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You say, in Imp, "Bye!"
Placing a bone stepladder on the ground, you quickly scramble up it - upon reaching the top, a cloud of smoke erupts and you find yourself, for once, taller than everyone. (mywings)
Toz follows you to the ether.
Perched above the world. (Edge of Reality.)
There are 2 monolith sigils here. A mushroom grows from the ground here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up, down, in, and out.
You say, "LOOK!"
You point accusingly at a mushroom.
Toz says, "How did you manage to grow a mushroom up here..?"
You say, "My special spot is sprouting spots."
Deadpan, Toz says, "Perhaps see a healer about that."
Message #25623 Sent By: Meyvitch Received On: 7/08/2014/1:02
"(<3 you are so inspiring a figure. Like Ashmer's face inspired vomit in front of the Lover's Fling on Meyvitch's part.)."
...thanks? I...think?
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by Meyvitch, as relayed to Moirean via messages
There was once an imp that lived in the spire;
Toddler height and not much higher.
One day she was moping about in her bower,
Situated at the top of a very tall tower
(one thinks she might be compensating for smallness,
with a tower of such spiky tallness.)
She looked down upon the earth, scheming and snarling,
Crying, "I'm so dreadfully bored! Think of something, darling!"
At the snap of her fingers, her husband appeared
A glance at her face only showed what he feared;
The imp queen in a fit was the worse thing to see,
her snits could last a week, and sometimes three!
"My dear," he said, attempting to soothe,
"Calm down before you hurt yourself in this mood."
She glared at him, and adjusted her crown,
"But the spire's been conquered from the doorknobs down!
I'm too short for the rest so I gave it to Ferrik--
he's competently paperworky and cleaned out the barracks."
Toz knew better than to argue with the imp;
It was the path to blue balls and a definite limp.
"Perhaps we can find some Enorianites for the slaughter,
Or go check on the shipment of Carnifex fodder."
The imp thought it over in unusually rare silence;
She was loud and noisy, but not completely dense.
Steam floated from her ears and formed a small ring overhead;
She grabbed for her halo and threw it on the bed
(she didn't have much use for it, a halo made of steam;
She had never been that innocent, but at least her ears were clean!)
We shall take over Duiran," she declared, eyes sparkling with glee.
"They'll never see it coming," returned Toz dryly.
Moirean decided to ignore the bore as she expounded on her plan.
"We need lots of catapults, several torches and a fan!"
She waved her hands excitedly, "They were helpless before the airbeast.
We should put our pots and pans together and cook it up a feast!"
"And sic it on the Duiranites?" said Toz, the voice of reason.
"Been there, done that--it was killed by them last season."
Now Moirean, she pouted, her eyes clouding with sorrow.
"But it was a foolproof plan, we could have attacked tomorrow."
One by one, she threw out ideas growing weirder and wild.
Albedians, purple squid, Severn and Dhar's love-child.
Toz listened patiently and shot them down one by one,
Until at last his wife stamped her foot and declared him no fun.
"My wife's the chair of Spinesreach," Toz did reply,
"My leader and mistress, the apple of my eye.
"But MOIREAN go to something /productive/ if you're bored.
"Count your soldiers, count your balls, count your credit hoard."
Moirean listened and she started to tear.
"Throw a ball in the Fling, hells make a new beer!"
"It's easy for you to describe, you stick in the mud,"
The imp shrieked back, "You're a Carnifex dud!
"You have no soul, no poetry, though you go into battle and fight eagerly.
"You run around with your scowl on top of your horse!
"But you can't plan a prank--I WANT A DIVORCE!"
It got very quiet 'tween husband and wife.
Moirean and Toz stared at each other, the air thick with their strife.
"I'm sorry," said the imp, "I really am, too."
"Do you really want one?" said Toz. "I don't think I do."
Moirean looked up at him with tears in her eyes.
"You're too much fun," Toz said, "I don't want goodbyes."
Moirean flapped her wings and he took her hand in his.
"You need someone to watch your back in this biz."
They went together out of the tower, and walked out of sight,
Though their voices continued to drift through the night.
"It's almost dawn, shall we check on the Carnifex?"
"Sure," said Toz, "Then have kinky sex."
25622 Meyvitch 7/08/2014
(the end).
(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "It's great."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Carivah says, "'She is a typical Kelki vampire of average height, most closely resembling a lionfish.'"
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Carivah says, "You know, one of those every day things."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Magthere says, "Yeah, there are like, tons of them around."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Super typical."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Magthere says, "Back in my home town we were SWIMMING in Kelki Vampire, and everytime we'd pull up one that looks like a lionfish, all my friends and I would sigh, and say "Typical Kelki Vampire" together, laugh and then throw them into the sun."
Quotes and Misquotes: All Moirean, All The Time
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(The Front Line): Daskalos says, "<-- artifacts."
That's a bit of a spoiler to the Carni revamp. Wartortoises.
You lunge forward and slam the blade of an oversized tortoise into Toz, skewering him upon the ground with the powerful strike.
Toz stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
You say, "What."
You say, "You didn't writhe."
You say, "You just...stood."
Toz says, "F your skewer I'm Toz."
You say, "..."
You say, "Wait what."
Toz says, "Did you use a turtle."
Toz says, "To try to impale me."
Serrice says, "Haha."
You say, "Yes, yes I did."
You say, "No wonder it didn't work."
Serrice says, "Well."
Toz says, "WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM."
Serrice says, "Ofc."
Serrice uses Deathlore Reave (end) on Toz.
As a bardiche connects with Toz, the thick blue sheen coating the weapon erupts in a blinding burst of light that momentarily blots out all vision. It is restored only to see the weapon pass directly through him, and although it leaves no physical trace, the effect on Toz is staggering. His body instantaneously crumples to the ground, a hollow shell of what once was, an intangible white mass with undefined edges gently pulsing on the end of Serrice's weapon. Separated from its body, the soul stays intact only a moment longer before it begins to bubble and seethe like white-hot lava, then abruptly bursting and blinking out of existence.
Toz's left leg has been slain by Serrice.
SHOULDA PARRIED
Teela has been sliced apart by a Teshen raider.
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
Your account has been credited with 220 credits.
Speaking from the back of his mind, you tell [name not important], "Ummmmmmmmmm."
His voice sharp-edged and frosty, [name] whispers to you, "Just shut up and use them :P."
Is this quote worthy? I literally don't know how to react.
Entropy Curing System for Mudlet - FREE!
Back when wars were a thing, I couldnt afford to trans skills for combat and various other reasons. The generosity I recieved from players wanting me to stay and be part of things, I wish I could repay the favor, but the people who helped me know how much I appreciate them.
Atticus winks knowingly.
Kaleigh narrows her eyes at Atticus.
Prioress Kaleigh Deschaine says to Sir Atticus Sinclair, "Watch it."
Prioress Kaleigh Deschaine smiles and says to Novitiate Kalinaar Vindicae, "Well done Brother. You've completed your exam."
Kalinaar presses the open palm of his left hand against the clenched fist of his right and bows respectfully to Kaleigh.
Novitiate Kalinaar Vindicae says, "Thank you Princess Kaleigh."
The body of Ishin appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
You turn to Ishin and suddenly scream, "Boo!" at him.
An arrow comes flying in towards Ishin from the north.
The arrow strikes Ishin, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
Ishin's eyes close suddenly as he falls asleep.
WELCOME BACK.
#hroagh
A distant keening howl seizes your attention, and you stop to listen. It is the sound of some creature, somewhere, experiencing inutterable sorrow. A chill ripples down your spine as the sound trails off, but you remember...
An agonized scream startles all into a brief hushed silence as Carivah finally transcends the mortal body, assuming the hollow form of a Tekal.
The following members of the Carnifex are in the realm:
Member Rank Position Class
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(not Carivah)
Dat blessing!
[5:02:20 PM] fernando: oh that's why I'm getting messages
[5:02:23 PM] fernando: I MISSED MY OWN TEKAL
[5:02:24 PM] Winterlynn: A distant keening howl seizes your attention, and you stop to listen. It is the sound of some
creature, somewhere, experiencing inutterable sorrow. A chill ripples down your spine as the sound
trails off, but you remember...
An agonized scream startles all into a brief hushed silence as Carivah finally transcends the mortal
body, assuming the hollow form of a Tekal.
[5:02:37 PM] fernando: I AM
[5:02:38 PM] fernando: NOT EVEN ONLINE
[5:02:50 PM] Winterlynn: i'm laughing so hard.
[5:03:00 PM] fernando: CRYING
(Serenity System): You say, "Http://weknowmemes.com/2012/10/nope-octopus-gif/."
shoulders.
You ask, "Iffin required ta, would ya kill this child fer tha guild?"
An Arbothian child shrieks in terror, fleeing!
Looking past you, the child bounds off, racing to other adventures in the northwest.
I lol'd hard