Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Rhyot

Spike is far more badass than Angel ever will be. Hell, he was the one who stopped the vampire apocolypse from happening by sacrificing himself.

Fezzix

When you're sitting at the vakmut racetracks waiting on a race to start, then suddenly you win credits.

Then you remember you've been phased for the past 30 minutes and forgot.

Drestyn

(Tells): Illidan's thoughts fill your head, "Alrighty, good luck to you friendo."


Pok, a scarred vakmut handler says, "They're running down the final straightaway, and a simurgh
hatchling named Teryz just nosed its way to first!"

Illidan Aresti-Te'Straif says, "Duanathar."
Illidan is swiftly carried into the skies and out of sight by scintillating rainbow butterfly wings.

Pok, a scarred vakmut handler says, "And the race is done! Teryz is the winner, followed by Mike and
Herby!"
You have won 460 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 30 tickets on Teryz wins the match!
You see Pok, a scarred vakmut handler shout, "Wow! Siofra just won 460 credits at the racetrack
betting on Teryz!"
You have won 234 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 30 tickets on Teryz places second or better!
You see Pok, a scarred vakmut handler shout, "Wow! Siofra just won 234 credits at the racetrack
betting on Teryz!"
You have won 160 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 30 tickets on Teryz places third or better!
You see Pok, a scarred vakmut handler shout, "Wow! Siofra just won 160 credits at the racetrack
betting on Teryz!"
You have won 211 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 30 tickets on Mike places second or better!
You see Pok, a scarred vakmut handler shout, "Wow! Siofra just won 211 credits at the racetrack
betting on Mike!"
You have won 153 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 30 tickets on Mike places third or better!
You see Pok, a scarred vakmut handler shout, "Wow! Siofra just won 153 credits at the racetrack
betting on Mike!"
You have won 968 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: 30 tickets on Herby places third or better!
You see Pok, a scarred vakmut handler shout, "Wow! Siofra just won 968 credits at the racetrack
betting on Herby!"


Well, uh... thank you for the luck! @Illidan

Rhyot

Shame betting never goes that well for me. That and I don't have minipets.

Didi

my pets are slow like me er improving

Phoenecia

Just hit rank 4 in the Epicurean Academy and trying out all the new plants I have access to, all of which have...interesting effects. Then I get to the godstongue fruit.

H:7088 M:4136 E:103% W:107% B:100% Mad:0% LC:0 XP:43% [eb]eat godstongue

You bravely sink your teeth into the godstongue, the irised flesh releasing heady, numbing juice upon your tongue. Your senses churn and body seems to lift from the air - both numb and overloaded as if immersed within something divine.

Light seems to speak to you, shadows ebbing with some harsh, distant truth, and as you balance upon the cusp of epiphany, your world is plunged into darkness, life snuffed with the light.

You have been slain by an irised godstongue fruit.

Rhyot

Just whatever you do.... don't eat the Gumgum Fruit.

Kelliara

Rhyot said:

Just whatever you do.... don't eat the Gumgum Fruit.

It's fine, as long as eat a waterbreathing pill first, or get a waterwalking enchantment.

Kodaza

Nixia tells you, "I learned a new trick. Want to see?"

You tell Nixia, "Absolutely!"

Nixia tells you, "Stand right there."

An agonized scream startles all into a brief hushed silence as Nixia finally transcends the mortal body, assuming the hollow form of a Tekal.

Nixia tells you, "Ta da."

Kalak

You say to Cardie, "Guess I suppose, there is danger written on my forehead, Professor."

Professor Cardie "Wild Card" Mallore says, "In several languages."

Cardie winks knowingly at you.

Kodaza

Corva press her tongue to the inside of her cheek and rolls it from the rear to the front, popping off a tooth at the end with a small sound. She decides, with it, to plop down beside you and turn to lean her back against your side, arms draping over her knees with her hands fiddling her cigarette between them.

You have emoted: Kodaza blinks at her sudden gift, holding up the tooth between two fingers and moving it before her human eye, then sliding it over to her six insect ones, examining it from each perspective. Then, she holds up one of her pills the same way, as if comparing the tooth and pill. "I... thank you? This is a first."

(Web): Corva says, "Oh wow I [unicorn]ed up."

(Web): Corva says, "I meant to say "popping it off a tooth"."

(Web): Rijetta says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

(Web): You say, "Oh my god."

(Web): Corva says, "XD."

(Web): You say, "Too late."

(Web): You say, "#canon."

(Web): Corva says, "Hahaha, aaah damnit."

Axius

Wild, bright-orange flames lick around the entire form of this obsidian chaos
hound, each reflecting against the glassy skin of the beast. It stands roughly
two feet from the ground at the shoulders, both broad with legs that end with
paws that turn inwards slightly. A bulky head, almost oversized for its body,
rests just ahead of the shoulders and is at an even level with them making it
appear to have nearly no neck at all. Lava drips from its maw from time to time
like saliva from a wild dog, hissing against any surface that it lands upon. It
is called 'Intrepid.'
An obsidian chaos hound looks weak and feeble.
It can only be worn in the following location: shoulder.
It appears to be lacking in nourishment.
It is loyal to Cabalist Axius Sor'Tirivan.


....so! If I'm ever stuck in the tundra, with nothing to eat, for a few weeks. I know what I'm gonna eat! XD

Tiur

Oh bother. I think I know what I broke there. Stupid old old old code.

Rhyot

The Geas of the Progenitor saps away your blood reserves. Seek out a Sire to ward off the Geas!

dwho
The following members of the Imperial Dominion are in the realm:
Name Blood Rank Status House
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Trager the Primus ALL
Ilyon a Prince Bahir'an
Coribhell a Grand Duchess Bahir'an
Rhyot a plebian Bahir'an
Zenobia a Princess Bouchard
Alathesia a Princess D'baen
Ameleia a Grand Duchess Nebre'seir

Caolan

[Diogen has been helping me with a personal tent, he pops in with a spot check and fixes an error]

You say, "Awesome, thanks very much."

You swing your arm up and high-five Diogen enthusiastically.

Diogen says, "Oh no..."

You tilt your head curiously.

You say, "What is it?"

Diogen says, "Lord Tiur says I'm forbidden to touch the mortals, time to go back in the shame tube."

Diogen vanishes instantly from sight with an abrupt 'pop'.

Tiur, the Gnosis's voice resonates across the land, "Celani should be neither seen nor heard! TO THE SHAME TUBE."



Bye Diogen

Tekias

(SciOOC): Teani says, "So, got myself a bunch of chests."

(SciOOC): You say, "Gimmegimme >.> Whatcha get?"

(SciOOC): Xavin says, "I wish I could chests."

(SciOOC): Xavin says, "But no money, and probably over-extended even if we had the monies."

(SciOOC): Teani says, "(chest contents)"

(SciOOC): You say, "Sheesh."

(SciOOC): Teani says, "From 15 chests. Not sure that's quite on par, but it's alright."

(SciOOC): Tiur says, "You got roughly what should be expected. Should have gotten 1 or 2."

(SciOOC): Tiur says, "Because I am not -totally- in it for the money... it is around 12%."

(SciOOC): You say, "Tiur, if you ever need testers to check chest drop rates, feel free to drop a few dozen or so in my lap. >.>."

(SciOOC): Tiur says, "Quite selfless of you, Tekias. Fortunately for you, I wrote a command that generates huge numbers of chests and tests them, without actually creating them."

(SciOOC): You say, "Pah. Ah well. Glad you thought ahead!"

(SciOOC): Xavin says, "<_<."

(SciOOC): Teani says, "This is why I you, Tiur."

(SciOOC): Teani says, "Always ready with a good comeback."

(SciOOC): You say, "*MorganFreemanShe'sRightYouKnow.jpg*."

Kalak

Your rankings:
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Overall: 666th with 47 points.

Okay Aetolia, I got the message!

Tekias

@Diogen's fighting MIGHTY HARD for Top Admin-type-person in my books... @Tiur's got competition. First the Shame Tube bit up above, then...

Diogen came down to help Teani and I out with some OrgReq stuff. While dealing with fixing Topic A (now fixed), we discuss how Topic B was broken and needed fixing as well, and that even Tiur had to kick it to Raz for help. Lil poking aorund, and Topic B got fixed, and we proposed a change. He suggested an OrgReq of it. Before I can even get around to LEARNING how to OrgReq it...

Message #555 Sent By: Diogen
"(Mass: Tekias, Teani) Ayyyyyyyyyyyy sciomancers its yo boi Dio89 comin at u with another orgreq!!111 ( Topic B ) is in but the messages might suck ya feel ha ha anyways like fav and subscribe peace!"

Diogen

while I am the coolest dude ever trust me when I say that Tiur, Razmael, Keroc and even most of the other celani do about 50000000000000000x times the work I do and on much more important, bigger, and complex stuff, I just shitpost a lot

also since this is Q&MQ have a quote:

[Razmael submitting something through a player system]

You say, "Also you managed to spell support wrong."
Razmael says, "Well makes it look more authentic."
Razmael says, "INTENTIONAL."

Tekias

Fair nuff! Didn't mean to knock the other guys work.

Tiur

Nah, @Diogen is the man... woman... Celani. I dunno, do they have gender? I never remember their faces or anything, I just tell them to work.

Anda Dio quote: Diogen says, "Ohhh no oh boy oh jeeze oh gosh oh golly."

It made me laugh.

Vash

Doyen Kelliara Vetra-Seirath says, "What trouble have the two of you been getting into?"
You say to Kelliara, "The best kind, well not as good as killing, or um, well you know, but still fun!"
Doyen Kelliara Vetra-Seirath says to you, "What do I know?"
You have emoted: Color rising to his cheeks Vash says to Kelliara "You know, like, things, you do, with, like" he half covers his mouth as he loudly whispers "Xenia" before giving her an exaggerated wink.
Impassively, Doyen Kelliara Vetra-Seirath says to you, "I do most things with my wife you would have to be more specific."

@Kelliara

Diogen

Razmael says, "Did you know more people are called by vending machines a year than sharks."

Qendyl

Diogen said:

Razmael says, "Did you know more people are called by vending machines a year than sharks."

It's only because people survive shark attacks. When a vending machine falls on someone alone, the vending machine is too busy calling people to dial 911

Tiur

Phone manufacturers have a clear bias against sharks, and neither make the cellphones work underwater, nor dialable with a flipper/fin.

Rhyot

Diogen said:

Razmael says, "Did you know more people are called by vending machines a year than sharks."

Well, if the vending machine got as many free meals as a shark does, they wouldn't call as much.

Aishia

"can I use ur phone"

Kelliara

Tiur said:

Phone manufacturers have a clear bias against sharks, and neither make the cellphones work underwater, nor dialable with a flipper/fin.

I thought we lived in a progressive, fish-inclusive society.

We still have some learning, and healing, to do, clearly.

Teani

I love this community.

Vash

The elements are never going to give you up.
They certainly will never let you down.
They wont even run around...and desert you.

@Runas you are dead to me