Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Meskhenet

I am more disturbed by your current signature than what was in that project.

Alistaire

(The Front Line): Daingean says, "I'm trying to save my credits for a Daskalos make-a-willy kit."

Daskalos

I... what... I don't even...

Meyvitch

Your sig disagrees!

 

Kiyotan

Known bugs:

* For some reason, characters whose names start with KI and end with N
cause untrapped errors whenever attempting to use Fumology.

 

Milvushina

Hey, remember that one New Year's CTF event when Clexx harassed the Duiran participants? Found a screencap of the start of it all. (Was it Xavin he forced to wear a dress?)

Xavin

I recall the fireworks. I do not recall any sort of dress.

Moirean

(The Blacker Arrow): Toz says, "Damage done: 6030, blunt."

(The Blacker Arrow): Toz says, "Probably a bug, right?"

(The Blacker Arrow): Luna says, "What skill?"

(The Blacker Arrow): Toz says, "Kick."

Toz

Bugging this now, but..

Damage done: 0 (183973 overkill), blunt.

^Most damage ever done to a mob, maybe?

Esper

This happened to me in Drakuum a while ago:

[6090 (100%)] [6090 (100%)] [99] [100] [0] [61.38%] [csdb|eb]

[mana loss] 80

[cabalist] decayed spirit

[critical] crushing critical hit!

[damage] dealt -1 (36015 overkill) magical

[equilibrium] 3.26 s

[6090 (100%)] [6010 (98%)] [98] [100] [0] [61.38%] [csdb|-b]

I bugged it because there apparently wasn't a mob in the room but I didn't have enough information to be helpful. Hopefully you gathered more than me!

Calipso

|  Entered by: Keroc                               Date: 2013/04/05 08:57:42  |
+--------------------------------- CHANGE ------------------------------------+

- Catapults can now only be chained to a maximum of three times before
the chain is broken.

Aldric

His advance masked by the Imp's feints, Moirean suddenly barrels into you from the side, his massive paws raking at your skin.

Moirean's coming to terms with her gender questioning in her own emotes!

Moirean

-_-

Illikaal

4 . Meyvitch: "Which one'a'ya dorks moved the food I left out for the novices!"

5 . Illidan: "It was likely Emelle."

6 . Illidan: "She probably ate it, that fatty."

7 . Meyvitch: "...okay. Well, it stays--HEY."

8 . Meyvitch: "You lot leave it with Raest this time."

The massive core of the Great Oak. (Duiran.) (25263) [-Haern-]

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Flickers of vibrant green fire encase this gargantuan pillar rising up from the Heartwood, the living core of the Great Oak visibly crackling with the energy of Dendara. The massive core shoots up through the center of the tree, both existing and nonexisting in the sense that it collides with foreign objects but passes through the various roots, limbs, and other aspects of the Great Oak as if nothing more than ethereal vapor. The pillar dominates the landscape, visible for miles in all directions as it shoots out through the canopy of the tree, and beyond to the sky far above. Where the core erupts from the earth, the pillar is surrounded in a hazy, pale green fog, illuminated by the dancing flames. Every once in awhile, a loud crack resounds from the pillar as white lightning ripples over its surface, coursing over the length of the core with unbridled energy. There are 3 monolith sigils here. There are 3 burly centaur crossbowmen here. Raest stands here, clasping a great spear in his right hand as he overlooks the primordial heart of the Great Oak. Blending in nearly perfectly with her environs, a cloaked wilderness warden waits here for potential trouble. A large, blood-splattered totem has been erected here, formed of obsidian, ivory and red-wood. Facing outwards and surrounding the totem are a large ivory bear, an obsidian raven and a red-wood serpent. Fell green energy emanates from the pulsing core of the Great Oak, a massive pillar erupting from the earth to tower over the Heartwood. There are 8 venison pies here. There are 3 salads of wild greens here. There are 2 shallow, rounded mugs here. A simple, porcelain cup has been dropped here. There are 20 triple chocolate cookies here. A bloody and gruesome corpse lies here, its innards splayed open to the air. Coiling and shifting endlessly, a serpent spirit hangs in the air.  The sublime glow of the core casts an effulgent green light over the surrounding area.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

You pick up a triple chocolate cookie.

H:6699 M:7040 E:100 W:100 B:100 S:0 Stance: Energy:0 [|eb]east

East of the glowing core of the Great Oak. (Duiran.) (25264) [-Haern-]

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There are 2 monolith sigils here. Prowling about the area is a feral bahkatu predator.  The sublime glow of the core casts an effulgent green light over the surrounding area.

You see exits leading east, southwest, west, and northwest.

You drop a triple chocolate cookie.

Some men. 

Emelle

Calipso

Your attention is called to a sudden pain in your arm and realise that you are dragging a curved
jade knife down your wrist. As you drop it with mounting horror, it vanishes without a trace.
A powerful mastiff, your faithful companion, leaps forward, intercepting the attack!


O.o

umm, good dog.

Daskalos

Message #14716 Sent By: Razmael         Received On: 4/07/2013/13:11
"Ugh your artifact list is too long."

Isto

Jason Stathan

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General:

He is 18 years old.

He was born on the 22nd of Midsummer, year 369 of the Midnight Age.

He is ranked 495th in Aetolia.

He is a Citizen in Enorian.

He is a Rambler in the Fellowship of Explorers.

He is a member of the clan called 'The Hilltop Academy'.

He is a member of the clan called 'The Lake House'.

He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

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Boss.

Lin

*twitch* He spelled his last name wrong.

Nola

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says to you, "You are supposed to be an oracle of truth. Oracle..ize..

 the truth."

Instructor Mireia Qefin, The Black Cobra says to Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich, "That is not a verb.

 Or a word."

Aryanne nods her head at Mireia, showing her acceptance.

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says, "All words started out as something someone invented."

You say to Daingean, "Yes, well.. Most make more sense than that."

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Instructor Mireia Qefin, The Black Cobra says to Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich, "But they require 

consensus of lexicographers."

Mireia taps her nose knowingly.

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says to you, "Oracleize. To prophesy or proclaim in a manner 

befitting an oracle. 'Nola oracalized most fervently in Daingean's presence. He was moved most 

deeply.'"

"Bah!" Mireia retorts disgustedly.

Aryanne titters girlishly.

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says to you, "It could even be said that it was TRULY moving."

Daingean winks most obviously towards you, nodding.

"Because you are an Oracle of Truth," Daingean explains.

You grin mischievously at Daingean.

Aryanne giggles louder, covering her mouth with a hand.

Muffling a laugh, you say, "I got it.."

Daingean nods curtly.

You say, "You shouldn't explain your jokes!"

Instructor Mireia Qefin, The Black Cobra says to Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich, "By that logic, I 

suppose I ought to bite everyone here."

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says to Instructor Mireia Qefin, The Black Cobra, "I do not see the 

correlation. You are not -literally- a black cobra. Her title is likely meant to be more than a 

simple honorific."

Daingean eyes Mireia uncertainly and says, "Unless you are, in which case, you possess an excess of 

both limb and intellect."

"Still doesn't make it a verb," Mireia says with a shrug and smiles at you.

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says, "I can manifest fire and turn the mind of another to mush 

without ever standing near them. I am -reasonably- sure I can invent words with little difficulty 

and assign their meaning and application as required."

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says, "And if I cannot, I should be able to."

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich asks, "What do you suppose they would call a tengu if no one had ever 

decided to name them that?"

You say, "A Catbird."

"Air-cat," Mireia says with finality.

Heaving a sigh, Daingean applies his face to his palm.

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says, "Alistaire is incorrect. Tengu are not winged cats. You ought 

stop encouraging him in this."

Certainly, Aryanne O'Lyryus says, "Regardless what someone else decided, I doubt you'd have named it,

 Mister Daingean."

Grandmaster Daingean Fiadhaich says to Aryanne O'Lyryus, "Truth, Miss Aryanne. I would not have 

named much of anything. Most names, when taken out of context, sound very ridiculous."

Mireia says to Daingean "They -look- like winged cats to me." She pauses to think for a moment, "But 

since I can only summon fire and turn others' minds to mush..."

You have emoted: Nola folds her arms over her chest, nodding at Mireia, "They look like that to me, 

too."

Shrugging, Aryanne O'Lyryus says to Instructor Mireia Qefin, The Black Cobra, "I always thought more 

on cat-bat, myself..."

Daingean gives Mireia and you a careful look before turning to Aryanne and asking politely, "Please 

extend your tongue defiantly towards both Instructor Mireia and Mistress Nola for me."

"Ha!" Mireia exclaims to Daingean.

You say to Daingean, "Cat-bats are still winged cats."

You say, "If anything, it supports our stance."

Mireia nods quickly in agreement, snickering, "Cat-bats."

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He continued to disagree about Tengus being Cat-bats/birds/winged cats. 

Moirean

Isto said:

Jason Stathan

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General:

He is 18 years old.

He was born on the 22nd of Midsummer, year 369 of the Midnight Age.

He is ranked 495th in Aetolia.

He is a Citizen in Enorian.

He is a Rambler in the Fellowship of Explorers.

He is a member of the clan called 'The Hilltop Academy'.

He is a member of the clan called 'The Lake House'.

He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

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Boss.

I saw Dato leading him through Xaanhal and asked Dato if he was being Stathan's....transporter. >_>

Isto

Stathan's his first name. His title was amended as a quick joke in BFI

Haydyn

Moirean said:

I saw Dato leading him through Xaanhal and asked Dato if he was being Stathan's....transporter. >_>

B-) YEEEAAAHHH!

Stathan

The bad thing is, until he pointed it out to me I didn't even recognize it.

Arbre

Commander Moirean Seirath says, "What is BSOD? that sounds like some S&M thing?"

Moirean

Barda, on how to win a woman:

    (Web): Barda says, "I was going to get my flirt on where did you go!"
    (Web): Calipso says, "Lol."
    (Web): Barda says, "I don't want to go back hunting yet.."
    (Web): Barda says, "It would have entertained me."
    (Web): Calipso says, "Flirting with Xiuh, like flirting with a hornet's nest."
    (Web): Kiershu says, "LOL she woulda turned you down so fast, it'd of made your head spin."
    (Web): Barda says, "I was going with Kiershu, the ultimate cougar."
    (Web): Calipso says, "Lol."
    (Web): Barda says, "Like 285 years on barda."
    (Web): Barda says, "Would have been epic."

    (Web): Barda says, "And shot down."
    (Web): Barda says, "I know my flirtatious imp abilities prove useless."

    (Web): Barda says, "Cause if being with you is wrong! I don't wanna be rightttt."
    (Web): You say, "I get men by telling them they can share my PK causes."
    (Web): Barda says, "It's been a boring day."
    (Web): You say, "Granted I've been engaged to Dourif and cuddly with Acino, so this plan might not be the best conceived."
    (Web): Kiershu says, "Lol moi."
    
    (Web): Barda says, "I was going to offer to buy her a sandwich, but only one. Ain't wantin to make em fat and daddy ain't made of money."

Emelle

Speaking of S&M...

Sabon has been bludgeoned to death by a Nazetu comfort woman.

Illikaal

(House Ve'kahi): Alastair says, "I don't know if I can kill him alone, probably."

Proving to be truly craven, Alastair has fled before the might of Illidan.

Whelp. 

Moirean

Dato tells you, "Carnifex can break limbs with one hit?"

North of Trees. (road) (Prelatorian Highway.)

A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. An enormous monument to Slyphe stands here. A small wooden sign is here. A dirty bird has made some dirty droppings here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Cast aside, this bundle of poles and rope seems useless. The corpse of Dato is here, impaled by a narrow bone. A note on it reads, 'This is the end of those who would trifle with Moirean.'

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

You raise an eyebrow at the impaled corpse of Dato.

Haven

(Enorian): You say, "...how the hell did I get here?"

(Enorian): Areka says, "When a woman and a man have too much to drink..."

I've been mistelling all day.