Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Kaleigh

You can see the following 8 objects:

"sigil79147" a cube sigil.

"monolith sigil235765" a monolith sigil.

"monolith sigil257827" a monolith sigil.

"monolith sigil270711" a monolith sigil.

"sigil272044" a cube sigil.

"sigil272087" a cube sigil.

"dust20134" a handful of dust.

"daru62892" a Daru firebrand.

This seems to be a layer of common dust, made of tiny particles of grey and brown hues. A hint of moisture seems to keep most of it from drifting away at the slightest breeze.

I think some of the shops in Enorian need some work. *cough* 

Calipso

Zeydd tells you, "Okay If you'd like I'll stop bashing that area for you."
Zeydd tells you, "Please don't hurt me, I'm feeble."



All this from me expressing my annoyance at him having killed the mob I was questing for...

What has happened to this poor child and areas... O.o

Jensen

What is this "questing" you speak of? Did you get autocorrected from "bashing" or "pking"?

Haven

Calipso said:

Zeydd tells you, "Okay If you'd like I'll stop bashing that area for you."
Zeydd tells you, "Please don't hurt me, I'm feeble."



All this from me expressing my annoyance at him having killed the mob I was questing for...

What has happened to this poor child and areas... O.o

Dwodin.

Toz

Which is so...so sad.

Daskalos

This is why Dask doesn't take kids bashing.

You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out the presence of Kheoss.
You see that Kheoss is at A gold and crimson hallway in an unstable section of the Arurer Haven. (9852)
[Path: se, se, e, s, se, e, se, u, ne, e, n, nw, w, nw, w, nw, w, s, se,
s, sw, se, sw, w, w, n, w, w, w, s, e, sw, se, se, e, se, s, sw, s, s, w,
nw, w, s, w, s, se, s, s, se, s, w, w, nw, u, u, s, u, w, n, e, e, ne, se,
ne, s, s, e.]

You detect 3 other people in that location.
Equilibrium Used: 0.93 seconds
<8421/8421h 6382/6395m 28268e 27608w <-b> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:40:486> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
(Web): Edain says, "Uhm."
<8421/8421h 6382/6395m 28268e 27608w <-b> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:40:619> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
|------------------------------ EQUILIBRIUM RECOVERED ------------------------------|
smite Xorani
<8421/8421h 6382/6395m 28268e 27608w <eb> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:40:938> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You utter a prayer to Dhar, the Underking and smite Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.
Autobashing is presently enabled. Your next target will be: Xorani
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
Damage done: 3537, magical.
Balance Used: 2.56 seconds
<8421/8421h 6382/6395m 28239e 27608w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:41:29> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
<8421/8421h 6382/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:41:511> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Chanting sonorous, echoing words, Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal lifts her hands, iridescent silver-tipped black flames screaming forth to consume the very air.
Segial has been slain by Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.
Segial drops the corpse of a cautious Xorani guard.
Segial drops the corpse of a cautious Xorani guard.
Segial drops the corpse of a cautious Xorani guard.
Segial drops some bayberry bark.
Segial drops a bellwort flower.
Segial drops a bloodroot leaf.
Segial drops a ginseng root.
Segial drops a goldenseal root.
Segial drops some irid moss.
Segial drops a piece of kelp.
Segial drops a lobelia seed.
Segial drops some prickly ash bark.
Segial drops slippery elm.
Segial drops a skullcap flower.
Segial drops a valerian leaf.
Segial drops a black cohosh root.
Segial drops a kola nut.
Segial drops a sileris berry.
Segial drops a hawthorn berry.
Shiba has been slain by Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.
Health Lost: 4091, asphyxiation.
Dean has been slain by Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.
Dean's body begins to glow unnaturally, seconds before you notice steam pouring off it. In the blink of an eye, flames erupt from him, showering the area in holy fire. As the flames die down, you see Dean standing whole once more.
Health Lost: 1099, fire.
Edain has been slain by Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.
Edain drops the corpse of an ogre berserker.
Edain drops the corpse of a horrid basilwyrm.
Edain drops the corpse of an ethereal construct.
Edain drops the corpse of an ethereal construct.
Edain drops the corpse of an ethereal construct.
Edain drops the corpse of an ethereal construct.
Edain drops the corpse of a horrid basilwyrm.
Edain drops the corpse of a shrieking grimshrill.
Edain drops the corpse of a pungent lichosphere.
Edain's body begins to glow unnaturally, seconds before you notice steam pouring off it. In the blink of an eye, flames erupt from him, showering the area in holy fire. As the flames die down, you see Edain standing whole once more.
Health Lost: 1099, fire.
<2132/8421h 6382/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%>
[Fortress]: sip health
[Fortress]: outc moss
[Fortress]: eat moss

Health Gain: 505
<2637/8421h 6382/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:315> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
<2637/8421h 6395/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:333> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Dean eats some irid moss.
<2637/8421h 6395/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:364> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Dean takes a drink from a Wheel of Fates vial.
<2637/8421h 6395/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:382> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You take a drink of an elixir of health from a sleek wooden vial.
Health Gain: 1930
The elixir heals and soothes you.
<4567/8421h 6395/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:407> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You remove 1 moss, bringing the total in the cache to 2895.
<4567/8421h 6395/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:425> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You eat some irid moss.
Health Gain: 842
You feel your health and mana replenished.
<5409/8421h 6395/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:451> < Auto Bashing Enabled >wt k
(Web): You say, "K."
<5409/8421h 6395/6395m 28239e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:42:703> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Jami tells you, "Thank you, they deserve knowing it'll get recognized."
<5409/8421h 6395/6395m 28279e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:43:587> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
|------------------------------ BALANCE RECOVERED ------------------------------|
smite Xorani
<5409/8421h 6395/6395m 28279e 27656w <eb> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:43:710> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You utter a prayer to Dhar, the Underking and smite Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.
Autobashing is presently enabled. Your next target will be: Xorani
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
Damage done: 3537, magical.
Balance Used: 2.56 seconds
<5409/8421h 6395/6395m 28250e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:43:772> < Auto Bashing Enabled >se
<5409/8421h 6395/6395m 28250e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:44:499> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Health Gain: 842
Your wounds close up before your eyes.
<6251/8421h 6395/6395m 28250e 27656w <e-> <csdb>> <100|96|100|100|5.12%> <20:37:44:606> < Auto Bashing Enabled >ql

Chanting sonorous, echoing words, Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal lifts her hands, iridescent silver-tipped black flames screaming forth to consume the very air.
Health Lost: 4239, asphyxiation.
Health Gain: 3368
A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
Your vitality defence has been stripped.
Dean has been slain by Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.
Edain has been slain by Krisiina, high mage of Xaanhal.

Calipso

You kick your leg high and scythe downwards at Haven.
You connect to the head!
Calipso's neck snaps from the tremendous force of the axekick, her body slumps to the ground.
You have slain Haven.



Wot....

Oleis

Calipso said:

You kick your leg high and scythe downwards at Haven.
You connect to the head!
Calipso's neck snaps from the tremendous force of the axekick, her body slumps to the ground.
You have slain Haven.



Wot....

I mean, who hasn't been a little tempted to cave your face in?

Just kidding, fixed it.

Emelle

Ingram M. Tenor says, "I'd have killed Her, you know."

Ingram flicks a hand out with a roll of his eyes.

Ingram M. Tenor says, "Predicated on the idea I had some way to do it."

Blinking, you ask Ingram, "Why?"

Ingram shrugs helplessly.

Ingram M. Tenor says, "Save you."

Ingram M. Tenor says, "Which is..."

Ingram squints up at the ceiling, puffing his cheeks out with a sigh.

Ingram M. Tenor says, "Damned if you do, damned if you don't."

Ingram M. Tenor says, "I don't see you forgiving me for it, but at least you'd be alive."
Tahlv, a big game hunter shrugs helplessly at Ingram.
Tahlv, a big game hunter says, "Move along then, sweetheart."

Emelle

We should really just get out of here.

Ingram's voice comes hesitant, quiet, slow. "Do you want me in your life? At all? Ever?"

Her voice muffled as she drags her hand over her face, you say to Ingram, "I don't know."
Tahlv, a big game hunter shrugs helplessly at you.
Tahlv, a big game hunter says, "Move along then, sweetheart."

Calipso

Oleis said:

Calipso said:

You kick your leg high and scythe downwards at Haven.
You connect to the head!
Calipso's neck snaps from the tremendous force of the axekick, her body slumps to the ground.
You have slain Haven.



Wot....

I mean, who hasn't been a little tempted to cave your face in?

Just kidding, fixed it.

I admit I laughed.

Haven

[07:59:50PM] Aryanne tells you, "Have you quite set off all the fireworks just yet?"

[08:00:13PM] You tell Aryanne "Quite" Aquila, "I think I'm going to hold onto them until I put Aren in a dress."

[08:00:36PM] Aryanne tells you, "You intend to put Mister Aren in a dress?"

[08:01:15PM] Aryanne tells you, "I can not imagine it so terribly tricky to convince him into one.. is it?"

[08:01:27PM] You tell Aryanne "Quite" Aquila, "We've a bet currently."

[08:01:31PM] You tell Aryanne "Quite" Aquila, "I don't intend to lose."

[08:01:41PM] Aryanne tells you, "Indeed? Whatever is the bet over?"

[08:01:58PM] You tell Aryanne "Quite" Aquila, "Who will rise to the third rank fastest within the guild."

[08:02:34PM] Aryanne tells you, "Ha! Whatever -would- happen if he were to beat you off?"

[08:02:47PM] Aryanne tells you, "Erm.. Beat you... to the rank I quite mean."

[08:02:51PM] You tell Aryanne "Quite" Aquila, "I would have to g.... It won't happen."

) I just about died.

Jensen

I kept reading that as you opening your statements as "Quite Aquila,"  was really confused

Serrice

You realize that you do not sleep alone. Just as you were accompanied by Life at your birth, and shall be ushered into the next world by Death, so too does a consciousness linger over your slumber. The Other mind caresses your own with affection and curiosity, seeming to dwell upon those parts of your soul most susceptible to moments of passion and imaginative fancies. Soon enough the dark waters of sleep again pool over your mind's eye, but the consciousness remains, sharing in your dreams.

EDIT: One of the dreams.

Arbre

Am I missing something?  I don't see anything humorous in that beyond "Omei's a creeper."  I feel like I'm missing something.

Serrice

The implication is that the Other consciousness is the player. Our characters are subconsciously becoming self-aware.

Rashar

Rashar talking to @aryanne about having heard she knows anatomy and such.

[10:17:10 AM] Zach (Rashar): And I was like we have to have an RP session where we just find every excuse to use anatomy.

[10:18:01 AM] Zach (Rashar): (Web): Aryanne says, "Haha Emote prods her distal interphalangeal joint into $rashar's tibial tuberosity as she insists, "GIVE ME THAT COOKIE!""

(Web): You say, "Emote traces his finger down the center of $aryanne's stomach, dragging feather-soft circles around $aryanne_hers navel before sliding back up the length of $aryanne_hers linea alba, or where it would be were it not buried beneath layers of skin, fascia, and adipose tissue."

[10:18:13 AM] Zach (Rashar): (Web): You say, "Aryanne replies, "Are you calling me FAT?""

(Web): You say, "By the way, while Rashar's cookie might be long, it doesn't -quite- hang down to the tibial tuberosity. :P

Graelun

Edit: whooops, thought I could embed a pastebin on here.

For a fun, surprising encounter with some of the cultists in the Dungeon of the Beastlords, click: http://pastebin.com/4RRLj4CY

Arbre

That's the best thing I've read in a hot minute.  Love it.

Teani

That was just an awesome read! It's always best when you don't expect it.

Benedicto

Ahaha that was bloody brilliant!  I really hope that Lorenzo and Augustine find happiness and a new life in Delos.

Whoever did that mob poss was amazing.

Moirean

Senwick says, "To commander Lesser?"

Senwick says to you, "Lesser?"

Piper

That mpos log ws the best thing I've read in the history of Aetolia

Nola

If anyone ever asks why the Black Flagon Inn suddenly became Hogworts ..

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "Noly poops, Nolarooskies, or Teacher. Those are your options. "

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "I have like an arsenal of nicknames."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "I'm so flexible."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, ":3 oh yar?"

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "I might be as bad as Haven for giving out nicknames."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "Flexible is good."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "What's Kerr's Rash?"

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "Hey! People love my nicknames!"

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "Maybe one day Haven will learn how flexible Nola is."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "You don't want to know. "

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "I do love mine.. though Haven didn't give it to me."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "Potmaster."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "Lol."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "XD."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "The Potter who Couldn't."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "Potfailure."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "XD."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "Weakpotter."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "Kerry Potter."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "XD ohalp."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "*sulk*."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "KERRY POTTER."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "KERRY POTTER."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "KERRY POTTER."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "KERRY POTTER."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "YESH!"

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "KERRY POTTER."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "AHHH."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "HAHAHAHA."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "Ya'll are fired."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "I'M DYING."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "YOU ARE DONE."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "Well, she was a mage."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "-chin- Does that make Jami Ron?"

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "Oh god."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haven says, "JAMI WEASLEY."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "ROFLMAO."

Meyvitch

The corpse of Sentinel Rozhirr growls quietly, launching himself toward you in a
vicious attack.

Moirean

(Old Farts): You say, "(Carnifex Combat Academy): Xirien says, "Omg, just saw Kikon *gushes* he was like a hero to my old character.""

(Old Farts): You say, "Awww."

(Old Farts): Kikon says, "..."

(Old Farts): Kikon says, "Gross waf."

Moirean

(Web): Toz says, "Moi."

(Web): Toz says, "Borscin shows up on google."

(Web): Toz says, "Http://forums.aetolia.com/discussion/comment/43511/#Comment_43511."

(Web): You say, "XD."

(Web): Toz says, "Moi."

(Web): You say, "What did you goggle exactly."

(Web): Toz says, "It's #1 on Google Image."

(Web): Toz says, "Creeper borscin."

Setne

(Well Now): Aarbrok says, "Shake my moneymaker."

Benedicto

14. Trager: "("You are a friend, -redacted-,") murmurs quietly, his eyes already beginning their 

flickering sign that sleep comes soon. "Just been raised a very dif.." His voice trails off and he 

seems as if sleep has taken him until you hear one more bit of whispered rumbling. "Rub my back, 

please.""

15. Trager: "..."

16. Aishia: "Trolol."

17. Benedicto: "AHAHAHA."

18. Serrice: "Ahahaha."

19. Trager: "..."

20. Trager: "......"

On Frontline just now

Serrice

It was a female friend, just fyi!