Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Gwenith

Bah, we all known the IC/OOC barrier is allowed to be ignored win epic lols are in the make.

Angwe

Gwenith said:

Bah, we all known the IC/OOC barrier is allowed to be ignored win epic lols are in the make.

QFT

Moirean

Toz, on Undeath:

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "You know. It'd be nice if you could be undead."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Without having to kill yourself."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "For instance, you go to some npc in BL and they perform a quick ritual or whatever."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "300+ years of BL and they still got no better way than *give shovel* *give dagger*."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "That doesn't even sound like it's a serious thing."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Like, go jump off a bridge."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "The BL equivalent is 'go bury yourself'"

Damonicus

Daskalos arrives from the out.

Daskalos touches a mindseye tattoo.

Daskalos Qefin says in a rich, melodic language, "Ascend."
A talisman hanging around Daskalos's neck glows with a sudden luminescence that
grows rapidly, encompassing his form and then vanishing, taking him with it.

Daskalos arrives from the out.
[
Daskalos leaves to the south.
[6618(100%)|5376(100%)|0|100%|100%|33.2%] [HMdb eb] Golem Missing
Deffing paused, type 'defup' to resume.L

Ankyrean artifact shop (9617) - the Isle of Delos (15)
This unassuming shop is in fact a place of tremendous power. It is here that the
fabled Ankyrean artifacts are sold. Everywhere one looks there is something
remarkable to behold, making it difficult to avoid gawking. Powerful artifacts
are showcased everywhere here, each one neatly enjoying its own glass case or
wall enclosure. Display rooms visible to the west, north, and east draw the
attention with even more powerful artifacts. Qeddwyn, the Wise is here. This
pack has been left here in a pile of blackened leather. There are 2 elegant
white letters here. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the
command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north, east, south (open pine door), west, down, and in.

Only @Daskalos has his custom wings set to the Arti shop ...

Daskalos

I... I really have no defense for that.

Moirean

I'm on Moi, bashing bashing bashing, when...

You step through a fiery portal.
Guarded gates of the nesting grounds. (Xaanhal.)
Feathers slick and inky dark, a sharp-eyed raven perches nearby. A powerful black bear shuffles about nearby, snuffing at the air. Floating in the air is a fiery portal.
You see exits leading northeast and east.

You can see the following 3 objects:
"raven270682" a sharp-eyed raven.
"bear270724" a powerful black bear.
"portal278579" a fiery portal.

This large, dark-feathered corvid has a wicked beak and beady ink-black eyes, and is quite large for a bird; its feathers are hard-edged and oiled against rain, and it shits from foot to foot on its perch, flapping and shuffling restlessly from time to time. An occasional croaking, mournful cry escapes the raven, and it eyes everything of note around it with intense and perhaps malicious interest.
A sharp-eyed raven looks weak and feeble.
He is strangely weightless.
He is loyal to Huntress Ariadne.

You stare implacably at a sharp-eyed raven.

You say to a powerful black bear, "...well this is awkward."

Setne

Moirean #1 game breaker, even when she's not trying.

Solaria

I wouldn't normally quote myself..but..umm..I went through my aliases on my alt and found this old gem:

**********************************[ Aliases ]**********************************
Nr Alias Command
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 chicke emote is surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light
2 sh touch shield
3 inp put gold in pack
4 outp take gold from pack
5 shh touch shield
*******************************************************************************
Type SHOWALIAS to show the full command.

showalias 1
Alias 1 (chicke):
emote is surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light and the shimmering image of the Chicken
momentarily overlaps her.

Solaria

@Stathan‌

Stathan Vitroth exclaims, "Sensei powers! Activate!"

A gentle humming fills the area for a moment as Stathan concentrates, fading away again as Stathan
blinks out of sight.

Moirean

You know you're Spirean when...

Huyana says, "Hell... I just realized for the last two days I have been running around wielding a cup."

Ashmer

(Web): Ezalor says, "Brb gotta fight Val/Aishia."

A baleful horn resounds from the depths of the Hunting Grounds as Ezalor enters.

The Rowan Box has been claimed in the Hunting Grounds by Ezalor.

A baleful horn resounds from the depths of the Hunting Grounds as Valingar enters.

A baleful horn resounds from the depths of the Hunting Grounds as Aishia enters.

Moirean

Readlog Spinesreach:

2014/07/02 03:57:18 - Lev has departed the city owing to conflicting apocalyptic interests.

Moirean

Readlog Carnifex:

2014/07/03 00:02:20 - Pussysnatcher has changed their name to Koolkid.

(Newbie): Koolkid says, "I'm a little lost."
(Newbie): Pypo says, "Start by reading help whatnow for a general idea where to begin."
(Newbie): Areka says, "Also review HELP NAMES and HELP NAMECHANGE. Otherwise, a good thing to do would be to review your GHELP INDEX and greet your guild via GNT (message), who can better help you with these beginning steps."

(Tells|Areka): You tell Areka, "That IS his changed name."
(Tells|Areka): You tell Areka, "-_-."
(Tells|Areka): Areka tells you, "OOC: ..lol good luck."

Aarbrok

I dont know, Ser Pussysnatcher, the great Rajamalan Carnifex

Moirean

brb making him assless chaps version of guild uniform

Angwe

Moirean said:

brb making him assless chaps version of guild uniform

I could have sworn you already sold assless chaps in your tavern.

Moirean

I do. He doesn't know where my tavern is, though.

Haern

Razmael, the Synthesist says, "How do i backstab."

Toz

Haern said:

Razmael, the Synthesist says, "How do i backstab."

Phase, find target. Say "Going" so your 2 friends know to start the channel as well. Pause your system and enter 'backstab ' so the channel doesn't get interrupted. After 3s, you'll unphase and hit the target for 1/3rd of their hp. Your two friends will do likewise. Spam your garrote @tar alias/macro and chase balance in case they somehow regen'd. Receive your kill.

Because Achaean combat was balanced!

Moirean

(Web): Aegon says, "There's so many me corpses."

Setne

Xenia 2.0?3.0?

Rashar

A familiar weight settles into your hands as a venom rag returns to you.

I guess they do make those things. Thanks @razmael for fixing the brokeness.

On a side note, I am now offering the use of a venom rag for 50 credits per iteration.

Xarian

Were the chests not dropping rags?

Oleis

Xarian said:

Were the chests not dropping rags?

As far as I know, it's literally the only time that's happened. We check logs pretty closely.

Moirean

You know you have been idling too long, when...

I'm up in my wings. At least, I think I am...

Xenia arrives from the east.

You stare at Xenia and blink.

Xenia gives you a respectful salute.

You say, "...where am I."

Xenia says, "Near the crafting spires, Ser."

Giving Xenia an uncertain salute, you say, "Uh. Hi."

Xenia says to you, "I was just on my way in to buy designs, Ser. Don't mind me."

Clearing her throat, you say, "Yes, yes, carry on, Ser."

Xenia nods her head emphatically.

-------

As a sidenote, I like how spire is now the new synonym for building up in Spinesreach.

#hroagh

Moirean

Spinesreach): A conscripted Spirean soldier says, "OH MY GODS HE'S BACK AGAIN."

(Spinesreach): Ishin says, "The troll?"

(Spinesreach): You say, "Oh dear, is that the outhouse."

(Spinesreach): A conscripted Spirean soldier says, "I... I'm trapped in the outhouse with it. I can't get out. Somebody jot a note for my next of kin."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Quick. Get Rhauv up here to punch a hole in the wall."

(Spinesreach): Ishin says, "I'll wear one of those weird masks while I bury you, soldier. You've served well."


A smelly public outhouse. (Spinesreach.)
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A conscripted Spirean soldier coldly scans the area for threats. Sweat pouring from his massive forehead, Grul, an obese Troll stands here. A noxious cloud seems to perpetually linger in the air here that draws a tear to your eye with its powerful stench.
You see a single exit leading east.


You have emoted: Moirean enters cautiously, hand over her mouth.

In concern, you say to Grul, an obese Troll blacksmith, "Don't strain."

Eyes widening in terror, Grul, an obese Troll blacksmith says, "NO, YOU LEAVE, IS NO WATCH."

You say, "GLADLY."

(Spinesreach): Grul, an obese Troll blacksmith says, "Is... stay away from outhouse. Is gonna be here long time."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Hroagh...."

A strained "HROAGH" echoes forth from the fairgrounds, though it's far more of a grunt than a warcry of any type.

#hroagh

Moirean

You exclaim, "CARNIFEX, FALL IN LINE WITH....ALATHESIA!"

Catty nods her head emphatically.

A cloaked figure massages his temple, closing his eyes with a sigh.

Taygeta shifts her eyes from side to side suspiciously.

Fixing himself in a disciplined position, Magthere stands sharply at attention.

You give Alathesia a respectful salute.

Catty tiptoes away quietly.

A cloaked figure says to you, "How you retain leadership is beyond me."

Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Magthere squares his shoulders and crisply salutes Alathesia.

You stare implacably at a cloaked figure.

Catty snickers under her breath.

You say to a cloaked figure, "I'll kill you later. BUSY NOW."

A cloaked figure says to you, "You don't scare me."

You suck thoughtfully on your teeth.

You say, "CARNIFEX."

In a rasping hiss, Ashmer says to a cloaked figure, "Silence, Consul."

Roland ponders the situation.

You say, "ON ZSADIST."

--- my team of newbs smashes him... ---

You heft your weapon in your arms, and with an immense effort, raise it in both hands above your head. Just as it reaches the apex, you allow visceral brutality to overtake your self-control, and let out a hoarse bellow. The next few moments pass in a haze of bloodlust and fury as you viciously pulverize Zsadist's body and face into an unrecognizable mess.
You have slain Zsadist.

You shout, "THAT is how I retain leadership."

(Tells|Reux): Reux tells you, "No arguments from me. I like that approach."

Rashar's thunderous rumble rips across the land like a tidal wave, ".. By beating up Bloodloch's dunce?"

His voice a rattling whisper, Ashmer says to you, "Equality, General."

(Spinesreach): Ishin says, "...hahahahaha."

You shout, "He criticized my leadership style."

You grunt noncommittally.

You say, "Moving on."

Taygeta shifts her eyes from side to side suspiciously.

(Web): Zsadist says, "Honestly... i kinda made a noob mistake."

(Web): Ashmer says, "Yeah, insulted Moirean in front of three Carnifex?"

#carnihroagh

Moirean

(Web): Alathesia says, "Target: undead."
(Web): Neron says, "Target: Undead."
(Web): Zsadist says, "My target is: undead."
(Web): Zsadist says, "My target is: Undead."
(Web): Ashmer says, "THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS."


(Web): Ashmer says, "Catty wears the pants."
(Web): Neron says, "No, no no."
(Web): Catty says, ">.>."
(Web): Ashmer says, "Or doesn't wear the pants, depending on circumstances."
(Web): Neron says, "You see, I wear the pants, she controls the zipper."

Moirean

Omgggg someone else post funny stuff -_-

Serrice