Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean

Dis interview....

Moirean

A behemoth teradrite golem gives the corpse of a vicious crimson eld to ###.###.###.###.
A behemoth teradrite golem gives the corpse of a stalwart iron eld to ###.###.###.###.
A behemoth teradrite golem gives the corpse of a whirling violet eld to ###.###.###.###.
A behemoth teradrite golem gives the corpse of a spherical armored eld to ###.###.###.###.
A behemoth teradrite golem gives the corpse of a spherical armored eld to ###.###.###.###.
A behemoth teradrite golem gives the corpse of a vicious crimson eld to ###.###.###.###.
A behemoth teradrite golem gives the corpse of a shadow-laden grey eld to ###.###.###.###.

You say, "...what."

Teani blinks.

Leau blinks.

Teani says, in a feral tongue, "What's with all the numbers..."

You say, "Must be a Cabalist's golem."

*rimshot* Thank you folks, I'm here all week.

Melantha

Ohai thar, IP address. Might want to edit that bit out. Otherwise, way to roll with a bug like that.

Moirean

Oh, didn't realize that was what that was. My bad.

Melantha

No worries. Figured that was the case. Not exactly a place you'd expect to see one, after all.

Moirean

Looking over my aliases...

**********************************[ Aliases ]********************************** Nr Alias Command ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 bi bite &targ &purge 2 ics clan ics tell $0 3 test secrete camus;bite moirean 4 IT'S BEHEAD MOVE!!!! 5 cw cwho

...Wait, what.

4 IT'S BEHEAD MOVE!!!!

I don't even know HOW I typo'd that....

Ashmer

(Redacted): Aryanne says, "Come get yo char-broiled baby here! Raw, Well Done, Spit-cooked, yooou name it!"

(Redacted): Aryanne says, ".... Miss."

(Redacted): You say, "Oh God."

(Redacted): You say, "Do I post it."

(Redacted): You say, "Or do I not post it."

(Redacted): Aryanne says, "I'M NOT A BABY MURDERER, I SWEAR!"

Ashmer

(Newbie): Aadishwara says, "Gah! It works! Auresae, you're a goddess! ..well, not just IC :P."

Moirean

You are pulled along by a miniature, mischievous wedding band, warping through space to meet with Toz. (ring)
Within the unformed void.
Chattering to itself and occasionally running in circles, a small, lively creature skitters about here. There are 17 protester's signs here. Toz is here. Pools of noxious green slime and urine cover the ground, floating oddly in the void.
There are no obvious exits.

You stare at Toz and blink.

You say, "...what the hell is going ON here."

You give Toz a peck on the cheek.

Toz gives you a peck on the cheek.

You say, "I...uhh."

You have emoted: Moirean eyes...everything. The slime. Pee. Slime. Creature. You.

You say, "I'll let you. Umm. Yeah."

Toz has no answers.

Toz just lets it happen.

You leave your Haven to return once more to reality.

Moirean

PUBLIC NEWS #5709
Date: 8/3/2014 at 3:26
From: Moirean Seirath
To : Everyone
Subj: Year of the Slap

Because I am an Imp and Imps do what they want, I am decreeing this the Year of the Slap.

Go forth and SLAP people silly. The most enthusiastic slappers will earn rewards, ranging from slap badges to slap dolls to possibly even some credits, and probably a headful of bounties from Duiran and Enorian.

Have fun and happy slapping.

- Moirean Seirath, Queen of the Imps

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Chakros, in the year 426 MA.

You shout, "NEW POST! HAVE FUN!"

(Web): You say, "Right, slapsgiving is on."

(Web): Aarbrok says, "Happy Slapsgiving."

A scalding gout of steam rises from the ground before you that curls upwards and around the form of Slyphe, the Fabricator before diffusing.

Slyphe slaps you with a resounding smack.

Slyphe's form melts away into a searing gout of steam that diffuses into nothingness only moments later.

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Avena says, "Im ok with slappin ashmer bc i think he wont take it seriously."

(Web): Ashmer says, "Target: Avena."

Trager

You see that Apathy is at A dingy prison cell in Slaver Isle.

Eleanor

Inquisitor Aarbrok Furor says, "I...I want to go further."
H:6670 M:8533 [db eb]
A deeply unsettling smile creeps across Akaryuterra's features.

NO CONTEXT NO MERCY

Aarbrok

..at least we know how far the rabbit hole goes now.

Solaria

Reaching back with solemn intensity, a clay golem thrusts its fist forward, crunching viciously into
a stack of 49435 kidney slices's skull.
You have slain a stack of 49435 kidney slices.

It did that twice..wth.

Ashmer

She has slain the colossal swarm of kidney slices that dwells beneath City Portals.

Moirean

Avena says, "To Commander he has passed his exam."

You would be surprised how often this happens.

Ashmer

Solaria tells you, "(( Yay I got chewed! ))"

Xenia

Moirean said:

Avena says, "To Commander he has passed his exam."

You would be surprised how often this happens.

Moi, I often caught myself trying to reference you as $Commander in emotes or even doing the to commander tells, though I think I tend to catch myself more often than not.

Moirean

Sibatti sent me a message once about how she tried to "readlog Moirean".

Ashmer

> pat find 9193

You pat yourself on the head. Good job!

Riluo

16:41:15 Infin tells you, "Web."
16:41:18 You tell Infin, "Ok eat the meat."
16:41:24 You tell Infin, ".."
16:41:30 Infin tells you, "No..."
16:41:35 Infin tells you, "I need a date first."
16:41:39 You tell Infin, "Lol."
16:42:06 Infin tells you, "I prefer Italian and a red wine but I am not very picky."
16:42:28 You tell Infin, "(Irish is ok )"
16:42:40 Infin tells you, "//Shepards pie?"
16:43:14 You tell Infin, "(just potatoes.. lots of potatoes and years of oppression )"
16:43:26 Infin tells you, "//yea I'll pass..."


Context not required when you send a mistell.

Moirean

You shout, "All hail Alathesia, the newest Tainted Knight of the Shadow Keep!"

Alathesia will now be known as Ser Alathesia.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Smartass comment in shouts in 3, 2..."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Maybe they're all shouted out. That'd be a first."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "Give it time, it takes them awhile to think of something witty."

Zsadist's voice resonates across the land, "So what... you want a cookie?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Oh there it goes."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "See."

Moirean

(Tells|Ferrik): Ferrik tells you, "// I've considered selling my body but.. there's not that much want for crocodile skin fashion here."

OOC brackets and all

Moirean

But wait, there's more...Chatting about job scarcity:

(Tells|Ferrik): You tell Ferrik, "((also, you know, the TEETH might be a deterrent))"

(Tells|Ferrik): Ferrik tells you, "// Oh shit. So you mean I -shouldn't- include a picture of me grinning?"

(Tells|Ferrik): You tell Ferrik, "((depends how pointy they are looking that day))"

(Tells|Ferrik): Ferrik tells you, "// Something something I've always got my pointy end out?"

(Tells|Ferrik): You tell Ferrik, "((...))"

Ashmer

Oh Ferrik.

Moirean

(Web): Ezalor says, "Ugh lesser is in some hard to find place."

(Web): You say, "Solaria and I are having ladyvampsexytime."

(Web): You say, "We'll be there in a bit."

(Web): Tarleich says, "I knew I started playing Aetolia again for a reason."

Moirean

(Web): Dourif has joined your web.

(Web): Dourif says, "Lesser in Minia."

(Web): Solaria says, "In...Minia?"

(Web): Ezalor says, "Oh, go tap it then Dourif."

(Web): Ezalor says, "Only noobs are allowed in there."

(Web): Ezalor says, "So you're safe."

Erzsebet

Ezalornewb forgot that Minia doesn't exist anymore. >.>

Moirean

(Web): Rowena says, "Ison is the Ivoln [Order Head] and Ison has taken his worship so literally he's turned into a rock."