Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Cannan

Sir Rakim Al'Maliik asks you, "Did you put him up to this?"

You say to Rakim, "What? No Ser, not a bit! I'd have him askin about Chak's knickers or some odd."

Medri says, "Asking about Chakrasul's knickers?"

You say to Medri, "Are they pink? Black? Polka-dotted?"

You say, "The wold must know!"

Sir Rakim Al'Maliik asks you, "You want I should ask Her represenative?"

Medri says, "They're probably slimy."

You say, "Yeah sure, why not, I've lived long enough for my tastes."

You say to Medri, "You're foul."

Medri says, "Should I ask Her?"

You say to Medri, "Whaddya think, doll? You wanna ask her directly, or should we go to Ashmer?"

Medri says, "Asking Ashmar."

You say, "Always three moves ahead."

Sir Rakim Al'Maliik says, "You two are on your own."

You grin and nod.

Jade-tinged clouds grow over the form of Medri, the slight outline of the Goddess Chakrasul visible
within them. Muscles seizing up, she is rendered immobile as the wrath of Corruption descends upon
her. A heavy, acidic rain falls on Medri, the corrosive substance cruelly eating away at her skin
and muscles to expose bone. she shudders wildly and lets loose a chilling scream of agony, which
persists until naught of Medri is left, save for the pile of acid-licked boness where she once stood.
Medri has been slain by Chakrasul.

Rakim utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say, "Holy. Shit."

Rivas

ANSWER THE QUESTION, CHAKRASUL.

Aarbrok

In my experience Chakrasul was always naked....does she even wear clothes now?

Angwe

She wears a very stylish gown.

Moirean

I'm glad she's back to wearing clothing - the whole blatant "I AM SO SEDUCTIVE BLARG" just seemed incredibly heavy-handed to me, which really undercut the insidious awesome of a slow-burn type of corruptive evil.

Eleanor

I ALWAYS LIKED LOLI-CHAK.

She was a much more interesting representation of corruption than Standard Sexy Femme Fatale #637.

Daingean

Princess Kirima Aoi Lunare has invited you to join the Divine Order of Severn, the Manipulator and awaits a response.

AGREE if you wish to join the order.

H:6117 M:4446 [csdb|eb lr][22:03:32]

Aoi tells you, "Do not accept that."

H:6117 M:4446 [csdb|eb lr][22:03:39]

I know it was an accident of some form, rather than a real attempt to induct Dain into Severn's order, but still. T'was funny.

Daskalos

Next Time, Accept it, do order members, then quit and claim artifice

 

Toz

If Dain claimed artifice, I think his next move would be to set himself on fire.

Haven

I miss Severn's Order.

Jensen

Vix signs: These are my shadows. You cannot have them.

Vix nods her head at herself.

You smile and say to Vix, "The shadows betray you, cos they belong ta me."

You perform a quick search of your surroundings.

Vix steps out of the shadows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8z3tP2k9xU

idk how to embed, I suck

Sessizlik

By the mirror after being killed at a lesser.

 

The mirror flashes again, this time more brilliantly, and becomes alive with an
impossibly chaotic maelstrom of color, and though you know not how, smells,
tastes, sounds and feelings. You are totally awestruck, unable to look away yet
unable to process this raw overload of sensory information. Terror overtakes
you, and you struggle to maintain your most basic sanity.
Experience Lost: 93750 [total: 19517961]

The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the
undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard
the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous hiccups and says, "Special people like Aishia deserve
something special on special days."

Suddenly, you understand. There is a pattern to the seemingly chaotic sensory
cacophony, and you comprehend it at last. As the final clue of a riddle falling
into place, you suddenly recognize that the mirror is showing you the true form
of the Creator of All, Varian, the Celestine.
Experience Lost: 93750 [total: 19424211]

 

Good old Ironbeard finds people everywhere.

Haven

Jensen said:

Vix signs: These are my shadows. You cannot have them.

Vix nods her head at herself.

You smile and say to Vix, "The shadows betray you, cos they belong ta me."

You perform a quick search of your surroundings.

Vix steps out of the shadows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8z3tP2k9xU

idk how to embed, I suck

@Jensen: To embed a video, it must not appear as a hyperlink on these forums. If you click the source button (looks like "<>" on paper) and just delete the href=?dsfdfsf mumbo jumbo part of the code, it'll make the link appear as plain text and thus allow it to properly embed itself. Alternatively, you can manually type out the link in your posts or...and I'm not 100% sure on this one, paste the link in like notepad and then cut/copy it from the notepad and paste it here so it appears as plain text like so:

Medri

Proprietor: An ill-dressed Tsinkin merchant.

--------(Item)------(Description)-------------------------------(Stock)-(Price)

       snowman96518 a stinking, yellow-frosted snowman               15      2tj

       manure106014 a corroded metal bucket of manure                15      1tj

         idol106102 a golden fertility idol                          15      1tj

      grizzly106380 a massive arctic grizzly                         15      3tj

       cookies16239 a silver platter of present-shaped cookies       15      2tj

You can see 5 item(s) being sold in this location.

Crafted from cheap, gold-gilded steel, this idol is just large enough to be carried in one hand. Shaped into what seems to be a long rod with a rounded tip, it is detailed to perfection, making it look almost realistic. The base of the idol has been made from cheap junk metal that has been melted and shaped to form a squarish base, its attached presence to the idol detracting it from its perceived value in gold.

It has 45 months of usefulness left.

It is strangely weightless.

It bears the distinctive mark of an ill-dressed Tsinkin merchant.

You pay 1 mayor-embossed junk and receive a golden fertility idol.

You excitedly shake a golden fertility idol up and down, eager to see what comes out of it. A golden flow of coins suddenly erupts from the idol and rains down around you. As shower subsides, the idol glows with a faint luster.

Moirean

NAUGHTY

Teani

(Dion an Duir): Xavin says, "Who keeps farseeing me ."

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "I wish it was me."

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "NOt that I particularly want to see you, but I wish I had

farsee."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "You haven't put lessons in Vision?"

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "Not that I particularly -don't- want to see you, either. "

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "No, I'm trans."

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "..."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "... yeah."

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "Is this another goob moment?"

(Dion an Duir): You say, "Mmhmm."

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "God damnit."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "It's not even that high up."

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "I always used scry, so I guess I never bothered with it."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "Farsee <person>."

(Dion an Duir): Rashar says, "Ok, don't talk to me for a few minutes while I bash my face 

into my keyboard."

Arbre

@Rashar 's pretty much my favorite person in Aetolia, just for this stuff.

Rashar

@arbre

Thanks Arbro. Love you too. Here for you guys.

Omei

Are gods allowed to post here? This line had me laughing for like two minutes. I don't have the foggiest idea why.

(Duiran): Aishia says, "Toad is just a dry frog."

Medri

I couldn't help myself.

Moirean

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): Toz says, "OMG MOI DODGE FFS."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): Toz says, "T_T."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): Toz says, "Whyyyyy won't you dooooooodge."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): Lyl says, "She wants you to take her armor off."

(Web): Lyl says, "Can't you take a hint!"

(Web): Toz says, "Clearly not."

You remove star-studded platemail.

(Web): You say, "Oh."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): You say, "Naked now."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): You say, "Sowwy."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): Toz says, "Like that'll stop me from hitting you in the face."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): You say, "My dex is only 13."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Shifting your weight to the balls of your feet, you begin to feel capable of quicker movements.

You have gained the nimbleness defence.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

(Web): You say, "There nimbleness."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You parry the attack to your head with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You sidestep the attack, letting the strike go wide.

Toz quickly spins his flail to build its momentum before sending the trio of spiked balls careening into your gut.

Your torso has taken 11.99% damage.

You feel light bruises forming on your torso.

You are afflicted with torso_bruised.

Health Lost: 947, blunt.

Toz quickly spins his flail to build its momentum before sending the trio of spiked balls careening into your gut.

Your torso has taken 11.99% damage.

You feel light bruises forming on your torso.

You are afflicted with torso_bruised.

Health Lost: 947, blunt.

Toz quickly spins his flail to build its momentum before sending the trio of spiked balls careening into your gut.

You parry the attack to your torso with a deft maneuver.

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

Your head has taken 12.99% damage.

You feel light bruises forming on your head.

You are afflicted with head_bruised.

You jerk your body to the side, lessening the blow.

Health Lost: 921, blunt.

(Web): You say, "Ow you bully."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

Your head has taken 12.99% damage.

You feel light bruises forming on your head.

You are afflicted with head_bruised.

Health Lost: 1083, blunt.

(Web): Toz says, "Encouragement to dodge."

Toz brings his flail crashing down into your head with a powerful overhead swing.

You sidestep the attack, letting the strike go wide.

(Web): Toz says, "There."

(Web): Toz says, "Was that so hard."

---

Toz is RL Carnifex.

Angwe

Caellus says, "It actually is a good picture of a tree. If we see a tree that's not growing, we cut it off and put it to good use elsewhere, but it will never be a tree again."

Caellus says, "So, the only alternative is to do what we must to continue growing and being effective in the role we've taken on."

You smile and say to Caellus, "There's a bit of th' philosopher in ye still. Seems th' monks rubbed off on you just 'nough, lad."

Caellus utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Caellus cringes pathetically.

Caellus says, "If you say so..."

"Heh heh heh," Caellus chuckles.

Caellus says to you, "That's why I left..."

"Heh heh heh," Caellus chuckles.

You smile with a wink and say to Caellus, "A life unexamined ain't worth living, and a life unlived ain't worth examining."

Caellus grins mischievously at you.

Caellus snaps his fingers.

Caellus snaps his fingers.

Caellus snaps his fingers.

Caellus snaps his fingers.

Caellus winks knowingly at you.

You sigh and apply your face to your palm.

Katszia

So... I broke the game! (At least until I relog maybe?)

incall
You store 333 red ink, bringing the total to 467.
You store 133 purple ink, bringing the total to 204.
You store 305 blue ink, bringing the total to 411.
You store 173 yellow ink, bringing the total to 250.
 "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } } "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } }": "20250" }1: "a yellow ink",
"attrib": "gr" } }50" }7name": "a yellow ink", "attrib": "gr" } }"0e": "a yellow ink", "attrib":
"gr" } }"84"279838", "name": "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } }"8"a yellow ink", "attrib": "gr" }
}"ð": "20250" }106790", "name": "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } }156", "name": "a gold ink",
"attrib": "gr" } } "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } } "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } }"ð"a yellow ink",
 "attrib": "gr" } } "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } }.
 "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } }.
 "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } } "a gold ink", "attrib": "gr" } }You store 162 g: "a gol, bringing
the total to 232.
H:6tuw M:483w E:100% W:100% Dev:100% Spark:99% XP:50% [csdb eb] <xorani> 15:09:18.121  
Jami leaves to the north.
H:6tuw M:483w E:100% W:100% Dev:100% Spark:99% XP:50% [csdb eb] <xorani> 15:09:19.497   ic
Glancing into the cache, you see:
  [1108] ash                [ 0na] bayberry           [1035] bellwort
  [161"] bloodroot          [ 411] blue ink           [   2] bone slice
  [ 187] coal               [1001] cohosh             [1011] echinacea
  [1058] elm                [   1] eyeball slice      [1177] ginseng
  [  9"] gold ink           [1732] goldenseal         [ 23i] g: "a gol
  [1008] hawthorn           [1480] kelp               [  58] kidney slice
  [e041] kola               [  26] kuzu               [1486] lobelia
  [1503] moss               [1005] pear               [ 20a] purple ink
  [ 467] red ink            [1039] sileris            [1111] skullcap
  [  49] strawberry         [2000] tongue slice       [ 126] tumor slice
  [e00a] valerian           [ i50] yellow ink
H:6tuw M:483w E:100% W:100% Dev:100% Spark:99% XP:50% [csdb eb] <xorani> 15:10:05.767   uh
"Uh," you say with little discernible meaning.
H:6tuw M:483w E:100% W:100% Dev:100% Spark:99% XP:50% [csdb eb] <xorani> 15:10:52.531  
(Enorian): Nola says279G: "tings."

I totally see nothing out of the ordinary here, do you?

Oleis

Lemme guess. Mudlet?

Moirean

Running Citadel? Both Benedicto and I have had that sort of thing happen mid-combat from it. -_-

Katszia

Not running any system currently, no. And yes, Mudlet. I relogged, which fixed it. Still craziness. My poor, precious book tattoo!

Ferrik

(Market): Rashar says, "Ejrth essenceee for uhale."
(So I read this in an actual drunk voice and it was hilarious to me)

You tell Rashar Del'baeth, Maelstrom's Avatar, "// OHMYGOD I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRINK."

Rashar tells you, "(( Rofl. ))"

[ten seconds later]

(Somewhere clan): Zaephlyn says, "You may want to collect what I would assume was vomit spilling from your mouth and try to sell that again in a little bit. Rajazel."
(Somewhere clan): You say, "That was Rashar. Good sir."
(Somewhere clan): Zaephlyn says, "Oh Gods."
(Somewhere clan): Zaephlyn says, "I'm going back to sleep, sorry."
(Somewhere clan): You say, "Are you drunk. Good sir?"
(Somewhere clan): Rajazel says, "Not me. Was earlier, but I'm good now."
(Somewhere clan): Zaephlyn says, "Yessh."
(Somewhere clan): Zaephlyn says, "Ii amm."
(Somewhere clan): Zaephlyn says, "Iigaoruuh me."

Katszia

Ashlea has been bludgeoned to death by Ironbeard the Magnanimous.

Whups, he ran out of booze methinks!

Faelyria

You down the last drop of an elixir of health from a macabre oaken vial.

The elixir heals and soothes you.

H:1683 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

A roughly carved passage.

You see exits leading southeast and northwest.

H:1683 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

You touch the shield tattoo and suddenly a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you.

You have gained the shielded defence.

A shield tattoo fades from view and disappears.

H:1683 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db -b]

You may drink another health or mana elixir.

H:1858 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db -b]

You have recovered equilibrium.

H:1858 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

Input: drink health

What is it that you wish to drink?

H:1858 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

A morass of shadows makes up the form of a ghast who lumbers in from the northwest.

H:1858 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

Input: drink health

What is it that you wish to drink?

H:1858 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

A massive, translucent hammer rises out of a ravenous, shadowy ghast's tattoo and smashes your 

magical shield.

Your shielded defence has been stripped.

H:1858 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

Two-way turn.

You see exits leading southwest and northwest.

H:1858 M:2580 E:64% XP:61% [db eb]

Zoinks!

Aarbrok

im not quite sure why that was "Quoteworthy" but uh, logs of a shield running out and having no health isn't too uncommon.