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You say, "...what."
Teani blinks.
Leau blinks.
Teani says, in a feral tongue, "What's with all the numbers..."
You say, "Must be a Cabalist's golem."
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**********************************[ Aliases ]********************************** Nr Alias Command ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 bi bite &targ &purge 2 ics clan ics tell $0 3 test secrete camus;bite moirean 4 IT'S BEHEAD MOVE!!!! 5 cw cwho...Wait, what.
4 IT'S BEHEAD MOVE!!!!I don't even know HOW I typo'd that....
(Redacted): Aryanne says, ".... Miss."
(Redacted): You say, "Oh God."
(Redacted): You say, "Do I post it."
(Redacted): You say, "Or do I not post it."
(Redacted): Aryanne says, "I'M NOT A BABY MURDERER, I SWEAR!"
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
Within the unformed void.
Chattering to itself and occasionally running in circles, a small, lively creature skitters about here. There are 17 protester's signs here. Toz is here. Pools of noxious green slime and urine cover the ground, floating oddly in the void.
There are no obvious exits.
You stare at Toz and blink.
You say, "...what the hell is going ON here."
You give Toz a peck on the cheek.
Toz gives you a peck on the cheek.
You say, "I...uhh."
You have emoted: Moirean eyes...everything. The slime. Pee. Slime. Creature. You.
You say, "I'll let you. Umm. Yeah."
Toz has no answers.
Toz just lets it happen.
You leave your Haven to return once more to reality.
Date: 8/3/2014 at 3:26
From: Moirean Seirath
To : Everyone
Subj: Year of the Slap
Because I am an Imp and Imps do what they want, I am decreeing this the Year of the Slap.
Go forth and SLAP people silly. The most enthusiastic slappers will earn rewards, ranging from slap badges to slap dolls to possibly even some credits, and probably a headful of bounties from Duiran and Enorian.
Have fun and happy slapping.
- Moirean Seirath, Queen of the Imps
Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Chakros, in the year 426 MA.
You shout, "NEW POST! HAVE FUN!"
(Web): You say, "Right, slapsgiving is on."
(Web): Aarbrok says, "Happy Slapsgiving."
A scalding gout of steam rises from the ground before you that curls upwards and around the form of Slyphe, the Fabricator before diffusing.
Slyphe slaps you with a resounding smack.
Slyphe's form melts away into a searing gout of steam that diffuses into nothingness only moments later.
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Avena says, "Im ok with slappin ashmer bc i think he wont take it seriously."
(Web): Ashmer says, "Target: Avena."
H:6670 M:8533 [db eb]
A deeply unsettling smile creeps across Akaryuterra's features.
NO CONTEXT NO MERCY
a stack of 49435 kidney slices's skull.
You have slain a stack of 49435 kidney slices.
It did that twice..wth.
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
Avena says, "To Commander he has passed his exam."
You would be surprised how often this happens.
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
You pat yourself on the head. Good job!
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
16:41:18 You tell Infin, "Ok eat the meat."
16:41:24 You tell Infin, ".."
16:41:30 Infin tells you, "No..."
16:41:35 Infin tells you, "I need a date first."
16:41:39 You tell Infin, "Lol."
16:42:06 Infin tells you, "I prefer Italian and a red wine but I am not very picky."
16:42:28 You tell Infin, "(Irish is ok
16:42:40 Infin tells you, "//Shepards pie?"
16:43:14 You tell Infin, "(just potatoes.. lots of potatoes and years of oppression
16:43:26 Infin tells you, "//yea I'll pass..."
Context not required when you send a mistell.
Abhorash says, "Ve'kahi has proved that even bastards can earn their place."
You shout, "All hail Alathesia, the newest Tainted Knight of the Shadow Keep!"
Alathesia will now be known as Ser Alathesia.
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Smartass comment in shouts in 3, 2..."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Maybe they're all shouted out. That'd be a first."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "Give it time, it takes them awhile to think of something witty."
Zsadist's voice resonates across the land, "So what... you want a cookie?"
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Oh there it goes."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "See."
(Tells|Ferrik): Ferrik tells you, "// I've considered selling my body but.. there's not that much want for crocodile skin fashion here."
OOC brackets and all
(Tells|Ferrik): You tell Ferrik, "((also, you know, the TEETH might be a deterrent))"
(Tells|Ferrik): Ferrik tells you, "// Oh shit. So you mean I -shouldn't- include a picture of me grinning?"
(Tells|Ferrik): You tell Ferrik, "((depends how pointy they are looking that day))"
(Tells|Ferrik): Ferrik tells you, "// Something something I've always got my pointy end out?"
(Tells|Ferrik): You tell Ferrik, "((...))"
the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine
open hand or closed fist would be fine
blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine
(Web): Ezalor says, "Ugh lesser is in some hard to find place."
(Web): You say, "Solaria and I are having ladyvampsexytime."
(Web): You say, "We'll be there in a bit."
(Web): Tarleich says, "I knew I started playing Aetolia again for a reason."
(Web): Dourif has joined your web.
(Web): Dourif says, "Lesser in Minia."
(Web): Solaria says, "In...Minia?"
(Web): Ezalor says, "Oh, go tap it then Dourif."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Only noobs are allowed in there."
(Web): Ezalor says, "So you're safe."
(Web): Rowena says, "Ison is the Ivoln [Order Head] and Ison has taken his worship so literally he's turned into a rock."