Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Draiman

At least they didn't call you Lady.

Gwenith

(Del'baeth Manor): You say, "Okay, here gooooeeees."

A miniature ice elemental begins to spin rapidly, releasing a shard of ice to pierce a reticulated
planthopper.
Damage done: 360, unblockable.
The final blow proves too much for a reticulated planthopper, who expires, pitifully.

[Leveling Stats] To Level: 50xp (0 mobs) | Haven Point: 49.999999998107xp (0 mobs)
Having slain a reticulated planthopper, you retrieve the corpse.

Your elemental can act once again.

(Del'baeth Manor): You say, "Oh."

(Del'baeth Manor): You say, ":(."

(Del'baeth Manor): You say, "Try again."

A reticulated planthopper lands on a perch nearby, becoming eerily still.

A miniature ice elemental begins to spin rapidly, releasing a shard of ice to pierce a reticulated
planthopper.
Damage done: 360, unblockable.
The final blow proves too much for a reticulated planthopper, who expires, pitifully.
You have reached the illustrious level of 99.
As the last bit of experience washes over your psyche, you are seized with a panic, suddenly unable
to mentally contain the swell of power that comprises the sum total of your long journey to this
point. Struggling to maintain control over the burgeoning tide of experience, you feel your body
begin to tense and swell as if a larger physical container were the answer. Using your very body as
a receptacle, you consciously channel the explosion of mental potence into your physical form.
Almost immediately, the changes occur. Your skin tightens and stretches, taking on a grey sheen. You
cannot help but scream in agony as your bones elongate and thicken, forcing muscle and tissue to
adapt. As your body grows, you sense a void grow deep inside, a hollowness caused by and part of
your sudden transformation. The gnawing emptiness has changed you profoundly, and you quickly
recognize that only Divine essence might have any hope of filling it and making you whole once again.
Without understanding how you know, you are aware that you are now Tekal, a hollow one.

An agonized scream startles all into a brief hushed silence as Gwenith finally transcends the mortal
body, assuming the hollow form of a Tekal.

Moirean

(Web): Tralendar says, "Mappers are for sissies."

(Web): Toz says, "Tral just drops singularities until the game moves him where he wants to go."

Ashmer

Meyvitch said:

I prefer stick

Moirean

Trying to help a newb get a mastiff...

You say, "HOUND DOMINATE MASTIFF."

Kibeth says, "Kk."

You say, "And then KNEE MASTIFF repeatedly."

You say, "Here we go!"

You aim a mighty swing into a powerful mastiff, the blade of a massive halberd hacking into his gut. With a snarl, you wrench your blade free, spilling his entrails in a gory display.
You have scored a MUTILATING CRITICAL hit!
Damage done: 5365, cutting.
The final blow proves too much for a powerful mastiff, who expires, pitifully.
Experience Gained: 1181 (Bashing) [total: 37554886]
Having slain a powerful mastiff, you retrieve the corpse.
A rush of energy fills you as you feel ready to deliver a devastating blow upon your next target.
Spinning a massive halberd deftly in your hands, you bring it about for another strike.

You say, "...or that."

You say, "Try HOUND DOMINATE MASTIFF."

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a powerful mastiff.
You have scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!
Damage done: 5880, blunt.
The final blow proves too much for a powerful mastiff, who expires, pitifully.
Experience Gained: 1196 (Bashing) [total: 37558491]
Having slain a powerful mastiff, you retrieve the corpse.

You say, "Ok try now."

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a powerful mastiff.
You have scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!
Damage done: 5880, blunt.
The final blow proves too much for a powerful mastiff, who expires, pitifully.
Experience Gained: 1196 (Bashing) [total: 37558491]
Having slain a powerful mastiff, you retrieve the corpse.

Kibeth says, "When do i do it."

You say, "..."

You say, "When I stop being too strong."

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a powerful mastiff.
You have scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!
Damage done: 5880, blunt.
The final blow proves too much for a powerful mastiff, who expires, pitifully.
Experience Gained: 1196 (Bashing) [total: 37558491]
Having slain a powerful mastiff, you retrieve the corpse.

You say, "...ARG."

Kibeth says, "Stop being such a badass."

Kibeth says, "How about i just try to attack it..."

Setne

Zsadist's own soul was fatally turned against himself by the Underking.
You divine the location of this death as Tunnel entrance within the volcano in a
volcano.
(35221) Located within (within a Volcano.)

I heard you like volcanoes...

Trager

Not constructive nor within our guidelines for posting. - Iosyne

Eleanor

See, that isn't funny, that's just posting something intended to upset someone.

Moirean

Surprise, people in Aetolia are bitching about me. I actually am a bit surprised, given that I'm chatting to Trager on skype right now giving him advice about being a CL.

Fool me once, etc.

Alee

Moirean's shouting is part of the character, you can give a damn and let it bother you (as she intends). Or you can ignore it and go be constructive.

Stathan

I'm...gonna get zapped for this. This is also the reason I thanked @Omei in the thankyou thread.


http://hastebin.com/enesoqurab.pl

Omei

That wasn't me, actually.

Rashar

That sounds like a Slyphe.

Auresae

Omei said:

That wasn't me, actually.

For once.

Xavin

Omei said:

That wasn't me, actually.

I could drag up something that -was- you.


But I'm behaving.

Haven

(The Black Flagon Inn): Jami says, "I don't know any darkies besides Haven ."

Setne

Take her to court.

Slyphe

Rashar said:

That sounds like a Slyphe.

Totally not guilty this time.

Stathan

Then who the blazes was it O.O

Sarita

Doesn't everything in Aetolia pretty much always come back to Severn?

Meyvitch

Auresae, that charmander profile pic is adorable. When are we seeing her evolve into Charizard?

Setne

Moirean vs Auresae

Moirean

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "I can't change the room or name of it in her winery. Do you know whyyy?"

You say, "What?"

Ingram waves a finger about. "Need to redesign. I can't."

You say, "This isn't a building. It's a shop."

Ingram says, "Oh."

You say, "You need to use the commands in HELP CHANCELLOR."

Ingram says, "Am I an aid for the Chancellor?"

You say, "AIDES shows aides."

You say, "And SCORE shows what you are aided to."

Ingram says, "Nope. Can you make me one?"

You say, "Give me something pretty."

Ingram gives a delicate silver goblet to you.

Ingram says, "I need to be in the council room to make changes?"

You say, "Yes."

Ingram leaves to the west.

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "Where's the council room?"

(Tells|Ingram): You tell Ingram, "...."

(Tells|Ingram): You tell Ingram, "Just west of your office."

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "I lack a key."

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "If you bring me oooone, I'll give you a neat giiiiift."

(Tells|Ingram): You tell Ingram, "A key to what?"

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "The council room."


You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out the presence of Ingram.
You see that Ingram is at A formal, elegant landing in Spinesreach.

(Tells|Ingram): You tell Ingram, "You are standing in it."

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "Oh."

(Tells|Ingram): You tell Ingram, "How did you get Senator, again?"

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "Charm and good looks."

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "So... How do I make sure I title and describe this shit right?"

(Tells|Ingram): You tell Ingram, "HELP CHANCELLOR."

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "No, I got the title.. Don't I need to specify which shop? It doesn't say."

(Tells|Ingram): Ingram tells you, "Nevermind."

Ingram says, "Oh shit."

You say, "...what did you do?"

Ingram says, "I'm fixing it."

I check....

The tasting room of the Twisted Spire Winery.
aim jellyfish triple-tiered chandelier serves as the central focal point of this spacious room.... etc.

You stare implacably at Ingram.

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I think I need to add a new section to my revenue tracking: Incidental Ingram costs. :P

Ingram

I'm SORRY!


And hey, it's not as bad as the first day I was a Senator and bankrupted a ministry redesigning my office seven times because I didn't know it cost gold.

Omei

I love you Ingram. I hope this doesn't sound antagonistic but secretly, when he was in my order I referred to him as the "perpetual newbie".

Jensen

@ingram Now I finally know where the council room is

Aarbrok

Not gonna lie @Ingram‌ since the industrial era of Imp hit the Spires, I had no idea either. I still cant find my office again to remodel it, after the first time @Moirean showed me where it was. I always start heading up the spire, then I get distracted by balls, and Fred...not necessarily in that order.

Emelle

@Ingram and Emelle: a perfect match made in forever-newb heaven

...

Eugenides

Thanks, @Ingram, Now I know where the council room is.

Piper

Yeah, I totally had no idea where it was. I just pretended to so I wouldn't look bad.