Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Meyvitch

They are delicious muffins! No one told me you were working with Sess prior to that. If she's ok with it, I suppose it's fine. I just dislike promoting a darkie's shop, muffins or no. :P

Lin

Okay this? This is what we mean when we say "forum RP". Nearly every post after Eleanor's quote is something that could (should) have been handled in-game. I'm honestly ashamed of you guys, our RP community is better than that.

But anyway, move on n' stuff.

Alee

(Web): Daskalos says, "My newbie army, depart!"

Daskalos... commander of newbs.

Ashmer

I told you, musical phenomenon. @Daskalos and the Newbs. They're about to release their first album, Fisticuffs, in May, and they're touring this fall. Check it out, man.

Daskalos

Hey man, I've got like... 5 kids in the Luminaries that are super interested in combat and coming out to every lesser. It's pretty awesome. They're my newbie army.

Ashmer

Ezalor has died, succumbing to a punishing barrage of newbie kicks.

Daskalos

One day I want to newbiekick someone to death with an army. It's a secret fantasy.

Toz

I was throwing out over 2k damage with newbiekick while in Teradrim.

Serrice

I REMEMBER THIS.

Setne

(The Bullet): Ashmer says, "I'm actually going to bite down."

Ashmer

Daskalos

Message #18123 Sent By: Razmael         Received On: 4/29/2014/3:01
"Concoctions gmcp issues should be fixed. Probably."

You sent the following message to Razmael:
Xavin gave me 1600 sigils so I could resigil Eno.... yea, I checked inventory, d\c'd.

Message #18124 Sent By: Razmael Received On: 4/29/2014/3:02
"Issue xavin for abuse."

issue xavin Abuse because Razmael told me to in a message because he gave me too many sigils
Thank you, your issue has been submitted as #17157.
Xavin has been notified and asked to submit a reply.

You sent the following message to Razmael:
Done. 17157.

Message #18125 Sent By: Razmael Received On: 4/29/2014/3:03
"It would've been funnier if he was online."

You sent the following message to Razmael:
It'll be funnier in the morning when he sees I issued him and goes 'wtf'

Message #18126 Sent By: Razmael Received On: 4/29/2014/3:04
"Even funnier when he sees I cursed him."

Benedicto

Fault with GMCP? #BlameXavin

War in the Middle East? #BlameXavin

Aliens invade and the Earth is turned into an amusement park by large arachnoids with a penchant for adrenaline pumping theme park rides? Definitely #BlameXavin

Trager

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "Like if Razmael was like "Sup guys: New artifact released. We call it the Big Incredible Targetting Choke Hold. For 35,000 credits you can use BITCH to increase your health regeneration by 300% and quadruple your damage output for 10 minutes with an hour cooldown."

 

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "...miss."

 

 

Haven

Trager said:

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "Like if Razmael was like "Sup guys: New artifact released. We call it the Big Incredible Targetting Choke Hold. For 35,000 credits you can use BITCH to increase your health regeneration by 300% and quadruple your damage output for 10 minutes with an hour cooldown."

 

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "...miss."

 

 

Why you hate me so much?

Damonicus

Trager said:

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "Like if Razmael was like "Sup guys: New artifact released. We call it the Big Incredible Targetting Choke Hold. For 35,000 credits you can use BITCH to increase your health regeneration by 300% and quadruple your damage output for 10 minutes with an hour cooldown."

 

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "...miss."

You forgot the next line

(The Black Flagon Inn): Daskalos says, "Got it!."

 

 

Vinyarion

(Duiran): Brynn says, "Yanking the cooter right out."

Jensen

If we wrote down all of brynns mistells it'd fill her own thread

Moirean

Canasius tells you, "I think that Serrice person is not sure of their gender."

Kaleigh

(Web): Jayke says, "We're off to see the wizard, the Lizardous Wizard of Xaan!"

Moirean

(Spinesreach): You say, "As a happy note before I go, we've made a million gold in the past 4 years. These are profits AFTER me spending 750k on crazy flights of construction. So. Nice job, especially to our ministers."

(Spinesreach): Kikon says, "How many spires do we have now?"

(Spinesreach): You say, "NOT ENOUGH."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Ooer now I don't want to nap..."

(Spinesreach): Kikon says, "So much for profits!"

(Spinesreach): You say, "I think there's room over by the fair grounds."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Oh! oh!"

(Spinesreach): You say, "We could put a giant slide in one."

(Spinesreach): Menelaus says, "Should put some research into how you can put Spires on top of Spires."

(Spinesreach): Argolis says, "One that ends in a giant ball pit?"

(Spinesreach): Rajazel says, "'Giant slide' to some is 'regular slide' to others."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Have it land in a ball pit. Bearamid. Liquid steel."

(Spinesreach): Tina says, "I believe four currently, maybe five if you really stretch the definition f a spire."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Hroagh."

(Spinesreach): Tina says, "But it has been on the councils to do list for a while now that the five spires should have at least five spires."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Forsciencesablehroaghbearamid."

(Spinesreach): Argolis says, "Don't forget the piano.."

(Spinesreach): You say, "In the Institute! To the southeast!"

(Spinesreach): Cannan says, "This may be the most Spirean conversation I've ever heard."

A stray, brightly colored wooden ball rolls by, helped along by the breeze.

...that timing...

Kerryn

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "Whatever you want. I'm like BurgerKing. Have it your way! ."

Jensen

You say to a grook girl, "I killed, cooked, 'n ate yer parents."

You pay 200 gold sovereign and receive a plate of Grook legs in garlic butter.

You give a plate of Grook legs in garlic butter to a grook girl.

A deep, resonant note echoes from all throughout the corridors of the Citadel, creating a tremulous
sound that seems to rattle the sky itself. In its wake, a chill wind bellows across the firmament,
embracing the twilight of a new dusk.

You have emoted: With a feral smile, Jensen says, "Enjoy."

Ashmer

Since the rogue didn't actually post this:

You tell Daskalos, "(( I want to whisper sweet nothings into your chat capture."

Daskalos

At least you didn't post all of it.

Moirean

You call upon the Divine to make you fleet of foot and feel your prayers answered with a rush of adrenaline flooding your body.
You have gained the divine_speed defence.
H:6622/6622 M:5066/5066 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:29.30% [csdb -b lr]
The favor of Maghak has worn off.

Pro-status.

Setne

Rashar has been flame-grilled.

best deathsight ever

Rashar

I was >< close.

Arbre

A tree snail's hot blood sates your animalistic thirst and you feel your madness recede.

RAWRRRGGG!!!

Irruel

Ignore, forums are broken and I can't be bothered editing it in raw mode.