Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Solaria

Just..loling still. Poor @Leau.

Leau tells you, "Princess, it is lonely here, and someone stole my shoes."

Leau tells you, "Princess, there is a beetle here, and it is looking at me funny."

Leau tells you, "Princess, can you come help me with this beetle?"

(Web): You say, "...lol Lyl."

Leau tells you, "Princess, do you prefer cube or monolith sigils?"

Leau tells you, "Princess, aren't cubes just another form of monoliths?"

(Web): You say, "Omg stop."

Leau tells you, "Princess, do you like flowers?"

(Web): You say, "Stahp."

Leau tells you, "Princess, what is your favorite?"

Leau tells you, "Princess, how about black roses?"

(Web): You say, "LYL OMG."

Leau tells you, "Princess, there is a black rose here for you, at the black rose shop."

(Web): Lyl says, "Wut."

(Web): You say, "I know it's you."

(Web): Lyl says, "Aww you didn't come save your pet!"

And one more after this:

Leau tells you, "Princess, you are my moon and my stars please take me."

Gwenith

Oleis said:

Coders, if you ever need a pick-me-up after a silly coding mistake, just remember that even the professionals write the occasional infinite loop.

[VISIBLE | Night | shamans] deletepuppies
Deleted 22447 puppies.

... This was like, practice server right? Cause uh, I can't find my puppy IG

Aarbrok

I think @Oleis should give Gwenith a special little derp corgi, its the only logical way to make this up to her.

Gwenith

Edit : picture to huge so fuck that shit.

Serrice

omg is that your dog for reals!? Who needs Aetolia when you have that bundle of cute T_T

Gwenith

No unfortunately, but it looks like my dog when she was a puppy and it's approximately what I based my IG puppy on.

Moirean

Eugenides says, "Wait a second."

Aarbrok raises an eyebrow at Eugenides.

Eugenides says, "We've the warden in charge of the prisoners?"

Aarbrok says, "Correct, that is his job."

Eugenides says, "Jensen?"

Aarbrok bares his teeth in a feral grin.

Eugenides says, "Jensen the CANNIBAL?"

Waving her hand, you say, "He's only a LITTLE bit cannibalistic."

Aarbrok says, "Really just a nibble."

Aarbrok waves his hand dismissively at the world, clearly demonstrating his boredom.

Grimdale says, "Helps keep the population down."

Aarbrok says, "We've had worse, Ezrax was once Spirean..."

Aarbrok shudders violently.

Eugenides says, "Cool, no. While we are at it, let us put Ferrik in charge of watching the buffalo."

Aarbrok says to Eugenides, "He -is-."

Eugenides says, "DAMN..."

Grimdale says, "And I'm in charge of strategy."

Grimdale drinks from an extremely cheerful stew pot of "Liquid Steel".

Eugenides says, "... Can I be in charge of the treasury?"

You roll your eyes.

Eugenides utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "And in that moment, Eugenides realized Spinesreach is fueled by bad decisions."

(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Just, never thought of the irony. though he seems like a trustworthy cannibal."

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Apparently mechanics make house calls."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I saw a porno that started like this once."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "XD."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, ":D."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Yeah well as long as he fixes my car."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "He can jumpstart whatever else he wants."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Lube up your chassis."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Im going to hell *slinks off back to his corner*."

Aarbrok

This has now turned into the "Quotes" Starring @Moirean, @Trager, and special guest @Aarbrok thread

Erzsebet

Because the title needs to get longer. >.>

Jensen

I remember the look moirean gave Jensen when he said he'd been feeding his pet raccoon too many prisoners, thought it was a joke till I gave a feral grin

Moirean

We've kinda just reached a don't ask don't tell policy with the Ironmaw, methinks.

#unsurehroagh

Jensen

Ask no questions hear no lies

Emelle

Ishin moves his hand up to rub lightly at the back of his neck. "Yeah well...nobody ever accused me of being a ylem scientist, okay?"

Emelle

[redacted]: Xenia says, "You better not make a loincloth out of that."

[redacted]: Trager says, "Oh, I has to."

[redacted]: Trager says, "Oh bb."

[redacted]: Trager says, "It'll be like foreplaay."

Trager

Xarian affixes an onyx centipede charm to the back of your neck, the sharp steel bits of the jeweled animal
breaking skin. Your vision blurs momentarily, and you feel a subtle weariness settle in as your shadow is
weakened.

(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Xarian, "If you come out of nowhere and stab me with that thing again I will neuter you."

(Tells): Xarian tells you, "Just making the rounds!"

(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Xarian, "Yes, well, I am not entirely open to continue randomly getting poked without so much as a drink in my hand or food in my belly."

--Little while later--

Xarian affixes an onyx centipede charm to the back of your neck, the sharp steel bits of the jeweled animal
breaking skin. Your vision blurs momentarily, and you feel a subtle weariness settle in as your shadow is
weakened.

Xarian leaves to the east, riding a donkey.

Xarian swiftly gallops in from the east.

Xarian gives a carved flagon to you.

Xarian leaves to the east, riding a donkey.

(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Xarian, "Well."

(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Xarian, "I suppose I have little else to complain about now."

(Tells): Xarian tells you, "I try to accommodate."

Moirean

Hanging out in the ball pit with Eugenides, when...

Bakir ambles in from the up.

You stare implacably at Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani.

You say to Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani, "PRIVATE MEETING, THANK YOU."

Hands in his pockets, Bakir heads off to the up.

You close the door to the up.

You lock the up door.

A knocking resounds from the door above.

You unlock the up door.

You open the door to the up.

Bakir ambles in from the up.

Hands in his pockets, Bakir heads off to the up.

Bakir ambles in from the up.

You stare implacably at Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani.

Eugenides utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Eugenides says to Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani, "Can we do something for you?"

Ducking his head amiably, Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani says, "I erm, I just wanted to... I guess I wanted to apologize for intruding upon your ball pit madam Chair."

Hands in his pockets, Bakir heads off to the up.

You yell, "Thank you."

Bakir ambles in from the up.

Eugenides smiles at Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani.

Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani says to you, "You're welcome madam Chair."

Hands in his pockets, Bakir heads off to the up.

Bakir ambles in from the up.

Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani says, "Actually I suppose erm... I suppose I should note that I love your balls."

Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani's hand flips to cover his mouth, eyes widening.

With a sudden smile, you say, "I love my balls, too, comrade."

A look of terror encompassing his countenance, Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani says, "Ball pit. Ohmygoodness. I.. not you- you don't. I mean. You're certainly a woman, but, erm."

Eugenides says to Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani, "I just found out that the ball pit was... like... a thing."

You have emoted: Moirean beams, apparently blithely unaware of the implied innuendo. "They are fun to play in," she confesses, voice lowering.

You giggle happily.

Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani nods his head once, fingers curling nervously together. If scales could show the red tint of embarrassment, you'd certainly see it upon his face. "I erm... I. Yes. Right. Chair -woman-. Madam," he stumbles with a grimace. "I will go on my way now and try not to intrude."

You wave goodbye at Bakir, a soft-spoken Xorani.

Eugenides says, "Be safe."

Hands in his pockets, Bakir heads off to the up.

Eugenides shrugs helplessly at you.

Haven

(Web): Xarian says, "Doing vamps is 3 times as good as doing other people though <_<."

(Web): Xarian says, "I should stop chasing lifers."

(Web): You say, "But we're better looking!"

Xarian

You affix an onyx centipede charm to the back of Omei's neck, the sharp steel bits of the jeweled
animal breaking skin.
Balance Used: 2.32 seconds
The eyes of an onyx centipede charm glow briefly red as the charm is filled.
You have completed a quest objective for Siphoning Shadows: Siphon enough shadows to fill the charm
Omei exclaims "Hah!" in a triumphant voice.
YOU HAVE REGAINED SYNC (2.348s)
You thank Omei sincerely.
You are startled as a paint pellet bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Ianea.
Fenelli gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
You ford your way to the east atop a donkey.
On the Delosian Bridge. (Isle of Delos.)
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A glowing golden crown bound by chains
sits atop a marble pedestal here, armaments scattered about its base. A small wooden sign is here,
several words having been carved upon its surface. A glass-fronted display case is here, filled with
notices and engraved with the words "Shop Directory." A semi-solid pellet of paint is here, a myriad
of colors. The city's shop directory is here, refer to HELP DIRECTORY for how to interact with it.
You see exits leading north (closed pine door), northeast, east, southeast, west, down (open pine
door), and in.
Unmapped: north down
You are transported by the power of the Divine. (lost)
Before the bridge to Delos. (road) (Prelatorian Highway.)
This area is unnaturally flooded with water. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Sethrin, the
ore merchant, waits here impatiently. A granite monument stands here, its surface polished to a
shine. Cleverly camouflaged under leaves and dirt, a pit has been dug here and filled with spikes.
Rising stark towards the sky, the spindly frame of the Wheel of Fates is here. A small sign points
into a market stall. Cast aside, this bundle of poles and rope seems useless. A masked vigilante is
here, gesturing fiercely to anyone who nears him. There are 2 paint pellets here. Akarn is here. He
is riding on a massive arctic grizzly. Fenelli is here. She wields a paint pellet in her left hand.
Kanna is here. He wields a paint pellet in his left hand. Ianea is here. Kelliara is here. She is
riding on a sullen war ram. Staring blankly into space, Ishin is here. He wields Claw, sword of the
hunt in his left hand and a spiked kite shield in his right. Volka is here. She wields a tower
shield in her left hand. Eugenides is here. Trager is here. Wild white hair draping Her body, Omei,
the Beast Queen stands here. Rhalia is here. She is surrounded by one reflection of herself. She
wields a fiery aetherstaff of swirling spatial motes in her left hand and a gold-studded buckler in
her right. Olethea is here, hidden. The bridge is covered in yellow paint, spelling out the message,
"WE ARE NOT TEST SUBJECTS!"
You see exits leading north, east, south, west, and in.
People in room: Akarn, Fenelli, Kanna, Ianea, Kelliara, Ishin, Volka, Eugenides, Trager, Omei,
Rhalia, Olethea
H:5628(100%) M:4042(100%) E:99% W:99% B:47000(100%) Bl:0 [csdb eb](west)
The world halts as you are frozen in time and sp--
The indomitable will of the Divine prohibits all your actions.
The indomitable will of the Divine prohibits all your actions.
You are startled as a paint pellet bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Fenelli.
Ishin greets a masked vigilante with a sincere smile.
A masked vigilante jumps away from Ishin and points a finger accusingly outward. "Get out! You are
NOT welcome!"
Omei leaps onto you, slamming you to the ground. Slavering, spittle flying from Her jaws, She palms
your head and effortlessly rips it off. You do not even have time to feel your muscles snap or your
skin rip - you are killed instantly.
You have been slain by Omei, the Beast Queen.

Haven

Xarian, the Shadow Hunter.

Xarian

You wave your sign about angrily, making your stance known.
WHO IS XARIAN ANYWAY?

I really love this event, thanks to everyone who's been a part of it.

Moirean

You swiftly swing up onto an imposing, white-furred yeti.

(Web): Yettave says, "Moi you just gave me a [unicorn]."

(Web): Yettave says, "You ride me so well."

Halp I need an adult.

Toz

A masked vigilante says, "Are you REALLY ANGRY?"

Sethrin, the ore merchant mutters discontently.

Riluo

(Web): Xarian says, "Oh my god oh my god oh my god."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb] (-15w)
(Web): Xarian says, "My fingers were smeared with gochujang and I rubbed my nose."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb] (+15w)
(Web): Xarian says, "Ow."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "Ow."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "Ow."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "Ow."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "The tears won't stop plz help."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Alexina says, "Xarian."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb] (-15w)
(Web): Alexina says, "You're cute."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Alexina says, "I'm keeping you. ^_^."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "FUCK YOU AND GET ME MEDICAL ASSISTANCE."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, ":(."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "There's literally nothing I can do."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "Except sit here and cry."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Xarian says, "It burns so bad."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): Alexina says, ":(."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb]
(Web): You say, "Put your finger on your perineum and do circular motions."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb] (+15w)
(Web): You say, "It will help."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|99%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb] (-15w)
(Web): You say, ">.>."
[6002(100%)|5913(100%)|0|100%|100%|73%|1.3%|R:100|Md:0%] [HMcsdb eb] (+15w)
(Web): Xarian says, "."

Yes I am that evil

Setne

The internet: where time is better spent asking other people to call for help instead of doing it yourself.

Moirean

There is a long period in which Ashmer is deathly still. A soft pop intrudes on the mausolean silence as he shifts forward and eases onto one knee.

(Tells|Ashmer): Ashmer whispers into your consciousness, "(( Check my pose."

The Commander's study. (Shadow Keep.)
Ashmer is on one knee here, now eye level with Moirean. A murky darkness has settled in here.
You see exits leading south (open pine door) and out (open pine door).

(Tells|Ashmer): You tell Ashmer, "((....))"

(Tells|Ashmer): Ashmer whispers into your consciousness, "(( Kekekekekek."

(Tells|Ashmer): Ashmer whispers into your consciousness, "(( DO I FIT IN YET."

Jerkfaces.

Toz

How is he eye to eye if he is on his knee? Moi is only 3inches tall.

Moirean

FINE WHATEVER I CAN DO IT TOO

(Web): Trager says, "It was all Trager could do to not pop out of phase and be all, "I am not -weak-!" he squeaks out, tone the picture of indignation."

(Web): You say, "Trager are you cosplaying as me."

(Web): You say, "All you need to do is shinkick."

(Web): Trager says, "I so got dis."

Ashmer

Avena tells you, "//jaw drops."

Ashmer

You focus and call upon each of the pacts you have made with the Chaos Lords.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a sharp-toothed gremlin, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a green slime, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a humbug, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a simpering Sycophant, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a bloodleech, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a withered crone, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a minion of chaos, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a dervish, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out Ashmer, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a chaos hound, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a bubonis, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a chaos storm, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a chimera, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out an ethereal firelord, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a worm, then vanishes.
A swirling portal of chaos opens, spits out a soulmaster, then vanishes.
Equilibrium Used: 7.90 seconds

You have emoted: Ashmer gestures dismissively, and the office is no longer crowded with ugly, chaotic things.

Calling upon the powers of the underworld, you mask the movements of your chaos entities from the world.

Moirean is still here, what you talking about.

You have emoted: Ashmer said crowded.

Moirean is pwnt.