@Teani Something about that math is off. Every time I hit on a single 50,000 gold bet, I get a payout of 1.75 million (minus the bet, which is also returned). Why are you getting 1.9 million for the same bet?
I kinda want to win the ultimate bet now, but I'm wondering if I'll have time between starting the bet and the ball hitting a slot to make it with the .5sec delay forced between bets. It's seventeen separate commands (fifteen if the two-column bets aren't available).
(Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "Just let me know when to hold your head under the holy water or push you into the volcano!" (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell Kalena, "..WOW." (Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "It is only because I care about your soul, Sir."
Kalena taking this religious leader thing to the full extreme. *gulp*
(Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "Just let me know when to hold your head under the holy water or push you into the volcano!" (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell Kalena, "..WOW." (Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "It is only because I care about your soul, Sir."
Kalena taking this religious leader thing to the full extreme. *gulp*
A fuzzy white rabbit snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill.
<<huh? Since when are there rabbits in Farsai?">>
A tendril of darkness flies out from a fuzzy white rabbit, stroking your temple and weakening your mind.
<<um...>>
A wet scowl rumbles from a fuzzy white rabbit as two tentacles lucidly shift their shape and lash into your flesh. Pangs of deadening cold emanate from the wounds.
<<That is some weird rabbit!>>
"creepling87720" a fuzzy white rabbit.
You peer at a fuzzy white rabbit suspiciously.
This small animal is fairly lean in meat, though enough is there to make it appear healthy. All across its tiny body is soft, white fur that carries a faint bit of excess - giving it a fuzzy appearance. A pair of large, floppy ears rest atop of its tiny head, sometimes dragging against the floor when it is sniffing low. A fuzzy white rabbit looks weak and feeble. You say to a fuzzy white rabbit, in a feral tongue, "Did you forget what you are?"
<<killing the cthulubunny>>
"creepling87720" the corpse of a fuzzy white rabbit.
You narrow your eyes at the corpse of a fuzzy white rabbit.
(The Force): Chassity says, "Easy to sit there and do judgement."
(The Force): Mazzion says, "Don't judge."
Copperhead of the Third Spoke says to you, "Intelligence matrix in moniker Bulrok reveals above average results when compared alongside proximal presence."
An ethereal stallion comes falling down from above to land with a thump.
Didi has expressed her esteem of you for the following reason: Smart organized leader. Experience Gained: 47720 (Special) [total: 2933660] Needed for LVL:122.00775356245
"Ah, there it is," Ivoln concludes with a nod of approval as a low growl rumbles the air around you. In one mighty leap, an abomination of flesh and stone hurls itself from the chasm below you, landing upon all fours in a low squat. A quick wave by the Earthen Lord sets the chasm back into movement as it begins to lace itself together once more. Raising a hand as He takes a step back from the abomination, Ivoln says, "Now - I will advise you only once, it does not like to be touched."
You say, "10 credits to the first person who does."
*no one touches it*
You say, "15 credits."
*still no one touches it*
You say, "Well, if you want anything done, sometimes you have to do it yourself."
You poke at an abomination of flesh and stone pointedly.
An abomination of flesh and stone pulls back ever-so-briefly before charging towards you with a ground-trembling roar. Before you can even react, it ensnares you with its hands in a vice-like grip that threatens to shatter your bones. Its cavernous maw opens enormously wide, allowing you the sight of bits of flesh and bone stuck between its stalactite-like teeth from previous meals. The scent of rotting flesh lingers upon its breath, assaulting your senses as it shoves you face-first into its mouth. The very last thing you feel before slipping into the embrace of death is the piercing pain of its mighty teeth splitting your skull wide open as it consumes you piece by piece.
You sidestep the attack, letting the strike go wide.
You say, "Anti-climactic."
"It.. doesn't typically miss," Ivoln observes as He eyes the abomination. "Bad!" He scolds, eliciting the faintest of whimpers from the enormous monstrosity. -----------------------------------------------
Rhyot later named the abomination Dodger and Ivoln obliged.
You use Sanguis Sire on Bulrok.
Sliding a nail against your wrist, you open a small wound into the flesh. You offer the blood to Bulrok, so that he
might suckle and create an everlasting bond with you.
Bulrok nervously reaches for your wrist and brings it to his lips, taking a short suckle of the blood. As it seeps into
his mouth, you feel the bond forming between you. As Bulrok releases your wrist, he bows his head towards you.
(Web): Bulrok says, "Xarian did it."
(Web): Bulrok says, "Yay."
(Web): Mazzion says, "Cool."
(Web): You say, "Now sire me."
Bulrok uses Sanguis Sire on you.
Sliding his nail deep into the flesh of his wrist, Bulrok creates a gash in the flesh. He offers the blood to you, in
order to create the bond of Sire and Childer for all of eternity. You must AGREE if you wish to create this bond. This
is a permanent relationship, and is extremely difficult to break. Choose wisely.
[ ALERT ] - Socket got disconnected.
Reason: The remote host closed the connection
Copperhead of the Third Spoke says to you, "Intelligence matrix in moniker Bulrok reveals above average results when compared alongside proximal presence."
An undead marcello lets out a few groans as it tries to speak. "I..am.." Another groan escapes its lips, struggling to get the words out. "..a..God."
You say, "Ohhh, of course you are."
You pet an undead marcello ingratiatingly.
Mjoll says, "Aww! That's adorable."
Copperhead of the Third Spoke says to you, "Intelligence matrix in moniker Bulrok reveals above average results when compared alongside proximal presence."
"The Hlugna... have become something else," Varach Scolrys surmises, his beady eyes flickering across the assembled crowd. He levers himself to his feet. "And you call them the Kalsu word!" he spits with contempt. "The ANKYREAN word."
Varach Scolrys exclaims, "And you name ME Farag? FARAG. Like KOBOLDS!"
Varach Scolrys thrusts his closed palm out and begins to slowly unfurl his fingers. Suddenly, a green vapour begins to issue from his skin and begins to spread throughout the area.
A noxious green vapour drifts towards you, seeming to act with a life of its own as flows directly into your nostrils.
You are afflicted with varach_rot.
Lord Fara- I mean Varach, why do you hate me so? I HAVE BEEN PINING FOR YOUR RETURN!
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Edit: Never mind, you're making hedge bets too.
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Probably listening to this.
(Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell Kalena, "..WOW."
(Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "It is only because I care about your soul, Sir."
Kalena taking this religious leader thing to the full extreme. *gulp*
1 . Benedicto has been slain by the might of an imposing Luminary.
2 . Benedicto has been slain by the might of a steadfast Templar.
<<huh? Since when are there rabbits in Farsai?">>
A tendril of darkness flies out from a fuzzy white rabbit, stroking your temple and weakening your
mind.
<<um...>>
A wet scowl rumbles from a fuzzy white rabbit as two tentacles lucidly shift their shape and lash
into your flesh. Pangs of deadening cold emanate from the wounds.
<<That is some weird rabbit!>>
"creepling87720" a fuzzy white rabbit.
You peer at a fuzzy white rabbit suspiciously.
This small animal is fairly lean in meat, though enough is there to make it appear healthy. All
across its tiny body is soft, white fur that carries a faint bit of excess - giving it a fuzzy
appearance. A pair of large, floppy ears rest atop of its tiny head, sometimes dragging against the
floor when it is sniffing low.
A fuzzy white rabbit looks weak and feeble.
You say to a fuzzy white rabbit, in a feral tongue, "Did you forget what you are?"
<<killing the cthulubunny>>
"creepling87720" the corpse of a fuzzy white rabbit.
You narrow your eyes at the corpse of a fuzzy white rabbit.
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(The Force): Mazzion says, "Don't judge."
You wave goodbye.
An ethereal stallion comes falling down from above to land with a thump.
Experience Gained: 47720 (Special) [total: 2933660]
Needed for LVL: 122.00775356245
first one to 200, everyone
around you. In one mighty leap, an abomination of flesh and stone hurls itself from the
chasm below you, landing upon all fours in a low squat. A quick wave by the Earthen Lord
sets the chasm back into movement as it begins to lace itself together once more.
Raising a hand as He takes a step back from the abomination, Ivoln says, "Now - I will
advise you only once, it does not like to be touched."
You say, "10 credits to the first person who does."
*no one touches it*
You say, "15 credits."
*still no one touches it*
You say, "Well, if you want anything done, sometimes you have to do it yourself."
You poke at an abomination of flesh and stone pointedly.
An abomination of flesh and stone pulls back ever-so-briefly before charging towards you
with a ground-trembling roar. Before you can even react, it ensnares you with its hands in
a vice-like grip that threatens to shatter your bones. Its cavernous maw opens enormously
wide, allowing you the sight of bits of flesh and bone stuck between its stalactite-like
teeth from previous meals. The scent of rotting flesh lingers upon its breath, assaulting
your senses as it shoves you face-first into its mouth. The very last thing you feel
before slipping into the embrace of death is the piercing pain of its mighty teeth
splitting your skull wide open as it consumes you piece by piece.
You sidestep the attack, letting the strike go wide.
You say, "Anti-climactic."
"It.. doesn't typically miss," Ivoln observes as He eyes the abomination. "Bad!" He
scolds, eliciting the faintest of whimpers from the enormous monstrosity.
-----------------------------------------------
Rhyot later named the abomination Dodger and Ivoln obliged.
"I am Imp @Archelaus, and this is my favorite shop in all of Sapience."
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
lips, struggling to get the words out. "..a..God."
You say, "Ohhh, of course you are."
You pet an undead marcello ingratiatingly.
Mjoll says, "Aww! That's adorable."
You accept Swara's challenge to a match of Walker's Tongue.
*** The match has started between Mjoll and Swara! ***
*** Mjoll has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***
You say, "S."
*** The current word is now: s ***
*** Swara has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***
Swara says, "T."
*** The current word is now: ts ***
*** Mjoll has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***
You say, "R."
*** The current word is now: rts ***
*** Swara has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***
Swara says, "A."
*** The current word is now: arts ***
*** Mjoll has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***
*** 30 seconds remaining ***
You laughingly say, "F."
*** The current word is now: farts ***
*** Swara has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***
The sludge makes disgusting, squelching, flatulent sounds as Nebula pushes it into its container.
Swara opens her mouth but says nothing.
PFFFT.
RRT. PHEEWT.
*** 30 seconds remaining ***
FRRRrrrt.
You shriek with gleeful laughter.
Nebula cackles hellishly.
*** 15 seconds remaining ***
Ayastia smirks at you.
"The Hlugna... have become something else," Varach Scolrys surmises, his beady eyes flickering across the assembled crowd. He levers himself to his feet. "And you call them the Kalsu word!" he spits with contempt. "The ANKYREAN word."
Varach Scolrys exclaims, "And you name ME Farag? FARAG. Like KOBOLDS!"
(Web): Bulrok says, "I can call Prae good and let @Rijetta take it from here."
(Web): Bulrok says, "So I can go back to a class that can bash."
(Web): You say, "Prae can bash."
(Web): @Mazzion says, "Oh god, don't get tet started." sent literaly 1 server tick after my message
(Web): Mazzion says, "Damn it."
(Web): You say, "LMAO."
(Web): @Mjoll says, from Albedos, "ROFL."
(Web): You say, "JPDFOIJSDFPOIJDF."
(Web): @Borminchia says, "Lmao."
(Web): You say, "I'm dying."
(Web): Mazzion says, "Here we go."