Owned Part II

Benedicto

MAYBE THE COMMAND DIDN'T GO THROUGH!

Benedicto

(insert some pouncing and clawing)

(5 minutes of shielding later)


Don't mess with Daddy Keroc and his Sect.

Illikaal

Who got the Sect points though? Asking for a friend(me).

Illikaal

https://ada-young.com/pastebin/qI7lGeen

This is the first time I've ever killed someone with blighted spines in an actual fight i'm pretty sure.

Maira

Ok love you

https://ada-young.com/pastebin/zERRqn2c

Eliadon

You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at Illidan.
Stepping quickly out of the way, Illidan dodges the attack.
Balance Used: 3.72 seconds

Jun

You sit down on a rickety wooden chair.
Your surroundings lurch dizzingly around you as your body is overwhelmed with the sensation of
movement. As the sensory bombardment comes to an end, you find yourself somewhere else entirely.
A split in the tunnel.
A chromatic column commands the area, chaotic candescence churning at its core. Glancing around with
a distracted air, a huge, sky blue taerilan is nearby. A glowing red flame-shaped sigil has been
left here. There are 2 large earth elementals here. Wisps of smoke formed into a vaguely humanoid
form reveal the position of a smoke elemental. A lava daemon stands here, the ground beneath it
scorched black.
You see exits leading north, east, and south.
[SND] Balance: 55.80s.

A large earth elemental snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill.

You whisper softly into Aisling's consciousness, "Uh oh."

1 . Jun has been slain by the might of a large earth elemental.

Elene

https://ada-young.com/pastebin/9F1YLEXV

Absolutely deleted in 15 seconds!

Ayastia

Elene said:

https://ada-young.com/pastebin/9F1YLEXV

Absolutely deleted in 15 seconds!

You are all bullies! Always target me first... I mean I get it but still! xD

Also I thought that echo said 'Twerked on enemy'

Araseth

Ladies and gentlemen. Rasani is back. Guard yourselves. >:)

https://ada-young.com/pastebin/eI38Dkv2

Araseth

^ That was the umm... 4th lossi in a row I think, too. Oof.

Araseth

Aaaaaaaaand then I'm dumb enough to mouth off to Benedicto, so I end up going 1-3 with him lol. I forgot to check the time to see if it was "Body Araseth O'Clock" hahaha. Good fights brotha.

Jun

we could've gone lower

Benedicto

I can only get away with one of these a year.

Happy Independence Day to my American compatriots. Hope you enjoyed the fireworks!

That's what you get for dumping all that tea into Boston Harbor. What a waste!

Sincerely yours,
The Brit

Mazzion

Benedicto said:

I can only get away with one of these a year.

Happy Independence Day to my American compatriots. Hope you enjoyed the fireworks!

That's what you get for dumping all that tea into Boston Harbor. What a waste!

Sincerely yours,
The Brit

I thought it was awesome. I laughed the whole time I was dead.

Sryaen

Aeryx

Doesn't get a kill for 400 days. I leave for a week and he gets 400 kills in one day. You love to see it.

Teani

All within one prompt

You have 1 room(s) left to travel. PATH STOP to halt.
Before a daemonic throne. (Volcano)
Erupting from the ground and engulfed by a funnel of sand and stray earth, a lesser, clay statue of
a wyrm thrusts upwards, an ebon egg clutched in its maw. Towering over you, this Elder lava daemon
emanates a firey aura. There are 7 berserk lava daemons here. The form of a large earth elemental
stands here. The bark of a willow has peeled away from the trunk here in wispy shavings. There are
12 hardening pastes in 4 stacks here. Antennae twitching at the slightest breeze, an oversized ant
is here. There are 2 corpses of a lava daemon here. Eyes abysmal pits of darkness, a leathery-winged
nightmare paws the ground idly. The withered husk of Yettave rests here. There are 3 antipsychotic
pills in a stack here. There are 3 euphoriant pills in a stack here. There are 3 decongestant pills
in a stack here. There are 3 depressant pills in a stack here. There are 3 coagulation pills in a
stack here. There are 3 steroid pills in a stack here. There are 3 eucrasia pills in a stack here.
There are 3 opiate pills in a stack here. There are 3 ototoxin pills in a stack here. There are 3
amaurosis pills in a stack here. There are 3 panacea pills in a stack here. There are 3 anabiotic
pills in a stack here. There are 3 thanatonin pills in a stack here. There are 3 stimulant pills in
a stack here. There are 3 kawhe pills in a stack here. A small amaurosis pill lies here.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
You have reached your destination.
A berserk lava daemon slams one of his rocky fists into your shoulder.
You are afflicted with stun.
You have been afflicted with a hidden affliction!
[FirstAid]: Predicting firstaid_predict_arms
A berserk lava daemon slams one of his rocky fists into your shoulder.
Flames lick out at a berserk lava daemon from your body and scorch his flesh.
You have been afflicted with a hidden affliction!
A berserk lava daemon slams one of his rocky fists into your shoulder.
Flames lick out at a berserk lava daemon from your body and scorch his flesh.
You are no longer stunned.
You have cured stun.
You have been slain by a berserk lava daemon.
You were afflicted by stun, a broken left arm, and a broken right arm.
Experience Lost: 141192 [total: 5776594]
The corpse of a large fire elemental falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 9 steroid pills falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 5 euphoriant pills falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 6 decongestant pills falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 6 coagulation pills falls out of your inventory.
An anabiotic pill falls out of your inventory.
As your mind slips into death, your animalistic madness recedes.
The Hall of the Underking.

Atalkez

Anyone wanna hook me up with some 1v1 logs of Carnifex? Html if possible, I’m getting old these days.

And every other class in the game, who am I kidding. 

Elene

Atalkez said:

Anyone wanna hook me up with some 1v1 logs of Carnifex? Html if possible, I’m getting old these days.

And every other class in the game, who am I kidding. 

Ping @Almol and @Mjoll

Rhyot

Ictinus peers about Himself suspiciously.

Keroc says, "Can you make me a dunce hat for messing up my commands?"

Ictinus says, "Yes."


Townhall fail when?

Aeryx

I thought this one was particularly savage.

Ictinus, the Architect says, "After looking into these a bit and getting an idea of the specifics, I
think the best way to approach this is just being honest about them. Both of these were Tiur's pet
projects, they were half coded, released unfinished, and some of the content was deliberately
obsured to conceal that from players to cover for the half-baked product."

Zeheia

Rhyot said:

Ictinus peers about Himself suspiciously.

Keroc says, "Can you make me a dunce hat for messing up my commands?"

Ictinus says, "Yes."


Townhall fail when?

(mysterious celani) gives a conical dunce hat to Keroc.

(mysterious celani) gives 'ur a dunce' hat to Keroc.

You give the dunce hat to Keroc.

Saidenn

https://ada-young.com/pastebin/xMyhPEh0

Getting owned by cards.

I've been waiting for someone to pull that card from the start. Thanks, champ.

At least the Joker death is cool

As the Joker of the deck is pulled forth, it begins to glow an in subtle shades of red, blue, yellow, brown, white and black that appear almost chaotically across its surface. The card depicts a joker in profile view, slumped upon a chair with stylized carvings about it, leaning over one of the armrests. The colors that swirl about the card creep up through the air until they collide with the one who dared to pull this card.
You have been slain by a deck of elegant playing cards.

Alela

Saidenn said:

https://ada-young.com/pastebin/xMyhPEh0

yo, what, this card just instantly true-locked you??????? lmfao rip jewelry cat

Mjoll

I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

Tetchta

Yo those assassins hit like a runaway ice cream truck lmao. I hobbled away with like 18 affs after being in the room for like a second

Toz

(Web): Taj says, "Achievement unlocked: Don't Alt-F4 Yet!"

(Web): Zima says, "What does alt-f4 do."

(The Force): Zima says, "..."

(Web): Taj says, "<_< No way."

(The Force): Zima says, "Web."

Sryaen

Toz said:

(Web): Taj says, "Achievement unlocked: Don't Alt-F4 Yet!"

(Web): Zima says, "What does alt-f4 do."

(The Force): Zima says, "..."

(Web): Taj says, "<_< No way."

(The Force): Zima says, "Web."</p>

This is like the equivalent of working in the restaurant industry and asking new waitstaff to go to the restaurant next door and ask if we can borrow their squeegee sharpener or ice mix. Or telling them to empty the hot water from the coffee machine.

Aeryx

Sryaen said:

This is like the equivalent of working in the restaurant industry and asking new waitstaff to go to the restaurant next door and ask if we can borrow their squeegee sharpener or ice mix. Or telling them to empty the hot water from the coffee machine.

Or the time I started my first ever job at a popular fastfood restaurant, like 20 years ago, and was just trying to do what I was told, and went out to 'water the flowers' as asked, when it was January and everything was caked with snow outside.