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  • SolariaSolaria Charlotte, NC
    Everyone, I give you..drunken @Macian :

    Message #15    Sent By: Macian          Received On: 9/08/2013/5:56
    "I need your help harassing people."

    Message #16    Sent By: Macian          Received On: 9/08/2013/6:48
    "Sol sol sol solaria bolbaria folfaria dolfaria soooool solaria. Come drink wid uzz. Word.
    "

    Message #17    Sent By: Macian          Received On: 9/08/2013/8:26
    "Oooh fera wiiiiiil."

    Message #18    Sent By: Macian          Received On: 9/08/2013/8:26
    "Where are you feral wiiiil?"

    AarbrokArbreAryanneTeaniMoirean
  • MacianMacian
    Ohgod.

    Excuse me while I add a breathlizer function to my Aetolia login
    SolariaTrigruXeniaAngwePerilunaDraimanNolaErzsebet
  • HaydynHaydyn
    (The Front Line): Dhagon says, "It's not hard."
    (The Front Line): Dhagon says, "At all."
    imageimage
    StathanKerrynAryanne
  • MeyvitchMeyvitch

    Master of Ceremonies, Suresh Nalkari says, "I discarded that rule because I didn't realize you could still adjust your dick after being challenged."

    Master of Ceremonies, Suresh Nalkari says, "Er."

    Master of Ceremonies, Suresh Nalkari says, "Your deck."

    Master of Ceremonies, Suresh Nalkari says, "Sapience is a tricky language!"

    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
    EzalorMoireanTrigruBufordDharAryanne
  • EzalorEzalor Emperor D'baen Canada
    More like STRIPTYCHA!!!
    image
    TeaniTrigru
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    edited September 2013

    Xenia enters from the south, riding a painted mountain stallion.

    Xenia throws up her arms and shouts, "Baby!"

    ------------------

    Xenia's entrance to public gatherings is now my favorite thing ever.
    TrigruXeniaAryanne
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    Macian said:

    Ohgod.


    Excuse me while I add a breathlizer function to my Aetolia login

    I should totally do this, at least, with the forums.
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



  • DamonicusDamonicus
    Northern wall of the volcanic ledge. (Lava caverns.) (8927)
    Furf, the Mad Prophet, is running about here frantically.  Lava seeps upwards from the ground here in a pool of molten, bubbling rock.

    Wonder why he is running around frantically???


    IosyneEzalorMoireanXenia
  • GrawthorgGrawthorg
    Grawthorg's beautiful life lessons

    http://pastebin.com/KHsaAtBd
    Moirean
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    edited September 2013
    Well in view of your office, a number of attendants arrive to install a suggestion box in the Council Chamber.

    The Conclave of Seers. (Spinesreach.)
    A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. There are 4 ebony wooden chairs here. A black marble pedestal has been knocked over, cracking the bowl that once rested upon it. Quiet and unmoving as stone, a lupine Atabahi stands guard here. A Sciomancer of the Spires stands here, his hands resting on a black voidstaff. Sealed with a lion-shaped lock, a box for suggestions sits here.
    You see exits leading north (open pine door), east (closed pine door), south (open pine door), and west (closed pine door).

    "box119762"              a suggestion box.

    Elegant in its simple construction, this pinewood box is smoothly planed and polished to a warm glow. A slot across the hinged lid allows letters and notes to be deposited inside, while a silver lock secures the top closed, retaining anonymity and discretion. Molded to resemble a lion's regal visage, the beast is depicted mid-snarl, with its yawning maw serving as a keyhole.
    It weighs about 15 pound(s).
    It is closed and you can not see inside of it.

    You open a suggestion box.

    Elegant in its simple construction, this pinewood box is smoothly planed and polished to a warm glow. A slot across the hinged lid allows letters and notes to be deposited inside, while a silver lock secures the top closed, retaining anonymity and discretion. Molded to resemble a lion's regal visage, the beast is depicted mid-snarl, with its yawning maw serving as a keyhole.
    It weighs about 15 pound(s).
    A suggestion box is holding:
    "kebab218149"             a salt and pepper prawn kebab
    "kebab217642"             a salt and pepper prawn kebab
    It is holding 2 objects.

    You stare implacably at a suggestion box.

    You take a salt and pepper prawn kebab from a suggestion box.

    You take a salt and pepper prawn kebab from a suggestion box.

    You peer at a salt and pepper prawn kebab suspiciously.

    You close a suggestion box.

    It seems one of them forgot to take out their stashed lunch! Oh well, free kebab.

    To nobody in particular, you say, "I hope this isn't some sort of short joke."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Web): Illinian says, "Elyni, want to hit the arena with me?"

    (Web): Illinian says, "I'm really rusty, just seeing how my current alias' work."

    (Web): Elyni says, "I can't fight 1v1. Have no ents whatsoever."

    (Web): Illinian says, "This will get me a fight..."

    A baleful horn resounds from the depths of the Hunting Grounds as Illinian enters.

    Illinian has been slain by the freezing power of a frost-white crocodile.
    You divine the location of this death as In a shallow marsh in the Hunting Grounds.

    (Web): Elyni says, "That worked."
  • GrawthorgGrawthorg
    thanks for the advice

    http://pastebin.com/ZkpVahx8
  • TozToz
    Moirean takes a step closer to you, absently tugging at one corner of your shirt, which 
    she then begins to use as a makeshift napkin, idly wiping at her cheeks.

    Toz does not give any indication that he notices Moirean using his shirt 
    to clean up, remaining in his stance of parade rest.

    You are dismayed as a Carnifex recruit's black leather shirt turns to dust in your hands.

    What did she even DO?

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus — 11/01/2021

    Block Toz
    ---------------------------

    lim — Today at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
    ---------------------------
    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    AryanneSetneStathanTeaniMoireanNolaPeriluna
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    It should be noted that those are cheeks of the FACE. Just to clarify.
    MastemaPeriluna
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    edited September 2013

    Tyrak tells you, "So. We have two guards missing."

    ******************************[ Missing guards ]*******************************
    Room                                     HG      HM      MG      LM      LG      
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Broad slope of a descending path                                         1
    *******************************************************************************


    [Rooms that match:]
     (18206) (52818) Broad slope of a descending path.                  (Xaanhal.)
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    Your other one is in Aithene's house.
  • KaleighKaleigh The Inn
    He'll kill me for this but;

    "A glowing fire-worm picks up its head and looks vaguely in Stathan's direction."

    He has little loves! <3 
    KerrynMoireanHaydyn
  • KerrynKerryn The Black Flagon Inn
    The glowing sections of this fire-worm shift about as it wriggles across the ground. Its wake is charred by its passing, demonstrating the powerful heat of its flesh. Its surface is marked with tiny barbs, and it has a number of powerful spikes reaching from the front of its body. It hisses as it pulls its head about, though it has no obvious mouth or eyes. He is called 'Rotundero.'
    A bloated fire-worm looks weak and feeble.
    He weighs about 100 pound(s).

    I can't stop laughing at it's name. XD

    MoireanHaydynKaleighJasline
  • KaleighKaleigh The Inn
    Kerryn said:
    He is called 'Rotundero.'
    A bloated fire-worm looks weak and feeble.


    His name is so very much appropriate and possibly my favourite fire-worm of the bunch. :D

    Ivoln
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland


    Ferrik tries to subtly shift and sidestep to stand in front of the looming mountain of fruits. "Soooo! Aherm. What ah.. what do you think? Hmm?"

    You have emoted: Moirean scans the room, eyes lingering on the bright paint splashed across the walls. "No buffalo," she finally remarks, a trace of a laugh in her voice.

    A grey-clad peasant conscript spits on the ground in boredom.

    Ferrik glares at the peasant conscript, "Oh right. I mean to get a bucket for that one." he points out.

    You give a wooden bucket to Ferrik.

    "Ha!" Ferrik exclaims.

    Ferrik drops a wooden bucket.

    Ferrik nods his head at a grey-clad peasant conscript.
    A grey-clad peasant conscript looks up curiously.
    With a curt nod, a grey-clad peasant conscript says, "Comrade. What do you need?"

    Ferrik says to a grey-clad peasant conscript, "...for you to not miss that bucket."

    Ferrik nods his head at himself.
    MastemaAngweXeniaTeani
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    edited October 2013

    You travel to the southeast entering 'Valley road'. PATH STOP to halt. (Enorian.)
    [HINT]: You are now entering the 'Enorian' area. This is a player-run city.
    [HINT]: Be careful, you may encounter aggressive creatures in this area!

    TeaniTzaXavin
  • MinaraelMinarael
    A fact learned the hard way by Omei's Undine.
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    MoireanIvolnEzalor
  • IvolnIvoln Azvosh Rakar
    Too soon.
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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Argolis are you a girl RL."
    (Spirean Hunters): Argolis says, "Am I a girl?"
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "MAYBE."
    (Spirean Hunters): Argolis says, "Moi.. my picture is on my skype profile. Tell me, am I a girl?"
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Oh that's right, you're like a 16 year old boy."
    (Spirean Hunters): Argolis says, "I'm not 16 demmit.."
    (Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "He's our age, we had this dicussion on skype, Moi, the three of us. we were like, oh, we're all the same age."
    (Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "END OF STORY."
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Oh yeah."
    (Spirean Hunters): Olethea says, "How -old- are you people."
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "42."
    (Spirean Hunters): Exayne says, "42."
    (Spirean Hunters): Xenia says, "42."

    <a few minutes go by and then...>

    (Spirean Hunters): Menelaus says, "28 here. And damn Moi you don't look 42 >.> -.- I age like shit."
    XeniaTeaniPeriluna
  • RouRou
    edited October 2013

    Fun with Dementia... and Stuttering! ( @Macavity @Zaephlyn @Illinian )

     

    (Web): Macavity says, "If you are good you dont need protection."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "Ro...r....rof...ro....."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "......................."
    (Web): You say, "Heh."
    (Web): Illinian says, "Haha."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "Rofl it's cause mac is awesome."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "He...h....he ...he....."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "You are such a loser."
    (Web): Illinian says, "Ahaha."
    (Web): You say, "XD."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "He...h....he ...he....."
    (Web): Macavity says, "Loser!! Come meet me at NoT and say that to me!!"
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "No!!"
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "It was a stutter."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "It...i....it ...it....."
    (Web): Macavity says, "The other day I had Dask running! heh."
    (Web): You say, "It's dementia lol."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "I SAID .. MAC IS AWESOME."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "And it comes out you are such a loser ?>."
    (Web): Zaephlyn says, "><."

    *unnecessary banner*
    ZaephlynMoirean
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Oh man, I was neck-deep in code and couldn't figure out what Zaephlyn was cracking up over.

    I think I need to start giving random people dementia, now. >_>
    TzaZaephlyn
  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA

    Rou said:
    (Web): Macavity says, "The other day I had Dask running! heh."
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  • GrawthorgGrawthorg
    You say, "Sex."
    A voluptuous mermaid says, "Be wary of sharks! They have a mouth full of teeth and are always in a
    bad mood!"
    A voluptuous mermaid giggles happily.
    Moirean
  • SaritaSarita Empress of Bahir'an The Pillars of the Earth
    (Research): Ezrax says, "Tl,dr don't post a bug whilst mudsexxing."

    MoireanHaven
  • KaleighKaleigh The Inn
    edited October 2013
    Combat Rankings
    #7 A small shrubbery   <- Don't mess with nature!
    JaslineHavenAarbrok
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