Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean

A multi-hued amorphic blob appears in the room before solidifying into the form of Belakai, the Shaper.

A series of rumbles heralds the entrance of a large stone worm.

Suddenly, a tremendous stone worm's tail lashes out and strikes you across the chest.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

Belakai leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a tremendous stone worm.

The final blow proves too much for a tremendous stone worm, who expires, pitifully.

A tremendous stone worm has been slain by Belakai.

Belakai says, "Shut it, worm."

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Also:

Tsvanni strides in from the north, her colossal form sending tremors through the ground.

Tsvanni blinks.

Belakai glares angrily at Tsvanni.

Tsvanni bows respectfully to Belakai.

Tsvanni says in an exotic tone, "Pardon, I have bad eyesight."

Tsvanni gives you a respectful salute.

Belakai says, "Are you calling me fat?"

Tsvanni's head tilts "No sir."

Tsvanni examines the sigil on the ground.

Tsvanni nods her head emphatically.

Tsvanni says in an exotic tone, "May I leave?"

You incline your head politely to Belakai.

Belakai says, "Of course!"

You say to Belakai, "Make her sit here. Forever."

Tsvanni's eyes widen for a moment, and she slowly slinks off.

Belakai says to Tsvanni, "You may leave only if you send me a dwarf in the mail."

Tsvanni thinks for a moment, and nods.

Tsvanni says in an exotic tone, "I can do that."

Belakai waves goodbye.

Tsvanni waves goodbye.

Setne

Kinda sad it took him 9 kicks...

Draiman

(Web): Ison says, "All this bb is OP talk is making me want tera now."
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(Web): Desian says, "Go TERADRIM."
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(Web): Desian says, "WE ROCK."
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(Web): Desian says, "WE -ROCK-."
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(Web): Mazzion says, "YAY PUNS."

Nola

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "I almost killed my grandmother's chihuahua."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haydyn says, "That's...not good ."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "(I hate that dog)"

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haydyn says, "On purpose or accidentally?"

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "On accident."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "She was scarfing down cat food, and shes not supposed to."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haydyn says, "Accidentallyonpurpose."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "So I snuck up and stomped my foot."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "And it scared her and she starting choking on it >>."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kerryn says, "ROFL."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haydyn says, "Oh shit bahahaha."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kaleigh says, "That's so mean! haha."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haydyn says, "I just snorted a lemon icee out my nose."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "XD."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haydyn says, "I hope you're happy!"

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "I AM."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Kaleigh says, "Hehe."

(Enorian): Haydyn says, "MY NOSTRILS SMELL ALL LEMONY NOW!"

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "AHAHAHAHA."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Haydyn says, "Ohunicornsno."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Dato says, "Lol."

(Enorian): Demion says, "..."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "AHAHAHAHAHGSWRTHH."

(Enorian): Benedicto says, "Good to hear."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "AAHAHAHA."

(The Black Flagon Inn): Piri says, "Lol."

(The Black Flagon Inn): You say, "I am dying."

(Enorian): Haydyn says, "Lemons. The spawn of all things evil."

Draiman

Ezalor says, "Hngh. Draiman is more fun, stab him instead."
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Omei exclaims, "GOOD IDEA!"
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]'sure
The indomitable will of the Divine prohibits all your actions.
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The indomitable will of the Divine prohibits all your actions.
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]wt no fair I can't even talk
The indomitable will of the Divine prohibits all your actions.
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You feel your density return to normal. (density)
press pueri
Your density defence has been stripped.
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The indomitable will of the Divine prohibits all your actions.
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Omei snaps a tendril of nightmare forward harshly, lacerating you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
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Omei whirls a tendril of nightmare around Herself before viciously lashing you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei whirls a tendril of nightmare around Herself before viciously lashing you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
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Omei savagely strikes you with a tendril of nightmare.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei whirls a tendril of nightmare around Herself before viciously lashing you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei snaps a tendril of nightmare forward harshly, lacerating you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei whirls a tendril of nightmare around Herself before viciously lashing you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei savagely strikes you with a tendril of nightmare.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei savagely strikes you with a tendril of nightmare.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei whirls a tendril of nightmare around Herself before viciously lashing you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei savagely strikes you with a tendril of nightmare.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]

Omei whirls a tendril of nightmare around Herself before viciously lashing you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
H:5828 M:6100 E:26400 W:29400 B:97% Dusk [csdb eb]
Omei whirls a tendril of nightmare around Herself before viciously lashing you.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
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Omei exclaims, "...OW!"
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The indomitable will of the Divine prohibits all your actions.
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Xyvati has been burnt beyond recognition by Moirean.
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Omei flays the hard waxy coating from you.
Your fangbarrier defence has been stripped.
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With a flick of Her whip, Omei flays the aura of rebounding from you.
Your rebounding defence has been stripped.

Toz

'Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!'

Omei bullied herself >_>

Moirean

Iosyne has relinquished control of Shade, robe of the hunt.

Iosyne

You're welcome.

Moirean

You are:

Booned by Iosyne for about 14 hours.

Blessed by Iosyne for about 18 hours.

Disfavored by Iosyne for about 23 hours.

I'M GETTING SOME MIXED MESSAGES HERE

Setne

If she pushes you down and pulls your hair, I think it means she likes you.

Moirean

You have emoted: Moirean cautions, "Not every recruit manages to survive training, though. Be warned."

You say, "Test out an attack you should now know how to do - read over AB SAVAGERY HACK and then demonstrate by attacking me."

Vhydra cries aloud her rejection of divine grace.

Vhydra hefts an ethereal soul cleaver over her head before lunging forward and viciously hacking into your flesh, rending it messily with the deadly blade.

The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!

You have slain Vhydra.

You can almost feel Vhydra's disappointment as she falls to the level of 4.

Experience Gained: 23 (Player Kill) [total: 7303275]

Your insignia glows vividly as your triumph is notated in the records.

You pick up the corpse of Vhydra.

You focus your willpower as you prepare to resurrect Vhydra.

You point a finger towards Vhydra and suddenly she is engulfed in a cloud of darkness. As the darkness fades to nothingness, the form of Vhydra can be seen breathing once more.

Vhydra says, "I see why recruits don't always survive."

Tza

Ohh.. so that's how one gathers points for the Sect!

(Sorry, I just found the 'glowingly vivid triumph' funny. )

Kiyotan

(The Blacker Arrow): Xilonen says, "Anyone know where the chocolate person is in delos or has it been moved?"

 

(Clan Selannor): Illidan says, "Uhh."

 

(The Blacker Arrow): Xarian says, "I think we really prefer the term "African-American person" Xilo."

Man, that timing was perfect

Setne

Kiyotan said:

(The Blacker Arrow): Xilonen says, "Anyone know where the chocolate person is in delos or has it been moved?"

 

(Clan Selannor): Illidan says, "Uhh."

 

(The Blacker Arrow): Xarian says, "I think we really prefer the term "African-American person" Xilo."

Man, that timing was perfect

Not all black people are African-American! But I did lol.

Setne

Weird double post.

Moirean

So I got a fun toy in my house and was showing Draiman. Unfortunately IG drunk fumbling had screwed with my defup alias...

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Draiman dips a battered iron cup into the fountain's flow, catching a generous dose of liquid steel. The concoction shimmers softly within the container, swirling in gleaming azure ripples.

You have emoted: Moirean happily skips in a circle around the fountain, shimmering liquid sloshing out of the sides of her cup. "You liiiiike?" she drawls, peeping at you from around one curve of the fountain.

Draiman dips a battered iron cup into the fountain's flow, catching a generous dose of liquid steel. The concoction shimmers softly within the container, swirling in gleaming azure ripples.

Draiman says, "Course."

Draiman says, "How the hell could I not?"

Draiman says, "Wait."

Draiman says, "Did the keg run dry for as long as it did because you were hoarding it for your fountain?"

You waggle your eyebrows at Draiman suggestively.

Lifting her chin in confidence, you say to Draiman, "Fret not, dear bloodsucking Enforcerr. This fountain shall NEVER run dry."

(Spinesreach): Draiman says, "Comrades."

(Spinesreach): Draiman says, "We need to erect a statue of Moirean."

(Spinesreach): Tsvanni says, "Of granite."

You have emoted: Moirean takes another swig from her cup, cheeks flushed. There's obvious pride in her expression, her slight tipsiness making it hard to mask.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You have gained the stoneskin defence.

Calling the powers of the elemental earth to you, you coat yourself in magically-supple granite.

You fumble about drunkenly.

(Spirean Hunters): Draiman says, "Supple granite suddenly covers Moirean's entire body."

(Spirean Hunters): Draiman says, "Moi's 2 steps ahead of you Tsvanni."

Moirean

After showing off the fountain...and getting plastered, Moi goes to supervise a recruit interview. It goes predictably well.

Tsvanni says in an exotic tone, "Under what conditions is a kill permitted on another Carnifex?"

Tsvanni says in an exotic tone, "Why, by who, under what parameters, and what do you think of it?"

Siegfried says, "The Commander has the right to kill any lower ranking member for any reason, as do officers, so long as they don't abuse this privilege."

You raise your hand quickly to high above your head.

Beaming, you say, "That's ME."

You drink from a battered iron cup with traces of "Liquid Steel" and nearly choke on the overwhelmingly strong alcohol content, head buzzing as the kola additives kick in. Beneath it all, a faint iron aftertaste gives the ominous sensation that your gullet has been torn open by the drink's sheer potency.

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "I swear, she's a good leader."

>_>

Draiman

(Spinesreach): Exayne says, "And since the conversation has now been degraded by innuendo, please
allow me to change it. There are a lot of minors out there."

Aoibheann says, "I'm not sure turning the innuendos toward minors will be less frowned-upon."

Moirean

Oh god, Draiman, you crack me up:

You say to Draiman, "Have you shown Ser Xenia the fountain?"

Xenia's eyes widen, "What fountain?"

Draiman asks, "Why in the pit would I share that with her?"

Xenia stares implacably at Draiman.

"What?" Draiman demands to know of Xenia.

Draiman says, "I'm still not convinced that it holds enough for myself."

Aoibheann says to Xenia, "The fountain of Liquid Steel, Miss Xenia."

Xenia marches up to Draiman, wagging a finger in disapproval, "If you are keeping something from me, I swear..."

You have emoted: Moirean smirks as she watches the discussion.

Draiman says to Xenia, "She did it. She made the fountain."

Draiman says, "THE fountain."

Xenia halts dead in her tracks and blinks, mouth dropped in surprise. "You didn't pitting thing to TELL me about that?!" she growls at Draiman. "To think, I thought we were comrades," she sneers.

Draiman says, "We are!"

Draiman says, "That's why I didn't!"

Xenia stares implacably at Draiman.

Draiman says, "It makes sense, if you think about it."

Zaephlyn

You tell Piper, "On a side note.. I'm having children."

Piper tells you, "You? Personally? Yourself? Is that -possible-?"

You tell Piper, "Oh, you know.. inject a bit here.. a bit there.. and yep. Doctor helped out, stuck me with his 

syringe."

You tell Piper, "No not me!"

Piper tells you, "OH, I thought you were serious!"

@Anfini - Careful come Haernos you and Zae are gonna have little ones... HAH

@Piper - .... no words can describe how hard I laughed.

Piper

 I'm sorry! I'm still scarred from Vampire Baby threats!

Moirean

I'm fairly certain that "having" children is against city laws. Keeping my eye on you lot.

Moirean

2013/08/05 04:05:27 - Xxqboyxx has changed their name to Quebe.

Haydyn

Wrong thread!

This is what happens when you have 7 tabs open of forums.

(See here: http://forums.aetolia.com/discussion/comment/23285/#Comment_23285)

Moirean

See, now THAT is viral advertising.

Sarita

Daenerys has been sliced apart by a fearsome tundral dragon.

Aldric

(The Blacker Arrow): Xarian says, "According to the reviews, "Samurai Striptease Squad" is one of 

the better films in the erotic samurai genre. Think that makes it worth a watch?"

(The Blacker Arrow): You say, "."

(The Blacker Arrow): Draiman says, "What in the fuck."

(The Blacker Arrow): Xarian says, "Pretty competitive area."

Aarbrok

As an active connoisseur of Samurai Sensuality, I approve this message.

Aoibheann

(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I GOT IT."

(Spirean Hunters): Moirean says, "SURE YOU DID."

(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "MOBY DICK."

(Spirean Hunters): Moirean says, "I'll moby YOUR dick."

(Spirean Hunters): Moirean says, "...wait."

(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Oh god."

(Spirean Hunters): Moirean says, "Can I delete that."

(Spirean Hunters): Zhukov says, "Where do I sign up? :P."

(Spirean Hunters): Moirean says, "Rewind the internet please."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Too late. It's already on the internet."

(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "Yes, please rewind that."

(Spirean Hunters): Moirean says, "Stop this game I want off."

(Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "I can't tell if I should be flattered or scared >_>."

Moirean

Huzzah for forum filter.