Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Toz

I don't even know what the council room does

Moirean

IN MY DEFENCE SOMEONE BLEW UP THE OLD ONE OK????

Moirean

So Infin has been given a task to write a poem...

(Web): Jaro says, "It's hard to rhyme 'smells of decay' with anything meaningful, Lyl."

(Web): Lyl says, "Smells of decay - lots of peekay."

(Web): Jaro says, "Well, there's your poem."

(Web): Lyl says, "How is that not meaningful."

(Web): Jaro says, "Good work, we're done here."

(Web): Lyl says, "I know -I- can write one, I am trolling Infin k."

(Web): You say, "There once was a city that loved ganking/all artifacted up to be tanking/They made Eno weep by killing their peeps/and at lessers delivering spankings."

(Web): Infin says, "Oh I dont have to write a poem anymore?"

(Web): Lyl says, "Sure you do."

(Web): Lyl says, "Koggles helped you."

(Web): Lyl says, "He found you a rhyme."

(Web): Jaro says, "Smells of decay, lots of peekay."

(Web): Infin says, ".."

(Web): Lyl says, "Technically, I found it."

(Web): Lyl says, "But still!"

(Web): Jaro says, "Lyl and I helped."

(Web): Jaro says, "Make sure to credit us or we'll sue you."

(Web): Lyl says, "Yeah, see."

(Web): Jaro says, "For one million credits."

(Web): Lyl says, "And by sue we mean peekay and take your moneys."

(Web): Jaro says, "And then actually sue you too."

(Web): Lyl says, "Yep, what he said."

(Web): Lyl says, "After we peekay."

(Web): Jaro says, "Faerah is a lawyer irl, we'll hire her."

(Web): Infin says, "My company has a legal team."

(Web): Lyl says, "Well, Infin, you can ask your legal team to write your response to complaint. It will have to rhyme though, so good luck."

(Web): Infin says, "Damn."

(Web): Infin says, "I am just going to go be Duiran's token vampire."

(Web): Jaro says, "I don't...think that's how that works."

(Web): Ezalor says, "For real tho you're prob gonna have to do something pro-Undead."

(Web): Lyl says, "^."

(Web): Jaro says, "They already have a token teraderp."

(Web): Lyl says, "Just write the damn poem."

(Web): Lyl says, "I don't know what could be easier."

(Web): Infin says, ":(."

(Web): Lyl says, "I mean, would you rather convert a while village to Undeath? lol."

(Web): Lyl says, "How would you do that."

(Web): Lyl says, "We are trying to halp you here."

(Web): Infin says, "I became a vampire and faught against my former order in a war...what could be more pro-undeath?"

(Web): Jaro says, "Roses are red, violets are too, everything's red, when BL runs you through."

(Web): Lyl says, "Fine, write about that."

(Web): Ezalor says, "Writing a poem."

(Web): Lyl says, "^."

(Web): Infin says, "Yall are just evil."

(Web): Lyl says, "We are Bloodloch, of course we are."

(Web): Jaro says, "If it's a haiku, they'll just pk you."

(Web): Infin says, "I am not a writer though ."

(Web): Lyl says, "Green is the slime, lifers are dead. Infin can't rhyme, that is so sad."

(Web): Lyl says, "Even the Imp took on the task, Wielded a quill and a booze cask."

(Web): Lyl says, "Anyway."

(Web): Lyl says, "Onwards, minion of doom."

(Web): You say, "Blood is red, undead are blue, stop your bitching, i'll PK you."

(Web): Jaro says, "Lyl, lyl, quite the pyll, unphases at lessers to steal my kyll."

(Web): Jaro says, "To styll my kyll."

(Web): Lyl says, "Lulz."

(Web): Infin says, "Bloodloch is so glorious, I say even notorious. They make Enorian there Pawn, so forget about the Age of Dawn."

(Web): Lyl says, "I like that!"

(Web): Lyl says, "See!"

(Web): You say, "Why does the little daru, flitter to and fro, he's on dask's system, and evokes fire like a pro."

(Web): Lyl says, "Add to that a bit, and that's nice!"

(Web): Jaro says, "An ode to Luminary combat strategy."

(Web): You say, "OP OP OP OW?"

(Web): Jaro says, "Firebomb, firebomb firebomb firebomb. Fire, firebomb firebomb firebomb absolve. Sap sap, firebomb sap absolve, firebomb firebomb absolve sapsap."

(Web): Lyl says, "Don't nap at the lesser, my peer, Dask has a fancy rapier, He'll point and snicker, And to sect arena you'll flicker."

(Web): Jaro says, "WAIT NOW I CAN DO CARNIFEX."

(Web): You say, ":( ."

(Web): Jaro says, "Spinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslashspinslash."

(Web): Lyl says, "That's a good guide!"

(Web): You say, "You forgot the second verse."

(Web): Jaro says, "Die?"

(Web): You say, "Break for consumption ."

(Web): Lyl says, "Lulz."

(Web): You say, "There once was a man named Toz, (who also went by Baloz), (Kog as well, I can't keep track, hell), tl'dr, Carnifex suck."

(Web): Jaro says, "My names are many, my titles few, if you nerf Carnifex, I'll bitch at you."

(Web): You say, "Lumies are OP, Templars too, if you touch Carnifex, toz will bitch at you."

(Web): Jaro says, "Ezalor's favorite poem."

(Web): Jaro says, "Shed, shrug shrug. Shrug, shed shed. SHed shed shrug, shrugshrugshrugshed."

(Web): Ezalor says, "Fuck shed."

(Web): Alastair says, "There once was a class from nantucket, his pole was so spinny he could stuff it, i don't know how to pk here and also i'm bad at words."

(Web): Infin says, "Bloodloch is so glorious, I say even notorious. They make Enorian there Pawn, so forget about the Age of Dawn. Corruption in the air, but lets be fair. Enorian tries to hide it, but lets hold on a bit. Leave light behind and you can keep your mind. Embrace undeath and give up that last breath?"

(Web): You say, "There was once was the infernal class, and they took names and kicked some ass, but then one day, they admin said hey! And now Toz won't stop giving sass."

(Web): Lyl says, "But that's good, keep going Infin!"

(Web): Lyl says, "That's good, keep working!"

(Web): Lyl says, "Don't forget a verse about Duiran too."

(Web): Infin says, "..."

(Web): Infin says, "I am never getting into the city."

(Web): You say, "I am a Luminary, I bring ten to a fight, I cleanse myself all day and cleanse myself all night. I heard you like some fire, so I put some fire in your bomb, and if I have enough friends, we'll absolve you all fight long. I am a Luminary, like a zerg swarm I do fight, and if I'm in trouble, I'll lightning and artifact smite smite smite."

You will now be known as Moirean, Poet Extraordinaire, by order of Oleis, the Infused.

(Web): You say, "I think Oleis wants a poem."

(Web): Ison says, "Wtf how did poems get brought up."

(Web): Infin says, "Lyl is mean and making me write one..."

You just received message #25227 from Oleis.
Message #25227 Sent By: Oleis Received On: 6/08/2014/16:44
"I actually hurt myself a little giggling."

(Web): You say, "An ode to Oleis: Why does the little bug wriggle through my code? What fuels this little monster? It springs from what abode? It's not on the test server, and I can't repo it at will, yet here comes Moirean - asgfkhjk fuck she broke all the new Carni skills."

(Web): Jaro says, "How hard it is to code, how hard it is to shape. A thousand bugs I load, bound with hope and tape. I dreamed of souls to take, I dreamed of knights in plate; but all that I could make, is the class that Toz does hate."

(Web): You say, "Hhhaahaha."

(Web): Alain says, "Nice one."

(Web): Infin says, "I am from Duiran, I swing all day in trees, I prune my plants, and wear no pants.I swing a stick, but cant get a chick I worship ghosts, but I cant boast Because, I am from Duiran."

(Web): You say, "*snap* *snap* deep shit man."

(Web): You say, "Wait we need a spirean poem."

(Web): Infin says, "Lyl I am done!"

(Web): You say, "HROAGH HROAGH HROAGH BALLS!!! We have a bearmid within our walls! Science something, progress what, screw it, let's just find some booze and get fucked up."

(Web): Alastair says, "Is uh."

(Web): Alastair says, "Is universe broken?"

(Web): Alastair says, "I can fling but no map appears."

(Web): Alastair says, "Like at all."

(Web): Ison says, "Yeah broken."

(Web): Alastair says, "The fuck."

(Web): Jaro says, "There are events unfinished, skills undone, and our group has a thing for awful puns. Our players post pics and our gods do too, secrecy in the pools we do eschew. All our progress is coming Soon(tm) and vampires still cook at the crack of noon - we don't have fishing and we have no war, though in Delos you can find a whore. Arguing on approvals will crafting taint, but thank your stars Achaea, we ain't."

(Web): You say, "Toz just won Aetolia."

(Web): Alastair says, "+1."

(Web): You say, "We can all just stop playing. Razmael, shut it down. Toz has won the game."

(Web): Alastair says, "He at least broke the universe, apparently."

Rashar

Daskalos Qefin says, "Greetings, citizens."

Stathan Vitroth says, "Vanguard."

You have emoted: Rashar wrinkles his nose. "You sound so official when you talk like that, Daskalos."

You have emoted: Rashar grunts. "Like I'm about to watch a trial or something."

"I am the Lord High Vanguard, the ArchPrelate of Light, and Hand of the Underking," Daskalos says formally, executing a stiff bow. "And you are all my pubes."

Rashar

Sadly, all I could think of was, "It's 2014, bro. Who the fuck has pubes?"

Daskalos

PLEBES.

Ashmer

Gwenith

Rashar said:

Sadly, all I could think of was, "It's 2014, bro. Who the fuck has pubes?"

(Omg I can finally use this gif.)

Moirean

Lesser is tapped...

(Web): You say, "Need me?"
(Web): Alain says, "No."
(Web): You say, "FINE THEN."
(Web): Alain says, "Actually, you could get a point if you want."
(Web): Alain says, "Oh you're Spines."
(Web): You say, "....yes, I'm kinda the CL."
(Web): Alain says, "Really?"
(Web): You say, "..."

Auresae

I went to go get some cookies and came back to this.


10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.19
Arozaria has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Suri has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Melantha has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Fenelli has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Sarkis has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Kaleigh has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Meskhenet has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Ales has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Raka has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Hlaine has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Wylliam has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Diancecht has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Daweson has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Gwenith has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.40
Relandroc has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Aliod has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
The overgrowth choking the vicinity begins to wither and die, leaving the ground littered with browned stalks and leaves.
Koari has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Maelok has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Renarin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Phoenecia has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Mariena has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Melantha has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Amberlea has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Kerryn has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Meyvitch has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Stathan has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Daskalos has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Kaleigh has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
A forest of small sharp crystals sink into the ground.
Xavin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Ilarin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.41
Meyvitch has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Jami has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Stathan has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Mersalis has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Aarbrok has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Maelok has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Renarin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Elwyn has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
Daskalos has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.43
Mersalis has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.
10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.43
(Gods): You say, "O.O."
10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.44
Jami has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration.
You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.

Haven

Auresae said:

I went to go get some cookies and came back to this. 10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.19 Arozaria has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Suri has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Melantha has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Fenelli has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Sarkis has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Kaleigh has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Meskhenet has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Ales has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Raka has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Hlaine has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Wylliam has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Diancecht has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Daweson has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Gwenith has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. 10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.40 Relandroc has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Aliod has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. The overgrowth choking the vicinity begins to wither and die, leaving the ground littered with browned stalks and leaves. Koari has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Maelok has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Renarin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Phoenecia has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Mariena has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Melantha has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Amberlea has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Kerryn has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Meyvitch has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Stathan has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Daskalos has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Kaleigh has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. A forest of small sharp crystals sink into the ground. Xavin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Ilarin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. 10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.41 Meyvitch has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Jami has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Stathan has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Mersalis has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Aarbrok has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Maelok has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Renarin has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Elwyn has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. Daskalos has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. 10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.43 Mersalis has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran. 10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.43 (Gods): You say, "O.O." 10 Variach 422 Afternoon [enorian] [daru] SINVIS 21:06.44 Jami has been poisoned fatally by a monstrous winged aberration. You divine the location of this death as The massive core of the Great Oak in Duiran.

Just your standard Aetolian event!

Moirean

Gebron's voice rings out, cracked and hollow, "My body is broken, but I have seen the darkened depths of Dendara. I know the horrors within. Dendara must awaken so all will be born anew. Join me, brothers. Sisters. I would teach you."

Blinking, Wylliam says, "Gebron."

Renarin carefully wipes all the venoms off of a steel shortsword.

Renarin steps toward the spirit of Gebron, the Huntmaster, a sharp frost crackling over a steel shortsword as he smashes it into him.
As Renarin's attack strikes the spirit of Gebron, the Huntmaster's left arm, a steel shortsword flares and blood begins to leak from his ears.
Renarin uses Battlefury Strike on the spirit of Gebron, the Huntmaster.
Renarin thrusts an academy tower shield into the spirit of Gebron, the Huntmaster, striking him fiercely.

The spirit of Gebron, the Huntmaster thrusts his dhurive at Renarin viciously.
Renarin jerks to the side, the attack barely grazing him.
The spirit of Gebron, the Huntmaster spins his dhurive around, stabbing Renarin with his second blade.

----

Oh god, dying.

EDIT: OH SNAP WAIT, NEVERMIND, HE IS EVIL (totally blaming Renarin, though)

Angwe

You follow Haern to the ether.
Pools of Creation.
Magical darkness enshrouds this area. The trees here have withered and died, leaving naught but hollow vestiges of a once great forest. The expanse of earth is covered in a fine gray ash. A slick coating of purple sludge drips over everything here. Intense waves of heat bathe the area, radiating from the Divine presence of Auresae, aiyr Vahaitnari. The four-armed form of the Goddess Iosyne is here, leaning against the bar casually. This library has been CLOSED until all outstanding upkeep is paid. Voondra, a Grook scholar is a tutor you can learn your skills from, view HELP LEARNING for more information. The yapping of hounds alerts you to the presence of a kennel. YOU ARE NOW STANDING IN THE REPUBLIC OF NYAN. You spot several changes in the environment that spell out, "Ivoln likes nothing to see here!" A guild mission board is here, use MISSIONS to view it.
You see exits leading southwest, down (open pine door), and in (closed pine curtain).

Outside the Cave (1231) - the Western Ithmia (2)
The tenebrous cavern ceiling looms ominously high overhead. A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. You stand outside the Cave. A legendary, mystical place, no mortal has ever entered without divine help. Surrounded by a grove of giant redwoods, a giant black rock of unknown origin rests oblivious to the rest of the world. Verdant green moss hangs from the monolith in places, off-setting the luminescent void with areas of colour. A single nightingale perches on top of it, warbling melodically and instilling a feeling of tranquil calm that penetrates to your core. Try as you might, you are unable to perceive the entrance all know is
there. A glowing golden crown bound by chains sits atop a marble pedestal
here, armaments scattered about its base.
You see exits leading west and northwest.

(Order): Haern says, "Mm."

In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Haern, "((I have glimpsed that which was NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN!))"

The Divine voice of Haern echoes in your head, "((My butt? ))"

Iosyne

Wow can you believe those unpaid library fees.

Oleis

You'd be amazed how much else is there that you DIDN'T see.

Xavin

Oleis said:

You'd be amazed how much else is there that you DIDN'T see.

I followed someone (maybe it was haern) there once, and it was...horrifying how much stuff there was. Dat pimpmobile, tho.

Oleis

Xavin said:

Oleis said:

You'd be amazed how much else is there that you DIDN'T see.

I followed someone (maybe it was haern) there once, and it was...horrifying how much stuff there was. Dat pimpmobile, tho.

Not to mention the Megazord, of which you were a frequent target.

(I whispered your name when I cast it into the pits of hell)

Rivas

Poor Bertha.

Teani

Didn't see the chain!

Setne

wtb Mission board

Haern

Angwe said:

You spot several changes in the environment that spell out, "Ivoln likes nothing to see here!"

Ah, yes. Ivoln's undying love of penis. The only message the Sentinels need to know which is closely followed by: BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE.

Moirean

(Tells|Xenia): Xenia tells you, "I'm trying to transfer ironcoins for 10 credits to you."

(Tells|Xenia): Xenia tells you, "Are you in your haven?"

farsee Xenia
You can see naught but darkness.

(Tells|Xenia): You tell Xenia, "Try again."

(Tells|Xenia): You tell Xenia, "You are in YOUR haven."

(Tells|Xenia): Xenia tells you, ">_>."

Moirean

(The Peanut Gallery): Angwe says, "Shaft or wood. Think I'll use the wood."

Stathan

Atticus murmurs to you, "Is that for me later after I botch my vows and have to flee in
shame?"
[5687(100%)|5066(100%)|0|100%|100%|57.4%|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb lr] S:tigergive smokebomb to
atticus
You give a compact smokebomb to Atticus.
[5687(100%)|5066(100%)|0|100%|100%|57.4%|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb lr] S:tigernod atticus
You nod your head at Atticus.
[5687(100%)|5066(100%)|0|100%|100%|57.4%|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb lr] S:tiger
Knight-Aspirant Atticus Sinclair says, "Huzzah! My salvation!"
[5687(100%)|5066(100%)|0|100%|100%|57.4%|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb lr]

Setne

(SHAKE IT): Aryanne says, "Whomever would I spread it around and about to?"

Aryanne

>.> It's worse when you know the context:

(Tells:) : Do try not to spread it about, though, regardless."

(SHAKE IT): You say, "Whomever would I spread it around and about to?"
(SHAKE IT): You say, ".... Miss."

Moirean

Valin intones, "I see that you have resorted to killing people who have no idea what is going on."

You shout, "In Bloodloch's defence, Xavin killed Arozaria before them."

Voice rumbling in a low, powerful roar, Xavin bellows, "In Xavin's defense, shut it, Imp."

You shout, "But Xavin YOU are Xavin."

Bellowing loudly enough to be heard across the continent, Eleanor shouts, "No need to rub it in."

Moirean

Eleanor is just full of delicious quotes tonight:


PUBLIC NEWS #5690
Date: 6/11/2014 at 0:13
From: Ingram M. Tenor
To : Daskalos Qefin
Subj: Haven

Daskalos!

Leave Haven alone!

If the long talks shared between he and I near-nightly have taught me
anything, it's that his heart is in the right place. I, Ingram M. Tenor,
personally vouch for Haven! If you can trust anyone, you can trust me.
Ingram and Haven! Your friends.




Sincerely,
Team Havgram.

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Totes imagining Ingram as the leave britney alone boy now."

(Spirean Hunters): Aren says, "Lol."

(Spirean Hunters): Ingram says, "Dye his hair blonde and have him bawl a lot wearing a shirt "Haven is swell!""

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "XD."

(Spirean Hunters): Ingram says, "I hope I don't piss off his player, though. I'll feel bad because Ingram lives to fuck with Haven."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Haven's teflon."

(Spirean Hunters): Eleanor says, "Is that racist?"

Haven

@Ingram: lol, no way. Totally enjoying it for what it is even if my character gets upset: roleplay.

Moirean

Plato's soul has been rent from his body by Daweson.
You divine the location of this death as Hilltop on the edge of mists in Duiran.
They were assisted by: Gwenith, Daskalos, Koari, Elwyn.

Plato's voice resonates across the land, "Yea cause Duiran has changed a WHOLE LOT."

Rashar's thunderous rumble rips across the land like a tidal wave, "Oh. Someone else realized you're an idiot. Shh. Spinesreach is next, Plato."

You shout, "Spinesreach is Progressive. We've realized for decades."

(Tells|Plato): His voice laden with crackling fire, Plato whispers warmly to you, "Yea... cause everyone just "LOVES" me in spines..."

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