Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Slyphe

Yep, almost spit my drink out in surprise watching that signature.

Joul

Juuuuust playing around with Perform Truth at Four Corners....

< A ghostly hand ripples into existence before you and grasps your shoulder. Suddenly, your entire
body begins vibrating rapidly, becoming quicker every second. A short burst of azure light fills
your vision, and you find yourself standing next to Raeche, out of sync with the rest of reality
A ghostly hand ripples into existence before you and grasps your shoulder. Suddenly, your entire
body begins vibrating rapidly, becoming quicker every second. A short burst of azure light fills
your vision, and you find yourself standing next to Raeche, out of sync with the rest of reality.
outc goldink;outc yellowink;paint shield damariel
[Tripwire]: Info: 'perform truth' added to queue
[4841(100%)|4598(100%)|0|100%|100%|100%|56%|D:85%|Sp:60%] [HMsdb eb] -a shrine of Damariel-
perform truth
You remove 1 gold ink, bringing the total in the cache to 46.
You remove 1 yellow ink, bringing the total in the cache to 84.
Holding out a buckler, you deftly paint the symbol of Damariel onto its surface. As you finish, the
symbol burns brightly before vanishing in a ripple of power.
[Tripwire]: Info: -DEF- AURESAE_SYMBOL
[Tripwire]: Info: +DEF+ DAMARIEL_SYMBOL
Balance Used: 0.93 seconds
[4841(100%)|4598(100%)|0|100%|100%|100%|56%|D:85%|Sp:60%] [HMsdb e-] -a shrine of Damariel-
[4841(100%)|4598(100%)|0|100%|100%|100%|56%|D:85%|Sp:60%] [HMsdb e-] -a shrine of Damariel-
[Tripwire]: Info: -DEF- REBOUNDING
Your rebounding defence has been stripped.
You invoke a divine demand for truth, and illusion is torn away.
Aryanne is pulled back into phase with reality!
Equilibrium Used: 3.00 seconds
[Tripwire]: Info: +DEF+ REBOUNDING
You take a long drag off your pipe filled with skullcap.
[Tripwire]: Info: 0 smokes left in skullcap
Your pipe is now empty.
[4841(100%)|4598(100%)|0|100%|100%|100%|56%|D:79%|Sp:60%] [HMsdb --] -a shrine of Damariel-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
[4841(100%)|4598(100%)|0|100%|100%|100%|56%|D:79%|Sp:60%] [HMsdb -b] -a shrine of Damariel-
A Daru firebrand moves in swiftly to engage Aryanne.
A Daru firebrand moves in swiftly to engage Aryanne.
A Daru firebrand moves in swiftly to engage Aryanne.
[4841(100%)|4598(100%)|0|100%|100%|100%|56%|D:79%|Sp:60%] [HMsdb -b] -a shrine of Damariel-


BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BELL TATTOO!!

Iosyne

@Pearle, your signature.

Ashmer

Iosyne said:

@Pearle, your signature.

This.

Pearle

It's ADORABLE, isn't it? I just want to squish their sweet little smoke creature faces.

Meyvitch

pearle your sig scares the crap out of me.

Aryanne

23:01:16 You now have the fly!
23:01:16 The game of Bait-the-Frog has begun in the Fields of Valor.

23:01:16 The giant frog lashes out with its tongue in an attempt to get the dead fly you are holding, and eats you right along with it!
23:01:16 You are OUT of the game of Bait-the-Frog.

(Tells): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "Jeez."
(Tells): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "I guess that frog was super hungry."
(Tells): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "I think that deserves a prize. I've never seen someone lose so miserably."

EDIT TO ADD:

A sharp clash of violent red energy streaks into the air, molding together to create the form of Keroc.
Keroc says, "For you."
Keroc gives a gold star to you.
Keroc says, "For a mighty 2 seconds in the arena against the frog."
Keroc says, "Let's hope you do better this time!"

*hold to see result*
23:12:18 You now have the fly!
23:12:18 The game of Bait-the-Frog has begun in the Fields of Valor.

..... I don't think this is my day XD

Moirean

(I GOT PERMISSION TO QUOTE THIS)

(Builders): Oleis says, "Exactly. I want a cavernous meat room. With meat curtains."

Eugenides

(Spirean Hunters): Rashar says, "So uh."

(Spirean Hunters): Rashar says, "How do you revive a vampire?"

(Spirean Hunters): Ferrik says, "Syntax: pointlaugh ."

Rashar

last time I ever try and ask you for help reviving @Alexina‌

no but srsly

there isn't a darkie equivalent of revive?

Serrice

Not for vampiric scum.

(ilu @Alexina. And @Aithene‌. And I guess you too, @Lin. Maybe.)

Solaria

Serrice said:

Not for vampiric scum.

(ilu @Alexina. And @Aithene‌. And I guess you too, @Lin. Maybe.)

What about me? </3

And Rashar, undead can be revived by vampires cannot. For undead, you use their husk and revive like normal.

Benedicto

In the Daru Monastery talking about potential oaths to imbue into the new Oath-Pillar thingy;

Valingar rubs two fingers absently along the line of his jaw, as if distracted. "Good thing you are
going first," he muses to you. "I can only improve on whatever you come up with, so less pressure on
me."

Nola says to Harudhiel, "You're getting a taste of something common that should be labeled as, 'when
Daru men get together'"

Harudhiel giggles happily.

Whispering, Nola says, "I think it's some kind of bonding ritual."

With a slight nod, Harudhiel demonstrates her understanding.

Kylan says, "Well, we have to have something that is ours."

You have emoted: Benedicto crosses his arms and leans against the pillar, a wry grin upon his lips
at Valingar's words.

You set your palm against a warm obsidian pillar veined with fire.

You say, "I could say that I pledge to defend the Monastery and the Daru ways against the ugliness
of Valingar's face and from the rapier wit of the aged master Kylan-DHARS BALLS!"

You have emoted: Benedicto jerks hastily away from the pillar, his face slack with horror.
Balance Used: 0.93 seconds

The temperature around the Pillar rises to uncomfortable heights as fire blossoms within it, heat
and light erupting from the surface beneath your touch.
You feel an answering heat flare within your soul as your spark responds. The Pillar draws hungrily
on your inner fire, testing your resolve.

Kylan snickers under his breath.

You lean forward to consult the Pillar's graven surface. It bears the oaths of:
Kylan, Nola, Melantha, Tenshyo and Tylera.

You breathe a sigh of relief.

Nola relaxes, the sudden bout of tension easing from her muscles.

Smoothly, Nola says, "I would have killed you."

You wryly say, "I think we narrowly avoided a complete and utter balls up."

As the last words leave your lips, your spirit flares, suddenly fed by the fire of generations past.
The remnants of their convictions sear into you from the Pillar's heart, sitting heavy on your soul
and bolstering your will.

The Pillar flashes with incandescent light, spilling forth a wave of heat from its glowing form;
words burn themselves into the stone, seared indelibly into the Pillar's surface.

Valingar says, "Well."

Nola says, "And now I have to.."

"You can be a warning example to future generations," Valingar muses to you.

Kylan says, "... Hahaha."

You read the oath of Benedicto: 'I think we narrowly avoided a complete and utter balls up.'

Kylan

Been a while since I posted here, but here goes!

Backstory: The Daru got a new pillar to record member oaths as part of their initiation to the guild. All of the older Daru have made an oath of their own.

Benedicto sets his palm against a warm obsidian pillar veined with fire.

Benedicto Silverain says, "I could say that I pledge to defend the Monastery and the Daru ways against the ugliness of Valingar's face and from the rapier wit of the aged master Kylan-DHARS BALLS!"

Benedicto jerks hastily away from the pillar, his face slack with horror.

The temperature around the Pillar rises to uncomfortable heights as fire blossoms within it, heat and light erupting from the surface beneath Benedicto's touch.

You snicker under your breath.

Benedicto breathes a sigh of relief.

Nola relaxes, the sudden bout of tension easing from her muscles.

Smoothly, Nola says, "I would have killed you."

Benedicto Silverain wryly says, "I think we narrowly avoided a complete and utter balls up."

The Pillar flashes with incandescent light, spilling forth a wave of heat from its glowing form; words burn themselves into the stone, seared indelibly into the Pillar's surface.

Valingar says, "Well."

Nola says, "And now I have to.."

"You can be a warning example to future generations," Valingar muses to Benedicto.

You say, "... Hahaha."

Harudhiel sits down in a meditative position.

You say, "Well.."

You say, "Future generations will know we narrowly avoided a.. "Complete and utter balls up"."

Bottom line? Whoever coded it was wise to add a delay between touch/say command acceptance. It made Benedicto's attempt to troll all the funnier.

Meyvitch

You guys aren't having much luck with that, are you?

Gwenith

Uh, since self-quoting is a thing here:

18:50:15 (Web): You say, "Rofl it'll be like that scene from ghost. But with a forge.

Meyvitch

Mithkik has been slain by the magical power of a shadowy puppet imitating
Mithkik.

Benedicto

This made me chuckle after mine and Rashar's shouts;

5 ) Trixie: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

8 ) Trixie: "Have you sent him some mending yet? He might need to get that burn treated."

(the Front Line): Gwenith says, "But not the veneral type of burn."

(the Front Line): Gwenith says, "Better be specific."

Rashar

Ah, and so we have two of the five people I predicted would actually find that shout witty and hilarious. Bound to be a few of them out there, I suppose.

I'm just grumpy you didn't even try and fight. Lame, @benedicto. Laaaame.

Teani

@Benedicto definitely won that exchange.

Rashar

I guess so. With the way this game works and as many relationships as have been had, it's pretty easy for like.. three quarters of the mud to be able to say that to one another for an easy laugh and a win. I'd expect something like that out of Ingram, not Bene. I maintain: Laaaaame.

Pfft.

Benedicto

Rashar said:

I'd expect something like that out of Ingram, not Bene. I maintain: Laaaaame.
Pfft.

Not sure what you were expecting from a man who has made people hallucinate an old, nude flasher running around Enorian, or that they were seeing giant, dancing penii (plural). When Bene's feeling whimsical or in a certain mood, he can be just as childish or prepubescent as anyone else.

I mean Rashar started it....

/jokes

Rashar

No. You're ruining my image of Benedicto. Just stappat.

Emelle

Benedicto said:

or that they were seeing giant, dancing penii (plural).

I always thought that was Gepideth!

Nola

Oh he did it too! I have proof as a victim!

Serrice

Emelle said:

Benedicto said:

or that they were seeing giant, dancing penii (plural).

I always thought that was Gepideth!

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Teani

After being given a corpse of a water buffalo.

@Ferrik says, in a feral tongue, "I wonder, sir water buffalo.. if you are perhaps to buffalo what a water melon is to melons."

Moirean

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Teani

Speaking about brewing with @Aarbrok.

Aarbrok narrows his eyes at you, "You would need one, if you are tossing anus into a fermentation." he nearly gags, "Though I have had worse."

Emelle

he didn't mean anise, did he