Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • Sasquatch hunters. From that TV series.
    Eor
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    (Enorian): Liska says, "AnyOnne wanna come fuUhhntt hkkth mme?"
    <6712/6712h 4136/4136m 32400e 18900w <eb lr> > <100|82|100|76.79%> [eas ftr]ct I beg your pardon?!
    (Enorian): You say, "I beg your pardon?!"
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    StathanOmeiAryanneMoirean
  • 14. Liska: "AnyOnne wanna come fuUhhntt hkkth mme?"
    15. Benedicto: "I beg your pardon?!"
    16. Liska: "Um... Hunt?"
    17. Rashar: ".."
    18. Stathan: "I...wow."
    19. Daweson: "Another satisfied Feller brand whiskey customer, Enorian. Where can we get that again?"
    20. Rashar: "One step southeast of the Four Corners. Shapeshifter's Retreat. Now on sale."
    StathanAryanneMoirean
  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    Dat ad tho
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  • I was going to protest the Honor's Society comment.

    But no, that's pretty accurate.
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Web): You say, "Oops I need essence."

    (Web): Toz says, "How are you getting essence, Moi."

    (Web): You say, "I need a body..."

    (Web): Toz says, "I volunteer as tribute."

    Toz stomps a foot mightily into the ground, a quickly-moving spiderweb of cracks spreads outwards from the impact towards himself.

    As the spiderweb of cracks reaches himself, Toz quickly drops to the ground and begins to pry open the splits into a gaping chasm, using naught but his sheer strength alone.

    Toz's muscles bulge as he tears apart the earth, the deafening rumble drowning out his yell of effort. The mighty chasm quickly spreads through the cracks in the ground towards himself and swallows him into its dark depths. Screams of sheer terror accompany his rapid descent, abruptly muffled by the rapid mending of the earth behind him.
    Himself has been slain by Toz.

    Your features set in a demonic grin of pure malevolence, you cry a gleeful prayer to the forces of darkness and plunge your hand deep into Toz's chest. You grip the still-warm and faintly beating heart that lies within, and wrench it free from its nest of arteries and veins. Your arm bathed and dripping with the lifeblood of your victim, you hold aloft the wretched organ as a testament to the power of pure evil.

    You pick up the corpse of Toz.

    You focus your willpower as you prepare to resurrect Toz.

    You point a finger towards Toz and suddenly he is engulfed in a cloud of darkness. As the darkness fades to nothingness, the form of Toz can be seen breathing once more.

    You give Toz a peck on the cheek.

    Ishin says, "So sweet."
    VolkaSlyphe
  • Giovelli's Safari Adventure Leaders

    Rounds/Players

    _7 Toz, Ishin and Moirean
    _7 Giovelli

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
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    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
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    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
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    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    MoireanOmeiIshin
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Ishin needs a footnote about dem eagles.
  • StathanStathan Hot springs
    Haven Locke of the Black Sun exclaims, "To Delos!"

    You say, "You could always try Duiran..."

    Haven blurs with speed as his mount gallops him away to the northeast.

    You snicker under your breath.

    Haven tells you, "Savages couldn't handle me in Duiran."

    You tell Haven, "Didn't you try and...burn down their forests?"

    Haven tells you, "Aye and I'd do it again!"

    You tell Haven, "...why?"

    Haven tells you, "To teach them a lesson. Give their actions a consequence."

    You tell Haven, "And it has nothing to do with the fact you just like fire?"

    Haven tells you, "..Precisely."

    You tell Haven, "Right..."
    Omei
  • OleisOleis Producer Emeritus Administrator, Immortal
    Rashar said:
    Sasquatch hunters. From that TV series.
    Awful squatchy out here.
    You say to Slyphe, "You're so freaking smart."
    [---]
    "^," Slyphe agrees with you.
  • edited June 2014
    My favorite is when they do Squatch calls. I'm like bro. Do you think those mother UNICORNS are coming to you? Do you think that's what they would sound like if they were out there?

    Did you eat a bowl of braindead for breakfast?!
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Ahem, mother unicorns, please.
  • AuresaeAuresae Minneapolis
    Me: New addition to the weirdest things I've ever done: escorted my 88 year old grandmother in a beauty pageant.

    BFF: Is the talent portion remembering your address and phone number?
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    AryanneMoireanTeaniMarienaIshinOleisVolkaAshmer
  • I want pictures!
    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
  • MarienaMariena By a lake.
    "Jami?" Xavin asks, tilting his head a little to one side.
    H:5800/5500 M:5180/5200 W:100% E:100% [csdb] [eb lr] [Morning]
    The body of Jami appears in a flash and her soul descends to fill it, causing the previously
    expressionless face to fill with emotion.

    @Jami that timing!


    XavinKaleighMoireanAryanne
  • IosyneIosyne the Lair
    Bae caught me boppin'
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    OmeiEzalor
  • SetneSetne The Grand Tyrant
    I want to give you multiple likes for the Key and Peele gif, especially of that sketch.

    Ingram said:
    "Oh my arms are suddenly lubed"
    HavenAryanne
  • HavenHaven World Burner Flight School
    I could watch Key and Peele all day.
    ¤ Si vis pacem, para bellum. ¤
    Someone powerful says, "We're going to have to delete you."
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    AshmerSetneMarienaAryanneTrager
  • SetneSetne The Grand Tyrant
    From Lusternia:
    Omei (Male Human).
    He is 18 years old, having been born on the 18th of Dvarsh, 368 years after the
    Coming of Estarra.
    He is unranked in Lusternia.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is a Peasant in the Holy Principality of New Celest.
    He is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
    He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
    He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
    He is not currently active in any family.

    Ingram said:
    "Oh my arms are suddenly lubed"
  • Well Omei is a huge furry, so I guess that player chose the right MUD.
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    i am rapture coder
    AshmerRiluo
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    Omei said:

    Well Omei is a huge furry, so I guess that player chose the right MUD.

    Not to mention he has the proper Divine disregard for gender consistency. A+

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    VolkaAuresaeErzsebet
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    Ishin said:

    8 . Ishin: "BAZINGA."

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    Aarbrok
  • It's funnier without context
    (Clan): Ishin says, "Rub me, yo."
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    IshinAarbrok
  • @Slyphe : Not telling a god how to be godly, but I would have totally taken his and made him a girl.

    Politics
  • ErzsebetErzsebet Altaholic
    Gwenith said:

    @Slyphe : Not telling a god how to be godly, but I would have totally taken his and made him a girl.

    Clan is OOC.

    Though. It -would- be pretty funny.
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    AryanneTeani
  • He'd do it. Trust me.
    SolariaAryanneAshmer
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