Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean

While erecting shrines:

(Web): Ereav says, "I'm used to being on my knees, but goddamned this is insanity."

Ereav

>.> I hate you.

Moirean

Your hate, it takes like candy. ^_^

Illikaal

Kaeus said:

Iosyne moves in towards outstretching Her hands and opening Her fanged mouth impossibly wide.

Opening Her mouth to obscene and unnatural proportions, the Malevolent reveals row upon row of dagger-like 

teeth as She moves with unnatural speed to your body. A shadow partially envelops Her form, extending Her body 

in an illusory fashion to almost give Her the appearance of a tentacled fiend, lashing angrily with appendages 

of shadow. Her form grows larger and larger still, until She is poised above you with Her glowing white eyes 

flaring bright. The Malevolent Goddess darts toward your head with Her maw, releasing a deafening and 

otherworldly screech as She does so. The horrific sensation of your face being ripped off is the last feeling 

awarded to you as your form finally succumbs to death.

You have been slain by Iosyne.

pause

[Tripwire]: Info: System Paused!

raff

[Tripwire]: Info: Limb hits and damage reset!

[Tripwire]: Info: Afflictions have been reset!

engage off

oep

approach mirror

Experience Lost: 15000 [total: 1329468]

The Hall of the Underking (9278) - Unmapped Area

This room has not been mapped.

 There are no obvious exits.

Your insignia fades slightly in its lustre, as your loss is notated in the records.

[0(0%)|0(0%)|0|100%|100%|30.1%|R:83] [HM eb] (-6050h, -6380m, -0.34%)

Guys, Iosyne is in the Sect of Blades!

And not a single point was refunded!

Kiyotan

H:7045 M:5060 E:29400 W:21900 [db|eb]g 50 plant

Reaching down to grab the corpse of yourself, it suddenly springs to life and pulls you to the ground!

--> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this command again right now.

Moirean

(Web): Alexina says, "I need to get an icon."

Alexina throws her arms wide and begins to speak in tongues.

Ethereal motes of energy flood into your outstretched grasp as the extraction continues.

The ground around you rumbles and shakes as the earth parts. A humble shrine of Iosyne rises from the ground.

(Web): You say, "Ahahaha."

Ethereal motes of energy flood into your outstretched grasp as the extraction continues.

Alexina bows her head and begins to utter a short prayer, clasping a shard of ylem within her hands. As her prayers grow more fervant, energy within the shard begins to pulse, warping the shard as it begins to glow. A final flash of light emits from the icon as its shape is solidified.

(Web): You say, "Did you seriously just erect a shrine to get an icon."

(Web): Alexina says, "Yes."

(Web): Anfini says, "Wow."

Alexina uses Wield.

Alexina starts to wield a curved, chitinous icon of the Malevolent in her right hand.

Kneeling before the shrine, you place your hands before you and begin to pray.

(Web): Draiman says, "..."

(Web): Alexina says, "I'm pragmatic."

(Web): Rammus says, "I heard you killed all our shrines anyway!"

(Web): You say, "MAYBE."

(Web): You say, "IT WAS A TACTICAL STRIKE."

(Web): Alexina says, "^_^."

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That cracked me up, Lexi.

Moirean

(Web): Malak says, "YaH ThaT'S wHAt i ThouGHT."

Back up, bishes.

Setne

Moirean said:

(Web): Malak says, "YaH ThaT'S wHAt i ThouGHT."

Back up, bishes.

Illikaal

15. Illidan: "Oh hey, I'm an Aetolian ranger on explorers."

16. Illidan: "\o/."

17. Dhagon: "I used to be a penetrator of the depths."

18. Dhagon: "And wanted to keep it that way."

Setne

(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Fred is multiplying."

(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "I really do think the shadows are causing havoc..."

(Spinesreach): Eleanor says, "Well, er... he's that age, isn't he?"

(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Not spawning. Multiplying."

Tralendar

(Web): Ellenia says, "I am french."

(Web): Ellenia says, "Of course I smell."

Setne

(Spinesreach): Severn says, "Splendid, perhaps I will be done violently bludgeoning your Goddess with My hammer by then."

(Spinesreach): Severn says, "I look forward to it."

Moirean

Meh.

Nola

sounds VERY suggestive if you ask me!

It could easily become: "There will be more than <insert number of orifices here> hole in your Goddess by the time I'm done impaling her with my sword!" 

I'm a horrible person.

Moirean

You tell Tralendar, "Decision dice, eh?"

Tralendar tells you, "Yeah, used to give people a chance to avoid enemyship."

You tell Tralendar, "Ha."

Tralendar tells you, "Had to roll above the number a random citizens gave me."

Tralendar tells you, "A number between 1 and 100."

You tell Tralendar, "That's pretty amusing."

Tralendar tells you, "My dice only roll up to 12."

Rennoc

Took me a while to figure out, wtf...

Aedric, Aisling, Aliod, Amberlea, Arimasi, Aryanne, Ayaeva, Claire, Coribhell, Dhagon, Draiman,
Elwyn, Erzsebet, Gregor, Haven, Irruel, Jasline, Keiko, Levi, Lucus, Mariena, Mazzion, Mazzion,
Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion,
Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion, Mazzion,
Mazzion, Mazzion, Miisha, Murakumo, Phendegwen, Sevna, Tamah, Telma, Vharen, Vorenus, Xavin, and
Zsadist.
There are 59 players on this plane and 30 players on other planes..

Ezalor

http://www.logsty.com/logs/ixv8e

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Also, some pertinent info about Draiman for all you ladies out there.

Eleanor

395 confirmed as Year of the Mazzion!
This kind of WHO list is pretty much my favourite thing.

(Market): Saybre says, "If you're a Mazzion, you'll want quality weapons and armor. Send tells!"
(Market): Daskalos says, "Silly Saybre, everyone knows Mazzion doesn't use weapons! Get stuff you CAN use at MY shop."
(Market): Kamus says, "Everyone knows Mazzion can drink like a fish, quality rice wines and better prices!"
(Market): Aren says, "Everyone knows mazzion smells like a fish. buy perfumes anywhere and dump them on him."
(Market): Arbre says, "I have it on good authority that Mazzion cannot drink like a fish."
(Market): Rivas says, "Offering the cure for Mazzion vampires."
(Market): Moirean says, "Prepare for the Mazzion invasion, no matter what - booze, smokes,  curatives, panties, chastity belts, I have it all. H&H tavern, Spines."
(Market): Kiyotan says, "Selling Mazzion. Only Mazzions may apply."
(Market): Illidan says, "Mazzion."

Moirean

North of Trees. (road) (Prelatorian Highway.)

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The great highway stretches north and southeast across the land, while a smaller, more poorly kept road connects to it from the southwest. This road is the link through the Morgun Forest and beyond into the Savannah, Dakhota hills, and finally the formidable desert. A frequent rendezvous place, the highway margins are trampled and the grasses flattened by the many beings that meet here. Debris often litters the place until blown away by the gusty winds. Oddly enough, the grass here has taken on a sickly tinge, and pools of foul-smelling slime have formed in the hollows of the earth. The afternoon sun shines forth, lengthening shadows as it begins to set. An enormous monument to Slyphe stands here. A small wooden sign is here. Cast aside, this bundle of poles and rope seems useless. A dirty bird has made some dirty droppings here. A stallion grazes nearby, dappled sandy fur gleaming. There are 2 donkeys here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A chaos hound restlessly paces in a circle. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here. There are 20 unstable points of singularity here. Haven is here. He wields a spiritual mace in his left hand and a buckler in his right. Malak is here. He is riding on a gentle pony. Kikon is here. He wields a silver ilmenite staff in his left hand and a runed shield in his right.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, southwest, and in (closed pine door).

Ahem.

Haven

I was the last one standing!!!!

Moirean

...Pfft. I didn't even DIE.

Teani

The corpse of Lesiv, the Torstonite chieftain smiles at you.

I always giggle when this happens.

Ezrax

Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion Mazzion (mushroom mushroom)

Moirean

Draiman sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Losing his balance, Draiman falls from his steed to the hard ground.

Draiman says to a fiery Jaziran mare, "YoU do that agbin."

Draiman stands up, eyeing a fiery Jaziran mare. "I'm watching you."

Meyvitch

RmoteThe shadows surrounding Nega-Iosyne erupt in a violent display of writhing
tentacles, leaving the Goddess no more as Her copy is slain.

 

 

Because typos happen rarely that I can see from the gods. I thought it was funny.

Xavin

Vibrating slightly, your lodestone's humming increases in pitch as Nega-Iosyne flies into your hands.


...well then.

Moirean

    The Divine voice of Omei echoes in your head, "Listen here. That thing doesn't have any Divine essence in him, let alone Ati. If Ati were to try to fill him, he would burst like an overripe tomato. No. Ati is in Farsai, just as Ati ALWAYS is. A suitable body must go THERE."
    
    You tell Omei, the Artist, "WHATEVER FORGET IT."

    The Divine voice of Omei echoes in your head, "SHUT UP, IMP."

    You tell Omei, the Artist, "YOU FIRST."
    
    The Divine voice of Omei echoes in your head, "LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME BITCH. COME HERE. LET'S FIGHT RIGHT-- no. No no no."

Cracked me up. XD

Angwe

(Dion an Duir): Aarbrok says, "Clt canadian vaginas are monsters."

(Dion an Duir): Aarbrok says, "What."

(Dion an Duir): Aarbrok says, "Mis."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "...Wat."

(Dion an Duir): Dhagon says, "...rofl."

Draiman

This is why you do not divide by zero.

(Web): Tralendar says, "STAND BACK, DIVIDING BY ZERO!"

Daingean's body has been torn asunder by Tralendar's collapsing singularity.
They were assisted by: Rou, Daegon.
Infin's body has been torn asunder by Tralendar's collapsing singularity.
They were assisted by: Amelas.
Daegon's body has been torn asunder by Tralendar's collapsing singularity.
Aren's body has been torn asunder by Tralendar's collapsing singularity.
Kerryn's body has been torn asunder by Tralendar's collapsing singularity.
Amelas's body has been torn asunder by Tralendar's collapsing singularity.

Following that:

Full of malevolence, the maniacal voice of Tralendar reverberates powerfully across the realm, "I
know you all missed me."

Setne

PUBLIC NEWS #5544
Date: 7/9/2013 at 20:59
From: Preceptor Aren Qefin-Yaslana, Morning Star
To  : Everyone
Subj: The Lost

...

The golden gates stands ready to assist those who seek to begin anew,
you need only seek us out.u00a0u00a0

... You are nothing more than an infestation that must be stomped out and eradicated.u00a0 Repent now and be spared, or be destroyed.

...

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Arios, in the year 395 MA.