Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Damonicus

Yaslaana has escaped Slaver's Isle and entered the realm of Aetolia.


@Aren: You need to adopt this one!!!

Angwe

Your flames consume Mariena's Initiate of Chaos.

Wat.

Meyvitch

A shaggy pelt of ebon fur coats the lanky frame of this large bear. A pair of
beige tufts of fur fleck the hide above the eyes, creating a pair of thick
eyebrows, while splotches of beige speckle across the bear's massive chest.
Round, beady eyes rest atop a broad muzzle, while the rounded ears lie half
hidden on top of the bear's shaggy head. Jagged claws tip each digit of the
bear's massive paws, providing an incredible offense well capable of shredding
through stone. She is called 'Reane.'
An enormous black bear looks weak and feeble.
She weighs about 880 pound(s).
She is loyal to the Bahkatu.
7440 gold sovereigns.

You tilt your head curiously at an enormous black bear.
An enormous black bear snarls viciously at you.

You stare at an enormous black bear and blink.
An enormous black bear throws back her head and howls like a wolf at you.

Iosyne

Reane was clearly a victim of Ivoln's "Fascinate Bears" ability.

Moirean

(Web): Illinian says, "Spar, jensen?"

(Web): Jensen says, "Spar spar?"

(Web): Illinian says, "Yes yes."

(Web): Jensen says, "Zugg zugg."

(Web): Jensen says, "Swuboo."

(Web): You say, "Loktar ogar."

(Web): Illinian says, "Damn annihilate."

(Web): Illinian says, "Again, Jensen?"

(Web): Jensen says, "Sure."

Illinian's mind has been annihilated by Jensen.

You divine the location of this death as Traversing the prison stairwell in the Ironmaw Prison Spire.

(Web): Illinian says, "GAH I HAD A SOFT ."

(Web): Toz says, "A soft d?"

(Web): Toz says, "You should get that looked into."

(Web): You say, "That sounds like a personal problem."

(Web): Toz says, "Pills or something."

(Web): Illinian says, "..."

(Web): Jensen says, "I feel like thats going on the forums."

(Web): Illinian says, "SOFT LOCK THANK YOU."

(Web): Toz says, "Owned or quotes and misquotes is the only concern."

Angwe

You say, "Gimme... yuur jugs."
You have received a quest! Check out QUEST VENISON_PIE for more information.

Moirean

Moi dictated some notes to Fred, her "scribe" and...

Dubiously, perhaps even worried, Fred, a Spirean Sciomancer hands his work to you, folding his hands behind his back as he awaits verdict.

You read what is written on a note written on official Spirean governmental stationery:

PODUCTUV UTH -- KABBLE TEST SUBJS. -- POT. AT. ML. PLN. -- ORPH -- URF -- ORFANEJ -- ORPHANAGE

Fred, a Spirean Sciomancer says, "I couldn't remember how to get that backwards 'D'..."

Oh man, I busted up laughing RL. Fred.

Kerryn

He is an athletic Horkval.
    
                             (worn on the back) : a plain grey pack
                            (covering the body) : a plain grey robe
                            (covering the body) : a simple white monk's robe
                            (worn on the hands) : a pair of white cotton gloves
                                 (worn on head) : a white-powdered wig
                       (shamelessly on display) : a pair of white lace lily panties

(Web): You say, "Remove the robe and the gloves.... why do you have a wig?"
(Web): Newbie says, "Matched the panties...."

Angwe

Amila places her drums down and lays next to them with both of her hands on her
stomach. "Oooh.. no climbing trees or Amila will make it rain."

Moirean

(Newbie): Whysper says, "What are poses?"

(Newbie): Maghak says, "You see them from time to time, wearing Ankyrean regalia and saying how questing was so much better in the First Immortal Epoch. Wait, no, that's posers."

(Newbie): Angwe says, "Belladonna had so much more street cred when she went by 'Yrtez'. Then she sold out and went lighter, maaaan."

(Newbie): Maghak says, "I was into Dhaivol when He was still underground."

(Newbie): Ferrik says, "Oh no he didn't."

Zaephlyn

I should be sleeping right now... not trying to send tells to @Rou

Thanks for bein' a good sport @Roux...

http://www.logsty.com/logs/7QVIv

Setne

Moirean said:

(Newbie): Whysper says, "What are poses?"

(Newbie): Maghak says, "You see them from time to time, wearing Ankyrean regalia and saying how questing was so much better in the First Immortal Epoch. Wait, no, that's posers."

(Newbie): Angwe says, "Belladonna had so much more street cred when she went by 'Yrtez'. Then she sold out and went lighter, maaaan."

(Newbie): Maghak says, "I was into Dhaivol when He was still underground."

(Newbie): Ferrik says, "Oh no he didn't."

Time to kill Maghak alongside Dhar it seems.

Draiman

A beautiful melody wafts across the heavens, lifting each of the City of Spinesreach with the divine
blessing of Maghak, the Sovereign.
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You are:
Blessed by Maghak for about 3 days.
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(Web): You say, "Mag is mah hero."

Maghak, the Sovereign neutralizes His feelings towards you.
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(Web): You say, ":(."
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Maghak, the Sovereign has bestowed a divine blessing upon you. It will last for 3 days.
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(Web): You say, "<3."

Moirean

(Spinesreach): Fyuree says, "Hail Bloodloch."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Hmm."

(Spinesreach): Fyuree says, "Bah Spinesreach lol."

(Spinesreach): Exayne says, "Gallows, now."

(Spinesreach): Ferrik says, "Might I remark that my teeth are still available."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Syssin, get the whips ready!"

(Spinesreach): Fyuree says, "Where are the gallows."

(Spinesreach): Ferrik says, "You can't see this but I am pointing at my mouth right now."

(Spinesreach): Catty says, "..Got my whip."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Gaha."

(Spinesreach): Exayne says, "Catty has her whip."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Flogging at the Inner Gates!"

(Spinesreach): Fyuree says, "I apologize eternily."

(Spinesreach): Exayne says, "Its fine."

(Spinesreach): Ferrik says, "Well that's a long time."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Aye, what he said."

(Spinesreach): Exayne says, "Farewell, Bloodlochians."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Strength in Undeath, Senator."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Drown in lava, both of you."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Hahahaha."

(Spinesreach): Catty says, "Well then."

(Spinesreach): Shixblix says, "What the Keeper just said."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "I'd rather be tied to a cavern wall!"

(Spinesreach): You say, "Shaddup, the wretched daylight is coming."

(Spinesreach): Fyuree says, "It was a oooooops moment!"

(Spinesreach): You say, "Back to your nooks and crannies."

(Spinesreach): Exayne says, "Noooo not the daylight!"

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Watch out for the sand storms!"

(Spinesreach): Exayne says, "In seriousness, Farewell Comrades. Remember never to forget who you are."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Rest well, Senator."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Farewell, Senat--."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Whoever you were. I forgot already."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Overlord I think."

Solaria

Meyvitch straightens himself to his full height, but the folds of the cloak are too long and hang 

off his hand and feet. If he moves, he'll trip over his hem. A high-pitched falsetto emerges from 

the hood. "Dear BROTHER! Why, I have to lurk, lest I pounce on you with many kisses! Let us go make 

horny little nightmares together!" Dramatically, he flops his sleeves over Mariena's shoulders, 

giving her a loud smackaroo on the cheek.

Context not required.

Ivoln

Your signature was an accurate representation of my face while reading that.

Meyvitch

I was in an Omei costume. I'm surprised they didn't add the scuttling into a shadowy corner. She was in Haern's, asking me why I was hiding in a corner.

Alice

After unity Sear explains the emotion 'elation'. (which alice is still confused about but.. Ya know, magic.)

Sear nods toward you, taking a few steps to position himself within an arm's length of you.
"Delighted, elated, happy. Having my strongest desire fulfilled." He says, smile broadening with
each word until another half step, and the folding of his arms cause a warm embrace to envelope you.

You have emoted: Alice tightens as Sear's arms fold around her slender frame, "That is wonnderful."
she obliges softly, lips breaking into a resemblance of a smile. She's trying, at least.

Damonicus

Ser Xenia of the Steel's voice resonates across the land, "I'm drowning in the balls, I need help."

Someone powerful resonates across the land, "I can hear you from down here, Spireans. QUIET YOUR NONSENSE."

Lady Elyni Ketevah, Harbinger of Discord's voice resonates across the land, "NEVER."

With a feral growl, Exayne intones across the land, "Balls!"

Piper Anfini's voice resonates across the land, "NO! We're drowning here!!"

Moirean's high-pitched voice is underpinned by a mischievous giggle as she shouts, "Ivoln is just jealous - he's not been neck deep in balls since He split from Dhar."

Ivoln

I got told.

Moirean

Totally worth the evisceration. >_>

Daskalos

Message #16374 Sent By: Piper           Received On: 11/03/2013/3:28
"Only for the balls!"

Draiman

Argolis arrives from the northwest.

Argolis buys a plumed pirate hat.

Argolis says to you, "Don't ask."

Argolis leaves to the northwest.

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Denser says, "Ahh. I see quite a few dissonant hammers, what rank is that?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Hahaha."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "9."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Denser says, "Ahh."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "That rank is whatever rank toz is >_>."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "I swap rank names whenever he goes up a rank."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "So he's always at the hammer rank."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "I've noticed this."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Denser says, "Hahaha."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, ">_>."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "Dissonant Hammer used to be 6 or 7."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Perk of banging the GM."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "I think the proper term would be 'Pulverizing'"

Moirean

The harsh, discordant tones of Iosyne's voice rattle across the firmament, "Had I but known you wished to join Us on the dark side, Brother, I would have extended a personal invitation Myself."

The crashing of waves resonates throughout the atmosphere as the Maelstrom's words echo, "Your side? Goodness no, Sister Dearest - You can't be the only one that gets to enjoy beating that General of Yours around now, can You?"

The harsh, discordant tones of Iosyne's voice rattle across the firmament, "Not in the way You're surely enjoying it... find Yourself a companion for those lonely nights in the grotto. Perhaps a whale?"

Angwe's voice resonates across the land, "Big fish need love, too!"

The crashing of waves resonates throughout the atmosphere as the Maelstrom's words echo, "Great idea, when are You free?"

The world around you is momentarily still as the raspy whisper of Dhar, the Underking pervades, "Ha."

In a bowel-shaking basso profundo, Ivoln rumbles, "YOU SHALL COMPORT YOURSELVES WITH DIGNITY."

In a bowel-shaking basso profundo, Ivoln rumbles, "Pity's sake. You bicker like mortals."

With a feral growl, Exayne intones across the land, "Actually, I think we are a bit more inventive with our insults Lord."

Draiman

Saire exclaims, "WELL This waslovelybutI need to go find strawberries to collect suddenly!"
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Saire flaps her arms madly.
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Saire leaves to the north.

Moirean

As revenge for the ball-pitting of my office, I made Argolis a *faaaaabulous* portrait of himself, topless, in Captain Morgan pose, surrounded by half-naked women, and hung it in his office. My intent was to embarrass him....

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Argolis says, "I now want a series of sculptures of me lining my office."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Make all the recruits salute each picture/statue before addressing you."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Argolis says, "Next inspection is in my office. Totally going to do that."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Argolis says, "I'll ride in half naked on a horse. Totally going to turn it into an old spice commercial."

...I may have miscalculated.

Moirean

(Web): Catty says, "Xenia you waiting on Rivas still."

Xenia uses Deathlore Consumption (tick).

You cannot discern if Xenia is smiling or grimacing, but the soulstone above her head pulses suddenly, and you feel a spiritual tugging force from the stone, as though your soul yearned to approach it.

A dispersed multitude of souls drift in from the ether and coalesce to a single churning mass.

(Web): Xenia says, "Yes."

Its sleeve falling as it raises a skeletal hand, a tormented wraith abruptly sinks the dagger-like digits deep into Xenia's gut.

Stepping quickly out of the way, Xenia dodges the attack.

Xenia uses Deathlore Consumption (tick).

You cannot discern if Xenia is smiling or grimacing, but the soulstone above her head pulses suddenly, and you feel a spiritual tugging force from the stone, as though your soul yearned to approach it.

(Web): You say, "She's engaged in an epic battle with wraiths."

A soul breaks off from the churning multitude and easily enters through Xenia's skull. Staggering back a few steps, she releases a horrified yell and her body lurches about, under invisible onslaught.

Its sleeve falling as it raises a skeletal hand, a tormented wraith abruptly sinks the dagger-like digits deep into Xenia's gut.

Xenia jerks to the side, the attack barely grazing her.

Xenia uses Deathlore Consumption (tick).

You cannot discern if Xenia is smiling or grimacing, but the soulstone above her head pulses suddenly, and you feel a spiritual tugging force from the stone, as though your soul yearned to approach it.

A dispersed multitude of souls drift in from the ether and coalesce to a single churning mass.

The knot of disembodied entities moves forward as one and passes through Xenia, her face contorting in apparent agony.

Its sleeve falling as it raises a skeletal hand, a tormented wraith abruptly sinks the dagger-like digits deep into Xenia's gut.

Xenia has been slain by a tormented wraith.

Xenia drops a stack of 2 pieces of kelp.

Xenia drops a stack of 2 hawthorn berries.

Xenia drops a stack of 2 pieces of bayberry bark.

Xenia drops a bloodroot leaf.

Xenia drops a bloodroot leaf.

Xenia drops a bloodroot leaf.

Xenia drops some irid moss.

Xenia drops some irid moss.

Xenia drops a goldenseal root.

Xenia drops a goldenseal root.

Xenia drops some irid moss.

Xenia drops a goldenseal root.

Xenia drops some irid moss.

Xenia sends a mire hound back to the kennels, the hound whimpering as it departs.

(Web): You say, "Wraiths won."

Irruel

The decapitated head of Daskalos comes speeding in from the northeast and strikes Kikon!
"Ummmm," Kikon says uncertainly.
Kikon picks up the decapitated head of Daskalos.
You say, "That's a little macabre."
Kikon scratches his head in confusion.
You say, "Dask's head is ugly enough at the best of times."
Kikon's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Kikon starts to wield the decapitated head of Daskalos in his right hand.
You are startled as the decapitated head of Daskalos bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Kikon.
You say, "Ergh."
You say, "Come on man, why would you do that?"
Kikon's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Kikon says, "Everyone loves a little head now and then."
Kikon winks knowingly.
You cough softly.


I think Kikon just gave me head. I feel unclean.

Daskalos

He used my head to give you head. I feel dirty by proxy