Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "...wtf at all the x carnis."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Namechange xoirean."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "I started it first."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Irien says, "Xirien has a nice ring..."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Haha."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "It does sound kinda evil."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "And less girly."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Irien says, "Right that's it! I'm changing!"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Irien says, "XD."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "I thought Irien was a girl >_>."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Vimi says, "Question."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Me too >_>."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "I Just realized that he's not."

The following members of the Carnifex are in the realm:

Member         Rank                          Position       Class

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Moirean        Commander of the Shadow Keep  Guildmaster    Carnifex

Satomi         Desecrater                    Secretary      Indorani

Xenia          Reveler of Carnage            Secretary      Carnifex

Vimi           Postulant                                    Carnifex

Xemnas         Postulant                     Novice Aide    Carnifex

Xhomas         Postulant                     Novice Aide    Carnifex

Inali          Recruit                       Novice         Carnifex

Xirien         Recruit                       Novice         Carnifex

Rashar

Roux snorts, looking down at you from amidst the 'cage' of your arms. "He -is- a troublemaker." she agrees, but there's a fond tone to her words.

You murmur to Roux, "I've got your trouble, love. Riight here."

Kerryn waits for just the right time before childishly sticking her tongue out at you. "Biggest one I've ever seen." she adds, a slow smile pulling at her lips.

@kerryn killed me. 

Moirean

Having the Carnis display custom moves. Some of the reactions...

With a nod, you say, "Xenia, Carivah and Xemnas - show you are well versed in the Carnifex arts and beyond that, that you can be creative and adapt. Demonstrate a unique use of your weapons and describe the advantage of such an ability on the battlefield."

You say, "The OTHER two of you, critique the custom move displayed and point out weaknesses. A Commander must be both creative AND critical, able to think up new ideas AND spot flaws."

"A unique use," Carivah repeats murmuring, peering at her weapons.

Pondering thoughtfully, a grimace on his face Xemnas raises his bardiche above his head, pulling it behind him to rest it upon his shoulders. "A unique use of my weapon...hrm..." he says, to himself, aloud.

With a frown as she studies the reactions, you say, "A use for the BATTLEFIELD, not the bedroom."

Xemnas flashes you a wicked grin, nodding. "I'm glad you specified, Commander," he says with a chuckle.

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(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "Does this have to be something that can be done in game?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "Or is it just RP."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Just RP."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Carivah says, "Just RP."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "Okay."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "X move will be in the upcoming Carni changes though."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Since so many Carnifex are named with an X."

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(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "I'm going to hurt you Xenia."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "Fair warning."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xemnas says, "Whee!"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Hurt so good?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xemnas says, "Much hurt."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, ";)"

----

Xenia cranes her neck up, blood streaking down from her cheek, "I'm pretty pitting stuck here, and she did make and X with her swords, as much as I'd like to offer critique," she states grimly, "I can not."

<we all keep chatting>

Xenia continues to struggle on the ground, "Ser, mind recalling those souls?" she asks.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Poor xenia."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "NO KIDDING."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xemnas says, "Sittin there all being groped by souls and shit."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xemnas says, "And we're all standing around chatting."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xemnas says, "How inconsiderate!"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "NO KIDDING."

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(Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "My move is called the G-spot, no one has ever seen it."

Carivah

Quotes & Subtext: Without the fancy supertext.

Lin

(Ishin Street): Draiman says, "Yo dawg, heard you like tables, so we put tables inside your tables so you could kill yourself."

Moirean

So Ishin was getting a bit ragey...

The following citizens of Spinesreach are in the realm:

Citizen        Rank                          Position                    [CT?]

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Moirean        Princeps                      Chair of the Secretariat

Xenia          Princeps                      Aide to War

Ishin          The Angry Man                 Aide to War

Merelii        Magistra                      Ambassador

Taygeta        Magistra                      Aide to Chancellor

Faerah         Magistra

Satomi         Comrade                       Aide to War

Rho            Comrade                                                   [OFF]

Winterlynn     Comrade

Eyolf          Comrade

Aarbrok        Comrade                       Research Minister

Kallah         Citizen                       Trade Minister

Xemnas         Citizen                       Aide to Trade

Torvin         Proletarian

Rhoyen         Proletarian

Teani          Proletarian                   Aide to Research

Vimi           Proletarian                   Aide to Ambassador

Terrah         Proletarian

Moirean

Rashar pokes at Valingar. "Don't be such a prude, feller. You act like this is the first time you've seen a man in a dress before."

Arbre

(Duiran): Xavin says, "By the Pillars of Flame! Farewell."
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(Dion an Duir): Xavin says, "Also."
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(Dion an Duir): Xavin says, "By Auresae's breasts! Haet this april fools."
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(Dion an Duir): Xavin says, "..."

Moirean

Some Toz quotes!

Toz agrees with you, "Aye, Commander. Hesitant, weak, unwilling to suffer to earn what she wants? Not precisely desirable qualities. Better they are weeded out now, than before the Tainting." He considers the head here for a moment, then shakes his head. "I placed this here as a lesson. I am disinterested in it being here now."

Toz gingerly affixes a mushroom sigil to a pike with the decapitated head of Vimi, and upon contact there is a magical explosion that destroys the mushroom sigil, but leaves a pike with the decapitated head of Vimi intact, while leaving Toz hurt and bleeding.

With a smirk, you say, "The pike has other ideas."

Toz stares implacably at a pike with the decapitated head of Vimi.

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(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "The most apt comparison I see, to the Carnifex, is a military-related comparison."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "It's basically Star Wars."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "And we're all Darth Vader."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Nerd."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Benedicto

(Newbie): Aecello says, "Can someone help me with a simple auto beetler?"

(Newbie): Ishin says, "I recommend just making an alias to attack beetles, turning RATS on, and 

moving from room to room."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "I meant for attacking, I would move myself."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "Besides, HELP TRIGGERS. Tell you that you are allowed to have a completely 

automated system as long as you are sitting at your computer and are responsive, does it not?"

(Newbie): Aecello says, "In the end, that is not my goal."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "I am merely looking for a beetler that attacks the beetles automatically. 

Then I'd move myself, as I've already said."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "Ah, but no worries, I can just make one myself."

(Newbie): Ishin says, "I mean for attacking too. Hence the whole alias bit. And moving from room to 

room on your own. We call it, more or less, 'manualing' here."

(Newbie): Damonicus says, "I would recommend joining KLL clan, that is the clan that helps people 

with different systems from MUSH, Mudlet, and C/Zmud. They are very informative and can help you on 

that."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "Which I've heard that you don't do."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "Thank you, Damonicus. That is what I like to call real help."

(Newbie): Ishin says, "We certainly do do it. Many of us older players came up doing it. Most of the 

younger ones too, who aren't alts of more experienced players."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "Just shhhh, Ishin. No more. Nobebody wants to hear you ramble on. This is 

for helping newbies, which is me."

(Newbie): Aecello says, "Thank you."

Draiman

Draiman: How am I suppose to tell the difference between an npc and a player if they're both unresponsive after they spam the fuck out of me when I get off the Isle, yanno?
Ashmer: The player has less IQ.

Ashmer

Oh you really did quote that.

Rashar

Noticed by @trager, several days after @moirean got to me when I had to run AFK in Spinesreach. 

 (dipping between his cleavage) : a coral-covered pendant

Oh, youuu. I wonder how long it would have taken me to notice.

And I wonder how many other people went ...

Toz

Shh, @Ishin. Shhh, shh. No more.

Teani

@Rashar: After you removed all the other things, that is what kept me snickering. @Moirean. It's the subtle things.

Moirean

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Riluo has entered the Fracture. Bored? Go kill!"

(Research): You say, "Riluo has entered the Fracture. PK whores, you know what to do."

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Segial has entered the Fracture. Bored? Go kill!"

(Research): You say, "Segial has entered the Fracture. PK whores, you know what to do."

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Benedicto has entered the Fracture. Bored? Go kill!"

(Research): You say, "Benedicto has entered the Fracture. PK whores, you know what to do."

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Trager has entered the Fracture. Bored? Go kill!"

(Research): You say, "Trager has entered the Fracture. PK whores, you know what to do."

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "Conner has entered the Fracture. Bored? Go kill!"

(Research): You say, "Conner has entered the Fracture. PK whores, you know what to do."

(Research): Riluo says, ":(."

Solaria

I'm just sitting there, minding my own business and reading Reddit when @Rashar happened..

Rashar tells you, "(( Bloogle bloogle. ))"

Rashar tells you, "(( That's what a pregnant Kelki sounds like. ))"

Rashar

Obviously, she didn't appreciate my linguistic abilities.

Haven

(Web): Dourif says, "You Americans can't even understand english."

(Web): Catty says, "/stare."

(Web): Dourif says, "Taken Ison for example."

Daskalos

(The Quorum): Aryanne says, "Occasionally I play "six degrees of boffing Aren"."

(The Quorum): Aryanne says, "I -rarely- need six."

Damonicus

Daskalos said:

(The Quorum): Aryanne says, "Occasionally I play "six degrees of boffing Aren"."

(The Quorum): Aryanne says, "I -rarely- need six."

I fell out of my chair laughing at this.

Meyvitch

How many degrees am I? ^_^

Aryanne

@meyvitch

One, as far as I know

Haven

(Web): Damonicus says, "Because you are the wind beneath my wongs."

Haven

(Web): Catty has joined your web.

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(Web): Catty says, "Hia."

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(Web): Ezalor says, "Enemy entered area: the Putoran Hills."

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(Web): Catty says, "19 - Demarcus, Dwodin, Elwyn, Ezalor, Infin, Kallah, Kinder, Lasya, Mariena, Meyvitch, Moirean, Qwin, Rajazel, Sarita, Tina, Tirria, Tsvanni, Xavin, Xenia at A large stone dais area: Putoran Hills."

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(Web): Catty says, "Wtf?"

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(Web): Ezalor says, "Lesser."

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(Web): Catty says, "Yeah right."

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(Web): Moirean says, "MAJOR."

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(Web): Cariv says, "He means major."

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(Web): Cariv says, "Foci."

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(Web): Cariv says, "But they disbaled pk."

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(Web): Cariv says, "We have to rp for control."

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(Web): Ezalor says, "^."

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(Web): Cariv says, "So I rageqq."

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(Web): Moirean says, "Damariel's tapping it. Ivoln is afraid to attack without an Ison."

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(Web): Catty says, "O.o."

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(Web): Alexina says, "This is exciting omg."

Moirean

Aldric says, "I'd lunge for wood any day."

Haven

The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "Demarcus."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Demarcus says, "Yes?"

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "You have a system?"

(The Black Flagon Inn): Demarcus says, "Um... yes? I think it is Windows 7."

Trager

You bleed 548 health.
You fall to the ground as the last drops of life-giving blood drain out of your body.
You have been slain by a mosquito.

 

....Why. Just... why.

Arbre

A green apple comes speeding in from the west and strikes you!

You squint your eyes and look out toward the west.
Dark, shadow-haunted tunnels.
A slick coating of purple sludge drips over everything here. A small green blob of slime roams here, barely maintaining its form.
You see exits leading northeast, east, and south.

You yell, "ARGHHHHH."

The Divine voice of Dhar echoes in your head, "Have an apple."

You tell Dhar, the Underking, "Uhm. You are... strange. I assumed it was Serrice."

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Senwick you're a cool cat."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Senwick says, "I'm not cool... I'm a tundra."