Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Setne

Isto said:

I was dc'd as a result. Wonder if this should be in owned...

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http://pastebin.com/index/xejG5iwf

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Holy pinata

Angwe

Breaking Wave Tavern and Shop.
This cavern is given a distinctive bluish hue by the multitude of blue shaded
lanterns placed all around the wooden framework separating the small shop from
everything else. Each lantern is hung by a delicate string of charms made from
coral, driftwood and pearls in little whimsical sea-inspired shapes. A variety
of glass-covered counters show the non-perishable food items, while a menu is
painted in delicate script on a driftwood sign near the shopkeeper. Over the
counter is a singular wind chime made of aquamarine-painted driftwood, only
making noise when someone passes by. Prowling about the area is a feral bahkatu
predator. A mule stands stubbornly, hooves planted solidly in the ground. There
are 2 monolith sigils here. An earring resembling a sharp fang lies here.
Ninette is here. She is riding on a unicorn. She wields a venantium fork in her
left hand. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see
what is for sale.
You see exits leading east (open stone door) and in (closed stone door).

Moirean

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Haven

Moirean said:

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Ninette is here. She is riding on a unicorn.

Consider the forum filter and you'll understand his reaction.

Eleanor

The year 12 (final year) kids at the local school got their jerseys recently- like football players wear, with the big number (the year of their graduation in this case) and their name or nickname. There's a girl with UNICORN across the back of hers.

I saw it and thought, "Jeez, way to get profanity across the back of your senior year keepsake."

Then I realised what I'd just thought.

Haven

(T.A.N. Arrow): You say, "Someone givem e gold."

(T.A.N. Arrow): Daskalos says, "Haven, you're the biggest goldsink in Aetolia. no."

Haters.

Moirean

3 pm:

order Cailas pose blah blah blah

You order the soulmaster entity to manipulate Cailas.

The Inner Gate of Spinesreach. (road) (Spinesreach.)

Cailas stands as still as a statue, thinking very deep, very serious thoughts. He wields a black voidstaff in his left hand.

You snicker under your breath.

And then, at 10 pm:

You gallop away to the northwest atop a donkey.

The Inner Gate of Spinesreach. (road) (Spinesreach.)

Cailas stands as still as a statue, thinking very deep, very serious thoughts. He wields a black voidstaff in his left hand.

If you are gonna afk, afk hard, I guess.

Moirean

(Web): Ezrax says, "It makes adorable little screeching noises every time I pee."

Calipso

^ looooool

Haven

So Haven goes shopping for a new allsight earring. Makes it to a shop by memory while blind. Gets what he needs and grumbles at how light his pouch is becoming. Steps out of the shop to this:

Four Corners on Nordau Street. (Enorian.) (3882) [-Damariel-]

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Bearing a blue and yellow flag, a large flagpole stands here as a testament to the indomitable will of the Beacon of Light. A seedling of the ancient Heartwood blooms from the earth here. There are 2 monolith sigils here. A wooden stake has been left here. A pike with the decapitated head of Jaffrem has been erected here. Atop a gilded lamp post, a merry flicker of flame lends light to the surroundings. A grand statue here depicts a small Rajamala woman, atop a mountain of vermin. A perfectly pristine mirror set within its palm, an enormous marble hand rises from the ground here. A rounded bench rests nearby, low to the ground. A grook peddler stands here, situated beside his ramshackle pushcart. There are 2 donkeys here. A small sign points into a market stall. A blue and gold chest sits here, carved with helpful novice tips. The blue and gold flag of Enorian flaps proudly in the breeze here. There are 3 bright-eyed missionaries here.  Hanging in the air are the following words, "SAVE YOUR GOLD. SAY NO TO GAMBLING!"

You see exits leading north, northeast, east (open pine door), southeast (open pine door), south (open pine door), southwest (open pine door), west, and in.

[4600] [4634] E99 W102 B100 S100 <<XP 96%>> [csdb eb lr] 31:12.807 -

You pointedly say nothing at all.

[4600] [4634] E100 W102 B100 S100 <<XP 96%>> [csdb eb lr] 31:18.61 -

You clench your jaw tightly, pressing your lips into a line with a grim look on your face.

It made me lol. It's the little RP things in a community!

Daskalos

EVERYONE WELCOME TELMA TO ENORIAN!

http://pastebin.com/LxeP3jX7

I would paste it here so you didn't have to link out, but, uh ,it's 177089 characters too long.

Haven

http://pastehtml.com/view/d4q55cddq.html

El. Oh. El.

When Keeping It Lazy Goes Wrong.

Edit: Ninja'd by Daskalos!

Phoenecia

Lesson learned: Never automate novice greetings. Cuz if something goes wrong, it screws up massively. >_>

Haven

Phoenecia said:

Lesson learned: Never automate novice greetings. Cuz if something goes wrong, it screws up massively. >_>

I don't even know how you could mess up that trigger though. :< Was pretty funny nonetheless though.

Nola

So is she still going or..? I WANT A CONCLUSION

Iosyne

She was ditched by an admin.

Moirean

Aren't automated novice greetings against the rules?

Moirean

Angwe tells you, "((You're slipping. Could have totally snuck an -ites on the end of that))"

You tell Angwe, "((if you're sneaking ites onto the end of things, i think you are doing it wrong))"

Angwe tells you, "((I be sneakin' ites like a playalite))"

You tell Angwe, "((emphasis on lite))"

Angwe tells you, "((...Please forget that last tell ever happened))"

Calipso

Haven said:

http://pastehtml.com/view/d4q55cddq.html

El. Oh. El.

When Keeping It Lazy Goes Wrong.

Edit: Ninja'd by Daskalos!

I dont get it, why didnt anyone track her down and kill her fast. Would be doing her and the city a favor. When I saw in your log that you sensed her location, I thought for sure you were going to behead or something :P.

Haven

Calipso said:

Haven said:

http://pastehtml.com/view/d4q55cddq.html

El. Oh. El.

When Keeping It Lazy Goes Wrong.

Edit: Ninja'd by Daskalos!

I dont get it, why didnt anyone track her down and kill her fast. Would be doing her and the city a favor. When I saw in your log that you sensed her location, I thought for sure you were going to behead or something :P.

I was. But I couldn't def up fast enough since I logged in and Admin were too quick to boot her.

Edit: Although I suppose I should be counting myself lucky cause chances are I would've got ousted! xD

Aoiveae

No. nvm. Changed to message. nvm

Moirean

(Web): Conner says, "Web listening enabled for Bobe."

(Web): Conner says, "Conner is at 'Within sight of standing stones' in an unstable section of Vintal Glade. standing alone."

(Web): You say, "Conn where are you."

(Web): Conner says, "I'm at Within sight of standing stones in an unstable section of Vintal Glade v42833."

(Web): You say, "Conn where are you."

(Web): Conner says, "I'm at Within sight of standing stones in an unstable section of Vintal Glade v42833."

(Web): Conner says, "ALL SHEEP ARE SHACKLED!"

(Web): Conner says, "Web listening disabled."

(Web): Conner says, "ALL SHEEP ARE SHACKLED!"

(Web): Conner says, "Web listening disabled."

(Web): Conner says, "ALL SHEEP ARE SHACKLED!"

(Web): Ezrax says, "Conner says so much crap on web about his status updates that it might as well be his facebook."

Aryanne

IH

You can see the following 8 objects:

"Odalao33316"            Odalao, the tailor.

"imp alchemist72785"     a furry baby humgii.

"chaplain132317"         a solemn chaplain.

"missionary159428"       a bright-eyed missionary.

"peacemaker218983"       a peacemaker of Enorian.

"monolith sigil246669"   a monolith sigil.

"lion26759"              a tawny mountain lion.

"guardian angel87320"    a guardian angel.

... LOL

Rho

I got schooled in the way of Aquila family motto.

Message #6384  Sent By: Arbre           Received On: 6/06/2013/17:14

"If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family."

Message #6385  Sent By: Arbre           Received On: 6/06/2013/17:17

"Why go across the street when you can go across the hall?"

Kaeus

(Web): Ezreal says, "OH NO WONDER IM GETTING UNICORNSED."

(Web): Ezreal says, "I TOOK OFF MY FULLPLATE."

(Web): Ezreal says, "THANKS BENE."

Moirean

(Spinesreach): Akbar says, "Pardon me but would someone be willing to give me a bit of a lesson in warfare?"

(Spinesreach): Tsvanni says, "In what sense?"

(Spinesreach): Akbar says, "Point me tword the help files."

(Spinesreach): You say, "Spinesreach has no navy, let me point out. Just ground troops."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Admiral Akbar."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Ding ding."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Rofl."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "That's hilarious."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Nysild says, "I do believe it is a trap."

Esper

Hm, public post about hunting, what's this?! Oh, it's in a bar, let's see what's on the menu...

Proprietor: Brayth, the bartender.

--------(Item)------(Description)-------------------------------(Stock)-(Price)

         bottle4822 bourbon (long bottle)                            14    500gp

         glass16585 scotch (drinking glass)                          20     75gp

        bottle35762 absinthe (clear glass bottle)                     5   1500gp

         glass39591 tequila (shot glass)                             50    100gp

        bottle42283 rum (triangle shaped bottle)                      6    500gp

         glass42842 vodka (shot glass)                               20     75gp

      sandwich52942 The Misogynist                                    7    250gp

       flagon163230 beer (wooden flagon)                             48     50gp

       flagon165182 smooth honey mead (wooden flagon)                30     60gp

        scrap172684 a game of naughts and crosses                    20   1000gp

You can see 10 item(s) being sold in this location.

[5775 (111%)] [5800 (105%)] [105] [100] [0] [38.87%] [cdb|eb]p sandwich52942

The Misogynist is a glorious creation, the culmination of much bar-room brainstorming. Thick, crusty bread squeezes a veritable mountain of juicy roast meat. While the sandwich is utterly devoid of vegetables, a thin, unidentifiable spread adds a touch of care and class to the culinary experience. This is, undoubtedly, the work of a skilled woman.

It has 2 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 6 ounce(s).

Angwe

Mungo has joined the Sentinels in the introduction.

Mungo will now be known as Scout Mungo Jerry.



Couldn't resist

Setne

Angwe said:

Mungo has joined the Sentinels in the introduction.

Mungo will now be known as Scout Mungo Jerry.



Couldn't resist

If you weren't complicit in some earlier mental trauma, I'd say we should be best friends/get married.

Minarael

Best. Hair. Ever.