Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • edited August 2020
    @Teani Something about that math is off. Every time I hit on a single 50,000 gold bet, I get a payout of 1.75 million (minus the bet, which is also returned). Why are you getting 1.9 million for the same bet?

    Edit: Never mind, you're making hedge bets too.
  • edited August 2020
    Fezzix said:

    Never mind, you're making hedge bets too.

    I kinda want to win the ultimate bet now, but I'm wondering if I'll have time between starting the bet and the ball hitting a slot to make it with the .5sec delay forced between bets. It's seventeen separate commands (fifteen if the two-column bets aren't available).

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    Probably listening to this.
  • Ser "Witness" @Tetchta V. Sor'Mesis's voice resonates across the land, "HYAH! I think that enemy got THE POINT."

    IazamatTetchtaArdentEleneNisaviSryaen
  • (Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "Just let me know when to hold your head under the holy water or push you into the volcano!"
    (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell Kalena, "..WOW."
    (Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "It is only because I care about your soul, Sir."

    Kalena taking this religious leader thing to the full extreme. *gulp*
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  • TetchtaTetchta The Innocent
    Saybre said:

    (Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "Just let me know when to hold your head under the holy water or push you into the volcano!"
    (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell Kalena, "..WOW."
    (Tells): Lady Kalena Kavoros tells you, "It is only because I care about your soul, Sir."

    Kalena taking this religious leader thing to the full extreme. *gulp*

    Why isn't there a "damn that's hot" reaction smh

    Saybre
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    My only goal in life was to immortalize Sir Franzis Hoss. I've successfully done it now I can quit the game cause I won. It's been great guys.


    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
    HavenSryaenHawaSibatti
  • @Benedicto beat you to this actually, check out the tome in the Templar guildhall.
    EorosIllikaalHavenSryaenBenedictoHawa
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    Church said:

    @Benedicto beat you to this actually, check out the tome in the Templar guildhall.

    Hilariously enough I just got told about this lololol. But i'm happy to further his legacy!
    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
  • Sir Francis Hoss is a legend and hero, whose name can never die, for it is carried in the hearts of all those who knew him and his valor.
    Benedicto
  • TetchtaTetchta The Innocent
    deaths:
    1 . Benedicto has been slain by the might of an imposing Luminary.
    2 . Benedicto has been slain by the might of a steadfast Templar.
    Everyone prepare for @Benedicto's heel turn! It's coming! EBUL BENE ARC, MY SOUL IS PREPARED

    BenedictoArdent
  • TetchtaTetchta The Innocent
    jfc

  • RijettaRijetta Nowhere Important
    A low, sultry voice resounds within the depths of your mind, "I look forward to seeing your descent."
    MjollTetchta
  • TeaniTeani Shadow Mistress Sweden
    A fuzzy white rabbit snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill.

    <<huh? Since when are there rabbits in Farsai?">>

    A tendril of darkness flies out from a fuzzy white rabbit, stroking your temple and weakening your
    mind.

    <<um...>>

    A wet scowl rumbles from a fuzzy white rabbit as two tentacles lucidly shift their shape and lash
    into your flesh. Pangs of deadening cold emanate from the wounds.

    <<That is some weird rabbit!>>

    "creepling87720" a fuzzy white rabbit.

    You peer at a fuzzy white rabbit suspiciously.

    This small animal is fairly lean in meat, though enough is there to make it appear healthy. All
    across its tiny body is soft, white fur that carries a faint bit of excess - giving it a fuzzy
    appearance. A pair of large, floppy ears rest atop of its tiny head, sometimes dragging against the
    floor when it is sniffing low.
    A fuzzy white rabbit looks weak and feeble.
    You say to a fuzzy white rabbit, in a feral tongue, "Did you forget what you are?"

    <<killing the cthulubunny>>

    "creepling87720" the corpse of a fuzzy white rabbit.

    You narrow your eyes at the corpse of a fuzzy white rabbit.




    SessizlikOemeriaGalileiEscelikaEoros
  • SessizlikSessizlik Muffin Mage
    All hail Cthulhubunny!

    Art by Marcelo Gallegos
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    Ensis
  • um...can we please have farsai spread into the itzatl and have random shadowmonster animals.
    ZeheiaSryaen
  • (The Force): Chassity says, "Easy to sit there and do judgement."

    (The Force): Mazzion says, "Don't judge."
    Copperhead of the Third Spoke says to you, "Intelligence matrix in moniker Bulrok reveals above average results when compared alongside proximal presence."
    HavenSryaenEorosAloliDmitrei
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!

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  • Marin waves goodbye.

    You wave goodbye.

    An ethereal stallion comes falling down from above to land with a thump.
    Didi has expressed her esteem of you for the following reason: Smart organized leader.
    Experience Gained: 47720 (Special) [total: 2933660]
    Needed for LVL: 122.00775356245
    EorosCallidora
  • AxiusAxius where I am


    "I am Imp @Archelaus, and this is my favorite shop in all of Sapience."
    ArchelausAolin
  • edited November 2020
    You use Sanguis Sire on Bulrok.
    Sliding a nail against your wrist, you open a small wound into the flesh. You offer the blood to Bulrok, so that he
    might suckle and create an everlasting bond with you.
    
    Bulrok nervously reaches for your wrist and brings it to his lips, taking a short suckle of the blood. As it seeps into
    his mouth, you feel the bond forming between you. As Bulrok releases your wrist, he bows his head towards you.
    
    (Web): Bulrok says, "Xarian did it."
    
    (Web): Bulrok says, "Yay."
    
    (Web): Mazzion says, "Cool."
    
    (Web): You say, "Now sire me."
    
    Bulrok uses Sanguis Sire on you.
    Sliding his nail deep into the flesh of his wrist, Bulrok creates a gash in the flesh. He offers the blood to you, in
    order to create the bond of Sire and Childer for all of eternity. You must AGREE if you wish to create this bond. This 
    is a permanent relationship, and is extremely difficult to break. Choose wisely.
        
    [ ALERT ] - Socket got disconnected.
                Reason: The remote host closed the connection
    I didn't choose wisely
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  • Neither did I apparently.
    Copperhead of the Third Spoke says to you, "Intelligence matrix in moniker Bulrok reveals above average results when compared alongside proximal presence."
  • TetchtaTetchta The Innocent
    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Rhyot has declared you an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.

    Mjoll has declared you to no longer be an enemy of the City of Bloodloch.
    Presented without comment.

    LinMjollCallidoraSessizlikSibattiXarianAolinDrystinSryaenIllikaal
  • An undead marcello lets out a few groans as it tries to speak. "I..am.." Another groan escapes its
    lips, struggling to get the words out. "..a..God."

    You say, "Ohhh, of course you are."

    You pet an undead marcello ingratiatingly.

    Mjoll says, "Aww! That's adorable."
    Copperhead of the Third Spoke says to you, "Intelligence matrix in moniker Bulrok reveals above average results when compared alongside proximal presence."
    TetchtaAolinValorieHavenSryaenIllikaalKelaarian
  • Swara challenges you to a match of Walker's Tongue. Use WALKER ACCEPT to accept the challenge.

    You accept Swara's challenge to a match of Walker's Tongue.

    *** The match has started between Mjoll and Swara! ***
    *** Mjoll has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

    You say, "S."
    *** The current word is now: s ***
    *** Swara has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

    Swara says, "T."
    *** The current word is now: ts ***
    *** Mjoll has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

    You say, "R."
    *** The current word is now: rts ***
    *** Swara has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

    Swara says, "A."
    *** The current word is now: arts ***
    *** Mjoll has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

    *** 30 seconds remaining ***

    You laughingly say, "F."
    *** The current word is now: farts ***
    *** Swara has 45 seconds to say a letter. ***

    The sludge makes disgusting, squelching, flatulent sounds as Nebula pushes it into its container.

    Swara opens her mouth but says nothing.

    PFFFT.

    RRT. PHEEWT.

    *** 30 seconds remaining ***

    FRRRrrrt.

    You shriek with gleeful laughter.

    Nebula cackles hellishly.

    *** 15 seconds remaining ***

    Ayastia smirks at you.
    Toz says, "Dishonor on you (Mjoll), dishonor on your family (Seirath), dishonor on your cow (Bulrok)"
    ValorieLinSaidennSryaenTeaniSeurimasTeotl
  • "The Hlugna... have become something else," Varach Scolrys surmises, his beady eyes flickering across the assembled crowd. He levers himself to his feet. "And you call them the Kalsu word!" he spits with contempt. "The ANKYREAN word."


    Varach Scolrys exclaims, "And you name ME Farag? FARAG. Like KOBOLDS!"

    Varach Scolrys thrusts his closed palm out and begins to slowly unfurl his fingers. Suddenly, a green vapour begins to issue from his skin and begins to spread throughout the area.

    A noxious green vapour drifts towards you, seeming to act with a life of its own as flows directly into your nostrils.
    You are afflicted with varach_rot.

    :( Lord Fara- I mean Varach, why do you hate me so? I HAVE BEEN PINING FOR YOUR RETURN!
    SaidennZeheia
  • TetchtaTetchta The Innocent
    edited November 2020
    (Web): @Bulrok says, "I wonder if."

    (Web): Bulrok says, "I can call Prae good and let @Rijetta take it from here."

    (Web): Bulrok says, "So I can go back to a class that can bash."

    (Web): You say, "Prae can bash."

    (Web): @Mazzion says, "Oh god, don't get tet started." sent literaly 1 server tick after my message

    (Web): Mazzion says, "Damn it."

    (Web): You say, "LMAO."

    (Web): @Mjoll says, from Albedos, "ROFL."

    (Web): You say, "JPDFOIJSDFPOIJDF."

    (Web): @Borminchia says, "Lmao."

    (Web): You say, "I'm dying."

    (Web): Mazzion says, "Here we go."

    Bulrok
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