Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Nola

Nola sets aside her bounty of materials at the foot of it as she too takes a seat opposite Zaila on the window sill's corner, leaning heavy. Her head rests against the glass, her gaze lifting, seeking, but seems to only come to blankly stare. "Why am I not surprised by that.. He always was strange with his taste," she muses. Her words seem disjointed from the listless, heavy way her body acts - no expression to be found save one of exhaustion. Still, she talks as if this is normal, carrying on the conversation as best she can.

With a slight drop in her brow with concern at your discordant state, Zaila digs her hand into her cleavage and suddenly yanks out an iron-tipped whip and uses the tail as an extension of her own arm to slp you across the arm and she chides, "Hey! He kissed /my/ ass, remember? That means he has /amazing/ taste,
tankyouverymuch."

Nola's arm jerks at the stinging sensation, and she shifts, but it is sluggish. Her nose twitches a bit, a wry pull at one corner of her mouth as she relents, "Yes, yes.. you've a good point there." Rubbing at the spot, her eyes begin to slowly move about the room, but then she pauses, frowning as she looks back to Zaila and asks pointedly, "Did you just pull that out of your
breasts? Isn't that uncomfortable?"

Bundling the whip back up into a bundle and then affecting a brief sleight of hand, Zaila stashes the whip back into its previous home supporting her brazier and flashes you a coquettish flutter of her thick lashes that is met with, "You should see what I can pull out of my #$%&*(secret department)."

Zaila

OMG "Secret department" - OMG... too much!

Nola

YOU ARE TOO MUCH AHAHA

Zaila

Zaila spent several tells back and forth with heavy expletives and excessive-sexually-euphemistic phrasing trying to explain something to @jaymi until she finally caught on - Zaila was being a total snot about it.

You tell Jaymi, "Theeeere she goes! It can click in there!"
Jaymi whispers into your consciousness, "Sorry. You have a bit of a... unique dialect?"

"unique dialect" I laughed so hard

Rhyot

(Bloodloch): Alathesia says, "As most of Sapience is now infected, we will allow all in the city even if they are infected. You may once again go after foci and enter the if infected."

(Research): Malcanthet says, "First order of business, hug everyone not infected."
(Research): Malcanthet says, "C'mere zen."
(Research): Ellenia says, "She logged."
(Research): Malcanthet says, "Aww."
(Research): Malcanthet says, "Well that leaves Rhyot and I'm not hugging him ."
(Research): You say, "Damn right you aint."
(Research): Ellenia says, "And you don't want Rhyot's cooties."
(Research): You say, "Aint none of you unicorns getting me."

-not 2 seconds later-
A clockwork messenger bat flits in from the out.
[8586(100%)|6978(100%)|0|100%|99%|100%|77.2678%|R:90|S:100%] [HMcsdb eb]
A clockwork messenger bat says to you, "Challenge accepted!"
[8586(100%)|6978(100%)|0|100%|99%|100%|77.2678%|R:90|S:100%] [HMcsdb eb]
A clockwork messenger bat flits to the out.





Edit: Autocensor didn't catch my vulgarity... and apparently that's bad juju

Kodaza

Aishia seems caught up in her melon-meditation, staring down at it carefully, rotating it between her fingers slowly. "This one seems pretty good." Then a short pause. "Do you ever worry when you put fruit in your cache you don't get the same fruit back. Just someone elses fruit. That they touched." She pauses a moment. "If you put a whole bunch of grapes in, only one will come out. Do caches eat grapes?" She muses, half to herself.

Sibatti

Commissar Akaryuterra Ryotega Junakutz-Lionheart says, "I need to who here."

Akaryuterra coughs softly.

Daishin says, "I don't think this is the correct time to become an owl Commissars."

Toz

Xenia - 1:00 PM
i was tired of Toz getting all the asstention

Kelliara

Toz said:

Xenia - 1:00 PM
i was tired of Toz getting all the asstention

...I'm both curious, and at the same time terrified, to ask what that was about.

Zaila

(Market): Trikal says, "The Bug Bazaar in Bloodloch! Stocking all your consumable combative components. Come check it out now!
-a few moments later-

A clockwork messenger bat flits in from above and begins flapping around.
A clockwork messenger bat chirps happily at you.
A clockwork messenger bat says to you, "The Bug Bazaar! We can't promise our stock will make you good at combat, but we can strongly imply it. v10018."

Fyrren

First time I've ever seen someone use the term 'triggered' in Aetolia...

Arch Duke Meltas Nebre'seir's voice resonates across the land, "I swear..If it wasn't for me finding those lessers. You lot would be out of ylem in no time."

Docent Eliadon Ecceliant's voice resonates across the land, "To be honest, I wanted to burn you to a crisp more than I wanted the ylem."

Spellblade Runas dur Naya's voice resonates across the land, "Don't say burn to crisp, Ulangi wasn't that long ago....Meltas might get triggered."

Emir

Dato has burst back to life after falling to Nelaana.
They were assisted by: Aisling, Dzekk, Rosdes, Hexes.
Seir has been bludgeoned to death by Magatsu.
They were assisted by: Fezzix, Kamui, Dato, Zisra, Annabeth, Daishin.
In a spray of blood, Dato's throat has been slit by the claws of Dzekk.
They were assisted by: Aisling, Rosdes, Hexes, Nelaana, Maizin.
Aisling has been bludgeoned to death by Zisra.
They were assisted by: Daishin, Annabeth.
Daishin has had his soul torn from his body by Rosdes.
They were assisted by: Dzekk, Nelaana, Hexes, Maizin.
Dzekk has burst back to life after falling to Zisra.
They were assisted by: Magatsu, Annabeth, Kamui.
Dzekk has been sliced apart by Magatsu.
They were assisted by: Zisra, Annabeth, Kamui.
Maizin has been slain by an anonymous assailant.
They were assisted by: Fezzix, Zisra, Annabeth, Magatsu, Dato.
Nelaana has been bludgeoned to death by Zisra.
They were assisted by: Dato, Fezzix, Annabeth, Magatsu.
Nelaana has been bludgeoned to death by Zisra.
They were assisted by: Dato, Annabeth.
Dato has burst back to life after falling to Maizin.
They were assisted by: Aisling, Hexes, Dzekk, Rosdes.
Dato has been sliced apart by Dzekk.
They were assisted by: Aisling, Hexes, Rosdes, Maizin, Seir.
Narrowly escaping death from Maizin, Zisra substituted her soul for another.
They were assisted by: Seir, Aisling, Dzekk, Rosdes, Hexes.
Zisra has been electrocuted to death by Seir.
They were assisted by: Maizin, Aisling, Dzekk, Rosdes, Hexes.
Aisling has been slain by an anonymous assailant.
They were assisted by: Zisra, Daishin.
Daishin has crumpled under the overwhelming might of Rosdes.
They were assisted by: Dato, Seir, Aisling, Maizin, Dzekk, Hexes.
Magatsu has been sliced apart by Dzekk.
They were assisted by: Seir, Rosdes, Maizin.
Annabeth has been sliced apart by Dzekk.
They were assisted by: Seir, Rosdes, Maizin.

(Spirean Joint Command): Tina says, "We fighting for this major?"

Benedicto

Think this belongs in here.

Had to link it because A. It's ASCII art and B. It's nudity (kind of).

https://hastebin.com/uhayedekaq.md

Karhast

19) Drestyn: "Stay outta my Council, y'bastard."
20) Drestyn: "// That was totally meant to be OOC. ."

Zaila

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(Enorian): You say, "Does no one in this city sell cake? Seriously?"
(Enorian): Karhast says, "The Beryl Inn has strawberry pie."
(Enorian): You say, "Not looking for pie, looking for cake."
(Enorian): You say, "For shame, under-baking bakers! For /shame/."

A honey cake descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

Zaila looks around the space with suspicion as she snags the honey cake out of the air. "Thaaank yooou?"

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Welcome."

Tenshyo

5 . Ary: "I look away for ten seconds and Yeras is going all britney spears in this
bish."
6 . Maizin: "Jami's not here. We should invite her."
7 . Yeras: "Maizin."
8 . Yeras: "Don'"
9 . Yeras: "Don't go chasing waterfalls."
10. Maizin: "Just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."
11. Eliadon: "WITH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M."
12. Yeras: "Ok i'm gonna go play assassin's creed syndicate."
13. Yeras: "I swear all the factories in england in the 19th century just made steam.
"
14. Tenshyo: "Uh."
15. Tenshyo: "Hello."
16. Tenshyo: "Valve."
17. Yeras: "OI, WE GOTTA USE THESE ORPHANS TO MAKE STEAMS."
18. Yeras: "GUVNA."
19. Tenshyo: "Hahaha."
20. Yeras: "I wish bene was here."

@Benedicto

Dzekk

Eliadon arrives from the south.

Eliadon leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Eliadon connects painfully.
Flames lick at Eliadon's body as he strikes at your fire-wreathed body, setting him ablaze.
Health Lost: 145, blunt, brute
You grip the keen-edged blade of Penitence, ready to strike back.

You dart in toward Eliadon and stab him with the keen-edged blade of Penitence.
Eliadon jerks to the side, the attack barely grazing him.

Flames leap around Eliadon, charring his flesh.

Eliadon rushes out to the south, his body alight with flames.

Some time passes...

Eliadon rushes in from the south, his body alight with flames.

Flames leap around Eliadon, charring his flesh.
A forest of small sharp crystals sinks into the ground.
The flames prove too much for Eliadon, and he falls to the ground a withered, charred heap.
You have slain Eliadon.
Eliadon uses Tattoos Starburst.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Eliadon in red light.
Experience Gained: 10313 (Player Kill) [total: 12398593]
Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.

Docent Eliadon Ecceliant says, "Murder."

Eliadon leaves to the south.

You say, "Uh.."

Tekias

(Market): Zaila says, "Terribly tired twiddling? Toddle to Two Tenors' Talent Tabernacle to try tunes: tremendous Tenor training! 63068."

(Tells): You tell Zaila, "T'was a tantalizingly talented take on terrific tongue twisting."

(Tells): Zaila tells you, "Tenors tend to teem with talented tongues."

Xenia

I knew i died a lot, but I didn't really think it was that much. Then Rankings was introduced.

***********************[ RANKINGS FOR TOTAL PVP DEATHS ]***********************
Rank Count Player
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1 760 Xenia


***********************[ RANKINGS FOR TOTAL PVE DEATHS ]***********************
Rank Count Player
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1 1713 Zenobia
2 918 Xenia



For the record, I don't die that much to mobs anymore, all that was from my novice times.

Sarita

I'm sort of curious to opt in to that, but also afraid of what I'd see. I still die to mobs all the time.

Sarita

@Zsadist AKA Rhyot is so well known for disagreeing with gods that any deviation from that gets attention ICly and OOCly.


A figure wrapped in darkness says to Chakrasul, "Oddly enough... I'm in agreeance with you."

(Research): Trager says, "I just keeled over and died irl."

(Research): Trager says, "Z just agreed with a god."

(Research): Trager says, "Ded."

(Research): Callidora says, "Lol."

(Research): Zenobia says, "I think I am in shock."

(Research): Callidora says, "-gasp-."

(Research): Rhyot says, "I was told to behave."

(Research): Callidora says, "Zsadist gets a personal blessing from Ma for agreeing."

(Research): Zenobia says, "Awww."

(Research): Rebra says, "Heh."

A figure wrapped in darkness says, "What? I can agree with a god."

Callidora snickers under her breath.

The soft sparkle of tittering laughter issues from Zenobia as she covers her mouth, eyes unable to hide the amusement.

(Research): You say, "You got told to do something and you listened?"

Trager's mouth flounders for a few moments more before finally, words find him once more. "I-.. Well said, Lady."

Zenobia Bouchard says to a figure wrapped in darkness, "You must admit ... it is ... odd."

"I think it is more of you agreeing with anyone, that is not yourself," Callidora murmurs softly.

Zenobia Bouchard laughingly says, "And there is the Overlord we know and love, glaring and displeased."

Callidora's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

A figure wrapped in darkness says, "I hate you all, sometimes."

A figure wrapped in darkness massages his temple, closing his eyes with a sigh.

The ghost of a smile passes fleetingly across the lips of Rebra.

Zenobia Bouchard smiles and says to a figure wrapped in darkness, "Course ya do."

Dato's eyes sparkle with amusement.

(Research): Rhyot says, "I swear, its like i'm the entertainment more times than not."

(Research): Rhyot says, "And its UNICORNS!"

(Research): Coribhell says, "That's because it is so much fun..........for us."

(Research): You say, "But you make it so easy!"

(Research): Rhyot says, "Sighs..."

(Research): Zenobia says, "You are so adorable though when ya get all snarly and grumble."

(Research): Rhyot says, "I hate you guys."

Rhyot

@Sarita What you don't realize, is that after she left.. this happened:

Chakrasul, Goddess of Corruption has bestowed a divine blessing upon you. It will last for 1 days.

Didi

super

Callidora

Rhyot said:

@Sarita What you don't realize, is that after she left.. this happened:

Chakrasul, Goddess of Corruption has bestowed a divine blessing upon you. It will last for 1 days.

I hope you enjoy your blessings, @Rhyot!

Kelliara

Tiur said:

Sam and Dean have no childer. They are boring.

Sigh. They weren't always...

Jaymi

Sire: Simon

Childer: Sam, Dean, Spike

Sam and Dean have no childer. They are boring. Spike has three, Buffy, Angel, and
Willow.
Angel and Buffy are boring, they have no childer. Willow has one, Mina.

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All of this made me so, so very happy.

Tekias

Not to nitpick...but shouldn't Angel and Spike be flipped around?

Tiur

I like Spike more than Angel. While his embracer is different, I wanted to rank him higher.

Tekias

Just because Spike got to drink the Mountain Dew and Angel didn't...

but I'm getting off topic >.> MOAR QUOTES!

Sarita

Angel can't complain. He got his own spin off.