Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Corlin

(A Clan): Morrikhan says, "Are you calling me a woman-beater?!"

(A Clan): Alistaire says, "Yes."

(A Clan): Morrikhan says, "I mean..I'm not saying it's inaccurate..but, rude."

(A Clan): Alistaire says, "You've called me a woman enough times AND have beaten me."

(A Clan): Alistaire says, "Erego, woman beater."

(A Clan): Morrikhan says, "You're tiny and easily thrown about!"

(A Clan): Morrikhan says, "That's not MY fault!"

(A Clan): Alistaire says, "I AM A MIGHTY VIKING."

(A Clan): Alistaire says, "YOU GO [redacted] YOURSELF."

Emelle

Angwe smiles slightly. He takes your hand, looking for all the world like a child toddling after his big sister.

Benedicto

(Order): Phoenecia says, "Indeed. I'm rather surprised at how big it is."

Because context is overrated.

Illikaal

I see your quote Bene, and I raise you this one.

(Benecorp Ltd): Cailas says, "But I want to touch one ."

Meskhenet

(Congregation): Orisae says, "Today's letters are A, B, U, and Anti-Stagnancy."
(Congregation): Orisae says, "..."
(Congregation): Orisae says, "That was meant for elsewhere."
(Congregation): Orisae says, "ROFL."
(Congregation): Orisae says, "."

Haven

[0] [4850] E100 W95 B100 S100 Spark59 <<XP 10%>> [eb] 50:32.678 -

Slowly, methodically, the mirror shows you every facet of your psyche. You cannot help but weep as your secret fears and insecurities appear, plainly and without fanfare, in the mirror's face before you. Long-buried nightmares and worries you had concealed even from yourself boil back up from the recesses of your mind to be presented in this accursed mirror.

Experience Lost: 468 [total: 373581]

Argobole is afflicted with: 

[0] [4850] E100 W95 B100 S100 Spark59 <<XP 10%>> [eb] 50:42.812 -

You command the powers of the Grove to open up a forested pathway to Kaleigh.

I do? o.o Nifty powers while dead.

Setne

You are holding:

the corpse of Setne.

Benedicto

You shout, "Salutations to the mighty vanquisher of the cowardly, Kaeus!"

Arch Duke Jeromy Nebre'seir's voice resonates across the land, "I thought he was your friend, why would you call him a coward?"

Reverberating with strange distortion, Emelle's voice resounds, "Better to listen before speaking."

(Web): Dhagon says, "ROFL."

(Web): Akimoto says, "Lol."

(Web): You say, "/golfclap Jeromy."

Toz

It's a sign of the times when people can't comprehend you shouting about something GOOD. And to be fair, you did use one of the words in the Aetolian Shouting Drinking Game.

Moirean

Spirean council meeting:

You say, "While we wait, browse CHELP GOVERNMENT."

You say, "I've rewritten it to be more informative about what the Senate itself is, including a short little information tidbit about each Senator."

You say, "Obviously the bit about each Senator is just off the top of my head, so that can be adjusted."

You say, "Thoughts?"

Aoi says, "You should throw in a good lie about me, for posterity. Like how I wrestled bears in my youth and my first kill's pelt is hanging in my haven."

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "Noted."

Spinesreach: Government

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Composed by: Moirean

Composed on: 2013/05/31 00:06 GMT

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Current Senate

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Ternary Champion, Tina Cardinalis, Elnur Esityi

   - Indorani Secretary

   - Representative of Chakrasul

   - Interests: Combat, War, Religion

Kirima Aoi Lunare

   - Representative of Severn

   - Wrestled bears in her youth; her haven features pelts of the fierce

beasts she has slain

   - Interests: Combat, Sneakiness

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Spinesreach is going places!

Alycena

Haven said:

[0] [4850] E100 W95 B100 S100 Spark59 <<XP 10%>> [eb] 50:32.678 -

Slowly, methodically, the mirror shows you every facet of your psyche. You cannot help but weep as your secret fears and insecurities appear, plainly and without fanfare, in the mirror's face before you. Long-buried nightmares and worries you had concealed even from yourself boil back up from the recesses of your mind to be presented in this accursed mirror.

Experience Lost: 468 [total: 373581]

Argobole is afflicted with: 

[0] [4850] E100 W95 B100 S100 Spark59 <<XP 10%>> [eb] 50:42.812 -

You command the powers of the Grove to open up a forested pathway to Kaleigh.

I do? o.o Nifty powers while dead.

What the....? When did that happen? hah

Haven

Alycena said:

Haven said:

[0] [4850] E100 W95 B100 S100 Spark59 <<XP 10%>> [eb] 50:32.678 -

Slowly, methodically, the mirror shows you every facet of your psyche. You cannot help but weep as your secret fears and insecurities appear, plainly and without fanfare, in the mirror's face before you. Long-buried nightmares and worries you had concealed even from yourself boil back up from the recesses of your mind to be presented in this accursed mirror.

Experience Lost: 468 [total: 373581]

Argobole is afflicted with: 

[0] [4850] E100 W95 B100 S100 Spark59 <<XP 10%>> [eb] 50:42.812 -

You command the powers of the Grove to open up a forested pathway to Kaleigh.

I do? o.o Nifty powers while dead.

What the....? When did that happen? hah

I was killing some eld in Fengard then got jumped by a bunch of aggro mobs. Like 3 walked in while I was killing eld! Anywho, I died and that popped up.

Also this is totally boss:

Your skill in Kaido has risen to Gifted.

You have obtained the RESISTANCE ability!

You have obtained the NIGHTSIGHT ability!

You need to invest approximately 39 more lessons to obtain a new ability.

I didn't know learning did that now! Must be nice being a newbie.

Angwe

(Duiran): Aarbrok says, "I like my body to be tempered like a good sword, beat
it hard while its hot, then let it cool off before the final blow of the hammer."

(Duiran): Aarbrok says, "Erm mis."

(Duiran): You say, "...Wow."

(Dion an Duir): Dhagon says, "...."

(Duiran): Volmarion says, "Ah...hah..."

(Duiran): Arbre says, "I feel like I need a bath."

(Dion an Duir): Aarbrok says, "OH MY GOD...."

(Dion an Duir): Dhagon says, "Rofl."

(Duiran): Meskhenet says, "I don't even.."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "/slow clap."

(Dion an Duir): Dhagon says, "Hahaha."

(Dion an Duir): You say, "SO going on the forums."

Moirean

Hey now, nothing was OOC there. He should have just played it off and said something like, "So. Who here is a forger?" :P

Aarbrok

You recall that Aarbrok said:

"Well now you all know my secret, I like it rough, carry on now....nothing to see here."

Close enough....

Setne

Aarbrok said:

You recall that Aarbrok said:

"Well now you all know my not-so-secret-secret, I like it rough, carry on now....nothing to see here."

Close enough....

ftfy

Arbre

You have emoted: "Relax," Arbre says, her tail swaying slowly behind her. She gives a faint smile and adds, "Quit thinking."

With another soft sigh, Aryanne mumbles under her breath, "Daresay no one has ever accused me of doing too much of -that- before." Taking another step in closer to you, she shakes her arms slightly as though trying to free some kinks, her palms furling open again as she swallows a thick lump in her throat, still staring up at you intently.

Teani

Large scale cover the entire body of the this fish like a suit of armour. A grotesque snot 

crowns it head which is completely devoid of eyes. Razor-sharp fangs extend from its 

closed mouth ready to deliver the killing blow to its prey.

A voracious blind-fish batters you with an overhead blow.

With the snot on its head? Or did it jump out of the water and land on top of me? Had to be bouncing a few times or be incredibly violent for it to be called batter. :P

Angwe

Oh god, that description.

Moirean

Showing Bene the liaison arena:

You say, "Oh!"

You say, "Also!"

You say, "You can do AB (whatever)"

You say, "For aaaany class."

You say, "At any time."

A cloaked figure says, "Outside of liaison arena too?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "I'm in your telepathy reading about yer mindlocks."

A cloaked figure nods his head sagely.

You say, "Now I know all your secrets."

A cloaked figure smiles wryly.

A cloaked figure says, "I KNOW YOURS."

A cloaked figure says, "AB TAROT HANGEDMAN."

You stare implacably at a cloaked figure.

Lin

Welp, pack it up darkies. It's been fun.

Daskalos

Calipso has declared you an enemy of the Clan of Griefers Annonymous.

I would take it seriously is Anonymous was spelled right...

Moirean

I got enemied to that. For ejecting her from the Carnifex's OOC clan (she's not in the Carnifex guild).

Arbre

Enemy Status for the Clan of Griefers Annonymous.
Name:         Arbre
Length:       
Enemied by:   Calipso
Date Enemied: 6th Variach, 392MA
Fine:         0
Offense:      Too green.
Last Edited:  6th Variach, 392MA by Calipso

Calipso

lol. Blame axai for the misspelling.

Teani

FYI, enemying is an IC action. Even though the clan is OOC, the action allows for IC retribution.

Daskalos

She'll find that out when she files the inevitable issue after I kill her.

Teani

Oh, that was more to inform those who have been enemied that they can take action.

Calipso

(The Chaos Cafe): Angwe says, "Ought to be a name for those fond of malapropism.
Malapropiser?"

(The Chaos Cafe): Angwe says, "Language rapist?"

Angwe has been slain by the magical power of a wiry Xorani guard.

(The Chaos Cafe): You say, "Xorani hate being called malapropisers apparently."

Isto

I was dc'd as a result. Wonder if this should be in owned...

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http://pastebin.com/index/xejG5iwf

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