Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Arbre

Calipso's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.

A scenic, sea-view beer garden. (Isle of Delos.) (3698)
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A beautifully carved chess board is attached firmly to a heavy stand here. Intense waves of heat bathe the area, radiating from the Divine presence of Auresae, aiyr Vahaitnari. Brother Carson S. Madison is here.
You see a single exit leading west.

A shifty thug slips out of the shadows nearby with a dagger in hand, and approaches Auresae.

You reach behind you to undo the knot in the chiffon, allowing the material to fall free from your chest.
You remove a feral chiffon skirt.
A feral sneer passes your lips as you lapse from concentrating on your Azudim self, and allow your true nature to take hold. Your back curves, and thick fur grows forth from your skin, covering every inch of you. The curves of your muscles snap and grow, and your face loses all semblance of your former self as you fully transform into a Werewolf. Shaking your head comfortably, you stand erect and aware.

[ Clawed - a shifty thug ]
[ Clawed - a shifty thug ]
A shifty thug steps to the side and lunges forward, smashing the pommel of his dagger against the base of your skull.
[ Afflicted - stupidity ]
[ Cured - stupidity ]
[ Cured - health ]
[ Cured - health/mana ]
Experience Gained: 148 (Bashing) [total: 8809535]
A pound of flesh tumbles out of the corpse of a shifty thug.
A hastily scribbled note tumbles out of the corpse of a shifty thug.
A rush of energy fills you as you feel ready to deliver a devastating blow upon your next target.

A thick coil of fire wreathes itself around Auresae's arm, snaking down to coalesce in Her hand. The Goddess makes a forceful gesture and it seemingly blinks out of existence.
Having invoked the wrath of the Goddess of Fire, Calipso has been cremated alive.
[ Auresae murdered - Calipso ]

Centering your wild mind, civility floods your thoughts. Gasping in pain, your form contorts and shrinks, and fur clumps away to nothingness as you forcibly become Azudim once more.
Hooking the white chiffon behind your neck, you cross it over your breasts before tying it in back.
You are now wearing a feral chiffon skirt.

You pick up a hastily scribbled note.

You read what is written on a hastily scribbled note:
Target: Auresae
Employer: Calipso

Calipso is now one of your enemies.

You declare Calipso to be a known enemy of the Divine Order of Auresae, aiyr Vahaitnarifor: a Delosian thug to attack the Lady..

The fact that it's even -possible- to hire the thug for a God...

Illikaal

Oh boy. Auresae is griefing her now. 

Arbre

I can't take anything you say seriously with that signature.

Emelle

Seir is explaining to Emelle about how the raven is his spirit animal:

You have emoted: "Mm." Emelle smiles briefly, dryly. "You do seem to share its...disposition," she observes, leaning lightly against the oak.

"If by 'disposition' you mean shouting bitch at folks, shitting in a tree, and being a right pissed git whenever I get hungry," Seir says with a sour tone before pausing. He then shrugs once more in a nonchalant fashion and plants one of his feet behind him, allowing his weight to lean against it in an idle posture. "Yeah, I guess that's accurate."

Calipso

Arbre said:

Calipso's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.

A scenic, sea-view beer garden. (Isle of Delos.) (3698)
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A beautifully carved chess board is attached firmly to a heavy stand here. Intense waves of heat bathe the area, radiating from the Divine presence of Auresae, aiyr Vahaitnari. Brother Carson S. Madison is here.
You see a single exit leading west.

A shifty thug slips out of the shadows nearby with a dagger in hand, and approaches Auresae.

You reach behind you to undo the knot in the chiffon, allowing the material to fall free from your chest.
You remove a feral chiffon skirt.
A feral sneer passes your lips as you lapse from concentrating on your Azudim self, and allow your true nature to take hold. Your back curves, and thick fur grows forth from your skin, covering every inch of you. The curves of your muscles snap and grow, and your face loses all semblance of your former self as you fully transform into a Werewolf. Shaking your head comfortably, you stand erect and aware.

[ Clawed - a shifty thug ]
[ Clawed - a shifty thug ]
A shifty thug steps to the side and lunges forward, smashing the pommel of his dagger against the base of your skull.
[ Afflicted - stupidity ]
[ Cured - stupidity ]
[ Cured - health ]
[ Cured - health/mana ]
Experience Gained: 148 (Bashing) [total: 8809535]
A pound of flesh tumbles out of the corpse of a shifty thug.
A hastily scribbled note tumbles out of the corpse of a shifty thug.
A rush of energy fills you as you feel ready to deliver a devastating blow upon your next target.

A thick coil of fire wreathes itself around Auresae's arm, snaking down to coalesce in Her hand. The Goddess makes a forceful gesture and it seemingly blinks out of existence.
Having invoked the wrath of the Goddess of Fire, Calipso has been cremated alive.
[ Auresae murdered - Calipso ]

Centering your wild mind, civility floods your thoughts. Gasping in pain, your form contorts and shrinks, and fur clumps away to nothingness as you forcibly become Azudim once more.
Hooking the white chiffon behind your neck, you cross it over your breasts before tying it in back.
You are now wearing a feral chiffon skirt.

You pick up a hastily scribbled note.

You read what is written on a hastily scribbled note:
Target: Auresae
Employer: Calipso

Calipso is now one of your enemies.

You declare Calipso to be a known enemy of the Divine Order of Auresae, aiyr Vahaitnarifor: a Delosian thug to attack the Lady..

The fact that it's even -possible- to hire the thug for a God...

Lol I was shocked it was even possible, but was too good an opportunity to pass up. Good times good times

Calipso

*****************************[ Newbie Who ]*****************************
Intro Lvl Player              Guild          Channel
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yes   1   Vereos              No Guild       On
yes   1   Asdfasdufhasduifh   No Guild       On
 -    5   Natasya                            On
 -    13  Taurnil                            Off
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total newbies: 4

Moirean

Taurnil follows you to the southeast.

Broad, gentle tunnel curve. (Xaanhal.)

There are 3 cautious Xorani guards here.

You see exits leading east and northwest.

H:8470/8470 M:7011/7011 E:99% W:100 S:100% XP:64.45%% [csdb eb lr] 

That hound is already out of the kennels.

H:8470/8470 M:7011/7011 E:99% W:100 S:100% XP:64.45%% [csdb eb lr] 

Your hound is already here!

H:8470/8470 M:7011/7011 E:99% W:100 S:100% XP:64.45%% [csdb eb lr] 

H:8470/8470 M:7011/7011 E:99% W:100 S:100% XP:64.45%% [csdb eb lr] 

You strike out at a cautious Xorani guard, slashing her with a hefty glacial halberd, ripping her wide open.

You have scored a STAGGERING CRITICAL hit!

Damage done: 933 (11667 overkill), cutting.

The final blow proves too much for a cautious Xorani guard, who expires, pitifully.

You have slain a cautious Xorani guard.

Experience Gained: 3378 (Bashing) [total: 6862761]

You gasp with the realization that Taurnil has reached the level of 44.

Raising your soulstone above the corpse of a cautious Xorani guard, you snarl a guttural chant that causes a smoke-grey glyph to appear within the stone. Moments later, an ethereal stream of silver-white motes flows up from the corpse of a cautious Xorani guard and into the soulstone.

Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

A rush of energy fills you as you feel ready to deliver a devastating blow upon your next target.

Spinning a hefty glacial halberd deftly in your hands, you bring it about for another strike.

You strike out at a cautious Xorani guard, slashing her with a hefty glacial halberd, ripping her wide open.

You have scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!

Damage done: 10021 (2579 overkill), cutting.

The final blow proves too much for a cautious Xorani guard, who expires, pitifully.

You have slain a cautious Xorani guard.

Experience Gained: 3364 (Bashing) [total: 6866125]

You gasp with the realization that Taurnil has reached the level of 45.

Raising your soulstone above the corpse of a cautious Xorani guard, you snarl a guttural chant that causes a smoke-grey glyph to appear within the stone. Moments later, an ethereal stream of silver-white motes flows up from the corpse of a cautious Xorani guard and into the soulstone.

A rush of energy fills you as you feel ready to deliver a devastating blow upon your next target.

H:8470/8470 M:7011/7011 E:99% W:100 S:100% XP:64.51%% [csdb e- lr] 

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

...Well then.

Moirean

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Fck..."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "I forgot..."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Darnit."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Tsvanni is what I imagine my cat would sound like if he played Aetolia."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Taurnil says, "Rofl."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Hma?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "O.O."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Um um um."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Whassat?"

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "Lol."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): Tsvanni says, "OH."

(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Q.E.D.."

Ezalor

(Imperial Dominion): Tsvanni says, "Members full."

(Imperial Dominion): Menelaus says, "I try not to do things without thinking them through, but some times I go off. Self control?"

(Imperial Dominion): Tsvanni says, "Mis."                    

(Imperial Dominion): Abhorash says, "Members hungry, Childe Tsvanni."

Trollbhorash!

Xavin

Lol, yeah. Dragging lower level people through xaanhal easily power levels them. Just don't hit the masters at arms, because they do room-wide damage.

Alastair

And the mage and Krisiina(sp?) and harem girls do AOE too, iirc.

I learned that much to the chagrin of several lowbies.

Toz

Moirean hits those and purposefully tries to not crit. Moirean xp giveth, Moirean xp taketh away.

Moirean

Lies and slander!

(i automatically announce it on web, they should totally just learn to dodge)

Emelle

Why. Just...why.

[Edit: This was supposed to go in the worst descriptions thread. My bad.]

She is a herculean Idreth with bleach blond hair with dark-brown highlights cascading from the top of her head, flowing down in waves to the small of her back. As you examine her face you take notice of her vibrant bright- emerald  eyes that shine out even through the darkest places. Adorning her eyes is a set of long elongate looking black eyelashes and just on top of them rests a pair of black, thin eyebrow, off to the right side of the eyebrow sets two smell silver ring. Her nose rests meekly just above her soft supple soft-pink lips. She has an hourglass shape figure, giving her nice size breast and a good size butt, her skin is a soft peach color. Down the left side of her arm has been ink in jet black tribal marking going around a bright sky-blue rose.

Daskalos

The massive wheel comes to a stop with a sickly flash of green light. It shudders for a moment before rewarding you with Death.
You have been slain by the Wheel of Fates.
Experience Lost: 1625 [total: 5054787]
A stack of 2 pieces of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 hawthorn berries falls out of your inventory.
Some bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
Some bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a spherical armored eld falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a towering translucent eld falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a towering translucent eld falls out of your inventory.
Your rebirth defence has been stripped.
You feel your Inner Spark flare up, quickly moving from your inner core until your skin begins to tingle and burn. As your broken body falls to the ground, flames erupt from your body, burning the area around you at the same time as they heal your wounds.
reset
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:51:277> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
[Citadel]: System Reset.

(Web): Jayke says, "Web Listening disabled!"
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%>
[Citadel]: outc 2 bloodroot
[Citadel]: outc 2 kelp
[Citadel]: outc 2 hawthorn
[Citadel]: outc 2 bayberry
[Citadel]: outc 2 goldenseal
[Citadel]: outc 2 moss
[Citadel]: warmth

You remove 2 bloodroot, bringing the total in the cache to 4600.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:55:560> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You remove 2 kelp, bringing the total in the cache to 4690.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:55:841> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You remove 2 hawthorn, bringing the total in the cache to 4958.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:55:858> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You remove 2 bayberry, bringing the total in the cache to 5481.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:55:868> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You remove 2 goldenseal, bringing the total in the cache to 4429.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%>
You remove 2 moss, bringing the total in the cache to 1655.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 28069e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:55:893> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Mana Lost: 200
Your safeguard defence has been stripped.
You hum a soft melody, bringing warmth and comfort to you and your friends nearby.
You have gained the warmth defence.
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27919e 32250w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:55:918> < Auto Bashing Enabled >g 50 eld
You pick up 3 elds.
There is no more "eld" for you to take.
Balance Used: 1.00 seconds
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27919e 32250w <e-> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:56:104> < Auto Bashing Enabled >g 50 plant
You must regain balance first.
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27930e 32302w <e-> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:56:970> < Auto Bashing Enabled >ql

|------------------------------ BALANCE RECOVERED ------------------------------|
evoke lightning Eld
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:57:211> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Before the bridge to Delos. (road) (Prelatorian Highway.) (3547) [-Slyphe-]
Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. An almost blinding light keeps this location well illuminated. Sethrin, the ore merchant, waits here impatiently. A shimmering ball of energy hovers here above a multi-colored coral pedestal ornamented with seashells. A granite monument stands here, its surface polished to a shine. Rising stark towards the sky, the spindly frame of the Wheel of Fates is here. Cast aside, this bundle of poles and rope seems useless. There are 2 pieces of kelp in a stack here. There are 2 hawthorn berries in a stack here. There are 2 pieces of bayberry bark in 2 stacks here. There are 5 bloodroot leaves in 5 stacks here. There are 3 pieces of irid moss in 3 stacks here. There are 2 goldenseal roots in 2 stacks here.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:57:376> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Your rebounding defence has been stripped.
You detect nothing here by that name.
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:57:608> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:57:778> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
<7733/7733h 7890/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:57:876> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
Mana Gain: 161
<7733/7733h 8051/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:58:902> < Auto Bashing Enabled >g 50 plant
You pick up 14 plants.
There is no more "plant" for you to take.
Balance Used: 1.00 seconds
<7733/7733h 8051/8090m 27930e 32302w <e-> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:59:275> < Auto Bashing Enabled >

 <>--------------| ELLENIA JUST TRIED TO SENSE YOU |--------------<>

<7733/7733h 8051/8090m 27930e 32302w <e-> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:32:59:818> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
|------------------------------ BALANCE RECOVERED ------------------------------|
evoke lightning Eld
<7733/7733h 8051/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:00:278> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
You detect nothing here by that name.
<7733/7733h 8051/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:00:445> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
<7733/7733h 8051/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:00:630> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
<7733/7733h 8051/8090m 27930e 32302w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:00:723> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 27930e 32354w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:02:274> < Auto Bashing Enabled >
(The Front Line): Angwe says, "Dafuq."
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 27930e 32354w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:02:908> < Auto Bashing Enabled >def
You have the following active defences:
Your stimulated body and mind are primed for criticality.
You enjoy the boon of double experience. It will last for: 21 hours 31 minutes and 8 seconds.
You may not blow the Horn of Cornucopia again until the next Howling.
Your senses are magically heightened.
You are surrounded by a cloak of protection.
You possess the sight of the third eye.
You are feeling extremely energetic.
Your vision is heightened to see in the dark.
You are tempered against fire damage.
Your mind has been touched by the essence of the Underking.
You are surrounded by a pocket of air.
Your resistance to damage by poison has been increased.
You are protected from the fangs of serpents.
You are sensing the heat of others.
You are protected from light-based damage sources.
Your skin is toughened.
You are resisting magical damage.
You are extremely heavy and difficult to move.
You are aided by the symbol of Damariel.
You are diffused by a blue mist.
You are diffused by a red mist.
You are diffused by a yellow mist.
You are diffused by a green mist.
You are diffused by a white mist.
You are insulated against the harsh cold.
Your sense of time is heightened, and your reactions are speeded.
You are deaf.
You walk on a small cushion of air.
You are ready to disperse the next entanglement.
You have insomnia, and cannot easily go to sleep.
You are blind.
You have the warmth of a Yeleni.
You are diverting melee attacks.
You are dodging melee attacks.
You are using your superior constitution to prevent nausea.
You are paced for bursts of exertion.
You will attempt to parry attacks to your head.
You are protected by 37 defences.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 27930e 32354w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:03:179> < Auto Bashing Enabled >Autobashing is Disabled.
Trigger {You utter a prayer} removed.
Trigger {Channelling your inner spark, a bolt of lightning crackles from your hands} removed.
clan frontline tell it hates me
(The Front Line): You say, "It hates me."
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 27930e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:09:622> spin wheel skull
An aged skull token fades from existence as it is used up.
You spin the massive wheel, its runes flickering and the hollow bones clicking against each other with an eerie rattle.
<7733/7733h 8090/8090m 27930e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <96|79|100|26.44%> <12:33:12:745>
The massive wheel comes to a stop with a sickly flash of green light. It shudders for a moment before rewarding you with Death.
You have been slain by the Wheel of Fates.
Experience Lost: 4875 [total: 5049912]
A stack of 2 bloodroot leaves falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 pieces of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 hawthorn berries falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 pieces of bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 goldenseal roots falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 pieces of irid moss falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a spherical armored eld falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a towering translucent eld falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a towering translucent eld falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 pieces of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A stack of 2 hawthorn berries falls out of your inventory.
Some bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
Some bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
The Hall of the Underking.

Merelii

You sink your fangs into a giant ugly pincher, camus flowing into his veins.
Damage done: 0 (5140 overkill), poison.
A giant ugly pincher stiffens and drops dead as the venom proves too much for his system.
Murdered - a giant ugly pincher
Experience Gained: 2842 (Bashing) [total: 12505331]
Balance Used: 3.00 seconds

I'm still not sure what just happened. Did I scare it to death?

Arbre

Overkill.  You did 5140 damage left over from your last crit.

Haven

Wow, I think it's been about a year or maybe two since I've had this one:

Nona tells you, "Sex with ghantia."

Moirean

Xenia says, "Alright then, UNWIELD that warhammer and lets see what you can do with the Bardiche."

Fanice ceases to wield a long-hafted Carnifex battlehammer.

Xenia nods her head emphatically.

Fanice starts to wield a brutal, jagged bardiche of the Carnifex in her hands.

Fanice's knuckles grow momentarily white as she strengthens her grip.

Xenia says, "Good, you're a fast learner."

Xenia says, "Right then, give him your best shot."

Fanice snarls and drives a brutal, jagged bardiche of the Carnifex into Barda, carving a vicious swath through him which sends blood flying.

The attack rebounds back onto Fanice!

Fanice turns pallid and drops to the ground.

Fanice has been slain by Barda.

Barda looks a little upset as his left eye begins to twitch spasmodically.

Kiyotan

(Dion an Duir): Serrice says, "Poor Angwe."

 

(Dion an Duir): Serrice says, "For so long his thing has just been broken and he's been trying."

lolcontext

Arbre

I thought that was FanicO at first and nearly cried.  But no, we're good.

Illikaal

19) Ezalor: "((lolol. Have you seen the pic with Kanye too? He is holding a huge wad of 100s, then he finds a 1 dollar bill in there and and looks so disgusted at it))"

20) Ezalor: "((http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2dkpB17C1qbxtlwo1_400.jpg))"

Click the link. 

Ezalor

I clicked the link. That's a mighty fine picture of Kanye West.

GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH DOES NOT LIE. That came up for "kanye dollar bill."

Arbre

If I see a meme before you do, something is severely wrong.

Rivas

All rich meme subjects look the same to me.

Illikaal

(Web): Missari says, "Can't stop vamp misting, right?"

(Web): You say, "Angel corporeality."

(Web): You say, "But other than that, no."

(Web): Missari says, "K."

(Web): Atrapoema says, "I need that for my golem. Only instead of magic, he just sucks the mist up like Kirby and belches out a real person again."

Yes please.

Nola

Illidan tells you, "I'll shop at your Lotus."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "You'll treat it gently, won't you?"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Its delicate."

Illidan tells you, "Of course."

Illidan tells you, "Though, I do have one concern."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Like a flower."

Illidan tells you, "WHY IS IT BLUE."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Must be something in the water."

Illidan tells you, "Are you a Kelki, Nola?"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Maybe in another life, I was."

Illidan tells you, "((Have you googled blue waffle?))"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//I know what it is. It was a joke we used to call out at Wendys."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//started by a very graphic image on someone's phone."

Illidan tells you, "((.....why would you call it out at Wendys THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.))"

Illidan tells you, "((NOW I CAN'T EVEN GO TO WENDYS))"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//.. its Wendys. You gotta find SOMETHING to entertain yourselves with."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//Wendys new menu item 'Blue Waffle'. Come get a Blue Waffle at ..Wendys (wink wink) today."

Illidan tells you, "((Oh jesus.))"

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I love traumatizing him. 

Phoenecia

So, Conner kills my mount and I bought a new one and stabled it. When I tried to recall it, I received a message saying that I already had an unstabled mount, so I recall that one and grump about having wasted money on an extra mount I didn't need. So I stable the 'old' mount and try to recall it from the stables. I get the same message about having an unstabled mount. Rinse and repeat until...

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You can see the following 4 objects:
"monolith sigil89111"    a monolith sigil.
"trough154517"           a carved trough with bronze fittings.
"monolith sigil56512"    a monolith sigil.
"stallion274464"         a Jaziran stallion.

stable list
****************************[ Your Stabled Mounts ]****************************
Mount    Type                                     Stable                   
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#122379  a Jaziran stallion                       delosstable
#281332  a Jaziran stallion                       delosstable
#282144  a Jaziran stallion                       delosstable
#276516  a Jaziran stallion                       paladins_1_10
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I think I've somehow managed to clone my horse, and now I have five of them. >_>

Lin

Whatever you do, make sure you don't UPTURN it.

Illikaal

Nola said:

Illidan tells you, "I'll shop at your Lotus."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "You'll treat it gently, won't you?"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Its delicate."

Illidan tells you, "Of course."

Illidan tells you, "Though, I do have one concern."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Like a flower."

Illidan tells you, "WHY IS IT BLUE."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Must be something in the water."

Illidan tells you, "Are you a Kelki, Nola?"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "Maybe in another life, I was."

Illidan tells you, "((Have you googled blue waffle?))"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//I know what it is. It was a joke we used to call out at Wendys."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//started by a very graphic image on someone's phone."

Illidan tells you, "((.....why would you call it out at Wendys THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.))"

Illidan tells you, "((NOW I CAN'T EVEN GO TO WENDYS))"

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//.. its Wendys. You gotta find SOMETHING to entertain yourselves with."

You tell Grand Duelist, Illidan Aresti, "//Wendys new menu item 'Blue Waffle'. Come get a Blue Waffle at ..Wendys (wink wink) today."

Illidan tells you, "((Oh jesus.))"

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I love traumatizing him. 

...you know, immediately following that, I took a short nap. I had the WEIRDEST dream ever.