Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Welcome Ary, its the Spirean OOC clan."

(Spirean Hunters): Aryanne says, "Just, uh, don't expect me to actually do much.... hunting?"

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Lol its fine."

(Spirean Hunters): Aryanne says, "Yet another place for me to mistell! >.>."

(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Yes, but when you mistell here, it's different. It'll end up one quotes and misquotes."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Gneehehehe."

(Spirean Hunters): Aryanne says, "Hahaha."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Also known as the Moirean, Trager with special guests Aarbrok and other Spireans."

(Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "It -is- the moirean and trager show, after all."

(Spirean Hunters): Aryanne says, "Ashmer is pretty heavily featured as well."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Ashmer is the spinoff."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Hes like Saved by the Bell the College years."

(Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "The admins haven't decided if it'll get picked up for it's own show."

Moirean

Educationafex:

Georgewashington has escaped Slaver's Isle and entered the realm of Aetolia.
Georgewashington has joined the Carnifex in the introduction.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tarleich says, "*facepalm*."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Yettave says, "Not the worse i've ever seen rofl."

(Web): Solaria says, "..really?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "He should be in Enorian, Damariel's order. Since. You know. He cannot tell a lie."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tarleich says, "Heh."

(Web): Ilyon says, "Mm. Apparently we have a celebrity amongst us."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Yettave says, "That was Lincon."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Yettave says, "?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "No."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "That's george wa."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Cherry tree myth."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tarleich says, "Lincoln couldn't sit through plays."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tarleich says, "Different thing."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Ouch."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Too soon."

Haern

Moirean

Current event: Free-For-All
Player Health/Mana Location
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Trager 7386/7386H 4387/4972M Eastern edge of an abandoned outpost (8055)
Slyphe 5300/5300H 5500/5500M Bloody den (8021)
Leau 5284/4258H 3999/3940M Prison cell (8057)
Zsadist 7425/7425H 5170/5170M Western edge of an abandoned outpost (8054)
Riluo 6055/6055H 5376/5376M Echoing caverns (8030,...)
Aarbrok 7903/7903H 4586/4756M Entrance to an abandoned outpost (8052)
Coribhell 5809/5809H 4410/4410M Western edge (8020)
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The free-for-all combat shall commence immediately! May the most skilled win!

Aryanne has had her neck snapped by Slyphe, the Fabricator's scything kick.
You divine the location of this death as Echoing caverns in the Tenebrous Caverns.

Aren has had his neck snapped by Slyphe, the Fabricator's scything kick.
You divine the location of this death as Lonely clearing under a dark canopy in the Sanguine Jungle.

Riluo has been bludgeoned to death by Slyphe, the Fabricator.
You divine the location of this death as Echoing caverns in the Tenebrous Caverns.

Leau has had his neck snapped by Slyphe, the Fabricator's scything kick.
You divine the location of this death as Prison cell in the Desert of Attrition.
They were assisted by: Trager.

Zsadist has been bludgeoned to death by Slyphe, the Fabricator.
You divine the location of this death as Western edge of an abandoned outpost in the Desert of Attrition.

Aldera has been bludgeoned to death by a Nazetu crossbowman.
You divine the location of this death as Ascending through a stone tower in Tiyen Esityi.

Coribhell has had her neck snapped by Slyphe, the Fabricator's scything kick.
You divine the location of this death as Western edge in the Sanguine Jungle.

Laith has had his neck snapped by Slyphe, the Fabricator's scything kick.
You divine the location of this death as Mouth of a cave in the Tenebrous Caverns.
They were assisted by: Trager.

With a feat of great strength, Slyphe, the Fabricator has cleft Aarbrok in two.
You divine the location of this death as Source of an underground river in the Tenebrous Caverns.

With a feat of great strength, Slyphe, the Fabricator has cleft Ezalor in two.
You divine the location of this death as Western edge of an abandoned outpost in the Desert of Attrition.
They were assisted by: Laith.

And then they ended it. Solaria got ballsy:

Solaria's voice resonates across the land, "Fabricator - for use of our arena for Your pleasure, I think You should allow the city Your favor. Seemed we quite entertained You."

Moirean

Aarbrok has been slain by the freezing power of a black, leather-bound journal of the Cabal entitled, "The Book of the Cabal".
You divine the location of this death as Chambers of Yi in Spinesreach.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tarleich says, "Did I just see a pen is mighter than sword joke?"

Solaria

Moirean said:

Solaria's voice resonates across the land, "Fabricator - for use of our arena for Your pleasure, I think You should allow the city Your favor. Seemed we quite entertained You."

Hey, someone had to say it! Also, ended it earlier so Trager and Slyphe couldn't be all alone. Who knows what they were doing!

Mephistoles

Honours trager

Trager "Baby-Soft" Del'baeth
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General:
He is 87 years old.

Aarbrok

#Seven

Ashmer

#babysoft

Moirean

OMG dis skype chat

Moirean

You shout, "The brave, the bold, the strong, the few - The Carnifex, a guild of soldiers devoted to stamping out weakness and instilling strength in the land. A Keep determined to prepare the world for the true threats beyond our veil. An army of mighty warriors that will save the land. Now taking membership applications at NoT."

You yell, "Yoooougenides."

You nod your head at Eugenides.

You say to Eugenides, "Here to apply?"

You waggle your eyebrows at Eugenides suggestively.
Eugenides says, "Nope, I'm here to see the drama that is about to unfold."

You roll your eyes.

Eugenides's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

You say, "Such faith."

You snort arrogantly.

You say to Eugenides, "You want drama? I'll go decimate Tainhelm after this."

You waggle your eyebrows at Eugenides suggestively.

Eugenides says, "You know here in a moment, someone will walk in here and start talking their holier than thou crap."

You grin and nod.

You say, "And I can then kill them."

You beam broadly.

Eugenides says to you, "That's why you did it, huh?"

You shift your eyes from side to side suspiciously.

Eugenides says to you, "Imp, Are you sure you were not born a Troll?"

Setne

(Spinesreach): The town crier says, "Hear ye, hear ye! I shall cry out the message of
thine choosing! Simply visit me and show the CRIER what t say! Except you, Ingram.
You stay far, far away from me."

Moirean

Oh man, are town criers back????

Omei

Technically they never left!

The broadcasting functionality of city tutors has been removed and put into the criers instead.

Moirean

Is there any way they could cycle through a list of messages? That would be helpful.

Faerah

(Thanks @Alexina for the random laugh. @Ishin too.)

A ghostly hand ripples into existence before Ishin and grasps his shoulder. Moments later, a short burst of azure light surrounds him and when the light fades he is nowhere to be seen.

Alexina tells you, "Can I have a ransom for him?"

You communicate to Alexina, concealing your voice's origin: "For Ishin?"

Alexina tells you, "Yes."

You communicate to Alexina, concealing your voice's origin: "He's kind of useless right now. I'll consider it when he gets unmuted in nineteen months."

Alexina tells you, "...I have to feed him for a year and a half?"

You communicate to Alexina, concealing your voice's origin: "And put up with the miming. Yes."

Alexina tells you, "So, uh... how about I just release him? And you can have him back for free?"

You communicate to Alexina, concealing your voice's origin: "Oh no. You'll have to pay me to return him to me. These past five minutes have been so pleasant!"

Alexina tells you, "...that is not how abductions are typically resolved."

You communicate to Alexina, concealing your voice's origin: "Mmph. Typically not, but you picked an unusual target and so an unusual demand must be met."

Alexina tells you, "Ack!"

You communicate to Alexina, concealing your voice's origin: "Or you could keep him. That's okay too."

Alexina tells you, "He is crying now!"

Alexina tells you, "How do I make him stop!?"

You communicate to Alexina, concealing your voice's origin: "Just thump him over the head a few times. That typically works. He's gotten so emotional since he lost the ability to speak. Alternatively, his tears could likely nourish you for quite some time."

Alexina arrives from the southeast.

Alexina gives 300000 gold sovereigns to you.

Alexina exclaims to you, "Take him back!"

Ishin's eyes fill with tears and his lower lips sticks out endearingly as he says in a small, sulky voice, "Nobody loves me any more."

You sent the following message to Alexina:
I feel you got the better end of the bargain.

2014/08/13 19:44:36 - Faerah deposited 300000 gold at The Spinesreach Exchange.
2014/08/13 19:45:20 - Faerah > ^ Donation from Alexina as payment for my generously agreeing to take Ishin back after she abducted him.

Moirean

(Research): Trager says, "Giggle."

(Research): Trager says, "Teehee!"

(Research): Zaephlyn says, "Trager turning into a highschool girl."

(Research): Trager says, "You are such a loser."

Trager

Dementia OP

Serrice

Distracted by youth, an adolescent warhound puppy snuffles curiously about.
Possessing a broad chest with stout little legs, her frame is chunky with the
promise of future musculature. This diminutive warhound stands just over a foot
and a half in height with black-blue mottling beginning to take hold through
her coat with tawny patches appearing on her feet, cheeks, chest and
accentuating her eyebrows giving her remarkably expressive features. Solid
black marks her ears and eyes, separated by a strip of mottle blue and a white
star crowning her head. Half grown and full of vitality, she examines her
surroundings with vigor and the accompanying jingling of a circle charm
dangling from her brown leather collar that reads in feminine script 'Jett'.
An adolescent warhound looks weak and feeble.
She is strangely weightless.
She is loyal to Gwenith, Disciple of the Heartwood.


Tooooo cute.

Moirean

Avena smoothly swims in.

Avena starts choking as she inhales water.

Avena starts choking as she inhales water.

Teani says to Avena, in a feral tongue, "Eat pear."

Avena starts choking as she inhales water.

Avena starts choking as she inhales water.

Avena starts choking as she inhales water.

Avena starts choking as she inhales water.

Teani turns her eyes skyward, hoping for divine inspiration.

Avena starts choking as she inhales water.

Avena eats a prickly pear.
Avena eats the pear and immediately her skin begins exuding tiny bubbles that form an air pocket around her.

Ezalor throws his arms high into the air and shouts, "Huzzah!" at the top of his voice.

You throw up your arms and shout, "Baby!"

Mongoro flings his arms up to the heavens, and a booming laugh echoes from his mighty frame.

"HROAGH!" Avena shouts, her voice defiant like a challenge to the Gods themselves.

You say, "We're Spirean. We celebrate the baby steps."

#sadhroagh

Moirean

(Web): Xarian says, "Oh man."

(Web): Xarian says, "I feel like I've been the victim of the biggest bait and switch."

(Web): Leau says, "Why?"

(Web): Xarian says, "I watched a clip from something called Outlander, and it was like vikings vs dinosaurs."

(Web): You say, "Sounds good."

(Web): Xarian says, "So I go and download it. Turns out there's also a time travelling romance about a lady who goes back in time in Scotland called Outlander."

(Web): You say, "Ahahaha."

(Web): Xarian says, "Taken me like 40 minutes to realize that dinosaurs are not going to make an appearance ."

(Web): You say, "Is there sexy sex time?"

(Web): Xarian says, "Yeah."

(Web): You say, "I bet it's girly type sex though."

(Web): Xarian says, "You'd probably win that bet."

(Web): You say, "Close up of abs and kissing."

(Web): Xarian says, "The sad part is that I'm so far into it, I'm kinda liking it."

(Web): Xarian says, "I think I'll finish it. Plz no tell anybody."

(Web): You say, "Brb quoting."

Moirean

You have emoted: Moirean mirrors your own standing, shaking herself so loose balls go bouncing. "I take it we're done?" she asks.

Trixie plucks up a trio of your balls and stuffs them into her sack, saying, "Yep."

You have emoted: Moirean watches in silence as you handle her balls, apparently content to let you stuff them where you will.

Elie

I'm fairly certain you selected that title expressly so you could take over this thread. It's the beginning of a conspiracy to expand your rule over the entire internet, I see it all now!

Moirean

(Web): Ilyon says, "Target: conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
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(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
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(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ilyon says, "Yes, yes."
(Web): You say, "FUCK CONNER."
(Web): You say, "GUYS."
(Web): You say, "CONNER."
(Web): Teani says, "Target: Conner."
(Web): Ezalor says, "Target: Conner."

Moirean

(Web): Ilyon says, "So uhh moi, why do you have voyria without any messages showing?"

(Web): You say, "What?"

(Web): Ilyon says, "Well, diagnosing you shows voyria."

You are:
surrounded by an aura of latent ylem.
afflicted with voyria.

For, like, an hour, I was running around like that. Somehow.

Moirean

(Web): Solaria has joined your web.

(Web): Solaria says, "Yo."

(Web): Avena says, "Sup."

(Web): You say, "*blows a kiss at Solaria*."

(Web): Solaria says, "Woo, kisses."

(Web): You say, "*comes closer and gives her a peck on the cheek*."

(Web): Solaria says, "Oh babeh."

(Web): You say, "*tries using tongue*."

(Web): Solaria says, "FINALLY."

(Web): You say, "*goes for a grope*."

(Web): Avena says, "Yay more lesbian stuff."

(Web): You say, "Welcome to Aetolia?"

(Web): Teani says, "Got a Renarin here, skulking about, waiting for me to tap a minor."

Teani has fallen to the retribution of Renarin.
You divine the location of this death as Underneath a bizarre redwood in the Aalen forest.

(Web): Teani says, "Seriously, have things like moving become slower than usual lately?"

(Web): Teani says, "I seem to get that "you move too hasty" thing more often."

(Web): Lyl says, "Yes, that happens when you get fat."

(Web): Lyl says, "EAT LESS."

(Web): Solaria says, "BUT BACON IS SO GOOD."

(Web): Solaria says, "I oven baked a bunch earlier..kind of burnt it. Still eating it."

(Web): Teani says, "I can't stop eating Sessi's muffins!"

(Web): You say, "*eats Solaria's muffin*."

(Web): Solaria says, "But my muffin was being saved for later ."

(Web): You say, "*it's crunchy*."

(Web): Teani says, "Ahahaha."

(Web): Solaria says, "Omg."

(Web): Teani says, "I'm dying here."

(Web): You say, "Literally. Renarin helped."

(Web): Solaria says, "IT IS NOT CRUNCHY."

(Web): Lyl says, "Pics or it never happened."

(Web): Lyl says, "/flee."

(Web): You say, "*shares with Lyl?*."

(Web): Lyl says, "Are they of bacon?"

(Web): Solaria says, "My muffin is not shareable ."

(Web): You say, "See, who says BL doesn't RP. This is some hard core RP up in here."

(Web): Lyl says, "I can stand behind crunchy bacon pics any day."

(Web): You say, "Or, well, hardcore something."

(Web): Solaria says, "I will take pictures if you want, Lylbot."

(Web): Lyl says, "Pfft BL totally RPs! I even rhymed for your fat elf, Moi."

(Web): Lyl says, "Cause I'm hardcore RPers like that."

(Web): You say, "You are sharing pics of your muffin? PG 13 lady geez."

(Web): Leau says, "What kind of muffin is it?"

(Web): Lyl says, "Of course Aqua would want to know."

---- stuff gets a bit naughty for a bit then we talk about RL ---

(Web): You say, "Yeah I don't want any relationships for a while."

(Web): You say, "Wanna focus on my career."

(Web): You say, "UNLESS LEXI IS AVAILABLE."

(Web): Alexina says, "Because I'm way older than that and I - I'M NOT INTERESTED IN IMPS!"

(Web): You say, "D:."

(Web): Lyl says, "Lexi! Imps are great for a midday snack!"

(Web): You say, ":(."

(Web): Solaria says, "Nah. Their blood is nasty."

(Web): You say, "(so was ur muffin)"

(Web): Solaria says, "Omg."

(Web): Solaria says, "Omg omg omg."

(Web): Solaria says, "So wrong."

(Web): Lyl says, "Bwahaha."

(Web): Alexina says, "(is muffin some sort of slang here?)"

(Web): Teani says, "Ahahaha."

(Web): You say, ">______>."

(Web): Lyl says, "Haaa =D Poor innocent Lexi!"

(Web): Solaria says, "Ahaha."

(Web): Teani says, "Sessi logged in. Made it all very strange."

Teani

@Moirean, you forgot to add a picture:

Alexina

So. I'd just like to point out I missed most of that conversation.

Moirean

An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "Also. Did you make me wear a pair of thongs, oh.. two days ago?

Moirean

Inducting Rashar to Spines:

You have emoted: Moirean nods firmly, a smile returning to her face. "Perfect!" she declares, clapping her hands together. She glances over towards Galatesh the Exile, eyebrow raising. "Perfect, right?"

(Spinesreach): You say, "Welcome Rashar to Spinesreach!"

Wrinkling her nose, Galatesh the Exile says, "Needs more chanting and Spirits, but not bad."

Eyebrows waggling, you say to Galatesh the Exile, "Oh, trust me, there will be plenty of spirits soon."

You yell, "Someone get this man a tankard or five!"

There's a glint as Galatesh the Exile produces a hip flask.

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Even the visiting NPCs come prepared...