Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Trager

Completely... Out... Of... Context...

 

Hate you. So much.

 

Arbre

@Trager tells you, "Thinking I should change a few things."
You tell Trager Del'baeth, "Oh?"
Trager tells you, "Yes, yes. How many grandfathers do YOU know that wander about, pants-less?"

Moirean

Pantsless would facilitate the balls-deep, yes.

Damonicus

Arbre said:

@Trager tells you, "Thinking I should change a few things."
You tell Trager Del'baeth, "Oh?"
Trager tells you, "Yes, yes. How many grandfathers do YOU know that wander about, pants-less?"

I did not know Trager was Aren's grandkid?!?

Trager

I. Died. Laughing.

 

@Rashar

 

[2:49:14 AM] Zach (Rashar): Well the one I was like "I want more, I'm so greedy. If I could scoop you up into a tiny little ball of mine, I would cut a hole in my chest and stuff you so far down you would never escape"
[2:49:19 AM] Zach (Rashar): And then I was like dude did you just type that?

Trager

@Rashar

 

Recently, at a lesser...

 

A cloaked figure chants, "Rager WO KELO TOLYA."

Trager

(Web): @Rashar says, "If I was going to have sex with a man."

(Web): You say, "Oh god Rashar."

(Web): Rashar says, "It would be a manly one."

(Web): Rashar says, "So Trager is out."

(Web): You say, "This poor fuc- .."

(Web): You say, "I'm done now."

 

I feel the love.

Calipso

(Griefers Anonymous): Tsvanni says, "RP'ing with him is like trying to have sex with a blender."

(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "Hahahahahah."

(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "Wish I could quote that."

(Griefers Anonymous): Tsvanni says, "Its clumsy and you end up worse off for it regardless of the outcome."

(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "Im wondering if you've tried Tsvanni!"

(Griefers Anonymous): Tsvanni says, "No, but I could still RP it better than he could."

(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "*z-snap*."

Calipso

You sink your fangs into a warband of 20 Steelhew heavies, camus flowing into his veins.
Before you can do any real damage, a warband of 20 Steelhew heavies shoves you back by sheer weight
of numbers. You're going to need an army to take them down!
A warband of 20 Steelhew warriors springs to a warband of 20 Steelhew heavies's defence.



Was worth a shot

Lin

Design #5864, badass buckled boots, was submitted to the tailoring queue.

Calipso

Haven's head has been skillfully removed from his shoulders by Slyphe, the Maelstrom.

Daskalos' deep rumbling voice resounds across the continent, "The Holy Word is Truth, and Truth is
found in the Holy Word. Death will find you, Undead. Repent, and Seek the Light, and you can join
the Age of Dawn."

Trager's head has been skillfully removed from his shoulders by Slyphe, the Maelstrom.

You shout, "Excellent timing Daskalos..."

It really was..

Calipso

Aarbrok has been slain by the freezing power of a black, leather-bound journal of the Cabal entitled,
 "The Book of the Cabal".


Uh....hmm...

Periluna

Calipso said:

Aarbrok has been slain by the freezing power of a black, leather-bound journal of the Cabal entitled,
 "The Book of the Cabal".


Uh....hmm...

FOR SCIENCE!

Damonicus

BEST CHANGELOG EVAH!!

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Maghak

Aetolia. Aetolia never changes.

Draiman

Edit: Stupid forums.

(Web): Zeydd says, "Maz is ur name mazzion."
H:5504 M:4888 E:27880 W:24900 B:100% Night [csdb@ eb]
(Web): Riluo says, "If you want to know Maz's name its best to ask your mother."

Calipso

Draiman said:

Edit: Stupid forums.

(Web): Zeydd says, "Maz is ur name mazzion."
H:5504 M:4888 E:27880 W:24900 B:100% Night [csdb@ eb]
(Web): Riluo says, "If you want to know Maz's name its best to ask your mother."

Arbre

Xavin has had his life snuffed out by Xavin.
You divine the location of this death as A large grassy lawn in Hashan.
(6256) Located within (Hashan.)
Your ally has fallen at A large grassy lawn.
(6256) Located within (Hashan.)

Carivah

(After promoting an alt to GR2 and watching him hunt a bit)

03:27:07 You have emoted: "I'm glad I found you," Carivah says to Malphas, nodding only briefly to Serendipis. "You were clearly no Recruit, but a Cohort indeed." She pats Malphas's shoulder before tightening her grip. "But still a Cohort and no more. The work begins now. Don't disappoint us, will you?"

03:27:34 Cohort Malphas says to you, "Certainly not Ser."
03:27:43 Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Malphas squares his shoulders and crisply salutes you.

03:28:25 Cohort Malphas says to you, "Well Ser, should get back to the slaughter, if we're all done?"

03:28:36 You have emoted: "Mmm." Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Carivah squares her shoulders and crisply salutes Malphas. "Get to it."

03:28:42 Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Malphas squares his shoulders and crisply salutes you.
03:28:42 You move about quickly and lose Cohort Malphas.

03:28:44 Cohort Malphas says, "Yes Ser."
03:29:21 Malphas has been electrocuted to death by a meager golden eld.

Moirean

Note to self: work on making the definition of "slaughter" a bit more clear.

Calipso

Honours Ruin

The Demon, Ruin

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General:
They are ageless.
They were born in a place beyond time.
They have forfeited their position in the rankings.
They are the Demon of the Unconquered Realm.
They are a Tangled Warlord in the Unconquered Realm.
They are a mentor in the hundred paths of war.
They are considered to be beyond comparison with your might.

Fame:
They have brought war unending to the gates of the waking realm.
They have crushed the Rakshasa, and heard the lamentation of their
women.
They have bent the Three-Faced Champion to their service.
They have bent the Bloody-Handed Stalwart to their service.
They have bent the King in Shackles to their service.
They have been elected to the ruling council of a city.
They have reigned as ruler of a city.
They have successfully solved their puzzle cube.

God I LOVE who keeps making these. +11111111111

Toz

Carivah said:

(After promoting an alt to GR2 and watching him hunt a bit)

03:27:07 You have emoted: "I'm glad I found you," Carivah says to Malphas, nodding only briefly to Serendipis. "You were clearly no Recruit, but a Cohort indeed." She pats Malphas's shoulder before tightening her grip. "But still a Cohort and no more. The work begins now. Don't disappoint us, will you?"

03:27:34 Cohort Malphas says to you, "Certainly not Ser."
03:27:43 Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Malphas squares his shoulders and crisply salutes you.

03:28:25 Cohort Malphas says to you, "Well Ser, should get back to the slaughter, if we're all done?"

03:28:36 You have emoted: "Mmm." Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Carivah squares her shoulders and crisply salutes Malphas. "Get to it."

03:28:42 Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Malphas squares his shoulders and crisply salutes you.
03:28:42 You move about quickly and lose Cohort Malphas.

03:28:44 Cohort Malphas says, "Yes Ser."
03:29:21 Malphas has been electrocuted to death by a meager golden eld.

@Xenia's son?

Xenia

Toz said:

Carivah said:

(After promoting an alt to GR2 and watching him hunt a bit)

03:27:07 You have emoted: "I'm glad I found you," Carivah says to Malphas, nodding only briefly to Serendipis. "You were clearly no Recruit, but a Cohort indeed." She pats Malphas's shoulder before tightening her grip. "But still a Cohort and no more. The work begins now. Don't disappoint us, will you?"

03:27:34 Cohort Malphas says to you, "Certainly not Ser."
03:27:43 Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Malphas squares his shoulders and crisply salutes you.

03:28:25 Cohort Malphas says to you, "Well Ser, should get back to the slaughter, if we're all done?"

03:28:36 You have emoted: "Mmm." Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Carivah squares her shoulders and crisply salutes Malphas. "Get to it."

03:28:42 Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Malphas squares his shoulders and crisply salutes you.
03:28:42 You move about quickly and lose Cohort Malphas.

03:28:44 Cohort Malphas says, "Yes Ser."
03:29:21 Malphas has been electrocuted to death by a meager golden eld.

@Xenia's son?

I don't understand

Moirean

He died.

Moirean

We're having a memorial service for the guards Damariel ganked, when...

Kaldaka glances about a moment before tilting his head back and begins a long low mournful howl to the icy air, eyes closed as he holds the note as long as he is able before falling silent. Head bowing and arms crossing across his chest in salute as he grows still holding his salute in respect.

Canasius's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.

Canasius staggers slightly as the sunlight lances across his vision.

Flames begin to slowly climb over Canasius's flesh, the sun blazing across his skin.

[Skype] Kaldaka: And the burial turned into a cremation...

Meyvitch

This part of the demon's honors I don't get. Who is who?

They have bent the Three-Faced Champion to their service.
They have bent the Bloody-Handed Stalwart to their service.
They have bent the King in Shackles to their service.
They have been elected to the ruling council of a city.
They have reigned as ruler of a city.
They have successfully solved their puzzle cube.

LOL. Puzzle cube.

Lin

That's just about guaranteed to be a "find out later" ordeal.

Moirean

(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "I'm ppErfecttlly s *hic* o *hic* ober."

Rashar

Dhar, the Underking says to Alucardain, "I will cure you of your curse this very moment if you wish it, mortal."

Alucardain says, "Ive been Undead for so long. I dont know if I could handle being a living being again."

General:

He is 18 years old.

He was born on the 10th of Variach, year 397 of the Midnight Age.

He is unranked in Aetolia.

He is a Vagabond in the Fellowship of Explorers.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Love this guy.

Trager

@Arbre steps slight to the side so you can yell without being inhibited. It's clear in her every
movement that she has no intention of joining your dance.

(Web): @Rashar says, "ROfl Arb shutting you doooown."