Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "How do I join this clan, then?"

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "Just show up on the job site, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed! We'll have work for you yet."

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "My tail is not bushy. That's YOURS! Sillyhead."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "It's more fluffy, really. That's neither here nor there."

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "Not seeing any camp here in the Cradle."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "I literally just posted about it! Hashan wasn't destroyed in a... yes it was."

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "Always make sure you get your ducks in a row before you start explodi-."

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "I forget where I was going with that."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "Ha ha, WHAT!"

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "Sorry. The sea here. It's shiny. Distracti-."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "I could always sell you a pair of patented Sindele Clan Relic-Hunter's Goggles."

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "Patented to do whatnow, other than take my money?"

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "Well s'what it's good at."

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "Ah well, I'm rich. I'll buy a pair for novelty."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "Oh, good! Let me uhh, let me go paint something really quick."

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "You're peeing, aren't you. That's codeword for peeing."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "Just went!"

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tells you, "Sindele Clan fact: If you pee in the ocean here, it turns blue!"

You tell Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "!"

You have emoted: Moirean begins to shimmy out of her pants. Clearly the scientist in her needs to verify this.

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary jogs in, nearly out of breath.

"I finished your go-" Eiger, a werewolf mercenary clamps her lips and turns away.

You have emoted: Moirean lets out a squeak and quickly tugs her pants up, flashing you a bronzed glimpse of Impish bum. She was definitely NOT about to pee.

You have emoted: Moirean coughs and sputters and lifts her chin and VERY PROFESSIONALLY says, "Hello."

Dazed-looking, Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tosses a pair of goggles to you. "I've seen some thiiings."

You stare implacably at a big brown buffalo.

Clearly scandalized, you say to Eiger, a werewolf mercenary, "It's his fault."

Pointing the finger of guilt, you gaze sternly at a big brown buffalo, laying the blame heavily upon his shoulders.

You have emoted: Moirean's buffalo passively chews some cud, blankly staring back at the Imp.
It can only be worn in the following location: eyes.

Goggles:
These oversized goggles are fitted for a large head, with a broad strap to secure them snugly to the skull. They are quite useless, as the word "SINDELE" has been painted over the lenses in red.

Your eyes go wide and you emit a surprised and excited "Ooh!" at a pair of Sindele Clan Official Relic-Hunting Goggles.

You crease your brow in a frown.

You say, "My head isn't big enough."

"Yeah, uhh, ooh! You'll look real smart in those. That'll be..." Eiger, a werewolf mercenary and then leaning forward, whispering, she says, "One thousand sovs."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary says, "The oversized-ness is a fashion statement. It's very post-Regime."

You have emoted: Moirean slips into the goggles. They clunk down around her chin, lenses gigantic. She's all neck and eyes and tangled red curls. A happy squeak resonates from the mess.

Brightly, you say, "I...I think they are working! I see some treasure RIGHT NOW!"

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary frowns in concern and reaches out to help adjust you. "Here, here."

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary tries to pull the goggles down to your neck, but gets stuck on the horns, and backs off. "Ack-- well... they're very fetching! Yeah, try not to get carried away with all that INCREDIBLE LOOT you'll be hauling off."

You have emoted: With that, Moirean begins to wander off towards the quicksilver sea, feet nearly yanked out from under her as the grip on the goggles tugs her back. "Yuuurrrk!" she eloquently quips.

Undaunted, you say, "I'm going to be rich!"

Eiger, a werewolf mercenary says, "Careful now! Lotta water out there! It's bottomless, I hear. Anyway, good luck!"

[HINT]: To use your officially-endorsed Sindele Clan Official Relic-Hunting Goggles (SCORHG), just...

[HINT]: Well they don't seem to do anything.

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LIES. They make me go

Damonicus

Meyvitch tells you, "Where's a shrine to Dhar in Tiyen?"

Meyvitch tells you, "Oops, you're not my da!"

The bloodline of Aren:
Parents
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Daelin M: Unknown F: Unknown

Siblings
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Ruslan (Half)
Jill (Half)
Mazzion (Half)

Children
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Meyvitch M: Aren F: Daskalos
Damonicus M: Unknown F: Aren

Insert REALLY?!?! Meme here :P

Moirean

(Web): Ison says, "I need a protip for this prybar."

(Web): You say, "It's a tricky mechanic called EMOTING."

(Web): Riluo says, ":P."

(Web): You say, "Give it a few tries, you'll figure it out."

(Web): Ison says, "Web kick moirean."

Haven

(Web): Toz says, "Spinesreach is the horniest city in the game."

(Web): Moirean says, "Yes."

Setne

(Enorian): Dunur says, "What is in the sewer?"

(Enorian): Rivas says, "Regret."

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Taelin says, "Where am I missing it? Lesser somewhere Distant of Reach, but not Southern tundra, Dry Plaines, or anywhere else ive checked."

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Lesser focus: Before an exquisite gazebo - City of Djeir."

I blame Omei. Somehow.

Omei

Moirean

I'm afraid that you'll threaten to moon me again.

Moirean

(Web): Yarel says, "Lol. I didn't realize my Gem of Transmutation was a sex-change arti too...."
(Web): You say, "WHAT IT IS."
(Web): You say, "HOW."
(Web): You say, "I WANT A TEMPORARY BOY BIT."
(Web): Noelle says, "Gem of transmutation, moimoi."
(Web): Noelle says, "Well u heard it."
(Web): You say, ""gem44164" a gem of transmutation."
(Web): Noelle says, "Do it."
(Web): You say, "I have one."
(Web): Yarel says, "Pill of Transmogrification is much cheaper."
(Web): You say, "What is the syntax to be a boy?"
(Web): Yarel says, "TRANSMUTE GENDER."

As you lay a hand upon a gem of transmutation, you feel its magic wash over you in a tingling wave as it rapidly morphs your body into a male.

(Web): You say, "Omg halp what."
(Web): You say, "I'm a dude."
(Web): Noelle says, "Pill of transmofrigication is also one time only."
(Web): Noelle says, "Transfdnsfjskn."
(Web): Noelle says, "Not what i want."
(Web): Yarel says, "Oh you wanna be able to switch back and forth."
(Web): Yarel says, "Lol."
(Web): Noelle says, "Ye."

The gem doesn't have enough power recharged to transmute your gender just yet.

(Web): You say, "Omg halp what."
(Web): You say, "I'm stuck with a unicorn."
(Web): You say, "*flail*."
(Web): Noelle says, "Ye, for a day or so."
(Web): Mazzion says, "Lol."
(Web): Noelle says, "Calm down."
(Web): You say, "*flop*."
(Web): You say, "....*touches?*."
(Web): Noelle says, "Is moi's unicorn proportional."
(Web): You say, "IT IS HUGE."
(Web): Noelle says, "Like is it rly small like a tiny mushroom attached to u."
(Web): You say, "I AM A STUD."
(Web): Noelle says, "Moi's unicorn is the size of her entire body."
(Web): You say, "ONLY WHEN I AM EXCITED."
(Web): Noelle says, "Still only the size of an average unicorn to everyone else."
(Web): You say, "WHICH, AS AN IMP, IS ALWAYS."
(Web): You say, "TOZ SHOULD LOGIN."
(Web): Noelle says, "Moi gonna peg him."
(Web): You say, "You sent the following message to Toz: I. Uhh. Have. Umm. A...err. Surprise for you."
(Web): You say, "HE WILL BE SO EXCITED."

Moirean

So I'm trying to tweak the output of the new tells because f Voxes and...

(Tells|tells): tells tells tell, "Telltelltelltelltelltell."

clan command tell Oh halp
(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tell, "Tell tell."

clan command tell I've switched like every word in the game to be subbed by tell
(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tell, "Tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell."

clan command tell All I see is (Tell Tell Tell) tell tell, "tell tell tell tell"
(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tell, "Tell tell tell tell (Tell Tell Tell) tell tell, "tell tell tell tell"."

(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tells, "... tell."
(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tells, "Tell tell tell tell."
(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tells, "Tell tell tell?"
(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tells, "Tell tell tell tell."
(Tell Tell Tell): Tell tells, "...tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell?"

-- I go to fiddle with stuff --

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Test."
(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Yay."
(Spirean Joint Command): Lim says, "Test test test test test test test test test?"
(Spirean Joint Command): Merelii says, "Tell tell."
(Spirean Joint Command): Eleanor says, "Tell tell tell tell, tell tell."
(Spirean Joint Command): Lim says, "NO I'm not telling. stop asking."
(Spirean Joint Command): Eleanor says, "Tell tell, tell?"
(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "I hate you all."
(Spirean Joint Command): Lim says, "Hate hate hate hate hate hate, hate. ."
(Spirean Joint Command): Eleanor says, "Tell."

I know why Maghak is the Spirean Patron. It's because the city is full of Trolls.

Alee

@Moirean When I did mine I just ended up looping the trigger some how, yours is far more amusing.

Rivas

Nyan.

Moirean

You know you buy too many giftbags, when...

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Lim says, "My bank locked my card because they thought I got hit by a scam ."

Serrice

Report #31
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Submitted by: Asilient Status : Unsubmitted
Skillset : Forging Skillname : Pots'n'pans
Creation Date:
Submitted Date:
[x]Archive
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Problem:
Knights can forge cooking utensils, but cannot put them to practical use.
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Solution #1:
Allow us to execute an instant kill with cooking utensils. We will arm our troops with
pots and pans, if we must!
Solution #2:
Solution #3:
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Decision:
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Ashmer

Colonel Daskalos stands here, at the head of a newbie army. He wields The Never-Ending Drumstick in his left hand. A newbie army stands here. She is riding a lustrously-armored donkey. She wields a pot in her left hand and a pan in her right hand.

(Research): Ilyon says, "Guess we'll have to let them have this one."

Daskalos

...what the heck?

Daskalos

Presented without context:

(Web): Liska says, "It goes soft if you suck on it hard enough."

Serrice

Report #1648
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Submitted by: Alexina Status : Approved
Skillset : Sanguis Skillname : Sanguis
Creation Date: 2013/12/29 19:34:11
Submitted Date: 2013/12/29 19:36:37
[ ]Archive
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Problem:
Using the wrong syntax when creating a minion kills your old minion without
giving you a new one. For example: 'raise corpse as banana' -> The wight
staggers, falls, and crumbles into dust. -> Powerful though your undead blood
is, it does not grant the ability to raise that.
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Solution #1:
Change it so that your old minion dies only if another minion is actually
raised.
Solution #2:
Add a new 'banana' minion to sanguis. It would be undead and cause people to
slip on the ground and fall when trying to move.
Solution #3:
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Decision:
2014/01/06 21:05:56
Solution 1.
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Ahaha. you, @Alexina.

Moirean

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Eleanor has entered the Fracture. Bored? Go kill!"
(Research): You say, "Eleanor has entered the Fracture. PK whores, you know what to do."
(Spirean Joint Command): Eleanor says, "Sware on me mum just try it I'll roll ya."
(Spirean Joint Command): Lim says, "LOL."
(Spirean Joint Command): Carthenian says, "That sounds like a challenge!"
(Spirean Joint Command): Eleanor says, "I'll roleplay you to death."
(Spirean Joint Command): Eleanor says, "Sick artifacted emotes."
(Spirean Joint Command): Carthenian says, "Okay.. I'm cool.."

Serrice

Message #2969 Sent By: Valingar Received On: 5/15/2014/15:22
"// I found an interesting feature in my lunge script. Upon impaling someone
with lunge, my system did this: SendNoEcho("qeb disembowel Serrice")."

Message #2970 Sent By: Valingar Received On: 5/15/2014/15:23
"// Instead of an actual target, you were apparently always the target. Oh
well, good thing turns out disembowel doesn't need a target."

Rivas

You're very disembowelable.

Aishia

Serrice said:

Report #1648 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submitted by: Alexina Status : Approved Skillset : Sanguis Skillname : Sanguis Creation Date: 2013/12/29 19:34:11 Submitted Date: 2013/12/29 19:36:37 [ ]Archive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Problem: Using the wrong syntax when creating a minion kills your old minion without giving you a new one. For example: 'raise corpse as banana' -> The wight staggers, falls, and crumbles into dust. -> Powerful though your undead blood is, it does not grant the ability to raise that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Solution #1: Change it so that your old minion dies only if another minion is actually raised. Solution #2: Add a new 'banana' minion to sanguis. It would be undead and cause people to slip on the ground and fall when trying to move. Solution #3: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Decision: 2014/01/06 21:05:56 Solution 1. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ahaha. you, @Alexina.</div>

I think the important thing to realize here is 100% liaison support for solution #2.

Volka

[spoiler](Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "You know I just looked at my finger and realized I drew a moustache on it so I could be my own evil twin earlier when people were irritating me." (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Erm..." (Spinesreach): Denira says, "Interesting." (Spinesreach): Ishin says, "What a novel idea. Perhaps next time you should draw it on your ass, that would be even more evil, when you started talking to yourself." (Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Good twin would be more believable." (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Why when I can just look at you for a similar picture Ishin." (Spinesreach): Ishin says, "Because your ass doesn't have my fabulous teeth." (Spinesreach): Eleanor says, "I was about to ask what arse has a moustache, but I realised I don't want to know the particulars of your derriere, Ishin." (Spinesreach): Ishin says, "Gnehehehhee." You say to Aarbrok, "Sir, if your arse looks like Ishin, you uh...may want to see a medic." (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Though I imagine I would be running with different crowds should I be donned in as much leather as you." Inquisitor Aarbrok Furor says, "Quite true." (Spinesreach): Ishin says, "Yes, you might actually be a little attractive and manage to have a little fun other than trying to live vicariously through your...finger." (Spinesreach): Denira says, "I live vicariously through my knife." (Spinesreach): Eleanor says, "It never ceases to astound me how much I never knew I didn't want to know about people's private lives, until Spinesreach starts getting chatty for the month." (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I ...you win this round." (Spinesreach): Ishin says, "I usually do, but I graciously accept your concession, Grand Courser." (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "You can confirm with Volka that I have bowed out like a gentleman." Aarbrok totally bowed like a gentleman. Chuckling, you say, "Anyway, if you need me later, just let me know." Aarbrok nods his head emphatically. (Spinesreach): You say, "Aye, yep, sure did." (Spinesreach): Denira says, "Haven't figured a safe way to pursue a romance of any fashion with one though... My cellmate told me that I was gonna roll over on the bloody thing one of these nights and die."[/spoiler] --I threw in some spoiler tags for you, but I have no idea why the formatting is weird. I blame the new edit box. --Rivas

Gwenith

After getting a mask of lifevision from a giftbag I got around to probing it.

A simple white mask shaped like a grinning clown, this mask looks to have been carved by a skilled
artisan.
It is an Ankyrean artifact, enchanted with the following powers:
lifevision
It can only be worn in the following location: face.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of a beating phoenix heart.

Gwenith

You collect 126 gold from the corpse.
Having slain a misty apparition, you retrieve the corpse.
A rush of energy fills you as you feel ready to deliver a devastating blow upon your next target.
Equilibrium Used: 3.75 seconds

You have recovered equilibrium.

You put 666 gold sovereigns in a plain grey pack.

-snicker-

Serrice

Valingar tells you, "I did a heartstop yesterday."
You tell Valingar, "A necrosis?"
Valingar tells you, "Yeah."
You tell Valingar, "Why?"
Valingar tells you, "So I wouldn't have to listen to Daskalos' velvety whisper wafting to
me."
Valingar tells you, "Some of these iterators should be PK cause."

Haven

I completely agree with @Valingar. A punch in the face at the very least for some of them.

Eleanor

The velvety tongue one is gross. Their velvety tongue reaches your ear, does it? So they're just leaning over and sticking it in there, slurrrrp.

Setne

Just as your lower back starts to ache, Lemaen, the Exiled permits you to stop. He says that although being hard as rock is important at the moment of discharge,

They didn't teach this at the academy.

I also learned that Lemaen loves to jog, no matter the subject.

Ashmer

Eleanor said:

The velvety tongue one is gross. Their velvety tongue reaches your ear, does it? So they're just leaning over and sticking it in there, slurrrrp.