Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean · August 2013

(Spirean Hunters): Anfini says, "Welp."

(Spirean Hunters): Anfini says, "I now have three characters with tailoring."

(Spirean Hunters): Tina says, "And yet somehow they always end up naked."

Benedicto · August 2013

This thread should be renamed "Ye olde Spirean Laughbox"

Draiman · August 2013

We can't help it we're more fun than everyone else.

Lin · August 2013

Benedicto said:

This thread should be renamed "Ye olde Spirean Laughbox"

I live to serve.

Ciarelle · August 2013

From guildtells:

You recall that Ciarelle said:

"Ack - I know I scheduled the project meeting for next Howling, but I suspect I shan't be awake then."

You recall that Ciarelle said:

"It is probably as well to postpone it anyhow, what with the various things occurirng and whatnot, but still, my apologies."

You recall that Xavin said:

"That is quite alright."

You recall that Xavin said:

"I ah. I actually forgot about the meeting myself. This will give me more time to write up that scroll."

You recall that Ciarelle said:

"Ha, good, then."

You recall that Ciarelle said:

"Anyway, do stay well, both of you."

(I logged off)

You recall that Dhar said:

"Everything that we know will cease to exist because of this, Ciarelle, and you are to be blamed."

You recall that Dhar said:

"Ha.. ha.."

You recall that Xavin said:

"That is...Lord, I do not think You are doing humor right."

Moirean · August 2013

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Siegfried says, "Can I eat mushroom sigils?"

Ezrax · August 2013

Aarbrok said:

As an active connoisseur of Samurai Sensuality, I approve this message.

I will ファック you like a Shogun.

Haydyn · August 2013

Ezrax said:

Aarbrok said:

As an active connoisseur of Samurai Sensuality, I approve this message.

I will ファック you like a Shogun.

I will ファックユニコーン you like a Shogun. FIFY

Moirean · August 2013

(Web): Riluo says, "I like Australia, good wages, cheap houses and the shock of will I wake tomorrow or die in my sleep to a unicorny dropbear."

(Web): Riluo says, "Fun times."

(Web): Exayne says, "Adds a new meaning to goodnight i guess."

(Web): Exayne says, "You can actually answer with "I hope so.""

Arbre · August 2013

[15:46] Arbre: If you were Praadi? Eaten by the spirits and absorbed into Dendara.
[15:47] Arbre: We tell our novices that's what happens if they fail their oaths.
[15:47] Arbre: Sometimes they believe us and freak out.

[15:47] Nyrus: oh that's fantastic
[15:47] Nyrus: time to guildhop

Ezrax · August 2013

Haydyn said:

Ezrax said:

Aarbrok said:

As an active connoisseur of Samurai Sensuality, I approve this message.

I will ファック you like a Shogun.

I will ファックユニコーン you like a Shogun. FIFY

Only filthy gaijin peasants write in katakana.

Arbre · August 2013

Unsupported in midair. (Kentorakro.) (21285)
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Dim motes of light cascade around the untapped focal point here, wavering in and out of reality with each resonance of the leyline.
You see exits leading north and south.

Angwe · August 2013

Troll'd.

Moirean · August 2013

(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Aymah says, "Owner of the duck uniform?"

Moirean · August 2013

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Siegfried says, "Does anyone know an alternate route to ulangi? someone killed the ferryman in delos."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "That's the only way."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "I didn't know he could be killed...."

I go to see what happened, wondering who'd kill poor Gareth...

A rocky beach in a cove. (Eastern Wilderness.)

Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A plain wooden sign has been pounded into the ground. Siegfried is here. He wields a bardiche in his hands.

You see exits leading west and up.

Siegfried says, "I just dissected him."

Siegfried drops the corpse of Gareth, the ferryman.

You say, "So by SOMEONE, you mean YOU."

Siegfried utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Siegfried gives you a respectful salute.

You give Siegfried a respectful salute.

Siegfried says, "I followed someone else here, and for some reason it let him cross but not me."

Siegfried says, "And then when he came back I he took my gold but still wouldn't let me cross."

Siegfried says, "Which is why I killed him to get my gold back."

You say, "Sound logic. Did it bear out? Did you get a refund?"

Siegfried says, "He dropped my gold and my friends gold."

Siegfried says, "Surprisingly."

You say, "So your friend is now stranded in Ulangi and YOU made 150 gold."

You say, "Sounds like a win-win to me."

Siegfried says, "It's only 150 gold to travel? Oh snap."

Siegfried says, "He dropped 900 gold."

You say, "...I think we've found a potential cash cow."

You say, "Keep an eye on this ferryman, recruit."

You give Siegfried a respectful salute.

Siegfried says, "Will do, commander!"

Siegfried gives you a respectful salute.

(don't worry, I taught him how to use the ferry for real. I just loved his logic of KILL THE THING TO GET THE REFUND)

Moirean · August 2013

(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Welcome to Spinesreach Azlia."

(Spinesreach): Zaephlyn says, "Welcome, Comrade Azlia."

(Spinesreach): Taygeta says, "Welcome, Azlia."

(Spinesreach): Azlia says, "Thank yo *hic* uh kindlyy, Ser and ashsortted others."

(Spinesreach): Azlia says, "Iinteresting applvcaatiOn process yoU have."

(Spinesreach): Aleina says, "You're still standing, drink more."

Riluo · August 2013

This made me grin somewhat.

(Bloodloch): Lucisa, the Hemic Portent says, "Novices, be sure to visit the chest at the West Gate, it is filled with goodies just for you! If you need assistance, be sure to ask anyone of the lazy buggers listed on CWHO."
[6765(100%)|6006(100%)|0|100%|100%|88%|98.3%|R:98] [HMcsdb eb]
(Bloodloch): Ezrax says, "Who are you calling lazy, Lucisa? Unlike you I don't stand around all day...oh."

Moirean · August 2013

Piper and Moi had a meeting about the city and Piper suggested that Moi ship in more men to Spinesreach due to the city's lack. Over on an OOC clan Moi was like "Whoa, you're right. If Moi leaves Toz, there really aren't any more artiwhores left for her to date."

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

Moirean,

You said you ran out of artiwhores to date. This should help tide you

over for the time being.

Piper of SHUNT.

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.

It has 9 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

"toy229305" an artifact-laden sock puppet toy

It is holding 1 objects.

Made out of an old sock bearing evidence of multiple years of use and twice as many holes that have been darned, this toy is barely identifiable beneath the overwhelming layer of objects that have been fasted to its surface. Carved out of wood by a shaking hand, everything has been covered over with a glistening, excessive layer of diamond dust as if to specifically make a comment about their 'magical' qualities. A lyre has been attached to a colorful, powerful-looking girdle along with multiple vials that are so numerous that they stack on top of each other. Just by the pile of curative containers is a small satchel with a pigeon peeking its head out, its beak firmly clamped over the corner of an oversized letter. Close to the bottom is a dangling pair of boots, each covered with symbolic gauze that has been ripped into tatters, the small treads threatening to trail and tickle the wearer's wrist. Small wings with feathers carefully painted a myriad of unnatural colors, have been attached to the back before flowing parallel to where bracers and spiked knuckles have been attached to the sides. The only modification made to the dull gray sock is embroidered on, each corner of the 'mouth' heavily tilted down in what should be a ferocious, threatening frown.

Ezalor · August 2013

You open a simple book entitled, "A copy of Why I Am Not An Idiot And Shouldn't Be Outguilded By @Xarian" to page 1 and begin reading.

Setne · August 2013

Ezalor said:

You open a simple book entitled, "A copy of Why I Am Not An Idiot And Shouldn't Be Outguilded By @Xarian" to page 1 and begin reading.

That title lies! But it was a funny-ish read.

Moirean · August 2013

(Web): Exayne says, "Plato is at 'At stocks and a whipping post'."

(Web): You say, "What."

(Web): Exayne says, "Sounds about right."

Moirean · August 2013

So Toz points out that changing guild rank names doesn't show up on logs. I get silly...

+ Defiler Toz, the Hammer ---------------------------------------------------+

| Race: Azudim | Health: 6400/6100 | Endurance: 31626/29400 |

| Sex: Male | Mana: 4370/4370 | Willpower: 22113/21900 |

+ LEVEL --------------------------------| NEXT LEVEL ------------------------+

| Azudim Lord of the 1st Circle (101) | 45.98% (1673055/3638250) |

+ RANKINGS -----------------------------+------------------------------------+

| Experience: 176th | Combat: Unranked |

| Exploration: a Penetrator of the Depths (#476) |

+ ORGANIZATIONS ------------+ RANK ------------------------------------------+

| City: Spinesreach | Proletarian (CR 1) |

| Guild: Carnifex | Moi's Hammer If You Know What I Mean (GR 9) |

+ POSITIONS ----------------+------------------------------------------------+

| You are a Secretary in the Carnifex guild. |

+ GENERAL INFORMATION -------------------------------------------------------+

| You are 75 years old. |

| You were born on the 12th of Severin, 324 MA. |

| You are of the Carnifex class. |

| You are a mentor and can take on proteges. |

+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Toz 8:54 pm
you realize
it's Xenia's rank too

jjloraine 8:54 pm
Exploration: a Penetrator of the Depths (#476)
Guild: Carnifex | Moi's Hammer If You Know What I Mean (GR 9)

Toz 8:54 pm
yes

jjloraine 8:55 pm
XD

sethcooke 8:55 pm
    I know
    but
    | Exploration: a Penetrator of the Depths (#488)                             |

    | Guild:    Carnifex        | Moi's Hammer If You Know What I Mean (GR 9)
    is Xenia's

Toz 8:55 pm
IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW

jjloraine 8:55 pm
you both like to penetrate depths

Toz 8:55 pm
apparently the same depths

jjloraine 8:55 pm
>_>

Toz 8:55 pm
using 2 hammers on the same anvil

Grawthorg · August 2013

i was testing out my new fire breathing skill, assuming ayssia had a program to autoheal. she didnt. she was afk.

H:100% M:1% E:100% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [eb]breathe fire at ayssia

You suck in a huge lungful of air and blast your fiery breath out at Ayssia.

Ayssia screams in agony as the horrific flames wreath themselves about her body.

H:100% M:1% E:99% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [e-]

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

H:100% M:1% E:99% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [eb]

Flames leap around Ayssia, charring her flesh.

H:100% M:1% E:99% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [eb]

Aspiring Spellweaver Josiephine Quintus says, "Stop it."

H:100% M:1% E:99% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [eb]say uh oh

You say, "Uh oh."

H:100% M:1% E:99% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [eb]

Flames leap around Ayssia, charring her flesh.

H:100% M:1% E:99% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [eb]rub mending on ayssia

You rub up against a gold and azure vial of the Beacon affectionately.

H:100% M:1% E:100% W:100% B:100% S:100% Bl: 0 XP:29% [eb]rub mending on ayssia

You rub up against a gold and azure vial of the Beacon affectionately.