiding
Last Edited: 12th Arios, 425MA by Ezalor

Enemy Status for the City of Enorian.
Name: Jensen
Length: until Redemption
Enemied by: Stathan
Date Enemied: 7th Slyphian, 401MA
Fine: 50000
Offense: Raiding;Consanguine;Guilded Syssin


Just can't win

Benedicto

I'd probably say that is more owned than anything!

Lim

(Oasis): Trager says, "God help them if I ever get a pair."

Ashmer

God help them, 'cause @Trager be all like

Rashar

(Oasis): You say, "I think."

(Oasis): You say, "That Ishin -might- have an issue."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "No, I just hate that fucker."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "With [redacted]?"

(Oasis): You say, "A, ah. Beef, as they say in certain neighborhoods."

(Oasis): Sollace says, "Lol."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "I have since day 1."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Fucking filthy trash if ever it existed."

(Oasis): You say, "Which I don't fucking get, sidenote."

(Oasis): Gwenith says, "I have never heard of him before this conversation I think."

(Oasis): You say, "If you have beef with someone."

(Oasis): You say, "Why is that bad?"

(Oasis): You say, ""I got beef, bro.""

(Oasis): You say, ""So, you're inviting me to dinner?""

(Oasis): You say, "ANd not just spaghetti, either."

(Oasis): Gwenith says, "A steak dinner."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "Could be ground beef."

(Oasis): Gwenith says, "Oo la lah."

(Oasis): You say, "Well you'd have to specify."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "Yeah, true."

(Oasis): Gwenith says, "Ground beef squished into a steak mold."

(Oasis): Ivae says, "How did you know what im eating <.<."

(Oasis): You say, ""I got beef dog, and it's ground. 87%, not that premo shit.""

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "I have grade-A Triple Prime USDA-approved beef with you, brother."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "FULL OUT 97% HERE MUFUCKA. NONE OF THAT HALFASS 87% CRAP."

(Oasis): You say, "28.99 a pound at Harris Teeter, ready to fuck you up."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Man that high-grade stuff IS like fucking mad expensive though."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "Really can be."

(Oasis): Gwenith says, "Ground steak didos?"

(Oasis): You say, "Dude where I come from."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Is one reason I'm going to be hunting like hell this year. Want some deer meet."

Oasis): Ishin says, "...meat."

(Oasis): You say, "You get meat at a butcher shop, not a store."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "Deer meet."

(Oasis): You say, "And it's reasonable."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Yeah Rashar."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITL FRIEN."

(Oasis): You say, "Like, 5, 6 bucks a pound for tbone, ribeye, ny strip. And if you don't like the
selection, they go in the back and cut you a fresh one."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "Any time I've ever bought meat at a butcher shop, it's nowhere near as bad as
the store."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "Psure there's a butcher around here."

(Oasis): Ishin says, "There used to be one here."

(Oasis): Akirash says, "Mmm steak."

(Oasis): Gwenith says, "I drew a steak. Thanks guys."

(Oasis): Akirash says, "Lol."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "Haha."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "Speaking of which."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "I really do need more food."

(Oasis): Ashmer says, "/troll kitchen."



Raeche has become Valingar's dinner.
You divine the location of this death as On the coast near the river's end in the Hunting Grounds.

(Oasis): You say, "Did.."

(Oasis): Akirash says, "Its a sign."

(Oasis): You say, "Did Valingar just eat Raeche?"

(Oasis): Trager says, "THAT DEATHSIGHT THO."

(Oasis): Akirash says, "^."

(Oasis): Gwenith says, ".. speaking of troll dinner, what timing."

Moirean

You can get tons of steaks by slaughtering hounds. Just saying....

Aldric

Moirean Seirath takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on its right arm.

I don't think the game will ever figure out @Moirean's gender. Ever.

#unsurehroagh?

Moirean

Rashar

5 . Rashar: "So bored."
6 . Sibatti: "Go eat a lego."
7 . Raeche: "It builds character."
8 . Rashar: "I'll eat your lego."
9 . Rashar: "BOOM."
10. Sibatti: "No you won't."
11. Rashar: "*double fist pump*."
12. Gwenith: "Insert something weird in your butt then go to hospital for an xray."
13. Rashar: "SICK BURN DUDE."
14. Gwenith: "Like a double fist pump?"
15. Raeche: "Lol bro u totally nailed that one bro."
16. Rashar: "Dude, right? *highfives*."
17. Raeche: "Hurh huhrh hurh."
18. Rashar: "*punches locker for fun*."
19. Raeche: "*punches nerd passing by*."
20. Rashar: "O'DOYLE RULES."

Moirean

*drinks milk*

Jensen

Just woke up, very very groggy. Checked my facebook and saw its the anniversary of my Dad and Stepmom. Then @Faerah congratulated them, and I'm like that's nice... wait what? Someone had her same avatar pic as their profile pic and I just punked myself.

Ashmer

O God Oasis just doesn't stop. I love you guys.

Aishia

Have to buy the system just to be in the cool club.

Lim

it's free entry, btw. but yeah, you're not cool enough, soz! anyone else, though!

Teani

Sounds like a fun clan to be in...

Jensen

its a bit NSFW or for life in general, I dig it

Ashmer

Lim said:

it's free entry, btw. but yeah, you're not cool enough, soz! anyone else, though!

Yeah, I did away with the old business model along with Serenity. Oasis is still very much in Beta right now, so only the beta testers get access to the actual system, but there's no system to buy to join the clan. Just have to contribute to the general supportive atmosphere, be polite, don't ask dangerous questions, wear white pants on Tuesdays, eat tomatoes twice a day and bow down to the Mudlet Master Race. Mostly it's combat talk or my going like:

(Oasis): You say, "Hrm. Odd."

(Oasis): You say, "Oh, wait. No."

(Oasis): You say, "AHA."

(Oasis): You say, "Dagnabbit. Still not working."

(Oasis): You say, "THERE IT IS."

(Oasis): You say, "Oh, wait. One more thing."

(Oasis): You say, "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiixed."

(Oasis): You say, "Monks rejoice. You can now channel as part of defup."

Punctuated by stuff like:

(Oasis): Rashar says, "28.99 a pound at Harris Teeter, ready to unicorns you up."

Moirean

Damariel, Haern and Slyphe come to Spinesreach and brandish weapons at Maghak....

You have emoted: Moirean eyes each of the Gods, and then brazenly informs the guards, "...Assault. Right. That's threatened assault." She swallows once, and nods, stating, "Get. Umm. Ready to make an arrest."

Fanice tilts her head curiously at you.

You have emoted: "ARREST," Moirean repeats, chin lifting, as if her own empty threat might make a single whit of difference in the clearly-brewing conflict.

Akaryuterra casts a dubious glance toward you. "Somehow I think an arrest ain't gonna happen."

A conscripted Spirean soldier slowly starts to back away from the conversation, making no sudden movements.

A Syssin Inquisitor gives you the kind of look usually reserved for someone who just asked for a lightly fried stoat with chips.

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "THESE GUARDS."

Moirean

"Put. Me. Down. Brother," Slyphe snaps at Haern.

Setne

Time to take Slyphe behind the shed.

Trager

12. Raeche: "Well from what I gather, Maghak is fighting some unknown battle. Possibly in the north.
took slyphe/haern's essence to do it to make a weapon. the stormtouched troll is prolly someone who
was with maghak, and now helping the other side."

13. Raeche: "Maybe some northern realm with northern gods."

14. Trager: "Winter is coming."

15. Akirash: "Like whitewalkers?!"

16. Akirash: "LOL."

17. Trager: "WINTER IS COMING."

19. Akirash: "I knew someone else would be on that page :P."

19. Trager: "XD."

20. Raeche: "By the old gods and the new."

Moirean

Spying an opening, Mental, the corpse of a vicious warhound lunges at a suspicious Xorani patrol and rips viciously at his flank. You take advantage of the distraction to prepare a strike at their wide-open defences.
You have gained the hound_opening defence.

Dis hound.

Moirean

(Web): Sibatti says, "Moi port."
(Web): You say, "You're on a mono, you newb."
(Web): Sibatti says, "I see."
(Web): Nyrus says, "It definitely didn't say that on IH."
(Web): Nyrus says, "Nerf."
(Web): You say, "Newbs."
(Web): Trager says, "Nerf newbs."
(Web): You say, "As an informative message."
(Web): You say, "Moi hates you all. Aldric might get in pants. Sibatti may also as well. Trager will be stabbed in the jugular."
(Web): Sibatti says, "What."
(Web): You say, "OOCLY - Moi + Sibatti would be really hawt."
(Web): Trager says, "Oh do say more."
(Web): You say, "Kiiiiinda rooting for that one."
(Web): You say, "Don't lie, you are too."
(Web): Trager says, "Oh I am."
(Web): Trager says, "Well."
(Web): Trager says, "Not to be stabbed in the jugular."
(Web): Nyrus says, "Not sure if the jugular thing was OOC or not."
(Web): You say, "Moi was Sibatti's mentor."
(Web): Nyrus says, "But still interested."
(Web): You say, "It has a kinky teacher twist."
(Web): Trager says, "Rulers and pleated skirts?"
(Web): Nyrus says, "To quote a wise friend."
(Web): Nyrus says, "Oh do say more."
(Web): You say, "Just saying. Sibatti is powerful and strong. Moi can appreciate that."
(Web): You say, "...and boobies..."
(Web): Trager says, "Dem boobies doe."

Aldric

Fabricated.

Trager

A veritable Tempest of lies.

Aldric

A Maelstrom of made-up words.

Sibatti

Welp.