Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Bakhtuh

Toz said:

Except your name, so I quit trying to do $Bahkatu

Too late to change that now. 

Unless I decide to go batbear

"Bahkatu Bakhtuh", I'll be invincible at lessers!

Moirean

When clans align...

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Bakhtuh says, "What's the syntax for an untargeted illusion?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Conjure illusion nobody test."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Bakhtuh says, "Aha, nobody, that worked. Thanks."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Did you buy illusion arti?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Bakh did you get that arti??"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Bakhtuh says, "Yes!" 

(Spirean Hunters): Jensen says, "Anyone ever have an artifact disappear on them?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "...did you steal your arti from jensen?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Bakhtuh says, "...no."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "ARE YOU SURE."

(Spirean Hunters): Jensen says, "Positive."

Ciarelle

Actually, this thread is pretty light-hearted and I want to keep it that way, so I'll just say I get tired of people saying things that aren't correct about orgs they're not actually part of. The end.

Aarbrok

So, I just hand logged in, and on thirdeye I saw...

"Keiko, of Malice and Cruelty"

...and I thought Chakrasul hired a team of jade orcas to spread the good word of corruption.

-Thanks Anxiety medicine.

Aarbrok

I just realized, that maybe most people don't know that Keiko was the name of the whale who played Free Willy... lol

Xavin

That'd be pretty scary, though, considering.

Ferrik

Well: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Navy_Marine_Mammal_Program

The crocodile program is top secret though!

Xavin

Aarbrok said:

...and I thought Chakrasul hired a team of jade orcas to spread the good word of corruption.

-Thanks Anxiety medicine.

Like this?

Ashmer

This message is endorsed by the Order of Chakrasul.

Slyphe

Why do I feel like I'm not okay with Chakrasul having an army of whales?

Iosyne

WHY WAS THIS THREAD TITLE CHANGED @Omei

This means war.

Xavin

Slyphe said:

Why do I feel like I'm not okay with Chakrasul having an army of whales?

Probably because orcas are terrifying

Setne

Xavin was bullied by one in school.

Arbre

But- but- ...Shamu...

Oleis

more like shame-mu amirite

Xavin

Setne said:

Xavin was bullied by one in school.

Arbre said:

But- but- ...Shamu...

They're only adorable if people aren't in the water with them!

Haven

Oleis said:

more like shame-mu amirite

Draiman

(Research): Israafiyl says, "Wtf I fell into a pile of manure and cant get out."

(Research): Ezalor says, "Enorian's gates are to the northwest of the city."

Angwe

(Sentinels): Meyvitch says, "Hah. No. I might remedy that by throwing my balls about. I wonder if anyone found batch number 2 yet."

(Sentinels): Meyvitch says, "Thanks for asking."

(Sentinels): You say, "...P'raps the most terrifying thing I ever heard ye say."

(Sentinels): You say, "Outta context, that is."

You are startled as a lightweight, hollow charcoal toy ball bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Meyvitch.

Meyvitch picks up a lightweight, hollow charcoal toy ball.

Meyvitch tells you, "(balls to the face.)"

Erzsebet

Trent tells you, "(( must be a Kiralla alt! ))

H:4950 M:4600 E:26324 W:21900 B:100% XP:24.14% [eb]score
+ Zeze wo Ozidmu du, Ulo Kiralla Voltaire, the Mystborn ---------------------+

So confused. Even -I'm- a Kiralla alt? Or...I dunno. Recursive Kiralla Alts.

Piper

God.. any quote that involves those toy balls makes me unreasonably happy/proud. MOAR BALLS!

Meyvitch

I keep finding them places. I dumped a bunch in Kerryn's office (<3 u Kerrkerr) and Duiran offices. I'm running out of places to hide them! No one besides Kerryn seemed to notice, though.

Aishia

CHANGE IT BACK. CHANGE IT BACK.

Moirean

I just now noticed this:

Carrying his voidstaff upside down, Fred, a Spirean Sciomancer departs to the up.

Man, I Fred.

Aishia

So like, a few bee told me this thread got ruined.

Draiman

Inspector Nouseau says, "Ah, it's good to have you back. I tell you, it's just been pure chaos
getting all of these details sorted out. I figure we could hone in on some of the clues you found
earlier and try to get a bit more information from them. What do you say?"
 [*] (say) Let's get to work.
 [*] (say) Goodbye.

You say, "Let's get to work."

You slap Inspector Nouseau with a resounding smack.

You say, "OR NOT, WHO CARES ABOUT THE MURDERER."

You say, "WE SHOULD JUST KILL EVERYONE."

You say, "BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB."

Xiuhcoatl slowly fades into view, returning to the realm of perception.

Xenia greets Inspector Nouseau with a sincere smile.

You say, "AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHO DID IT."

Gravel path before a rustic eatery. (Prelatorian Highway.) (39)
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A short mustachioed detective peers about the area,
detecting up a storm. A mule stands stubbornly, hooves planted solidly in the ground. The massive
form of an arctic grizzly towers over the area. There are 2 black, murky darknesses here. A ghast
eyes you with an everburning hatred in its eyes. Dourif is here, hidden. He is riding on a skeletal
steed. He wields a Delosian bastard sword in his hands. Xenia is here. She wields a hunter's knife
in her left hand. Xiuhcoatl is here. He wields a reinforced tower shield in his left hand and a
black voidstaff in his right. Xiuhcoatl is here. A large pink banner has been strung here, painted
with the phrase "Congratulations Max and Maisy!"
You see exits leading north and south.

You incline your head politely to those around you.

<travel to Delos to buy stuff>

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Fixed now."

Elwyn

(CLAN NAME SECRET): Xavin says, "I WANT THE PINK UNICORN."

Elwyn

(The Quorum): Xavin says, "GO CLAIM YOUR PINK UNICORN."

(The Quorum): Rivas says, "FUCK YEAH PINK UNICORN."

I worry about the men of this game sometimes.

Iosyne

The forum filter has never been more appropriate!

Setne

A studious lich scientist says, "Liches don't die! I read it in a bo--!"